New Year's Steve
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Ireland has a president?
about 21 hours ago
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Chris Brookmyre
6 days ago
Tough old night for Mike Graham. Turns out the bastard who hacked his facebook also shat in his trousers.
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GREAT NEWS! I bumped into Sensei Jackton yesterday and he asked me to pass on this note. Sounds like another prestigious achievement! 🎆🎆🎆
about 1 month ago
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Village Times
about 2 months ago
It's OK to not be OK. You might not want to talk about to friends but there is help out there...
www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-h...
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If you're having a difficult time
What to do if you're struggling with how it feelings to live right now. Read more about how we can help you.
https://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help/if-youre-having-difficult-time/
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Did you get the emergency alert today?
about 2 months ago
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Ruth Husko
about 2 months ago
That’s it then, time to take the emergency alert tree down
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Such a reassuring sound they chose there.
about 2 months ago
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Mike Laidlaw
3 months ago
About 80% of my grammar suggestions from Microsoft Word are “why not use a simpler word here for clarity?” No. Fuck you. I will use a complicated word for evocative precision whenever the muse’s clarion song demands ebullience, vivacity, torpor, or solemnity, you shit-ass suck machine.
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I just verified my age with Bluesky. Will I be able to see your X-rated stuff now?
3 months ago
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Bethany Black
3 months ago
AI “thinks” in the same way a mirror looks at you
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@sirmichael.bsky.social
Why are you making us wait so long for the big reveal of your no.1 soup? We're on tenterhooks here! There is wild speculation all over the place, podcasts are being started to discuss it, one guy is even writing a book about it! Very irresponsible in my opinion.
4 months ago
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lukelukeluke
4 months ago
Inventor of the GIF, hearing about Notre Dame burning: oh no the jarjoyles
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Digital Brain
4 months ago
This only happens to you once.
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👻 Pablo Hidalghost 👻
4 months ago
I know JAWS gets a lot of praise for not showing the shark much, but let’s be real, so many movies don’t even show you a shark at all.
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'i will strangle a horse' on itch.io
4 months ago
I'm not sure that walkie-talkies were the right medium for this, but anyway, I'm so hot right now and desperate for your touch, over.
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Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something
5 months ago
if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
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This is the biggest fall-out since
@sirmichael.bsky.social
and Kevin. Let's hope both couples can be friends again soon. 💕💕💕
5 months ago
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Merriam-Webster
5 months ago
This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
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Elon Musk got a black eye off a 5 year old! 5! What a loser! 🤣🤣🤣
5 months ago
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I'ma bit worried about the poor Man Utd fans :( Do you think the victorious Spurs fans will take them for lovely night out in Bilbao? 💕
5 months ago
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Adam Macqueen
5 months ago
Once again left wondering why all these blokes in the Eurovision audience left their wives at home. The ladies would really enjoy it, lads - give them a treat next year!
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HappyToast
5 months ago
I've not seen today's Doctor Who Eurovision special yet, but I assume this happens.
#doctorwho
#eurovision
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Mark GJ
5 months ago
Banger after Banger after Banger tonight. Sadly, after eating my sausage dinner, I put
#TOTP
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Ed Morrish
6 months ago
the way democracy works now is that we keep voting for people to whack us in the nuts with bigger and bigger hammers. occasionally we vote for someone who says they’ll use smaller hammers, but guess what? bigger hammers
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Rob Manuel
6 months ago
And Saturday is treat day: computer diskette reader, multiple dot printer, elongated cuboid monitor, comfortable wooden desk, data walkman, sundry peripherals
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@bigbeatlessortout.bsky.social
Lovely big LONG LASAGNE.
6 months ago
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel
6 months ago
inevitably, the dots
add a skeleton here at some point
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6 months ago
I have waited my whole life, for this moment....
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6 months ago
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Gwdihŵ 🦉
6 months ago
Milei looks like a 70’s Welshman who passed out drunk on his nephew’s stag do in Brynamman RFC & mysteriously woke up in the Vatican
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A Halloween Pun
6 months ago
I'm sorry but 17 is simply too young to become Dancing Queen. The Dancing Kingdom needs experienced leadership during these troubling times.
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KEVIN IS POPE! Look what you've done Michael, you should have taken the job!
6 months ago
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D*o.t_s>k°y
6 months ago
SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
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Lev Parikian
6 months ago
“Pray tell. The Baron, what sort of gentleman is he?” “Well…”
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I hope
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isn't watching the Ire v Eng rugby match. One of the ladies' shorts just got pulled down, showing her p*nts. It was worse than that England goal celebration that time.
7 months ago
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Hey
@sirmichael.bsky.social
I thought your YouTube feature on how to open a door was an original work of genius, but now I learn that the Finns got there before you. :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wof0...
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How to open a door - Finnish instructional video from 1979
YouTube video by Tiikuri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wof0xPUmW38
7 months ago
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I thought you'd banned this arsehole from the Grand Old Game?
7 months ago
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Big day for you today. Any news on the third decimal place?
8 months ago
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What an idiot. Hasn't he even heard of Uncle Geoffrey?
add a skeleton here at some point
8 months ago
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A scathing non-travelling travel guide to France might be in order.
8 months ago
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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast
8 months ago
The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"
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Nice to see you getting involved with the old AI. 👍
8 months ago
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Peter
8 months ago
democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
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Samantha Maich
9 months ago
In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
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Alistair Coleman
9 months ago
I bloody love Radiohead, me.
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Damien Owens
9 months ago
I’m very bad at judging how much time has passed since I last saw someone’s kid. ‘Must be nearly walking now, is he?’ ‘He works for Google.’
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Janel Comeau 🍁
9 months ago
hey quick question does Goliath win in that story
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Uncle Duke
9 months ago
my best guess is a vampire fell asleep on it last night
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Mhairi McFarlane
9 months ago
Bringing the story to Bluesky that my very prim late great aunt Mary, then 82, once asked who the musician was who’d died ‘acting the giddy goat,’ and it was Michael Hutchence
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I'm getting a lot of young ladies following me all of a sudden. Has the internet finally been restored to the girlfriend village?
10 months ago
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