The amount of defend America shirts at the Museum of Science and Industry before 10am.

If Mamdani hits someone with a chair during Stadium Stampede, my faith in electoralism with be restored.

Massive away win for the little fella.

Yeah yeah yeah. Show me somewhere in Indiana that isn’t a slag heap. Oh wait that’s bad.

I did not make this. I wish I had made it

When someone suggests a new podcast to me in 2026.

Peter Weir - “I’m casting for The Truman Show 2.”

Sorry I was in the bathroom for 18 minutes. Yeah, everything was fine, but as I was washing my hands "November Rain" came on and I'm staying for the solo.

The bald community is strong.

Pantera were actually the first nu-metal band. I will not elaborate.

(Greek accent) “My new movie will be about psychedelics.” “All your movies are about psychedelics.” “Yes but this one has vampires.”

Perhaps I judged Pete Davidson too harshly.

It’s a mark against D-Von Dudley as an interviewer that he would even Kross if he’s interested in going to AEW. Of course he is! Framing it like it’s a decision they’ve made, as opposed to a total lack of interest on AEW’s part is weird and does no one any favors!

It’s the freakin weekend

Saw the cloud that looks like a skeleton jacking off again

The way Harrison Ford looks at Kelly McGillis in “Witness” should be illegal.

Why the fuck does Door Dash have an AI assistant? Why would I ever ask a fucking robot what to eat? It would recommend electricity.

The Sopranos The Simpsons Mobile Suit Gundam Barry Dunk & Egg Breaking Bad Star Trek Deep Space Nine Battlestar Galactica Friday Night Lights 30 Rock King of the Hill X Men the Animated Series V Gundam Wing Dragonball

You might be mad because WWE is cutting the lifeblood of their business while charging luxury prices to watch watch the worst wrestling you’ve ever seen, but what if I told you they just signed a bunch of college athletes who don’t like wrestling and gave them names like Jaxson McFilapino?

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finally found something to make me laugh and it's this I've watched this like 30 times in a row

David Allan Coe was certainly problematic, but a pioneer in trickster self-mythologization in country music. His music was foundational in the house I grew up in. Seen him play a number of times, & it was alway a great show. (I almost single-handedly fought a whole UVA frat in the bathroom one show)

David Allan Coe was a deeply complex figure--in a number of ways. But he wrote "Take This Job and Shove It" which is a heartbreak song disguised as a labor song--the greatest country music sleight-of-hand of all. And he recorded literally dozens of perfect country songs. Now he's gone.

I would buy ten Chinese cars tomorrow if it meant an end to the Senate.

Showgirls

The Mask of Zorro rips and I will watch that movie every chance I get.

Daryl Morey is a fraud and should be forced to pilot an oil tanker through the Straight of Hormuz as penance for his basketball crimes

Don’t do it Tony.

pivoting to "Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini have something beautiful and everyone else is simply jealous"

He never misses. From the fit, to the lifting regime, to burying the fed.

That's right.

For a teetotaler, Trump sure keeps quite the Liquor Cabinet. Eh? EH? EH?!?!!

My favorite morning routine is turning copilot off after it’s turned itself back on again. My favorite afternoon routine is turning copilot off after it’s turned itself back on again. My favorite evening routine is

Professional wrestling is very good. #aewdynasty

I have seen one good example of this plate

Thick wives make you healthy and young.

Don’t settle for good - Have a Great Friday!

Unless Peter Rosenberg is giving out tips on getting divorced, he should not be dispensing advice.

Which Tiger Driver is more dangerous?

1. Red Sox 2. Ohtani 3. Celebrating the White Sox’ misery

He deserved to talked about in the same breadth as Moebius. Absolute legend.

Ospreay please don’t die

TONY NO!!!

Delroy or we riot.

I have no words. #AEW #AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky

Happy 311 Day