Harry Potter and the Sacred Pubes

In a major step towards regaining public trust, the DNC has released its 2024 autopsy with the disclaimer that it was poorly done and you shouldn't trust it.

I work in IT and I'm quite thankful my boss, the sys admin, is opposed to any AI integration into our environment.

Iowans have a cerebral corntex, thank you for listening

All the cool kids subscribe to Racket.

@normcharlatan.bsky.social come pick up your son

All Yodas are Grogus, but not all Grogus are Yodas.

Vikings schedule release video is pretty excellent.

New report from the Family Housing Fund written by @curaumn.bsky.social based on a survey of over 1k tenants living in single-family homes in the Twin Cities. Big takeaway: Large landlords (inclduing private equtiy, and REITs) scored worse across all metrics even after controling for other factors 🧵

I love Superego.

Just gonna block the Make It Make Sense account. At this point dunking on them is giving them orders of magnitude more engagement than they ever had previously.

Great photography here, I've been a fan of @thejvandy.bsky.social for a minute.

this website has to engage in a ridiculous discourse about whether or not it is good every 8 days. so i think we can clear it up. it is not good. it is largely annoying. many people on here are antisocial weirdos. but im posting with my pals on it. so net positive.

Friday music

Minnesota did not go through all that to have people who live elsewhere do a weird one-up thing. It’s not a competition and we’re all in it together Resistance will look different in New York just like it did in Chicago and LA. We learned from those before us and we’ve got your back too ✊

there's friggin tornadoes as far as the ear can hear

May the 4th be with you.

I would invest in Microsoft.

I’m in Burnsville, MN now, corner of County 11 and 122nd. HSI and FB are here, checking out a daycare center. It’s profoundly upsetting to see a school bus getting kids across the street from Burnsville PD, who are here doing traffic work for the feds.

sorry that was me at the white house correspondent's dinner, I was high-fiving people too loud

Clip from Amon Amarth at the Armory yesterday.

Castle Rat at the Armory. Only video I got unfortunately but they were fuckin RAD

OUR FIRST HALF OF THE SUMMER SCHEDULE IS OUT!!! In just under two weeks we kick off the summer DJ ride schedule with the Lowertown Bike Shop anniversary on Friday May 1st Come down May 1st and kick off the summer with a dance ride in Saint Paul! @joyfulridersclub.bsky.social

got beermogged yesterday

I got to talk about video games with @danielsuitor.com at Saint Paul sandwich party and I think that's neat.

My favorite historian has, through study of the history of human civilization, determined that capitalism is bad.

Magic Sword rules

the speed at which this happened is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day on this busted ass site i reposted both the users in this as well, i’m just appreciating the juxtaposition here

God, this sucks.

being allergic to cats is the mark of an impure heart

blood 'crete! blood 'crete! blood 'crete!

He's so handsome

canvassed so hard I got kicked out of Menards

Miles Davis has been real quiet since this dropped

I heard there's a Cool Jacket watch happening

butt monged these zoomers today (sold them some butts)

Why are people are dunking on her? She didn't get a single delegate in 2020? And is now listed under "other candidates" on wikipedia because she performed so badly she had to drop out a year before the election? And with no primary she still lost to Trump in 2024? Why wouldn't she run again?

If you work, you owe your thanks to former labor Secretary Frances Perkins – the architect behind the 40-hour workweek, the minimum wage, unemployment insurance, and Social Security. On her birthday today and every day, America’s unions celebrate her legacy and leadership.

looks we're bros and everything but if you don't stop acting up I'm gonna have to stick you in the

hello mr train how r u 2day

I used to think the lowest form of youtube comment was telling your life story for no reason, but now I think it's "who's watching this in [month][year]"

Want to honor Melissa Hortman's legacy? Elect a progressive DFL majority to be a pain in Amy Klobuchar's milquetoast ass every goddamn day.

Democrats should be saying "we are coming back into power and when we do, every commander and officer who participated is getting sent to the Hague" and instead they are talking about tax breaks.

Pizza is for breakfast.

love the hell out of this. Full breakdown of the samples and how they're used n Daft Punk's Face to Face.

I'm not emotionally invested in bluesky's daily active users or whatever, I'm here to post this stupid shit

I don't think non-military people are aware of the level of alcohol use on bases. This is incredibly dangerous.