It’s a dangerous amount of Ecto Cooler.

“So let me get this straight, Mr. Jones. You and your three friends and your talking dog were driving that colorful van out there along this abandoned country road when you got a flat tire? Do I have that right?”

Again, Millennials, I love you. But being oblivious to the fact that Shrek is one of the ugliest, most poorly designed, most poorly animated big budget cartoon movies of all time AND NOW complaining that the new movie doesn’t look like the original? … wow.

So… Many… People… Want to weigh in with their opinions about blueberries in various baked goods. What Bluesky monkey’s paw did I accidentally wish on to make this skeet successful?

One of my skeets is proving to be popular and I’m trying to be patient about folks trying to “yes and” my original premise, with varying degrees of success, and/or weighing in on the opinion I expressed. Must internalize this and remember this feeling the next time I jump in to respond to something.

Dammit! I decided in, like, preschool that 22 was my “lucky number.” Is this fucker going to ruin that for me?

Hi, Blueberries? Big fan. Your performance in "Muffin" was a revelation. Your work in "Scone"? A triumph. But you are badly miscast in "Bagel."

The Verizon ad with Dr. Evil… Am I the only one who’s bothered by having Rob Lowe play Number Two in the same timeline as Scott? Shouldn’t it be Robert Wagner?

A dating-style app where people who love to cook are paired with people who love doing dishes so the cook comes to the cleaner’s house and makes a big meal and they have no obligation to talk to each other during dinner.

Why can’t ai figure out how to cool itself off?

In all the 90s nostalgia online, I don’t think I’ve seen anyone mention these two over-it cherubs who were inescapable during that decade. They were on everything. It was the perfect crossover for ironic Gen-X types and Evangelicals. Wait — was this a gateway for people my age who went MAGA? Shit.

Reflecting Pool turning so green it made the Hulk gray.

We really loved going to Revolution games when my mother-in-law lived in York. I’m glad the team was trying and I hope these players regret destroying their careers for their dipshit prejudices.

At the Reflecting Pool and, guys, this doesn’t look right…

You know, scientists haven’t reached consensus yet, but a lot of them are postulating that television may have existed before 1993.

How many articles about this do I have to read to earn a free personal pan pizza? www.independent.co.uk/news/busines...

Michelle Obama’s far too classy to say it, but I feel like the only proper response to what that asshole said was “suck my dick.”

My generation has been guilty of some real self-mythologizing in recent years, but have we actually convinced ourselves that we are the only generation that used a blackboard? Like, have you never seen an episode of Little House on the Prairie? (HINT: Laura Ingalls Wilder was not a Gen-X slacker.)

I saw a lot of people were complaining about Connections today but I hadn’t played it yet. And, you know what? — it was a rough one — very challenging … WHICH IS WHAT MAKES A PUZZLE FUN!

This lobster is actively plotting against the Teen Titans.

Facebook going down the morning I need to use it to let people know my father has died is, as the kids say, a vibe.

🎶Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine Oh, I'm begging of you please please wake me up Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine Caffeine Be the ambition I need in my cup🎵 www.yahoo.com/news/videos/...

One of my favorite Mad covers of all time. But, as a New England native, I know it is INSANITY to have National Corn on the Cob Day in June. AUGUST is the time for Corn on the Cob. You are INSULTING YOUR MOUTH by eating June corn!

“Well this game is a boring foregone conclusion, I’m going to bed.” — me at about 9:30PM last night.

I’m so shocked that people are saying they don’t want to go to a reunion with these assholes. www.boston.com/news/off-bea...

A Midsummer Night’s Dream nominally takes place in Athens and, in the Shakespearean tradition, the high-born characters have roughly appropriate Greek or Greek-ish names. But the “Rude Mechanical” clowns all have working-class English names — puns on their professions like Snug the Joiner.

I didn’t watch Sex and the City much so I don’t know if there were any plots where Carrie and Samantha were lovers. But I know Guys and Dolls pretty well and unless there’s a director’s cut I’ve never seen, the guys are mostly interested in the dolls, so I don’t think Sky and Nathan were hooking up.

Did anyone every acquire the rights to "How Bizarre" by OMC so we could learn how that story ended?

This is both really funny and essentially how Fifty Shades of Grey was written.

What's your favorite movie from each decade of your life? 70s - The Muppet Movie 80s - Back to the Future 90s - Toy Story 2 00s - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 10s - Avengers: Endgame 20s - The Holdovers

We need a term for this special kind of Nepo baby, who is famous exclusively because of their parents, but mostly because they righteously oppose every shitty thing their parents stand for. people.com/vivian-wilso...

It’s cool if your middle initial is V because then it sounds like your first name is taking your last name to court.

Album cover for a scary seeming band your older sibling listens to and then you finally play the album one day and it’s just ska

I enjoyed the (Darth) Maul cartoon, and the Mandalorian and Grogu movie so much that I’m been watching episodes of Clone Wars that I’ve never seen. And I’ll be enjoying them and thinking it’s a good show and then I’ll have a moment like “wait, there’s a Mandalorian named Korkie?”

Gonna be some whining about the Wordle today.

King Thunder has announced they are pulling out of performing at the Great American State Fair

I haven’t been interested in seeing any Nolan movie since Dark Knight Rises. I was thinking I might make an exception for this one because I’m generally moderately into Greek mythology. Now I feel OBLIGATED to support it because of the trolls and haters. movieweb.com/the-odyssey-...

If only there were some kind of global information network you could use to look that up.

If your two-year old was watching V, I have some questions.

I’d like to think that this is a British or possibly leather-daddy variation on Five Guys burgers.

Sockamagee!

Might be the best one.

Kylo’s mom Said “I love you” to Han

Stacy’s mom Demoiselles d’Avignon

Stacy’s mom Please pass the Grey Poupon

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live: Acts where I was the prime mover in choosing to see them: Billy Joel Def Leppard Indigo Girls Journey They Might Be Giants Weird Al Yankovic (Continued)

Is that time of year when much of my diet consists of the end-of-the-year “banquets” that my kids’ various extracurricular activities throw for them.

A legend, a pioneer, and smarter and funnier than 95% of anyone to ever hold elected office. www.huffpost.com/entry/barney...

I feel like I became aware of Applebee’s, Chili’s, and TGI Fridays, pretty much exactly the same time in the mid 1990s. It’s looking likely that Applebee’s will be the last one standing, and I would not have guessed that.

Yes. Words that are not palindromes but they appear in a very well known palindrome sentence. That’s not hard to grasp. And it’s okay that you haven’t ever heard or read “Able was I ere I saw Elba.” So this is a chance to learn, not a chance to whine that other people know something you don’t.