April in Montana 👻

Magnolias are an ancient species of tree pollinated by beetles because they evolved prior to bees. What are you even doing with your life, you piece of shit.

Crawling out of your static filled tv on my hands and knees with wet stringy hair to ask if you’re mad at me

reposts not only 🟰 my endorsement they mean i’ve secretly baptized you into my cult

You are an ocean...your spine is a reef teeming with life. Jellyfish undulate in your fingertips. Trash islands larger than some countries float through you. Your depths are home to such terrifying creatures that even the sight of them can drive a man insane...now go out there and have a great day!

Happy Friday night you should probably read more poetry 👻👻👻

Spite is as good a reason to stay alive as any

Them: How do you stay so calm in the middle of so much chaos? Me: *stoned, watching time-lapse videos of corpses decomposing* Just naturally gifted I guess

It's a beautiful evening to shapeshift into a crow that gets trapped in Stevie Nick's hair forever.

Humans are just ghost sweaters.

My retirement plan is to observe and keep a log of the places where the squirrels bury their acorns

Tonight's mood by Chritlstian Schole and Ana Mendieta

Let's make this slaughterhouse, a slaughterHOME.

“i asked chatGPT” well i asked my shoe

Make your Sunday better by reading about heavy metal and megafauna 🦣

Good night, friends. May the darkness wrap around you like a blanket, may the stars shine upon your path, and may the gothic mansion you flee to in a storm only be as haunted as you want it to be.

Eros Unbound by Igor Mitoraj (in St. Louis)

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this. The entire USA: what? Melania: not me.

imagine moving to a sleepy little seaside town only to find out there are no daily murders

The 2,000-year-old marble head of the Greek goddess Aphrodite discovered in the ancient city of Aizanoi in western Turkey.

distressed jeans worried shorts anxious tank top panicked girdle

As a warning to the communty...ive been doing a lot of spring cleaning today and now there are many ghosts roaming downtown looking for a good home 👻

No, I’d say you’re more postsumptuous

Do you want to read about Montana’s landscapes, Iron Maiden, the outlaws of American cinema and my visit to what the NYT once called “the campiest place in the world”? Of course you do!

The ocean between us, deep and full of wreckage

In case I have any Army generals following me, it’s pronounced “hoon-ta”. Military “hoon-ta”. Don’t let your fear of pronouncing words out loud that you’ve only read in text stop you from bringing up important conversations.

One thing about me is I'm absolutely against wiping out an entire civilization

moremurations

i don't have a manifesto, I have a vagenda

Tree hugging 👻

i asked a magic 8 ball if everything was going to be ok and it collapsed in on itself like a dying star is that good

Sometimes I think I may still be stuck in that waffle house bathroom and I've hallucinated the past decade

Happy Easter yall remember that I found the wormhole in the Waffle house bathroom first....just saying

Flirting by lounging against some moss, flirting by cradling a delicate plant in my soil caked hands, flirting by navigating thorned brambles with smiling ease

Lest we should see where we are/ Lost in a haunted wood/ Children afraid of the night/ Who have never been happy or good- Auden

Dating is so weird, it's like how am i going to fit another person into my coffin.

the bones of my enemies broke my juicer

Friday night fever 💀

30-50 feral crab rangoons

Feeling so vulnerable and sad right now can somebody wrap me in giant flour tortillas still slightly warm from the pan please and thank you

thank you for interacting with my posts, which triggers my powerful manic state and enables me to do more crimes

Instead of a werewolf you turn into Ted Danson every full moon, chasing down villagers and tearing into them as Ted Danson is known to do

Alaska 👻

I'm only culturally human, not a practicing one

this is not just my chaos it is my poorly managed chaos

Snowy last day of March ❄️

This morning I encountered some young folk who informed me I have no rizz. Outrage! I must have left it in my pants back at home on accident.

much love kindness and respect to our trans friends today on Transgender Day of Visibility. the world is and has always been better by you being in it

Does it work properly? No. Are the people making it acting in good faith? No. Have they ensured it can't be used maliciously? No. Does it make people's lives better? No. Will it make people's lives better? No. Is it profitable? No. Is it popular? No. Is it harmless? No. The argument for AI.