Abolish the rageful, unhinged, out of control, small minded, servile murderers & kidnappers known as ICE. We need to (and will, when the pendulum swings back toward moral sanity) see their enablers publicly trialed and imprisoned for crimes against humanity.

Wow, @pftompkins.bsky.social & I got to chat all things Vanderpump w @hodgman.bsky.social in our infamous Pump-n-Dump bonus pod! Subscribe & listen to the currently #1 'stack rising in humor! *Bonus episode* VANDERPUMP RULES recap (S12. episode 7) with John Hodgman open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...

Me and @pftompkins.bsky.social break it all down with Casey Wilson & Danielle Schneider of GARBAGE SESH on our first crossover episode ever! Delightful listening AWAITS. open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...

Analysis on our outrage epidemic being lit by headlines in a simple breakdown. Useful messaging here. Arm your brain against this poison. open.substack.com/pub/kaitjust...

This thread is the best refutation of social-media doomerism that I have seen.

On Wednesday, Renee Macklin Good was fatally shot by a federal ICE agent. Becca Good, her wife, shared the following statement with MPR News.

A friend just sent word they witnessed 🧊 roll up in Silver Lake and kidnap two gardeners, they seem to be roaming Silver Lake hills area RIGHT NOW in Los Angeles. Please be safe and aware and let anyone know who needs to know this. Stay aware 🙏

Trump has pretty much abandoned the lie that regime change in Venezuela was about drug trafficking, but Republicans in Congress still seem committed to the bit regardless.

So the Venezuela takeover is looking like it was to enrich and pay back American oil MAGA billionaire Paul Singer. Ok. Cool. Everything’s working FINE. Oligarchy gonna oligarch while the planet & society gets smashed into shattered glass while hell gets recklessly crafted on their ridiculous yachts.

Find out what me and @pftompkins.bsky.social have to say about ol’ Eyebrows Junior from the latest Vanderpump Rules. New podcast episode HERE: open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...

Why did the America 250 bday ads at the ball drop last night give MK Ultra documentary vibes?

Krampus LIVE! show got me into the Christmas spirit the most. 🤣 youtu.be/wy5sMJniR3M?...

Been seeing about four or so pages of the latest Epstein release. This is the redacted and “softened” stuff to protect Trump?? He really meant Hannibal Lecter was “great” when he was saying that and found a way to be just as vile.

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Two new bonus podcasts are UP on our substack. Just subscribe and they are both pinned to the top of the page. @pftompkins.bsky.social and I react to Southern Charm and Vanderpump Rules. Get in on the fun! weekendwater.substack.com

Me and @pftompkins.bsky.social have a podcast we put out monthly where we have a conversation in the moment. It’s free, latest drop is HERE. open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...

Hey Paramount and Netflix - you might want to kick these tires first.

Why did Bluesky ask for my birthdate just now when it’s been stolen in dozens upon dozens of “security breaches” by now?

Thank you, new and existing subscribers! You pushed WEEKEND WATER to number 4 in Humor Substacks this morning. It’s comforting to feel seen and experience community from afar. We enjoy recording our humor podcast & crafting posts during society’s death spiral, it helps 🥴 WeekendWater.substack.com

Do these two interests intersect for you: humor podcasts and SOUTHERN CHARM on Bravo? Because me and @pftompkins.bsky.social got you COVERED! Latest podcast drop is here: open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen — The Grateful Dead (w Jerry!) Willie Nelson Miranda Lambert Prince CMAT

I’m at my dad’s for Thanksgiving (to see 100 of my cousin’s tomorrow at my 94 year old aunt’s house tomorrow) and he took me to the Wendy’s drive through today bc they have a bunch of excess coupons for free Junior Frosty’s leftover from handing out at Halloween😆

🚨🚨🚨PFT ON THE POD AND A FREE VIDEO EPISODE🚨🚨🚨 chuffed to bits to have the absolute legend himself on the show youtu.be/d7pk0HH7Jss?...

Have decided to watch THE FAMILY STONE for the first time. If this changes me, I’ll let y’all know.

Anyone else find it ironic that a random move by twitter/X is what undeniably confirmed MAGA has been a successful foreign psyop this whole, miserable time?

