Ok in fairness to the media, "Man has extremely normal life experience, yet wants to become mayor of New York City, a job fit only for madmen and sex offenders" kinda is a story

Kind of jealous of all you folks with two wolves inside you. Mine seem to have been replaced by a family of feral raccoons.

Relatable amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/02/...

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

“Did something interesting happen at work today” Girl i work with numbers… if something interesting happens I’ll throw up

Turns out Idiocracy was too optimistic.

My terrible brain this morning: Hey, I know you said you wanted to get up at 7am but did you by any chance mean 5? No? You sure? OK, I'll check in again every 15 minutes or so just to be safe.

They should do trick or treating for adults where you get to wander around in your pyjamas while your neighbours leave out little bowls filled with painkillers and beta-blockers.

the weirdest thing about having a gender is that it comes with a clothing buttons orientation

#NoKings Miami!

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

Today, we honor Indigenous Peoples’ Day. It’s a day to celebrate the immense contributions, vibrant cultures, and resilience of Native American and the indigenous communities.

If democracy, freedom, liberation, justice, equality, and all that other stuff liberals claim to like means anything, it surely means that the law applies to everyone equally, and yet we have capitalist lackeys arguing that they have to be allowed to commit crimes for their business model to work

Calories don’t count while the government is shut down.

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

Basketball preseason starts tonight and I haven't been this excited about something that will inevitably disappoint me since I was dating.

*reading a work email* this could have not been an email

Live every day like it's Yom Kippur: Go for way too long without eating or drinking while obsessing about everything you did wrong.

If you're blaming the Democrats for the shutdown of a government that is run entirely by Republicans, why stop there? Go wild, man. Blame the shutdown on leprechauns, or the Seattle Mariners, or maybe the cast of "She's the Sheriff." You've decided facts don't matter, so have some fun with it!

Hey Bluesky, could you help me spread the word? I have three creatures left at my Big Cartel shop. Each lil guy is designed, hand-sewn, hand-embroidered by me and takes many hours to create. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

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I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

Not enjoying any of these news stories, bring back the evil clowns

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

This is a brilliant workshop and you should do it:

Hearing volleyball announcers constantly calling "a net violation" and realizing what a badass roller derby name that would be.

trans people just want to be able to live their lives and cis people are like "due to this we need to do mandatory genital inspections to children playing sports". im sorry but the problem is cis people

Hey, I'm teaching one of these. Join me for Product & UX if that's a thing you're into. Also teaching it this Friday and next Monday if you prefer half days.

AI hucksters have such boring ideas, at least P. T. Barnum was out there sewing half a monkey to a fish

I accidentally hit the "rewrite with AI" button on a work email, and it just made me sound passive aggressive. Look, I didn't painfully teach my weird brain to use the optimal number of exclamation points only to have some clanker make me sound like a bitch again.

In Which Nadine Amuses a Dragon and Makes Autumn Happen

As a Californian, it is so embarrassing that Pritzker and Walz are leading with strong, substantive statements based on their actual principles, and we have governor hairgel meme coin.

In this article, @lauraklein.bsky.social points out all the reasons organisations have for not doing the research and keep delivering things with low value, as well as the true underlying cause. Read it! https://www.nngroup.com/articles/why-organizations-dont-do-user-research

my 404 subscription is honestly some of my best-spent money, and i can’t recommend it enough

About half of the dog owners I personally know have a problem with consent and respecting personal space About half of the cat owners I know have a problem with following through and asking for help All the bird owners I know commited at least one federal crime they were never charged for

No cat has ever caught a tuna. It should not be food for cats. Yet cats love tuna. Makes no sense.

Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely."

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

guys I'm starting to think that the Computer is Bad

chatgpt is much like an improv comedy group 1) you are the audience, giving it prompts 2) it produces things roughly shaped like your prompt 3) it is trained to respond with Yes, And 4) it has the factual accuracy of improv 5) it does not understand comedy

since we don't have a cat I have to take pictures of the squirrels

“well behaved women rarely make history” i say while filling my purse with tater tots

MOVIE PITCH: I have no idea what you did last summer. Honestly I saw your pics from Iceland like two years ago and was like “I gotta stop following her. She just makes me feel bad about myself.” Oh, you killed someone? So fun!

The Waffle House lost and found is just a jar of loose pills and teeth

Summer is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before summer

Me at the cavewoman smut meet-up, assembled around the bonfire: Listen. Grog not necessarily bottom. Grog can be top. Clonk can be bottom. [holding tablet] Here. New story. Grog loves Clonk. Very in-character. Starts at dinosaur hunt. Spicy from there

Interviewer: and how do you explain this gap in your resume? Me: (trying to explain my time trapped in the faerie realms but a geas prevents me from speaking of it, so I'm forced to just spout gibberish instead) I was growth-hacking my personal brand to leverage my core competencies

TIRED: “learn to code!” WIRED:

If you could experience a flashback montage of either every moment you've ever fallen in love or every donut you have ever eaten which donut would you be most excited for?

This looks like halfway through a magic trick