Day two of wrestling school and ya boi got clotheslined by a 6'2" woman. Also I can backward roll and cartwheel now?? Mental.

Good morning athletes it fucking sucks out there today.

Fuck i think I'm on live support this sprint eeeeeeeeew. Gonna dust off the trusty "I hope this email fucks your dad" template I guess.

Nice start now get Takeshita in the Death Riders, cowards #aew #wrestlesky #aewdon

We all deserve this ❤️

What are we most excited for at Double or Nothing then gang? Personally reckon Okada vs Takeshita has the potential to be the match of the night and whatever the outcome the fallout is gonna give us so much story wise, so that's the one I've got my eye on. #aew #wrestlesky

Insane end to the show when Zohran, The Rizzler and Mick Foley form the Woke nWo.

If Mamdani hits someone with a chair during Stadium Stampede, my faith in electoralism with be restored.

I'd be lying if I pretended hearing the #AEW crowd singing Judas at Chris Jericho doesn't tickle my brain in a really pleasing manner. #wrestlesky

I've never bought a dedicated gym top in my life, I've made cut offs out of band shirts etc once they start getting worn out round the armpit etc. It generally means the number of gym tops in the rotation remains pretty stable. But merch shirts have become heavier and better quality of late.

If you're an athlete and you smoke and you think you'll quit when your progress hits a plateau, I've got bad news for you: the plateau doesn't hit like that. It's more subtle. BUT the good news is if you quit progress go brrr real quick because everything works better when your lungs are happy.

Flickering candle it is then. We got the best one though.

Bandido vs Blake Christian for the ROH World Championship was an absolute clinic and might be my favourite match in weeks. I still don't get the ice cream thing but I don't even care, Blake can *go* #SupercardOfHonor #ROH #Wrestlesky

DALTON AND THE OUTRUNNERS 🥹 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH #SupercardOfHonor

Had a great time at the extremely serious and not at all silly colloseum of gay violence this afternoon, featuring "we have Hangman Adam Page at home". British Indies stay goated.

Anyway I don't read a tonne and I've got a stack of books yet to be started but when I do read I actually read and getting mad about booktok does make me want to finish up @gallaethamatt.bsky.social 's Hair Of The Dog series. Finished the second book the other night, now on to the third.

Part of the reason I don't read my much any more is because i don't even know what's good now when every book shop is books by influencers or booktok favourites. So I'm delighted that members of the community that dictates what books are widely available are saying they don't even read them.

Brian Cage has been out for so long I forgot how enormous he is. There may be taller men on the roster but that physique is nuts. Truly a terrifying dude in a roster full of terrifying dudes. #wrestlesky #aew

committing a little bit of heresy for daddy

There’s no medical reason to reduce the use of SSRIs just for the sake of doing so. They save countless lives daily, including mine. The HHS preoccupation with reducing their use is an intentional misdirection away from the true problems facing mental health: the world they’ve created is unlivable.

I do think it's stupid that young people are taking dodgy supplements sold online in lieu of anabolic steroids but I can't help but feel that a culture aggressively pushing GLP-1s on everyone and their dog has exacerbated this.

Man I wish they'd pulled the trigger on PAC #AEW #FairwayToHell

FROGGY SPEEDBALL 😭😭😭😭 I LOVE THEM #AEW #Wrestlesky #FairwayToHell

Is there anything better than cutting about by the sea on a sunny day wearing the randy savage sunglasses?

Seem to have quit smoking by mistake, best mistake ever

Yes he *is* making risotto again and you *should* bring a bowl

Fixed my broken machine myself and it only took an hour of log diving and poking things. Little treat time.

None of the 6 year olds at this birthday party are appropriately impressed that I took a Canadian Destroyer at Wembley Stadium.

Bought a pair of the second most obnoxious sunglasses I've ever seen in my life*, since getting contacts I have become an optical menace. * If there's anywhere legit I can get properly rated ones that cover almost your entire face with one giant lens like some kind of alien holla at ya boi

I've mostly just slept and ate today it's been pretty nice

I wanted to go to a vegan market today and buy lots of treats but it's a bit of a trek, I'm not fit to drive, and it's far more important that I get lots of rest right now. Head injuries suck.

Reporting that includes the two Jewish men that the Golders Green attacker is charged with attempting to murder but does not include the Muslim man he is *also* charged with attempting to murder is wildly inaccurate and distorts the story hugely. Sky News and the BBC have both done that.

So ya boi gave himself a tasty little concussion in the dumbest way ever on Sunday. Good news is we're almost out of the 72 hour danger window, bad news is it's obviously going to be a little while before I can go back to The Den safely.

Today's the daaaaaaay! I am excited I am dressed and ready and I'm gonna do my dinner prep for the week and then I'm gonna go learn to take bumps 🥹

34 years old and today I walked into a normal shop and I bought some regular sunglasses I liked off the rack for the first time in my life. I've got my eye on some obnoxious sports ones too but i kind of needed some immediately. It's been ace.

This is true, but I cannot stress enough This is not unique to the Trump administration The Republicans have been against science for a generation and it’s only accelerating because the science is telling us things are fucked and cannot continue as is and a lot of rich people don’t like that

I am absolutely shite at recognising when someone is flirting with me. Like, comically bad at it. My mates would mock me about it. But something happened today that made me so happy. 1/?

So everyone off their prescription meds and on the cans instead this summer then? Fucking clown.

We are not brutal enough to the perpetuators of rape culture

Heard a report on the radio about people buying controlled substances from those "mini-mart" shops that sell dubious candy. Apparently people are buying sertraline for recreational purposes. Having been prescribed it for a long time i cannot imagine why anyone would want to do that

Got over eight hours sleep last night and damn I feel great for having done so

I know it's mean but watching somebody three years younger than me advocate using beef tallow as moisturiser, avoid sunglasses, avoid SPF protection, and not eat veggies - all whilst aging like milk left in the sun - is fucking hilarious

I have made enquiries with the wrestling school 🥹

Please god let this world championship run be brief

how adults colonize every third space and remove young people — including the Internet link: dragon-in-a-fez.tumblr.com/post/8134647...

I joke that i don't look at the German Suplex factory for big brain shit, but fucking hell. You could not waterboard this out of me.

I actually fucking hate this harsh white lighting AEW now insist on using when doing their announcements for the main event, but I do truly love how much MJF's ridiculous entrance robe glistened in it so maybe it's not all bad #aew #dynasty #wrestlesky

I love Thekla and Mox so much, their matches were for me 😍 #wrestlesky #aew #dynasty

Finished up the casino gauntlet match and called it a night for now because I'm an eepy baby and I need to be up early. Good Dynasty. I am still crying out for solos gold for Yuta but apparently it's only me so I will wait. #aew #wrestlesky #dynasty

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