how it feels to say "sprezzatura"

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

Oh my god it's a fucking saber you don't stab with it you hobbyless fucktwat please someone drop this doofus into a real battle so he can get slaughtered

Accidentally threw out my wristband from the Lady Gaga concert, Florence tickets cancelled for Philly where the show was sold out now there's 7000 less seats at the new venue & I have to REPURCHASE tix, & the queer market I'm vending at next week needs security & police bc of death threats lol

first they made the pilots work sober now they can’t meow & bark at each other? 1984 type of nonsense

Clavicular is a 20 year old child and famous for no good reason, not due to any particular celebration-worthy talent. He is a victim of a form of mental illness that is exacerbated by attention. However, if I come up with a good joke about him, I will post it.

Being an artist is mostly looking at other people's work and angrily going "how the fuck"

I just saw somebody call the warehouse worker that torched all the toilet paper "Paper Mario", and y'all I haven't laughed that hard or that deeply in a MINUTE

“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”

I hate cauliflower and I call it broccoli without color nor taste

I really thought this was Phantom Menace yaoi before someone tipped me off

I regret to inform y'all that Hans Zimmer fuckin sucks.

"I can not believe America has becom--" bitch, we have Andrew Jackson on our money. our default money. the only money the bank robot knows how to hand out.

Every Castlevania game is about going into a room and there’s just some asshole.

We're all collectively getting blue-balled by spring.

Urtica

//THE_WITCH// (S)PIRIT> (SP)HERE.3 LUCKY.NO_4950 Class Illustration for Realis kickstarter.com/projects/crum/realis

Trump tweeting like Civ 1 Nuclear Gandhi on Easter

Dudes rock Alt text: four buff dudes go on a large flatbed truck in a pose with arms out like an action figure. The next shot is of them going down the road, strapped in, holding the same pose.

Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.

I do not support all women, some of you bitches are Pam Bondi

so i don't live there now but i am From Philly, it's meaningfully part of me even 20+ years out and i'm not into hockey but this guy has transcended mere hockey mascot, imo. i've been thinking about this kind of treatment for him basically since go & especially since they doubled down on the flag-

Everyone pony the fuck fpr the librarian who just got sacked for refusing to remove LGBTQ books from the kids' section of the library.

happy #TDOV from a weird gender gremlin

two friends remembering to check in on each other

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Oh my god, the alt text is a gift. 😹

PLEASE BUY THIS there's a familiar name in the credits lol

I didn't have high hopes for this game to begin with because it feels like it misses the point of the books/series but wow they missed it by a whole goddamn universe with how they think Expanse fans will react to genAI lmao My kingdom for an Expanse game with dogfights in space!!

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just for the record "death of the author" means "the author doesnt have total control over the meaning of their own art" not "its okay to give money to hitler if you liked his paintings as a child"

Uncanny. The only way to tell them apart is that Patrick Bateman has killed fewer homeless people

American journalists in 2036

Alt text: storefront for clothing store Ross: Dress for Less, but the "RO" and "Dress" is unlit so it says "SS for less"

"I'm doing my part!"

“People sometimes feel embarrassed of acting in Arabic, so they try to act in English. I'm trying to encourage them to roleplay in Arabic, but sometimes [even] I feel a little bit shy." Members of an Iraqi tabletop club discuss growing, teaching, and the oddities of RPG cultural barriers.

saying i won't play a game because it uses ai in some capacity makes me feel like this

Here's your moment of zen: A "holy" cat named Coco stands at the entrance of a church in Mexico, seemingly blessing everyone who walks in 🐱

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

look at this baby beaver and feel better briefly (@ wildheartrescue on TT)

I'm losing it at this delivery robot getting absolutely smoked by the Brightline train in Florida 🤖🚅