I have watched this multiple times. Watch before reading the alt text description I provided below. Description: six men try to activate a Michael Myers decoration at a Halloween store, it starts moving then steps off to chase the men, but then they fall into a jaunty run dance out of the store.

There’s a serious loneliness epidemic among people who are extremely unpleasant to be around let alone get to know.

Well don't I feel stupid

approximately three hundred of you have sent me this and you know what? Sure. I’ve got time today. Put 40 bulbs of garlic in my pasta, coming right up

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant. Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.

it feels like it's going to be another 2021 where Ciattarelli gets shockingly close but still doesn't pull it off, and the Democrats continue to learn no lessons from it and keep putting up human-shaped tubs of lukewarm milk as candidates

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

*pointing at the beautiful Victorian houses in Cape May* "Haunted." "Haunted." "Haunted." "Very haunted." "Haunted as fuck." "Haunted."

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

Please read the whole thread

welcome to The Resistance, *checks notes* *sighs* *weeps gently* ...michael eisner

I've never been so busy in my 3 years working here than the last three months and operating at peak efficiency while the nation is going to shit and having had two deaths over the summer is giving me Even Worse Brain. Please I just want to be a stupid little creature making pottery in the woods

Former foster Lila having her best life! Below pictures show a medium-haired black and white cat with a fluffy tail, with black stopping at her nose, she looks like she has a mask on like Batman. In one picture she is being held up by my gorgeous friend and you can behold the fluffy chest of Lila.

Relative: how come you won't have kids Me: my husband has leukemia Mom: ok so why didn't you have kids before, you've been married for 8 years and he was diagnosed 3 years ago Me: guess you got me there

trying one more time I need to rehome my cat, been trying dor months woth no luck, he deserves a loving home I am located in eastern PA right next to jersey, im willing to travel a bit alt text has the screenshot info ⚠️please share this, help me find a miracle⚠️ #cat #rehome #help #helpsky

I've never wished violence on Charlie Kirk. Who do you think I am, Charlie Kirk?

"I hope I'm not anywhere near the woodworking Trump sign guy at this market today." Guess who I'm across from today.

“leftists have an infighting problem” buddy you should see what they’re doin to each other on the far right

A white cishet ultra conservative shot and killed another white cishet ultra conservative and now the other white cishet ultra conservatives are making it the problem of everyone else but themselves, which is the whitest most ultra conservative shit there is.

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

Pivoting from Civil War to Mental Health Awareness like the Spirit Halloween turning into a Spirit Christmas

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

This is the last day for the Murderbot + Witch King and my other fantasy Humble Book Bundle: www.humblebundle.com/books/martha... We've raised $89,000 in donations for World Central Kitchen so far!

Icing my own knees brb

My therapist today: Do your best to not interact with content that upsets you, and don't seek to engage with people who piss you off who won't change. Me, in the middle replying to a comment to a Kirk sympathizer on FB which I am never on bc I'm looking for a fight: Yes I'll definitely try my best.

This is probably the most Charlie "empathy is a made-up thing" Kirk thing a person could do. It's a real tribute to his legacy, honestly.

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

I know I already posted this earlier this week but here it is again

I think I speak for everyone today when I say: Rest in Peace Haru Urara

"I'm going to hell for celebrating someone's death..." Comrades, you are not going to the same place he is currently at for celebrating his death compared to the harm he did.

WE NEEDED ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN

Poppy framed in good company!!

Mamdani's social media team doing the fucking work

😭 thank you for buying a poppy print!

My poppy linocuts will be for sale only at this craft fair! Go get some non-AI goods for good

Really looking for anyone with bottle baby experience who could take on up to 5 2-week old kittens (or two 3 week old kittens). Things with mama Shiva are just not stabilizing and she is beginning to neglect the kittens and I am going to have to step in. I am beyond capacity, overwhelmed, exhausted.

A lot of video-game publishers spend hundreds of millions of dollars chasing after "realistic graphics" and "massive open-worlds" when what players really want is just a shitload of weird little guys

My poppy linocuts will be for sale only at this craft fair! Go get some non-AI goods for good

i want to work less and make more money. has anyone thought of this