What if Bad Bunny read the Epstein files in Spanish?

Good morning! If you see this, tip me

If we all.keep responding to certain pieces of news with "theory like gravity is a theory" we'll end up with conservatives eventually questioning the theory of gravity. Which would be very funny, so keep doing it.

Mouse goes hard as hell and I'm bummed every day that he's not on this web zone youtu.be/i4khHJaLtsM?...

welcome to america

Y’all ever fucks with Tommy and June? youtu.be/-RCQaNDgFSE?...

The only cybercrime I like is when one robot punches another robot

checkmate flat earthers

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men only want one thing and it’s cool as fuck

really enjoying planetes but I'm only two episodes in so shut up if you've seen it and were about to spoil anything

this is canon. mario is homer's wife. mario is bart's mom.

you can't put that on a birth certificate because he's dead

breathe in deeply through your nose. hold it. that's what your snot smells like

my neck hurts from bringing my enormous head down to pull a bong hit.

Sucking off the haters

hey new followers, get ready because I hardly ever post! my mental illnesses are only part-time funny, so I'm sorry

Asked to leave Yoga for saying "that's a stretch" six times

To thine own self pee poo

guys how do you remove an image from your post if you change your mind

i got the gummy bear tummy blues

Just turned on my yoga 11e for the first time in awhile

terrible news about gummy bears

“…or to make somebody else give up and die because they won’t accept you in there home voluntarily, and what, in your comfortable urban life, has ever prepared you for that decision?” James Burke is a cold mother fucker

Incredible advice all around tbh

OMG BBC she was a SCIENTIST not just some DAME

🎶you don't make friends with salad🎵

back on my batshit

Despicable Me 5 to focus on his dusty Grunani

Really standing by an assertion that the Beatles’ “Get Back” is a pro-segregation song

You better Dodge Ram to the Polls!!!!

No one: No one at all: Verse in 90’s dance hit Boom Boom Boom: “Girl your booty is so round I just wanna lay you down Let me take you from behind I won't cum until it's time But if I cannot sleep with you Maybe I could have a taste Put your niney on my tongue And your booty on my face.” 🙃

We are learning more about the Dumb Boy Style Hunkers and what led to dozens “Hunkin’ it Dumb Boy Style” downtown late yesterday evening. For more on this story,

new show about junk haulers in space it’s called Space Dumpers oh yeah they also have enormous asses

y'all ever fuck with Goodbye Blue Monday? www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-W...

Went to the Fall Festival and everybody was tripping

Huh, by the looks of this tomb, and my confident posture, one could surmise that I'm stanced up in the mausoleum.

Big Dumper just killed The Rizzler in unarmed combat

God I used to be so awkward. I still am but I used to be, too

After breakfast: "I like the idea of putting the capitalists at work in the fields." Before breakfast: "Stake them to the ground, cover them in gas, and light them on fire maybe?"

This is important if you love learning and my hot friend, well, it’s still important regardless of your feelings but I’m trying to include you for once, can you just not today?

I am experiencing some schadenfreude at the fact that the rapture happened and literally nobody made the cut

Tough Jerry: 🤨 Who’s “we”? Youse gots a mouse in your pocket? Furtive Jerry: 😅Well, ye FJ: 🥹🤲🐁 I calls ‘im “Lil Jerry” TJ: 🤔 Aw look at dat. He’s gots your eyes FJ: 😏and your heart, Jerr TJ: 🤗Aw come on, bring it in. I loves you Jerr FJ: 🫂You’re the best thing that ever happened to me Jerr

i love the no man's sky modding community

Men would rather go to theraptures instead of therapy