Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It

"Oh I hate getting to the airport too early" c'mon now we all know that you're just going to be looking at a screen in a different place, I know you're not spending your free time doing woodworking when you're on this website

A new marketing niche has arrived.

Me: [idly looking up info on popes] Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it. Me: wut? Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

Most incredible possible outcome from a Danhausen curse

do or don't

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

Next time you'll show restraint. You don't get another chance, life is no Nintendo game. But you lied again, now you get to watch her leave out the window. Guess that's why they call it windowpane.

Our block at work used to be governed by crows and now seagulls have taken over and it's way worse

A dumb project of mine (the alphabetical clock) is in Tabs! Which I found out while reading it, which was a delightful surprise! Highlight of my year so far.

I wonder if some of the old texts about the antichrist were (or arose from) the desire to warn folks about the worst kinds of leaders, using religious terminology. If so it would make sense that they apply.

I cant operate on this child he's my son as are all of you because i'm jesus

If it happens tonight I might have to reconsider religion.

recapped the most stunning tank-off in NBA history

“What are the best and worst Morrissey lyrics?”

ran into your girl at the aquarium

just got a security call from my bank and had to answer a real human being asking me “what was the name of your first childhood pet?” with a 64-character alphanumeric password. I apologized eight separate times

i have a great idea, let's all get foaming mad at each other over shit none of us control

The Utah Mammoth have a new Zamboni skin (via Mammoth)

It’s immortality day! (God let’s hope not.) Today in Tabs is off this week to give you time to experience or revisit all 25 parts of 17776 today. www.todayintabs.com/p/the-future...

Art Thief Leaves Behind Tacky Jeff Koons Piece

Composition Derived from the Equation y = -ax2 + bx + 18 with Green, Orange, Violet (Black) by Georges Vantongerloo, 1930 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137190

Jesus is coming out of his cave and he's doin' JUST FINE

happy Schrödinger's Saturday to all who celebrate!

If anything needs to be remastered it’s every single second a camera was pointed at Jiminy Glick

Recently, people have been sharing their favorite old tweets from the bad site and while it’s a lot of fun to see some old bangers, I thought, “Hey what about some recent Bluesky bangers?” So, here are some of my faves. www.gojeffgo.com/best-of-blue...

Not only did I make my own sushi, I drove myself to the E.R.

Wait, I have this—(digs through Mary Poppins bag of screenshots and memes)—!!

I heard there was a secret cord that David kept in his cable hoard but he can never find it when he needs it

googoo dolls iris voice

Damn what else relies on the Strait of Hormuz????

Got my first ever manicure

I’ve got a joke about experimenter effects, but it’s only funny if I tell it

This www.youtube.com/watch?v=faBr... is great. Per @garbageday.email: "Last week, an anonymous internet user completed a project they’ve worked on since 2009: A rap album that’s also a detailed walkthrough of Cave Story"

They should put a gun in the now-empty talon

Your code is 011048. We will NEVER ask you for your code and DO NOT enter it into any sites or forms. DO NOT USE THIS CODE

Otherworldly sunset through the Costco cart return door

The 3 genders

Parents, pls tell your autistic kids they are autistic: "You may think that an autistic child won’t notice they are different than their non-autistic peers; I have not met one autistic person (me included) who hasn’t noticed their difference early in life." thinkingautismguide.com/2017/02/pare...

Jhoon Rhee means might for right! youtu.be/n7PEMGuA6tw?...

when he's worked up in a big tizzy like this, trying to be an informed american citizen with an awareness of the geopolitical landscape is just an effort to digitally concuss yourself

I am going to fix Bluesky by posting this photo of a malfunctioning digital sign from last night, the happiest I’ve been on vacation

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

my friend (and meta) Emma gave me a clock that displays Swatch Beat Time for my birthday?!?!

I have to admit that for me, these Olympics have been a curling tournament and some other stuff.

there is no jumpscare quite like a "oh my god adobe updated the hue/saturation panel for the first time since 1978" jumpscare

Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild

Absolutely immaculate vibes coming from the USA mixed doubles curling team

There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up