Getting too old for this shit

The offense lost this game

That is some bullshit, Jaxson

Ginger Lightning

Cardinals uniforms look like somebody washed a red sock with their whites

"No matter what we do people still cheer PAC. This is a real problem. He's with the Death Riders and-" "Towel him off." "What?" "You heard me. Towel. Him. Off." "Mr. Khan, you can't be serious. That's diabolical." "Bone. Dry." #aew

Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them. The current climate is especially accelerating this. Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves. Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶

Max Caster is getting thrown through a window

Skye Blue watching Darby Allin run around with a flamethrower

An American Dragon theme in forest green please

Darby "Hank Scorpio" Allin

So are the Mariners going to actually fucking do it this year?

I like that as a fan base we're all in agreement that PAC should be wetter and nuder.

Mina has the best music in wrestling

IT. IS. HAPPENING! As announced by @tonykhan.bsky.social and revealed by Renee Paquette, AEW will be crowning their first Women's Tag Team Champions! #AEWDynamite is LIVE on TBS and HBO Max

He did it! The crazy son of a bitch did it!

What if every video game had Hangman Adam Page as the protagonist? What then? The gaming industry would be saved, that's what

Hangman Zero Dawn

This crowd is deader than the steel industry

I could never do pro wrestling commentary. I'd totally call it the "border shitty stretch" on accident.

Renee, the leader of the Death Riders, asks Kris Statlander about her position with the Death Riders 🤼‍♂️

Oh like you don't know Renee

Stat is gonna snap and beat the bejebus out of Harley.

Regular reminder that the literal 1st full conversation in ALIEN is a contract negotiation, & that everything that goes wrong throughout those movies happens because the Weyland-Yutani Corporation programmed all of its "AI" systems to put any possibility of profit over & above the lives of the crew.

It's miercoles, you know what that means

The reason the bullet doesn't say "Fuck Ice" is that the FBI is run by a content creator freak who still thinks in terms of "I can't curse or I'll get demonetized."

"unalive ICE"

JD trying out the "strong man" role and failing miserably. The only person who can thread the Technocratic Corporatist cabal, Nazi's, and Christian Nationalists needle is trump. When he's gone, they become warring factions again and JD gets chewed up and spit out.

charlie KirKK

I'd be upset if this was 15 years ago and Gail Kim was in the slightest way relevant

On a related note, Raptures Delight is the best episode of American Dad

Just putting this out there... Hank Green for President

Pointing the finger at Communist "dictators" while perform coups to install right wing dictators

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

He's 1000% going to apologize to the Kirk widow and then we'll get leaked sources that say he caved so his employees could keep their jobs

I'm certain that even if that alleged assassin had bullseyed him right between the eyes, it would've had zero effect on his cognitive ability.

I really hope the rapture happens tomorrow because it would be so nice to be rid of the absolute worst people on the planet and we could get some peace and quiet down here

Turns out the Cowboys really are "America's Team": they peaked 30 years ago and they're led by an aging narcissistic billionaire in steep mental decline.

WWE is trying to make wrestling so unappealing that people won't look at alternatives. "If this is the biggest and most popular brand, I can't imagine what could be worse than this dog shit."

LUNCHADORIS 👏 👏 👏👏👏 #AEW

The Seattle Mari(jua)ners

It's me, I'm bitches

This is the most Hulk Hogan ass shit

Byron Murphy has gone the fuck off this season

That was the best half of Seahawks football since the first Obama administration

Imagine cooking on this level