Do not land on me bumblebees I am not a flower I am meat that is slowly rotting

The Green is speaking to me 💚

Today's mood by Brit Snapper Lacey and Alexa Meade 💚

topless beaches are too sunshine focused. there should be topless grocery stores. topless highway rest areas

Heard the morning train whistle....now I'm singin' Folsom prison blues to my youngun' while washing dishes, fixin' to make breakfast and staring out the window longin' like I'm in a country song my own self

The Green is speaking to me 💚

Sending a postcard to myself to figure out where I am. I wish I was here there now.

Horror poetry! Sex! Murder! Art! 💙 check it out and don't forget to like and subscribe if you dig 👻

A sizzle where the soul should be.

Just out here picking wildflowers and planning different elaborate ways to murder you

Don't talk to me in the morning until I've had my first two cups of coffee with a splash of milk and the blood of a thousand unworthy men

they should put little fortunes in the crabs rangoon

Today's mood by Joel Rhymer 🌱

Good news, guys. My shitshow has been renewed for a second season.

Pinion pine tree in my front yard 💚

I think I just need to buy this 1870s farm house and wander through the dark halls with a candle

I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives

It’s hard to let go. Even when what you’re holding onto is full of thorns, it’s hard to let go. Maybe especially then. - Stephen King

"Girl dinner!!!" We shriek, raising our wine glasses, then feasting on the organs of a dozen unworthy men with our bare hands

How to tell if you're an arachnid: 1. Extra legs 2. Extra eyes 3. You ate your mate

You put your right foot in You put your right foot out You're not really certain about this whole pit of abandoned limbs yet

you mess with the bull you get the horns. you mess with the goat you get the woodwinds. the horse has the string section and the rabbit is on percussion

Tonight's mood by Enric Torres Prat 👻

the trees are creaking at me again

Simon Schrikker - Zonder Titel, 2012

When you hate me, it doesn't change my life that much, except for the constant boner

Tits or ass? Bro, her overwhelmingly threatening aura

I’ve lost the stud finder. I need a stud finderfinder

Blue flax and pink puppy toes

That awkward monent when youre in the backyard by the witching tree trying to summon an ancient demon to help you make something for the memorial day potluck in time but it's not working and then suddenly you get a snapchat from your ex

I went to church today (brought a sandwich to the park to eat while I watch hot boys play soccer)

my fitness goals are making coffee and wandering aimlessly through my yard taking photos

don’t spend today pondering over your life’s mistakes and asking yourself if you have made true improvements, stop that and immediately clean and reorganize your favorite room

Phalanges! Get some phalanges! Crunchy, bite sized phalanges! Great in soup!

Horror romance and a bonus art gallery...what more could you ask for? 👻

thank you bluesky i think i will “go live” aka throw my phone in the ocean and “go live” my life

Today's mood....Alice Rosati (Rollercoaster Magazine June 2015)

My autocorrect now changes blowjob to blowtorch if that gives you any idea of my attitude towards men these days

noise canceling headphones have really hurt the sirens singing sailors to their watery graves industry

I have a proposition

Todays's mood by Tyrone Lebon 👻

[hatching out of a moon rock] the little pocket on pajamas is the place to tuck your dreams

I go into work early for a lot of reasons; beating the traffic, the overtime, getting a head start on the day for example, but most of all it’s to pilfer office supplies before anyone else arrives.

Your PC is being slowed by: ✔️system junk ✔️broken registry items ✔️traumatic childhood memories ✔️unrealized hopes and dreams ✔️your allegiance to value systems that no longer serve you

they’re making me into a delicate sauce tomorrow

Pardon me, I can only take reality in teeny tiny sips at the moment

Big natural harbingers of doom.

"you need to embrace AI because it's here and it's inevitable"

I hope aliens are real because I'd like to try their milk.

If you stretched out all your blood vessels and placed them end to end they could loop the Earth at the equator four times...you are a colossus and you contain all the rivers of the world inside you