Wow. Ok. Was not expecting the latest LANDMAN to make me weep. 😢

Watching The American Revolution to try to learn a lil history. Basically the Stamp Act was kind of like the Epstein Files, unifying a divided populace.

Who was the one congressperson to vote against releasing the files????? 🤔

Trump tells MBS, who was complicit in the murder of US-based journalist Jamal Khashoggi, it’s an “honor to be your friend” during a WH visit. www.nytimes.com/2021/02/26/u...

I didn’t think the MAGA movement would die before the MAGA leader does, yet here we are. How weird, what happens now? 😐

Trump lost his trade war in every possible sense. It hurt the economy; it made us look ludicrous and lawless; and it gave Beijing a chance to reach for world power. And there is nothing Trump can do about any of this except back down and blame others. (1/2)

Should I have been a public troll first instead of attending drama school to become a phenomenal actress like MTG???

It happened. Me & @pftompkins.bsky.social just released our latest podcast episode. It is free to everyone! Listen to our wacky after dinner conversation from tonight: open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...

Dear STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast fam, @pftompkins.bsky.social and I will be releasing our November episode tomorrow night, instead of tonight. Keep an eye on this space!

Oh, I’m ALLOWED to drink water up until two hours before this colonoscopy procedure? Thanks, Dr. Your Majesty.

This is one of my fav ever Bad Dates eps, as we eschew our usual roundtable of harrowed singletons in favor of asking a funny couple all about their love story! Joel hangs out with @pftompkins.bsky.social and @janiehaddad.bsky.social, it’s hilarious & sweet! Get into it! youtu.be/fiQ4ic7L9mo?...

Me & @pftompkins.bsky.social had a BALL chatting with @ihatejoelkim.bsky.social on his BAD DATES podcast! www.instagram.com/reel/DQ4TAQ6...

Brooooo… the Regular Show cast is coming to ECCC from March 5-8! 🔥Welcome @janiehaddad.bsky.social, @sammarin.bsky.social, Minty Lewis, & @wsalyers.bsky.social to Seattle for Photo Ops & Autos. 👉 Buy tickets at their lowest price now, before prices increase Nov 10: ECCC26.com/BuyTickets

I love the watch-a-alongs with @janiehaddad.bsky.social as a side note. It gives me a reason to watch movies I've never seen before!

His smug look causes me to recoil like I’ve encountered a creepy insect suddenly. Evolution at play.

Saw LIBERATION on Broadway and I need the song playlist, please!!! How do me get?? (Looked on Apple and Spotify and ended my search there bc no luck, is there a magic way?)

Need exact replicas of the stolen jewels from The Louvre before Halloween for my costume. Anyone?

Got to peacefully protest today at the joyful No Kings event against the grifting authoritarian MAGA regime w my cute neighbor who was heading there at the same time as me!!! No civil war here, Donny, no bait taken. #NoKings ✊ #GoodTrouble #RejectMAGA #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #SanityIsResistance

Young Republicans group chat.

OK, I’m researching televisions online to replace the one that just died and I found this one that’s only $60,000 and it’s see-through! Seems like a great idea!

Our almost ten year old TV has just DIED. I’m panicking bc I am an avid TV watcher, it’s my emotional support screen. What should I be looking in to for my next TV - give me your fave TVs (and not a Sony bc I’m never buying one of those AGAIN).

Four dead and 20 wounded at a South Carolina bar on St. Helena Island, another American mass shooting. Perverse access to firearms endures, Congress paralyzed, families shattered while the gun lobby gorges on cowardice.

We’re still enjoying our STAY F. HOMEKINS After-Dinner™️ podcast! Check out our latest FREE episode where me and @pftompkins.bsky.social discuss a wide range of topics (both serious & meaningless, salty AND sweet) with our trademark tomfoolery. open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...

The Republicans have every branch of government right now, and we’re supposed to suddenly buy they have zero power to open the government and pay these workers? I gotta bridge to sell ya! They are conveniently “weak” or conveniently “strong” - to destroy our economy, society and systems.

Folks, if ICE shot a pastor in the head with a pepper ball on camera, what do you think they do to people behind closed doors?