i’m not crying you’re crying xkcd: Fifteen Years

WarGames (1983)

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Heepity jeepity Curated poetry Makes LLMs do what- Ever you want Single-turn jailbreaking Vulnerability Bypass your guardrails and Serve us some cunt

im feeling my meme again

I think I need to speak to someone in power regarding Nov 21st, WHATS HAPPENING

you can honey nut anything, not just cheerios. It's illegal but you can do it with a special kit

I love ads with "Results not typical" disclaimers. "Our product doesn't work like this, you should buy it!"

Spared at curling and got to do organized stuff with cool people and then after have wide ranging chat over many delicious snacks. I recommend doing stuff with folks!

a reminder, should you have a partner working late / out of town and are following the natural urge to eat something stupid: I moved the post over years ago, you don't need Twitter screenshots

I really hope they leave it like this

One thing I think is interesting about him is that people often associate being politically deft and able to think on your feet (and not drive into a ditch) with a lack of commitment to your beliefs, and I think he’s a good example of how those don’t have to be the same thing at all.

Solid as a rock

Look at us. We’re all here, on the 97th most popular social media site, enjoying a live event together.

Ridiculous no one has yet published a basketball novel called They Shoot HORSE Don't They?

Before you click on that you should know that MPREG is not a video file format

This is just to say I have left two legs of stone in the desert and which were meant to uphold a visage forgive me they were so vast and so trunkless

My granddad's siblings were "aunt"s and "uncle"s. so were their kids. so was my great uncle's long term male roommate (nobody explained stuff to kids back then)

If Sun-, Mon-, or Tues- the -day do be, The game is on Peacock or perhaps N- and/or ABC; If Wednesday has come round again, 'Tis wise to check ESPN; Yet if it be long weekend time, Search Disney's sports verticals, but first try searching Prime

Is it a library haunted by teens or is the haunted library itself a teen?

Turns out Idiocracy was too optimistic.

The US froze aid to Colombia Much of which is used to fight drug cartels Because the president of Colombia said the US killed Colombian fishermen In what is supposed to be a US military campaign to stop drug cartels

Who brings a hen to a cockfight?

I have a theory that people like chatting with ai because it's the only time they get to thought-dump without judgment. Working through what is going on in your brain is good! Lately I have returned to morning pages for this and I recommend it. 750words.com is one way to do it.

back in my day, we named our businesses like they were screaming so they'd be first in their Yellow Pages section. AAAAAAAA Plumbing

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Having a Presidency that is nakedly all-in on being the "in group whom the law protects but does not bind" turns out to be really quite bad.

It’s cool that I can’t tell if this is about AWS or the US government.

I'm a fan of niche sports and this one has always stuck out youtu.be/wlfRP2jzwVw?...

I’m sorry it’s so fucking funny to burn Donald Trump by telling him read One Hundred Years of Solitude

This looks like I made it with AI but no, when the sumo wrestler won the big tournament today at the Royal Albert Hall he was gifted a gigantic bottle of soy sauce.

mom can you pick me up they're transvestigating voltorb

various 70 plus years old I know have expressed opinions like "I would strangle Miller with my bare hands" and "the old people should do the bombings because we have less to lose"

Propose to me with the Kate Spade Glitz Glizzy ring or not at all

remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears

(throwing up blood) uh oh i did not eat that much blood

I don’t think we talk enough about how good the Slow Horses theme is and if I owned a TV producing deal I would ask Jagger to do every song for every show on the schedule for one season

Just humming tunefully as I screenprint three different recipes for napalm onto a quarter-zip

Some of the classics are incredibly boring and some are riveting and someone should tell me which are which (beyond everyone telling me Moby Dick is great actually)

I wrote a little about some of the little details you might have missed in this video and why it hit me so hard as a trans person this morning: www.burnsnotice.com/you-have-to-...

Before Trump began dismantling USAID, polling showed that the average American voter thought that ~25% of our federal budget went to foreign aid. But that figure was only 1%—and our foreign aid contributions represented a much smaller share of our Gross National Income than other wealthy countries.

Thank God because if they agree to this I'm mailing my diploma back to them and telling them to throw it in the trash

Higgledy piggledy Timothée Chalamet Has a name meriting Endless design Much like his forerunner Benedict Cumberbatch: Hexasyllabically, Easy to rhyme

Slow Horses has replaced The Blacklist as the show your gen x coworker has most likely "been getting into". the blacklist held onto the title from 2021 to today. it is the first time an apple tv show has held this honor, and joins ted lasso as the second apple tv show to earn broad coworker approval

back from the grocery store and bummed out that one of the few things in a locked cabinet was the baby formula

why are there threesomes only for sex, why can’t I join in a couples argument if I want to

does Usenet count?

you take the blue pill, and you'll become drowsy, then wake up in your bed. in addition to relieving your headache, fever, and cough. you take the red pill, you experience relief for those same symptoms. but you won't get sleepy