I fucking hate AI so much. Want to use it to do your work? Fine, great. Whatever. But that doesn’t mean I think it’s cool for you to try to do my job! “Oh you had ChatGPT make a graphic? Well it looks like shit, doesn’t work with I’ve already made and now I’m actively mad at you.”

I know more words to “bawitaba” than Mr Rock does.

This game stinks.

If I had known Dunk & Egg was this good I would have never wasted my time reading “A Feast for Crows”.

Being forced to watch The Rascalz on Wednesday nights will turn me into Bill Watts.

Everytime I log into The Athletic, they’re like, “upgrade your subscription and get access to the NYT” and I say, “go fuck yourself”.

James Harden is a basketball terrorist

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

I need that gamertag to see how much times I beat him in Trials of Osiris.

My world is shattered.

I’ve seen enough; Davis and Doyle are the greatest tag team of all time.

Looking so fucking good.

no greenlander ever called me a libtard

Caleb Williams is president.

They’re going to change MLK Day to Charlie Kirk Day, aren’t they?

I would die for her.

Brock Purdy looks like he wore a tie to high school.

I AM ALIVE

I am dying

Dennis Allen should be fired into the sun at halftime.

Bryce Young is going to have his hands full accepting all the apologies he’s got coming.

I worry for the Bear’s defense; A savvy operator might notice their noble refusal to cover the center the middle of the field.

As a 41-year old Caucasian male who was once 12 and obsessed with 70s era NBA and ABA basketball, no one in my theater was more excited to see George “The Iceman” Gervin in “Marty Supreme” than me.

Kids these days don’t know how to: *dig through the ditches *burn through the witches *slam in the back of my dragula

Maybe I’m a mark but I just do not enjoy MJF!!!!!! Is he appreciably any different now that he was in 2021? Aside from being more tan and having take at least two trips to Türkiye.

Caleb Williams is good.

An inadvertent masterpiece I took during Okada’s entrance against Takeshita last night at World’s End.

Another great Chicago (ish) AEW PPV in the books. Toni Storm might be the best wrestler alive today.

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CALEB WILLIAMS IS GOOD FUCK YOU

Caleb Williams is good. Fuck you.

Couldn’t be me stumbling onto the final episode of Ken Burn’s Vietnam at 8:00 on WTTW and sobbing over the Vietnam Memorial.

I think the evidence is abundantly obvious that people around my age know what's up, and that older people are out of touch grandpas and that people younger than me are clueless idiots without proper life experience. I am the only generation like this.

The Avatar haters (babies, losers, people incapable of joy) will try to belittle you into thinking that Avatar 3 will not fuck, when it most certainly will.

The refrain, as it often is, says that the frigid cold is “football weather”. Perhaps we should call it “Bears weather” after the unassailable Chicago Bears extracted the last bit of industry from the loathsome city of Cleveland with their demolition of “the Browns”. Bear down.

He was supposed to leave his jorts in the ring

Lolwwe

lol ok. nobody ever more did it Someone Else's Way but it's a nice video

Is this the doom that follows when the Reinsdorf doesn’t get his new stadium money?

The Rules 1. Being rich doesn’t make you smart. 2. There are no more rules

Okada getting a four star match out of Jack Perry is worth five stars.

Babes of Wrath need to cut a crossover single ASAP

It is an ethical imperative to not pay for Adobe products.

Men are back.

Just make a follow up to DS9. I’m fucking dying.

A supercut of wrestlers having to move Rick Knox out of the way.

If I was Macbeth and my wife tried to get me to kill the king, I would simply hang out with friends instead.