Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops

Get a load of this guy, wanting people to have a livable wage. How evil.

Parasite becomes aggressive. Sure all the musicians looking at our £0.0003 Spotify payouts for our work are delighted this is what our fans’ money went towards instead, and the fans equally pleased. Artists are always very in favour of war, traditionally.

there is a light that never goes out and morrissey’s dad won’t shut the fuck up about it

I've watched Star Wars and I don't understand how you're supposed to know how to treat the different creatures. Is the weird guy making noises the mayor of this town or do I ride him like a horse. Or perhaps... both...

✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨

We made a comic about the first telephone.

ChatGPT Lost a Chess Game to an Atari 2600

Atari 800 XL. I still have it.

[at dinner party] Guest: We are on the verge of living in a tyrannical society. Me, trying to impress everyone: Yes I agree. But I hope the T-Rex isn’t the only dinosaur to back a comeback.

My main "tech" project for the entire summer of 2024 was... a Windows 98 computer. My main "tech" project for the entire winter of 24/25 was... a 486 PC My main "tech" project for the entire summer of 2025 is... an Apple IIe Modern tech isn't exciting. Its annoying. Its shit. I hate it now.

Gonna bake these and then walk around New York with one slice in each hand going “now dis is da real New York right here”

Very cool. #australianmade

i really hope i get the job because it’s not like i can put this thing back in my butler

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

Google maps needs a route option called "See the most cows"

Hey man you gotta update your OS we don’t say insane shit like this anymore

Like all Good Honest Americans who dream of a brighter future, I enjoy ICE* in my drink** *Immigration and US Customs Enforcement agents **slang for the sea or ocean

Teenagers didn't think I was cool when I was one, why on earth would they start now?

Great thread

“sorry about the nazi salute i was drunk driving” is a hall of famer

Middle aged Jesus turns sparkling water into White Claws

If you expose someone’s hypocrisy, they instantly take 2d6 psychic damage and must discard one item from their inventory at random

Some random guy: I got doom to run on my old calculator AI bro: using a giant data center and enough power to run a small city we got doom to kinda run at 3 fps for 10 seconds

Mopheads

Who remembers the original NFT

Just think how bad the first 4 Maroons must've been

i ate a big jesus at work

it will take approximately 21 years to pay back the student loan debt incurred for the marketing degree that resulted in this sign

Hell yeah Chester Thompson #drums

Teachers used to tell us shit like "when you grow up you won't have a calculator in your pocket" and now that we're grown up we are dying of plague while fascism returns, so all in all I'd say we weren't terribly well prepared for the future

Longing for a simpler time...when all we had to complain about was how bad Nickelback sucked.

Nickelback has sucked for so long people think Creed is good again

When a random DC number texts you, you can't help but assume

so stop going to museums. I don't go to their ugly shopping mall churches, why is this complicated?

global mental collapse should be called the Not Great Depression

apple.slashdot.org/story/25/04/... #retrocomputing #vintagecomputing #macs #apple

@bobbyllew.bsky.social you have been an inspiration to me in a number of ways, but most recently making me feel educated and comfortable buying an ev!

Gravy can be used as delicious pancake syrup, but ultimately, gravy is a state of mind. Write that down.