Being honest, how did you think people were going to react to these posts?

the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”

*audible groans from the person holding the phone*

Guys this actually works

NJ politics porno staring Governor Fill Girthy

Right about now, the honk shoo brother

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.

One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

Sometimes your metro card expires at 12:01 am after Halloween

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

Ever notice how often white gen-xers use black people reaction gifs?

wild how insane people are becoming about zohran mamdani. he has been focusing on the same affordability issues he’s been this whole time and the entire opposition to him has essentially been calling him a terrorist for the last week. god he needs to win, i need these evil losers to feel this

as a recovering alcoholic I find it offensive that people are saying "well he got the nazi skull while he was drunk" okay and? I got blackout drunk and did stupid shit tons of times and I never woke up with a nazi tattoo

sound on

There are basically only two positions in the debate about huffing spray paint. 1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to do it effectively. Huffing paint sucks. 2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this drug. Holy cow, it’s transformational.

2009 was when the ACA was passed and it was also the year of the most recent federal minimum wage increase to $7.25. Good things haven't been allowed to happen for 16 years

Spirit Halloween is a ghost that possesses dead strip malls

I don't chase clout. I chase the garbage truck down the street

I just think it's funny how the people constantly talking about purity tests are the ones who refuse to compromise with anyone to their left

"Bluesky will never take off because you all refuse to engage with my awful ideas" There needs to be an old folks home but for washed up former blogger types

I will go down swinging against Windows 11 aftermath.site/windows-11-nope

Two days ago some rabid Liberal on here was trying to convince everyone Platner is a dyed in the wool fascist

“I know I make people feel uncomfortable! That’s my entire brand.” Climate Defiance interrupting a Cuomo presser in the best possible way.

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

Anyone saying the word tankie online in 2025 will be forced to relocate to a place currently collapsing due to climate change. Thank you for your attention to this matter

I’m thinking of vibe coding an app that stores tons of sensitive personal user data. Any thoughts on what the app should actually do?

You saying something so obnoxious that a large number of relative strangers all take time out of their evening to go on record as not agreeing with it isn't a "pile on"

Ever notice how other people always spawn in already wearing airpods?

You can all Pokémon go to another app

I'm spoiled by adblockers on my desktop because what do you mean I need to watch a 15 second ad before this 7 second youtube clip?

I'm too stupid/stubborn to understand how this thing I'm evangelizing works. Now engage with this incurious ethical hypothetical

Let me know when you found God. That guy owes me $12 from a joke bet years ago

You need to go outside

this is a genuine question that i hope is taken as such, when someone on social media starts a culture of harassing a minority population who the government is now citing as to why the government needs to target us, is there any responsibility on those running social media to keep us safe?

Why are we rushing to put ai in everything when less than half the people in my office even know what SharePoint is?

Reading a PC Mag article about scratched iPhone 17's and scrolled past a banner that read "You May Also Like" and brother believe me when I say I can't like anything again until they RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES ✊🌊🌊💙💙💙 #RESIST

Ever think about how the people demanding return to office make enough money to have someone else do all their household domestic tasks for them?

Jethro Tull - Aqualung AC/DC - Back in Black Queen - Greatest Hits Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin IV

It you don’t get this reference stop what you’re doing and go watch Grey Gardens right now. This might be the underrated post of the day

congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment

Fast forward to today and we reshored that function back to its original in-house department.

I think if you listen to a podcast with fake AI people saying AI generated words you are functionally dead, you are basically a phone to me at that point

we’re going to have to throw a lot of people in jail after all this is over

Feeling off? Drink some water! This really helped me out earlier today

Every tech support thread on Reddit Q: I’m having this problem and here’s how to recreate it. Can you help me out? A: Works fine for me! A: Did you reinstall your OS first? A: Make sure you’re on the latest update A: [removed for maybe vaguely suggesting piracy] A: I’m having the same problem!

Is joined Nov ‘24 Bluesky’s Eternal September?