a huge part of my childhood was stuff like this. just sort of puzzling over the Letterman Top 10 Book and trying to reverse engineer what the Iran Contra Scandal was from it

I don’t have any answers here, personally I think the only healthy version of masculinity I’ve actually encountered is Dudes At The Skatepark Supporting Each Other, so my recommendation is go hang out at skateparks

A devastating day for the Nazi Tattoos Are Nuanced Symbols That Must Be Understood Within a Full Range of Exculpatory Context community, quite possibly the dumbest community I've ever encountered online

I screamed so loud. Sorry to my wife.

There’s the Pickford special. Hoof it up 3/4 of the field and hope something happens

I need to know whether this headline was submitted with the pun intact and then changed for the sake of propriety or if they thought it was more clever not to (literally) spell out the pun or if it was somehow a coincidence that no one noticed

It’s great to see American men excelling at a sport that has been dominated by women for so long. For too long, men have not been taken seriously. They have been denied a seat at the table. We are really witnessing history in the making.

Two presidents died on July 4, 1826.

The gay slur chant that Mexico has been repeatedly fined/punished for continues on. Let's go Ecuador!

Was a joy and an honor to work on this incredible feature. It’s so smart and horny and funny and tender!!

PARTNER: i think we should see other people ME: look if you want to break up fine but for the love of god don’t make me see other people

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

World Cup quick hits: Eloy Room a Curaçao icon, Germany deals with snakes and a ref's watch is nicked

"They Looked Like They Were Getting Rich on Polymarket—but None of It Was Real; The prediction market has flooded social media with deceptive videos by paid creators, according to a Wall Street Journal investigation." www.wsj.com/business/med...

[posting for that one guy who doesn’t want a chronological timeline] i don’t think freeman is offside

KAFKA WORLD CUP 2026™

KAFKA WORLD CUP 2026™

The exposure to actual rich guys on social media has made romance novels with rich guy heroes far less appealing.

Scottish soccer fans in town for the World Cup made a side-trip to Fenway on Sunday and brought actual magic with them. It was such a delight and honor to get to accompany their singing.

Totally unrelated but this skeet reminded me that a guy spent five years making a stop-motion version of the Sabotage video by hand and finally finished it a couple weeks ago.

when I was a child I memorized the Chex Mix recipe off the back of the cereal box in case I was sent back to the 1950s, so I could get rich (I assumed an inventor sold the recipe to Chex)

EIGHT DAYS A WEEK: A 2 + 2 = 5 MYSTERY

writing the lyric “concrete jungle where dreams are made of” and it becoming the single biggest new york anthem has gotta feel like the worst version of when you have a post with a typo go viral

Questions like "How cool is it that we are done with earthquakes?"

has any man ever been more vindicated? x.com/stuartbuck1/...

This is very Mrs Davis coded, and if you don't get that, watch Mrs Davis ASAP, it's great.

I know it's not the biggest thing, but the misuse of BREAKING NEWS (everywhere these days) is so wild.

When Will You Die

If you're asleep in a dream, you're asleep in real life.

I guess in my mind I theoretically knew that the guy from the small domino meme probably toppled the dominoes at some point but I'm still a little shocked to see the GIF of it actually happening

Good news, I found an article about how to lie on the floor www.businessinsider.com/floor-time-w...

this is like an arrested development bit

this really is the funniest running gag going right now, absolute levels me every time. he really thinks he's cooking with these tests.

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It

"Oh I hate getting to the airport too early" c'mon now we all know that you're just going to be looking at a screen in a different place, I know you're not spending your free time doing woodworking when you're on this website

A new marketing niche has arrived.

Me: [idly looking up info on popes] Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it. Me: wut? Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

Most incredible possible outcome from a Danhausen curse

do or don't

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

Next time you'll show restraint. You don't get another chance, life is no Nintendo game. But you lied again, now you get to watch her leave out the window. Guess that's why they call it windowpane.

Our block at work used to be governed by crows and now seagulls have taken over and it's way worse

A dumb project of mine (the alphabetical clock) is in Tabs! Which I found out while reading it, which was a delightful surprise! Highlight of my year so far.

I wonder if some of the old texts about the antichrist were (or arose from) the desire to warn folks about the worst kinds of leaders, using religious terminology. If so it would make sense that they apply.

I cant operate on this child he's my son as are all of you because i'm jesus

If it happens tonight I might have to reconsider religion.

recapped the most stunning tank-off in NBA history

“What are the best and worst Morrissey lyrics?”

ran into your girl at the aquarium

just got a security call from my bank and had to answer a real human being asking me “what was the name of your first childhood pet?” with a 64-character alphanumeric password. I apologized eight separate times