Belle: hey Scrooge: sup Belle: left the house again Scrooge: lol Scrooge: did they do the song Belle: 🫠

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

Cats come in two breeds: Seen Some Shit & About to Start Some Shit

[with increasing panic] and Tiny Tim, who WOULD NOT die,

hold on mate one second yeah I'll ring you back some sleepytime hat wearing old bastard is shouting at me from a window

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

i change into my outdoor pajamas to go to the corner store bc we live in a society

I was at the somewhat famous test screening of Wild Wild West that went so badly, the studio basically reshot huge chunks of the movie and swore to never hold another test screening in a place where everyone was on the internet. This was in 1999 in Mountain View.

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

is Microsoft Excel a feminist? Is Gemini a queer ally? Is this graphing calculator my friend

To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories: - Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy - Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever

I originally posted this thread over at the Other Site many years ago, but I figured I'd reshare it here because 'tis the season (for bourbon sauce). Be thankful! It’s Angry Cooking with Laura. \1

Did you know you're allowed to just like a thing or not like it without arguing about it with strangers?

Oh, you brave iconoclasts, coming out against pie. Who is as cool as you? Nobody.

I originally posted this thread over at the Other Site many years ago, but I figured I'd reshare it here because 'tis the season (for bourbon sauce). Be thankful! It’s Angry Cooking with Laura. \1

Heepity jeepity Curated poetry Makes LLMs do what- Ever you want Single-turn jailbreaking Vulnerability Bypass your guardrails and Serve us some cunt

I'm not sad to be missing family Thanksgiving this year but I do miss the months-long group text where we argue about what to make before defaulting to the exact same menu as all previous years.

I’ve never had to ask ChatGPT anything I have a phone full of autistic people with hyperfixations, I can just ask *them* about the Mayerling Incident

Guy at the pharmacy asked if I had any big plans today. Buddy, I am a middle aged married lady picking up meds at Costco on a Saturday. These ARE my big plans for the day.

openai.com/index/group-... Oh, this explains the spam I'm already getting with randos inviting me to chat with them and their stupid bot. Neat. Love a new spam vector.

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have you considered lying down in the woods and giving up about it

The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly, great call from the haters.

I'm not sure about this survey design.

Look. Whomst among us hasn't gone a little overboard after buying a new label maker?

If you've already voted and need a little break from dancing on Cheney's grave, you can help get the word out about the next session of my workshop for people in organizations that actually want to learn things and get better at critical thinking. www.eventbrite.com/e/lets-do-de...

Ok in fairness to the media, "Man has extremely normal life experience, yet wants to become mayor of New York City, a job fit only for madmen and sex offenders" kinda is a story

Kind of jealous of all you folks with two wolves inside you. Mine seem to have been replaced by a family of feral raccoons.

Relatable amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/02/...

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

“Did something interesting happen at work today” Girl i work with numbers… if something interesting happens I’ll throw up

Turns out Idiocracy was too optimistic.

My terrible brain this morning: Hey, I know you said you wanted to get up at 7am but did you by any chance mean 5? No? You sure? OK, I'll check in again every 15 minutes or so just to be safe.

They should do trick or treating for adults where you get to wander around in your pyjamas while your neighbours leave out little bowls filled with painkillers and beta-blockers.

the weirdest thing about having a gender is that it comes with a clothing buttons orientation

#NoKings Miami!

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

Today, we honor Indigenous Peoples’ Day. It’s a day to celebrate the immense contributions, vibrant cultures, and resilience of Native American and the indigenous communities.

If democracy, freedom, liberation, justice, equality, and all that other stuff liberals claim to like means anything, it surely means that the law applies to everyone equally, and yet we have capitalist lackeys arguing that they have to be allowed to commit crimes for their business model to work

Calories don’t count while the government is shut down.

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

Basketball preseason starts tonight and I haven't been this excited about something that will inevitably disappoint me since I was dating.

*reading a work email* this could have not been an email

Live every day like it's Yom Kippur: Go for way too long without eating or drinking while obsessing about everything you did wrong.

If you're blaming the Democrats for the shutdown of a government that is run entirely by Republicans, why stop there? Go wild, man. Blame the shutdown on leprechauns, or the Seattle Mariners, or maybe the cast of "She's the Sheriff." You've decided facts don't matter, so have some fun with it!

Hey Bluesky, could you help me spread the word? I have three creatures left at my Big Cartel shop. Each lil guy is designed, hand-sewn, hand-embroidered by me and takes many hours to create. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

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I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

Not enjoying any of these news stories, bring back the evil clowns

joining the war on autism on the side of autism