really funny to say this when a month ago you were banning people making charlie kirk jokes

don't make or share ai stuff jesus

I bet spiders get pretty excited when they see people laying in hammocks

a piece exploring this concept www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

What bass is it when you mix up sports/sex format jokes with music ones?

This is what Hegseth reminds me of

And sometimes videos

saying "rocko's modern basilisk" a second time, more loudly now, and facing a difficult decision when my date once again fails to acknowledge it

Woah woah woah woah I’m upset the XOXO festival has come to an end too, but we don’t need to send the military in town for that

It's kind of impressive how many people in this administration are literally the worst person I could imagine to hold their jobs.

Had a great time talking to @parkermolloy.com about my work on the AI bubble www.readtpa.com/p/the-man-ca...

“where’d that bruise come from” and other adhd tales

Amanda Shires spent an afternoon introducing me to Lubbock and a small portion of those very fun hours is now chronicled in Texas Monthly ahead of her new album :) gift link: www.texasmonthly.com/arts-enterta...

Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen.

The whole administration in one quote

Only a good guy with autism can defeat a bad guy with autism

very funny to be the child of two people who have at various points made a career out of having a savant's skill for quickly grasping complex problems within a narrow field of knowledge and have the president tell me it's tylenol that made me this way

Going on a walk for my physical health, picking up a burrito for my mental health

Just saw a guy wearing both a keffiyeh and a Gamecocks dri-fit polo because every combination of personal attributes is possible in Brooklyn. We have one of everybody

I long for the day when this podcast is no longer relevant. But if you're still trying to understand sex testing and gender in sports, I made this for you. There are transcripts on the site if you don't like listening to stuff.

feel like pure shit just want him back

Think of all the free time you’ll get back once you no longer have to spend an hour every night watching comedians criticize the regime!

I like my fridges dumb, young, and full of plums

"Trump is murdering people simply because he likes murdering people and he thinks it makes him look good." defector.com/how-do-you-s...

Really fun and funny movie, popcorn score is nuts

I was listening to an old Casey Kasem American Top 40 (I find this soothing these days) from 1985 where he told the story of Wendy Carlos, who scored The Shining and Tron, and her journey to becoming trans. Casey got all the pronouns right and it was presented as a slice of life, feel good story

millennials are band directors now and I think that’s terrific

young man, you have killed all your sperms, I said young man, you don’t need to fear germs, I said young man, give your brain some more worms, you can eat 👏 that 👏 whale 👏 you scavenged

I am actually genuinely pretty fucked up about this. Just like. We took the worst possible human being and made him president, twice

We took the paywall down on this one. defector.com/how-the-fuck...

I know political memories are short, but damn! In July, Schiff joined Republicans to pass the industry-friendly crypto bill that allowed Trump to take in more crypto bribes.

More strong evidence for my "Washington Generals" theory about the Democrats. (They are funded by the same people as their opponents to put up visible yet ineffective opposition)

saw this on facelessbook and it me

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

I know many people who have worked in federal agencies and there are exactly zero of them that I would even begin to describe as "radical." They are people who believe in the work and find meaning in serving the public -- it takes a lot to get people like that walking out against their employer!

We spend lots of time parsing through all the preexisting trends that made the rise of an American fascism possible, and that's all true enough, but it's still a huge contingent factor that Donald Trump is a literal freak of nature, a sui generis pathological bundle of min-maxed personality traits.

Showing children of the future the unacceptable hair rendering on the left to explain why we had to get rid of the rainforest.

No cat has ever caught a tuna. It should not be food for cats. Yet cats love tuna. Makes no sense.

WNBA Agrees To End Disparity Between Men’s, Women’s Fines https://theonion.com/wnba-agrees-to-end-disparity-between-mens-womens-fines/

"the fragile disconnect between imagination and reality takes its heavy toll" is definitely going into my quotes file

Protester arrested over ‘Plasticine Action’ T-shirt: ‘How ridiculous is this?’

if you're having a bad day, remember: at least you're not the goalie in canoe polo who has to sit beneath a net and try to block shots with a paddle that isn't quite long enough to reach the net

Only one time in my life do I remember gathering around the stereo with my friends listening to a song like a scene in a movie and it was this song. Still a vivid memory. Music for us was before and after Rapper's Delight.

Sensational story by @danwetzel.bsky.social on the devastating impact “sextortion” is having on young athletes. A must read, especially for parents www.espn.com/high-school/...

Okay, I've deleted my earlier post. Apparently, this is *not* a pipe. But the fact that I thought it was says a lot about society.

trying to explain what life was like before the internet is next to impossible but this is a start

Reskeet with a tweet you still think about (many people have tweeted this unattributed, and I can't find the original, so here's just the text.)

If you're like me and Donald Duck in Mathmagic Land was formative for you, but you were confused that the "billiards" game in it was some weird 3-cushion carom game ( youtu.be/8BqnN72OlqA?... ), you can watch the World Games 3-cushion carom competition online: live.theworldgames.org/m/15GcY7Aj?r...