We are entering shorts season. It's shorts and hoodies for the moment, we're a bit off shorts and t-shirts. But I have taken the weed whacker to the legs because it is shorts season.

What level of power is it where a bloke is slagging a woman off, realises you're in earshot, and backtracks whilst walking away from you? Because I just achieved it.

Lucha Britannia taking the Ye booking has left such a fucking sour taste in my mouth honestly. And they're all so proud of it 🤮

Wouldn't be a bank holiday weekend without a chore that necessitates dusting off the steel toecaps now would it.

The wrestling school I was thinking of joining has an open day at the end of the month. The stars are aligning. Let's fucking go nerds.

They're good shirts fam

Kid behind me at the football, can't be any older than 10, asking her dad a question: Kid: dad, what's the song about the ref with the swear words in? Dad: you're not singing that, again

Every wannabe Elon Musk has a Grimes that has blocked his number.

PinkNews platforming Streeting after firing their few remaining journalists so he can lie about his assault on trans rights and gaslight the public about Labour’s war on trans kids and dismantling their healthcare is the end of the site. I’ve been interviewed by them, they’ve used my work. No more.

Just finished the last run of couch to 5k, for the second time. On one hand, it's been humbling to have to start over when I've run a half marathon distance in storm conditions. On the other, this time last year I genuinely didn't think I'd ever really be able to run again so it feels massive.

The best place to be when It happens would be a music venue mid-concert. A little drunk. A little sweaty. The news rippling through the crowd as people’s phones light up. An abrupt halt to a banger before the announcement is made from the stage. Everybody kissing like it’s V-J Day in Times Square.

Been gym, increased my weight on a few exercises. Been town and big Sainsbury's without swearing at anyone. Got bolognese on. Mr Pet has confirmed that I don't have to go anywhere else and I don't have to drive today so now I'm enjoying a massive glass of wine and catching up on the wrasslin.

Companies humble bragging about their green initiatives on linkedin with ugly gen ai images in the same post: die.

Over four hundred pounds gone on new glasses and sunglasses. And that's with a "sorry you're blind lol" discount, and without paying for contacts. Oh and I can't get dailies I have to get monthlies because my prescription is so fucking high so I that'll be fun.

Nah because why did my gym have to close last week so they could install decorative lighting and also break the leg extension machine apparently. Fummin.

Correct and I agree

No Kings (Except Brody)

I honestly need the Toni Storm speculations to stop. Like *if* it is that there are several fucking reasons she might not have wanted to announce anything and it must be kind of horrible to see all that chat.

Getting into advanced Winnie the Poohing (wearing tops without bottoms AND eating so much I can't get through the door)

Didn't know Moby was trans

Exhausted but if I don't do my little walk my brain won't work right so I've flung the bags in the house and immediately turned back around

It got up to UV index 7 today 🫠

Idk if he's here but had the pleasure of meeting our pal spagbolshevism at the Nitzer Ebb gig tonight and 11/10 good egg etc.

I think people who use spray deodorants or aerosol perfumes in enclosed public spaces should die, actually

First day since 2020 I've not worn sun cream and I have burned lads, I have burned. Wear the fucking sun cream

There are many downsides to getting into wrestling in my 30s as somebody who now wants to actually wrestle, but one absolutely fucking MASSIVE upshot is never having any nostalgia for or attachment to the fucking fed.

Going up country for a bit to see Nitzer Ebb and cry at the price of a pint. Should be good I reckon.

Filed under "things that made me cum"

Eurgh I know she lost her match but I do fully believe Marina Shafir could kill everyone in #AEW if she really wanted to. I am absolutely obsessed with her and can't wait to see them strap her up. #wrestlesky #PPV #revolution

That 21 man carnage was booked BEAUTIFULLY holy shit

Honestly some people have no knowledge of lesbian etiquette. It's customary one of the couple battle all the cishet males just before dinner and the victor claims all the ladies at the end of the night. The seating plan here is really irrelevant.

All In tickets secured 🥳

Oh fuck yeah going to see primus

Oh no it's starting

Again, happier than a pig in shit. #prowrestling #EVE #WrestleQueendom #Wrestlesky

Openly wept like a baby when Nyla Rose came out earlier and the total strangers around me asked if I was ok. I'm sorry I'm just so glad they booked her today. It's important I think #wrestlesky #prpwrestlingeve

Today I'll be celebrating international women's day at Pro Wrestling: EVE's biggest ever Wrestle Queendom show and I could not be more delighted with this particular decision.

Went for bottomless sushi today with my cousin. £36 each. Ate £130 worth between us. Job done.

I'm a 30-something year old hater of everything and the fourth plinth's casts of the faces of my trans and non binary siblings makes my heart sing, can't imagine how nice it is for people less jaded.

10k steps before 10am suck it I love cutting about London by myself

Imagine being so bad at your job that the guy who’s even worse at his job has to be the one that fires you.

god i really hope america and israel don't start ww3 before arsenal win the league and spurs get relegated at the same time

I've taken to blocking any content creator who so much as vaguely annoys me/makes me cringe even once. I'd recommend it to anyone as it's a much better online experience

I am going to ask them to sign my jacket and then I am going to stitch over it because I am a Cool Guy.

Fucks sake as much as the plan was always to switch to Linux (or just not windows) eventually I thought I had more time.

The debt burden of UK students is one of those things where, the more you look into the details, the more insane and predatory it is. So I tried my best to explain the numbers involved without making my, or your, head explode.

Just found out our horse is Australian so note that down

It's a lush day so I left the office early, drove over to Mr Pete's unit, left the car there for him and was able to do my silly little walk home by the sea, in the sun. I am so blessed I'm not even mad that I've got to log back on.

I know easy runs easy, hard runs hard is a good and sustainable way to build endurance, speed etc but damn losing 500m distance straight off the bat on the easy run that followed the hard one is annoying.