Blood for Blood in 2025/2026, what a nice little surprise for those who celebrate BHC. tidal.com/track/479346...

What idiot called the movie Police Academy and not Pig Farm.

One of the many positives to come out of our daughter’s first birthday this weekend is that I can justify having a beer and birthday cake for dinner at 8 p.m. on a Sunday. Please repost and follow me for more life advice and health tips.

I want a cyber truck but like… uglier. Alright bet.

Oh fuck yeah it’s 4:20 somewhere!

My daughter waved at me for the first time this morning. If you need me, I’ll be riding this high for the rest of my life. 🫠🫠🫠😍😍😍

Spotify wrapped still worked despite all the Cocomelon and White Noise.

I’d like to file a formal complaint with the American Board of Medical Specialties (ABMS). Your doctor, Dr. Seuss, wrote a medical text titled There’s a Wocket in My Pocket but makes no mention of the Wocket at any point in the book. It’s maddening and irresponsible really.

Yearly recap since my Spotify has been taken over by my daughter listening to Cocomelon (and not wanting to pay them to run ice ads.) This is my Tidal since June. Not too bad. Please notice the Nu-Metal Grooves, thank you.

TFW you forget to take your vitamin and SSRI so you take it with your one wind down beer at 8:30 PM on a Sunday night. Lot of bad tastes happening. #tipsforbetterliving #HealthyHabits #HealthyLifestyle

Oh no not you too Ms Rachel!!

I… uh…

You mean to tell me this Siberian Orchestra is TRANS?? Oh fuck yeah! 🏳️‍⚧️

Yung Gravy and Old Navy collab when?

#nowspinning Converge - You Fail Me (red and black splatter.)

Sasquatch latte art for my wife.

Man everyone involved is going to be so embarrassed when they realize their spelling mistake…

I am also very proud to announce that Crowbar has now entered my wife’s algorithm, you’re welcome!

Today I learned that down under they say “no dramas” instead of no worries.

Officially switched to my winter slippers and the space heater is on, fat boy fall is over. It's wide boy winter now.

Our daughter was born with a lot of hair, and it grew quickly at first but has slowed down now. It kind of looks like Jim Halpert’s hair—you’d just need her to look off into the camera, exasperated, to complete the look.

I’ll tell you what the world didn’t need, the “Everybody Loves Raymond” 30 year anniversary reunion special…

When I see adults doing small jumps on mountain bikes while wearing helmets all I can think of is the parkour episode of the office.

I would argue that even cold eggs are better than no eggs at all.

I’m not buying (never was) the MGT rehabilitation act and I’m certainly not sad to see her resign, bye bitchhhhhh ✌️

The film Wicked but it’s just Jimmy Fallon reading all the lines in the Boston accent he did for Fever Pitch.

It’s not lost on me that the ED commercial on the sports talk radio station I listen to now features a new ad promising customers they can “Make Sex Great Again.”

A list of okay things from Iowa… 1. Modern Life is War 2. Pseudo Sue Pale Ale by Toppling Goliath Brewing 3. Slipknot 4. @manginiinabottle.bsky.social Cheers buddy.

This administration is not beating the protecting sex traffickers allegations.

Hear me out, a pornstar named "Grip" Taylor, I think this works for any/all genders too tbh.

Saw a woman aggressively power walking this morning. Her hoodie said “messy buns and loaded guns!” Fucking take that, liberals! Bet you feel both scared AND owned!

A question for all my Zach/Zak/Zack's out there... Has anyone every called you 'Ball Zach', as an insult or a cool nickname?

Nancy Pelosi's Big Neutrals... is this anything?

Can you believe this beautiful song was about no one at all? There was no lucky lady for which this ode was written, there’s no actual crazy bitch…

Daddies? …On the bus you say? 👀

One thing I forget when I come to the office since I mostly work from home is I can't tell my co-worker I want to kill myself out loud while another co-worker is on a call. Always forgetting office etiquette.

OMG, I can't believe I was able to catch aurora borealis from my backyard last night! Nature is so beautiful.

(cloudy lol) = No Northern lights for you, ANTIFA!

Hunter Biden: "I loved to be re-assured that my 9-inch very big penis was actually big."

No way, not after last time!

My wife is currently watching Dawsons Creek for the first time… In the year 2025. So far I have told her that Pacy dies, he doesn’t die but he bangs a teacher (she already bragged this had happened already,) and that in one of the episodes they all commit a murder.

Sometimes a light lager is just enough to take the edge off. #cancheck

Is it just me or does Built to Spill sound kind of cool at the wrong BPM?

"I've laid lots of times." Bender: Name one. "She lives in Canada. I met her at Niagara Falls. You wouldn't know her."

There is a dude on camera for this call, very clearly in an office and he's literally vaping indoors at his workplace. They must have different rules in Mexico/Caribbean I'm unaware of? Seems wild to me, anyone ever see someone do this?

Do any of you have a dog named Monica? If so... why?

Just finished War Lord by Bernard Cornwell. It is done, 13 books. Although this wasn’t the best of the series it felt like a decent build and tied up all the loose ends. 4 out of 5 ⭐️ www.goodreads.com/book/show/52...

It seems absurd that in 2003, US businesses started calling French Fries "Freedom Fries" due to France's opposition to the invasion of Iraq, especially when "croissAINT" was RIGHT THERE. 🥐🥐🥐

Just got a sext: