I accidentally ended up at a Jehovah's Witness shower and all I got was the fuck outta there

Do not diagnose people, you are not my doctor

Much as I like Pride & Prejudice I find it impossible to deny that this is the greatest review of it of all time

The two ways that Chinese people greet you is "Have you eaten yet?" and a comment about your weight. This post bought to you by seeing my family and a random happenstance of some acquaintances this past weekend and having my weight commented on at least six times.

"I don't practice Santeria" well I do "I ain't got no crystal ball" orbless behavior

bisexual final boss

If any mutuals want to get the hardcover complete set of Persepolis, I can grab it for half off.

The body is a dumb animal that can feel either pretty good or insanely bad

close enough welcome back Satoshi Kon

Stand With MN is currently encouraging folks to support the good folks protesting in NJ in their fight against ICE: www.standwithminnesota.com/jersey

State of Playtalking about Ace Combat: "Did you know there are three kinds of Aces?" Ti on the couch with me: "Happy Pride."

Mikie Sherrill’s state police destroyed the mutual aid tent for families of the detained that had been in operation at Delaney Hall for more than a year, providing clothes, food, even stuffies for the kids. They just trashed it. I’m pretty speechless at the kind of person you have to be to do this

I've been pleasantly surprised by Muse's previous album and the singles released so far from their newest upcoming one, but man "Cryogen, I'll never cry again" might be one of the worst lyrics of all time.

"I am the Vampire Lestat, and welcome to JACKASS."

Some of our longest residents STILL need homes. All of these cats are so wonderful but are shy & sensitive, so they don’t do well in a busy adoption center. They just need people to go a little slower & give them lots of positive encouragement to show you their hearts ❤️ Elkton, MD bit.ly/4cOmi21

voting isn't a moral good if you don't know shit about fuck and are just picking a name based on a vague desire to burn things down.

Wanna read about a sexy trans manananggal who eats the rich (literally)??? Pick up LORD OF RUIN! (art by @superstarfighter.bsky.social)

Kittens are everywhere and we can’t help them without foster homes to get them safe and socialized and ready for adoption. If you’re in the Newark, DE/Northeastern MD area and you want to be a loving temporary stop for some kittens (or adult cats!) who need a little TLC, DM us!

>Have goal this year to try to be part of an exhibition/gallery >Gets what looks to be an authentic email inviting me to be part of an exhibition on childhood in conflict, includes brief and working together with a legit charity >It's in Jerusalem >Building used to belong to a Palestinian family

Kojima: At long last, we have created The Patriots from my iconic video game Metal Gear Solid 2: Do Not Create the Patriots

#NJ Want to help the people held at Delaney Hall and their familes? You can donate to any one of these efforts! 🔗Direct to Families- Linktr.ee/SupportOurFamilies 🔗Grocery Store Gift Card Fund- GiveButter.com/GroceryCards 🔗Commissary Fund- GiveButter.com/commissaryfund 🔗Pantry Bags- Food4NJ.org

Alt text: a man visits the spot where WWI started, stepping into the footprints of where Princip shot the archduke Franz Ferdinand and Franz Ferdinand the band starts playing

Just opened Digimon Time Stranger for the first time in 4+ months & was completely taken out bc I forgot I gave my Myotismon this name

calling all Seattle Area Computer Lover: did you ever want to work at a green website? This could be the chance you've dreamed.

*me spending money* This is my emotional support tshirt. This is my emotional support scuba gear. This is my emotional support art supplies. This is my emotional support perfume. This is my emotional support stationery. This is my 5th emotional support milk tea of the week. This is my emptional supp

Arrested Development ass administration.

Also get this because it's cute as fuck. Alt text: cover shows Vivi pointing at the sky in a colorful, painted landscape with a castle in the front. The book is held by a Vivi plushie.

You should buy this. Because an amazing designer worked on the cover. They were very passionate working on this cat isekai. Fucking do it. Alt text: cover of a manga where the logo "Cat is a Cat in Any Life" is in the belly of a cute cat and you can see its toebeans, there's other cats & characters

Musk v Altman JUDGE: The jury has sent a question and the answer is no, the death penalty is not "available for both sides" please return to the jury room and limit your consideration to civil damages.

Just a little PSA- Neil Gaiman has reactivated his Bluesky account. Because he deactivated before a lot of people could unfollow him, and/or because Bluesky doesn’t remove you from a person’s followers when you block them, a LOT of you are still publicly listed as following him. You should check.

I received a call for illustrators from the New York State Office of Parks, Recreation and Historic Preservation. They're looking for someone to draw 5 realistic, color illustrations about lives of free and enslaved Africans and African Americans in New York State during 17th-19thc.

I had a metaphysical store buy ceramics from me to sell in their store and now an independent bookstore reached out because they want to also want to sell my ceramics which is all a great ego boost.

Video description: Final Fantasy X clips of Wakka's dialogue spliced together

They should call anime from China "Hanime."

In 2017, Criselda Vasquez painted this portrait of her parents and titled it "The New American Gothic." Last month, her father, the man in this portrait, was abducted by ICE after being in the US for 30+ years. The family is now struggling with bills. A GoFundMe has been started: gofund.me/456d8a193

I want to call out the artists that also made this possible and I'm honestly mad as hell we didn't win the Ennie for interior art nor cover.

ok threads it was fun while it lasted

This is Tarin, one of our TNR cats. She's 9 months and already has 1 litter. She is so gentle but scared and bc we have no long term fosters will be released back into the streets. If you're in CT and can foster and socialize a very shy girl, please reach out! #fosterneeded #CT #cats #rescue

Damn that sucks anyway

Sonya Blade from the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie has made the worst JOI video ever

Shoutout to my partner's coworker who told him to give me whatever I want because of the money I bring in and shoutout to my partner for not revealing that I am the primary spender in the household by a significant amount

The peak comedy of a non-white couple with one non-citizen half making a whole-ass Orange Hitler to frolic with in Tomodachi Life, get lost, losers.

I was out to lunch with my colleagues at a Japanese restaurant and I, the only Asian and non-white person at the table, was given a fork by the Asian manager with my entree. Sir?????????

have zero interest in the Musk/Altman court case unless the judge rules for a double death penalty

My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it.

Hugh & Setzer have pending meet & greets-! Can we manifest some homes for our other long-term adoptables? Shy Mercedes, Bentley & Ferrari are coming up on 1 year in the rescue. Silly & outgoing Elena’s been here 7 months. Shoyu, our longest resident, 1.5 years. Elkton, MD. Petfinder: bit.ly/4cOmi21

Shout-out to Carpenter Brut's latest album, Leather Temple, for keeping me alive during the last leg of a rainy, cold, miserable ride back from the worst place in the world, Atlantic City.

The simple answer is that Asian conservatives and Western conservatives hate the same out groups, but the former truly believes that Western conservatives won’t consider them part of the out groups if they “integrate” enough. But they do and they always get thrown under the bus.

no i'm not bc i don't use that shit. skill issue