every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally

everybody knows “curtains for Zoosha” as a foundational getting-old tweet but I believe “peeble streamer on doop” is a concept worthy of wider recognition

Nobody would know who this asshole is if his genius wife Marcia hadn't edited all his good movies. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ju...

I’ve been miserable all day over his loss. God tier talent. The reaper’s roulette is mind boggling this year idk what else to say.

I spoke to Lindsey Graham for 20 minutes today. He sounds active, wandering the untrod path, and wearing the chains he forged in life. He says the eternity of lonely darkness ahead doesn’t trouble him, because his folly blazes clear and the grim reminder will walk beside him always. Still sharp!

I think I might have killed Lindsey Graham

To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.

I had to watch a horse drown from depression and a psychotic clown try to murder a sentient toaster multiple times before the age of 5 and anytime I cried or tried to hide during those scenes an adult would just tell me “life isn’t fair”, anyway shoutout to all 80s kids now on SSRIs 🤙🏻

Ah, timeline synchronicity

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

Gm to all my fellow lapsed Catholics having a chuckle this morning

Immortal life advice

That's my guy since like 1984

“We have Hyrule castle at home” -my friends after convincing me to fly my Ocarina of Time Zelda to New Jersey

It’s great that since anyone who has ever been to New York at all counts as a New Yorker, we can all share in this victory ❤️

You are only a real New Yorker if you grew up in the sewers under the city with your Italian-named brothers and were raised by a mutant Japanese rat and trained in the martial arts.

Ryoko, Commission for @skullbusiness.bsky.social

telling someone from Jersey they have a dirty mouth is the funniest shit in the world like baby that’s our official language, our culture, the foundation upon which this great land was built, go back to the führerbunker Pollyanna you’re in way above your head 💅

it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever

Inner conflict.

I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

Macbeth: SHIT

#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow

sneaking around the neighborhood at night, slapping stickers that say "I bought this after Elon begged to go to the wildest party at Pedophile Island" on every last Tesla I find

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

snow day today yall know what that means (watching all three lord of the rings extended edition movies in a row)

Happy 30th Birthday to this undeniable masterpiece

Make Heaven crowded! Bring your torches and pitchforks, attack and dethrone God. He has failed us!

"not using AI won't stop it" okay well i'm not using it because i don't want to. i don't really care what happens to it lol

It’s really funny as a miserable lesbian to see people look at a miserable lesbian and go “seems problematic…” No bitch! Miserable lesbians are the backbone of society! Nothing works without us! Give us grenades and heroin!

me to Ti “so do you know if Camille is slaughtering people in Cole Salibur right no- oh” @porkbuns.bsky.social “post that immediately”

Oh I'll be at Magfest at the Cookie Brigade booth shilling my wares (including two new Hollow Knight linocut prints), help me pay down my credit card debt ty ty

loved being in an airport while this happened wondering if we would still have a democracy by the time we landed. took 4 more years but they got there eventually eyyyy am I right boys?

In 2026: Generative AI is not inevitable. You can say no. You can refuse. You can reject the disgusting lukewarm slop that the richest and worst people in the world are trying to force-feed you. You can tell them to eat shit and die mad. You can break the machine

In the words of @krys.bsky.social: We have lived four thousand lives since these pics 💀💀💀

Treason for the Season

All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences

fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought

My Celes gouache painting from a few weeks back! It was difficult but still worth the attempt 🗡️

I designed the inner and outer sleeves as well as the vinyl centers 😤

I will shoot the northern lights with a gun and end them once and for all

every tiny crumb that leaks out is a career ending bombshell and we’re all just supposed to go on with our lives while our elected representatives shrug and tell us there’s nothing to be done about the president’s involvement in a child sex trafficking operation

pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes

"--what recourse do you have... but to live?" #frankenstein @realgdt.bsky.social

this is such a fantastic example of the transformative power of design when used collaboratively and intelligently. the visual design of this campaign is deep-rooted in history and culture and is thoughtful and beautiful

absolutely turnt thee fuck out on hopium tonight