Ever crack your neck so hard you release decades worth of shrieking demons? So awkward right?

who up ready to get lost in a haunted corn maze

Essay for a new season...check it out...my substack is not like all the others...I promise 😆

Didn’t get raptured today but I saw a milkweed seed floating on the breeze

There's a Spirit Halloween store where my hopes and dreams used to be and I've never felt more content

Once he has cooled down enough, a man, coated in a thick beer batter and deep fried, can be quite pleasant to hug.

After a summer-long regimen of shark collagen and tortoise shell calcium, I hope to be ready to molt in time for Thanksgiving.

Fall mood (by Jason Limon)

Spite is as good a reason to stay alive as any

You're wearing THAT to the rapture

Hermit girl autumn

first date idea: going for a long ocean swim in the dark after huffing gasoline fumes

Just got arrested for calling an eggplant an aubergine.

If you're happy and you know it, share your meds?

There is no place for democracy in our violence

So whats on our gay agenda for today folx?

I would go further and say that the move from nomadic to agricultural society is where we really went wrong as a species

Road Trip Day 5- St. Louis, Missouri

*screams into the pumpkin spiced void*

Sent a pigeon through the tube at the bank. Boy were they surprised

i don’t even pray for people i like i am not joining a group ritual to say nice magic words about a garden variety fuckhead

When I get nervous speaking in public I just imagine the audience is all skeletons ripped clean of flesh and that calms me right down

I ate the beans in my Beanie Baby and now I am the Beanie Baby

I talk a lot of shit for somebody who gets most of her clothing from record stores and the community thrift shop

yeah i’m a tradwife: unable to keep up with basic daily tasks due to suspected psychiatric issues, so i will eventually be lobotomized

Stood up too fast and now I’m religious

Saturday! Saturday! SATURDAY! Saturday! Saturdays alright for weeping

We are the daughters of the Etsy witches you couldn't burn

everything is in my head all the time and i just think that’s too many things

Would someone take off the top of my skull and massage my brain for a little while please and thank you

you say only god can judge you and yet here i am

“oh well, this just means there’s more of me to love” i nervously chuckle, after the cloning experiment goes horribly awry

Its the most wonderful time of the year..... (Photo by Ryan Matthew Cohn)

Always a lovely feeling to have an old acquaintance reach out warmly, genuinely ask after your family, and share they are now a realtor.

Last night I charged my body beneath the full moon and tonight I shall float into the ether

Ready to end it guys oh nevermind I found my vape

posting hole posting hole bury me in the posting hole

You're so cute when you furrow your brow over the Book of the Dead.

In the summer, hothouse time, we bloomed and died...now in the fall, golden light and bloody leaves, with winter laping at the edge of the days, we will bloom and die again and again and again

Get in loser we're going insane

Taking the unsettling things you whisper in your sleep and embroidering them on some lovely throw pillows.

Some may say grind their bones, feed the earth, and to that I say: Okay. Sounds good.

Woke up clawing from an unmarked grave again

Y’all gon be up waxing your gibbous tonite or wut

I spend the first half hour of my day walking around bumping into my furniture, pieces of my dreams fallling off and pooling on the ground...if you come to my house before noon there's a good chance you will fall into one of my dream puddles and never be seen or heard from again just fyi

i can't live más, dude, i can barely live suficiente

hey guys just so you know if the president is 30 minutes late we all get to go home and won't get in trouble

Your PC is being slowed by: ✔️system junk ✔️broken registry items ✔️traumatic childhood memories ✔️unrealized hopes and dreams ✔️your allegiance to value systems that no longer serve you

In our element 💚 ✨️