"Won't you be my Valentine?" he asks, handing me a large, bloody bundle. I untie the red and gold ribbons and unwrap the layers of gauze one by one, more and more, until the sun goes down and I am still unwrapping, still full of hope and dread, unsure of what I'm hoping to find

My latest film review 👻👻👻

I don't understand your haircut but it continues to speak to me in its incomprehensible tongue.

I'm having a feeling. I do not like it.

one of the most difficult things about getting older is it's a lot harder to catch lizards

Sound up! 👻

I'll never use ai to make art...I'll be using my hands and my imagination and my few remaining brain cells thank you very much

I bet you have a beautiful skeleton *lovingly dips you into a vat of acid*

They took my feelings out and molded them into something so bizarre and abstract that the museum insists on displaying them, but I can't know how to feel about that anymore

"Oh yes, don't mind him, he came with the place." *points to medieval executioner glowering from the dining nook

someone playing my bones like a xylophone would fix me

Morning by the creek 👻

Currently watching: Mother of Flies

If paying taxes involves stealing those little butter patties wrapped in foil at an early bird special count me in

*maintains eye contact with February while slowly pushing January off the table*

Gummi Bears theme gets me all riled up for some swashbuckling

Morning calm 💙 by the Yellowstone...the longest free (undammed) river in America

Maybe we need to start throwing bad people into active volcanoes to get some of that hope flowing again.

If youre into bitter feminist middle aged moms whose bones creak a disturbing amount and who write lots of stories about murdering men then look out cowboy i just might be your gal

hush!! I’m fussing with my abominations!!!

There is a goat man in my living room, standing on two legs, menacingly watching me eat a bowl of cereal

It's okay to bully a government. A government isn't people.

here on Bluesky "barely legal" means you're 37

I write to continue becoming an unmapped river. It suits me like my skin.- Jim Harrison

Use the term “touch grass” to indicate that someone needs to seek out reality, use the term “touch moss” to indicate that they need to seek out ancient forest magic beyond their mortal comprehension.

Valentine's day is 18 days away. So there should still be plenty of hitmen available for hire

Miranda rights? but officer, I'm a Samantha

River and ice shelf...

I read so much book I became book.

I've got a good feeling about this bank of mysterious fog moving against the wind to blanket our isolated small town.

From now on I will only speak in parables, with a calm and quiet menace, like a gangster on a prestige television show

Ice floes in the Yellowstone River

are the adults in the room with us right now

ACAB: All CEOs Are Bastards

Wondering how old I am in light years

Being the sweetest angel in the world isn’t easy but I’m doing it

Gonna try some moods swings for exercise

Hamnet was beautiful, but this should've been the ending

A young boy riding in a grocery cart at Costco asked me what I'm going to be for Halloween and I'm glad someone is asking the important questions

Girls don't like boys girls like drugs and French fries

Giving yall a lot to chew on here....check it out 👻

I approve this message.

i am able to use a semicolon properly, so naturally I had my choice of men falling at my feet

Live, laugh, love....find the wormhole in the j crew dressing room in Boise, Idaho and disappear into dimensions unknown

This mood boosting body wash better be benzos and mushrooms or I'm calling corporate.

A lot of my friendships at this point are just us sending up flares from the bottom of our wells to let each other know we're still alive

Does this clinical depression make my ass look big?

Please feed me to a carnivorous plant.