I have to admit that for me, these Olympics have been a curling tournament and some other stuff.

there is no jumpscare quite like a "oh my god adobe updated the hue/saturation panel for the first time since 1978" jumpscare

Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild

Absolutely immaculate vibes coming from the USA mixed doubles curling team

There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up

Once again, immigration is not even a problem. Immigrants are not more criminal, they don't cost jobs, they don't harm the economy. There is no reason for any of this. It is hurting ourselves to hurt them.

Another in a series of humiliating losses for pen against its longtime rival sword.

is that good

Oh my god they could end this today

jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products

if you're surprised to learn that the Winter Olympics are just a month away, don't worry, you're not alone, the people building all the venues in Italy also appear to be surprised the Olympics are just a month away

I'm playing Ocarina of Time and I'm threading my comments about it here, so real quick: -Yes, I have played it before -I didn't like it and quit like 2-3 dungeons in -It was over a decade ago and I don't remember anything -No comment on what version I'm playing

No scope

WOW!!!!!!!

No need for the species. Just tell me "that's not a bird, you loser" so I can continue with my walk. A clown emoji would do, even

I know it's not Merlin's job to identify squirrels, but it would save me a lot of thrusting my phone in the direction of chirping and getting annoyed that it's not picking up the very obvious sound if it could just give me a squirrel emoji

I have a good feeling about 2026

Kylie Minogue (dir Michel Gondry) Come Into My World m.youtube.com/watch?v=63vq...

It's crazy how this is barely an exaggeration.

y'all have really built up muppet christmas carol. watching for the first time today. it better live up to the hype

time for the only holiday tradition that matters

Insults from You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (the original), ranked from least to most hurtful: - Garlic in your soul - Heel - Heart full of unwashed socks - Crooked jerky jockey - Stink, stank, stunk - Mean one - Bad banana with a greasy black peel - Nasty wasty skunk - Cuddly as a cactus

people should say bye on the phone in tv shows and movies

10,000 Maniacs in 1997 is worth about 20,200 Maniacs today.

I do appreciate how each new Mr Beast thing becomes more dreamlike, as if it’s a profane parable whispered into your subconscious by a demon

got my adhd upgraded to ad4k

I was practicing Folsom Prison Blues for my first karaoke outing and I accidentally sang “I’m stuck in Wholesome Prison,” so…

One of my strongest held takes is that the names and pictures on the poster should line up. Don't put "Connie Sellecca" on Corbin Bernsen and vice versa. it's wrong

"Scromiting" is my nominee for word of the year every year. maybe 2026 is its time!

Sesame Street taught me to count to twelve, but in the most dramatic way possible

I’m tired AGAIN? I was just tired every day before this

I used a punch card reader and (separately) a printing terminal (no screen, line based editing). Both were dying/defunct at the time but still counts.

Merry Christmas for the lady that actually runs this county

Please watch Aparna Nancherla’s special, Hopeful Potato out NOW on Dropout! Aparna is the best, and the special was directed by the devastatingly gorgeous and very smart guy, me!

here's a handy mnemonic for remembering how this type of switch works: O = it's Off I = It's on

Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero

Top 25 holiday gifts to get for your friend who has achieved Bodhisattva status and is free from attachment to material things (affiliate link)

The only take you need--and yes, you need this one.

"Scromiting" is my nominee for word of the year every year. maybe 2026 is its time!

this might be the saddest story I've ever written, about a seal that I will be thinking about for a long, long time. defector.com/why-wont-nor...

Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important. We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."

Current mood

GLOW Seasons 4-6 or GTFO

i’m not crying you’re crying xkcd: Fifteen Years