Had 2 of these in my most recent 5e campaign. 1 guy was a very experienced DnD player who was constantly pulling the group off course because he would get bored dealing with our 1st time DM, and the other was a capital G Gamer who treated every interaction like a Skyrim dialogue tree. Exhausting!

you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. i can it's not that hard. did you even try? i bet you didn't

James Balls

The big D Democrats strategy hasn’t worked for the past 10 years. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with criticizing them

you know what? fuck you *curls your monkey paw*

I’ve been thinking about this quote a lot lately

Moon economy, Crazy Bones, it’s really impossible to say which will be the next big thing

Sorry, but if you think that Ms. Rachel is bad in any way, shape, or form, no one on the planet should listen to your opinion on anything else.

If you cannot accept that Bernie Sanders was right about Donald Trump, I don't wanna hear about how mad you are about getting conned by him. If you won't come to terms with the truth, you deserve the consequences of getting duped and none of my sympathy.

I sympathize, truly, but I'd also like to take this opportunity to remind everyone of the 3-2-1 rule: 3 backups. 2 different formats. 1 offsite.

Quitting a job that makes you miserable is good, but sticking it out through the last few days of the two weeks isn’t fun

A television show called “Is It Cake?” where a panel of judges rate Adventure Time fan art

I don’t know guys I think we should look into communism, socialism, or maybe even UBI as a start?!?

As someone on the cutting edge of asbestos adoption, I find these anti-cancer people incredibly tiresome. They better get used to it because it’s not going away!

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

CENTCOM told me Iran keeps hitting their high-value assets so I asked how many they have and they said they just go to the Pentagon and get new ones afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding high-value assets to the Iranians and then INDOPACOM started crying

If only the country we're brutalizing could fight back in a more civilized way. Is that too much to ask?

man. that goose chase was WILD

I think of this Human Giant sketch every time there's a new story about AI agents fucking things up for people. What if they just didn't have a monkey with a gun? What if?

Spending $1000 to play GTA VI is becoming less and less of a joke with each passing day

If you live with a partner or roommates, you should make a plan about what you all want to do when you find out

I can drive a 1993 Mazda Miata convertible around Laguna Seca

Reading the Coca Cola logo? Baby, that's my 9/11

I felt a great disturbance in the Cloud, as if millions of AI girlfriends suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced

You are an office computer worker sitting in a chair open mouth coughing all day long. Go home!

move fast and literally break things

Good Christians would rather party rock than go to therapy

Back in elementary school we had The Family Computer ® and that bad boy was hooked up to a dial-up connection. I remember loading up browser games in the morning before I left for school and hoping they’d be ready to play by the time I got back. Lots of them on Lego.com

In New Jersey a “pork roll” is what you call having sex while wrapped up in a blanket and that’s a fact

crankin’ hog, or hoggin’ crank?

I have no desire to move beyond raster-based graphics for my gaming needs. Praying my GTX 1080 Ti keeps working for the foreseeable future

don’t let AIPAC win!!! vote for kat abughazaleh in IL-9 today!!!

Officially resigning from my job that is making miserable later today. Inshallah I will be free from that place 🙏

We are the cubs of the furries you couldn’t kill

me tomorrow with my job that's been making me miserable

I like my lighters like I like my pens. Bic

I keep thinking about The Chair Company. I really didn’t go into it expecting a show that had some profound commentary on modern life and the finite time we have for the things we care about most

Wow turns out standing in the sun in 60 degrees weather fixes some brain stuff

As @edzitron.com might say, is this good?

In the group chat this morning one friend shared he had a dream about getting yelled at for his conduct during a circumstance that happened earlier this week. When pressed, he said he has lots of dreams that mean nothing. Is this denial or something else?

Putting Dance, Dance and Sugar, We’re Goin Down back to back on the same album was crazy work

For once, I’m less concerned about leftists. They’ve largely congregated around Talarico who has been quite vocal about his intention to support Crockett if she wins, I think they’ll follow his lead. Given the attacks thrown by Crockett’s folks, I’m less confident they’ll support James if he wins.

half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"

Who would win? Grainy ARMA III footage from 7 years ago vs. Legacy media organizations

I’m being sincere when I say all I need is a decent paying job that pays a living wage where I get to do this for much of the day. The files, I want to help them find a place to call home

two men: the blowjob brothers three men: tonight on top gear four men: weezer

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

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