Note: he says he’s not a “reepist” but didn’t deny what he was actually described as. Totally GOT his ass!!

Follow the journey of our lovely short film THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS as we gear up to debut it at The New York Short Film Festival on May 17! www.instagram.com/thewayfilm55...

Trying to follow this California governor race. If polling is similar in June as today’s, I’m voting for Steyer because of the math. I hope he’s not a liar. I’m so OVER just about every politician!!!! America needs out of systemic hell!!

Just had the most random memory EVER of being a kid and needing this thing called a caboodle that we all supposedly had to have and it was just a tacklebox for make up. Why was that so necessary? Like it felt life or death at the time.

Isn’t it funny how we have all learned as a country billionaire politicians CAN be bought?

I'm delighted to share that the short film THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS, in which I have a role alongside the talented Monica Wyche & produced by the powerhouse @simsarama.bsky.social and directed by the thoughtful Jeremiah Murphy, will have its premiere @ the New York Short Film Festival in May!

we've got the next best thing with the Stay F. Homekins podcast with @pftompkins.bsky.social and @janiehaddad.bsky.social ! #WeekendWater

Highly recommend this wonderful new Trashcan Sinatras song "Bad Husband". The accompanying video is terrific and features the talented @janiehaddad.bsky.social and @pftompkins.bsky.social youtu.be/WluxCMTDwng?...

I think it’s a *good* Friday to listen to our podcast about Southern Charm (aka Damp Trash!), right @pftompkins.bsky.social? open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...

Our FINAL Pump-n-Dump podcast is OUT. Both @pftompkins.bsky.social and I react and recap the finale of VANDERPUMP RULES here: substack.com/@weekendwate...

Remember how I've been in a fugue of exhaustion and manic depressive behavior for the last three years? Here's why. Please help me if you can. I am as desperate as a man has ever been, I swear to you. www.gofundme.com/f/help-scout...

Trashcan Sinatras “Bad Husband (Featuring Tracyanne Campbell)” Official Music Video youtu.be/WluxCMTDwng?... Featuring @pftompkins.bsky.social and @janiehaddad.bsky.social!

Not enough amoxicillin on the ol’ ear infection before flying across the USA this AM. Even with special earplugs my kind coworker gave me. My entire head from the neck up is clogged, aching and leaking in some way.

Just had 3am telehealth visit from a hotel room in Richmond Virginia for sinusitis that turned bacterial. One more day at the comic con (my third con wkd in a row). Amoxicillin before work starts tomorrow plz send me magic and gut health!😭

Cast signings of Regular show with me (aka “MARGARET”), Minty Lewis @sammarin.bsky.social and @wsalyers.bsky.social TODAY, tomorrow (Saturday) and Sunday at Galaxy Con Richmond!

REGULAR SHOW fans! Don’t be shy as myself, @wsalyers.bsky.social, @sammarin.bsky.social and Minty Lewis, who all voice your faves from the Emmy-winning series, close out our epic 3 weekend streak @ the cons this wkd @ GalaxyCon Richmond! No joke, been a BLAST meeting, signing & selfie-ing w y’all.

Our latest FREE podcast drop is here, wherein me and @pftompkins.bsky.social discuss (and maybe call?) Dracula and the Epstein class. open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...

Our long personal podcast nightmare is ALMOST over. The reunion (part 1) of Vanderpump Rules s12 that me and @pftompkins.bsky.social swore we’d pod about is up for your ears. Will we get through the final one next week? Stick around, subscribe to listen &FIND OUT! open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...

Could not be more excited to be heading to Raleigh this weekend for Animate! Raleigh 2026!!

Could not be more excited to be heading to Seattle for @emeraldcitycon.bsky.social 2026!! Come say hi to me (I’m Margaret 🐦‍🔥) along with my REGULAR SHOW castmates for fun fan engagement & signed keepsakes. I have an original, limited edition MARGARET poster. Can’t wait to be a part of the FANDOM!!!

Me & @pftompkins.bsky.social recapped the last two episodes of SOUTHERN CHARM on our latest edition of 2Damp2Trash. Come hear our brains turn to mush in real time. Might be fun! (this photo is like when you as your server to get a group shot but it’s super crooked?) open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...

Welp. We SOMEHOW got to the season 12 VANDERPUMP RULES finale. And our podcast about it is HERE. Listen to me and @pftompkins.bsky.social parse it OUT. open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...

Sooo tired and heading back to L.A. today. Shot a feature in 7 straight days with a tight group of terrific actors and crew in Berkeley. We all can’t believe we did it and got all the shots in. Teamwork, respect, good nature and skill got us to the finish line.

You don’t have to know what this hat means to wear it, nor do you need to know what it means when people ask you what it means. This hat is for everyone and it’s up to you to decide if it’s anyone’s business what it means including you

New podcast merch plus an update on me and @pftompkins.bsky.social! open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...

2Damp2Trash! A double recap podcast of the last two SOUTHERN CHARM episodes on Bravo by yours truly and @pftompkins.bsky.social. Happy Valentines Day, Damp Trash Detectives! open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...

Look, me & @pftompkins.bsky.social got delayed a week by LIFE. But we are back at the podcast and we discuss TWO Vanderpump Rules in this very EXTRA Pump & Pump-n-Dump & Dump. Hey Lloyd’s of London, insure Eyeybrows Junior’s (aka EJ) forehead centipedes, will ya? open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...

Do people still play raquetball?

Go to link below to sign up to volunteer (from anywhere, if you can text, you can help) or donate what ya can ($5?) to seat Dr. Annie as the Gentlewoman from South Carolina. A pediatrician who SEES the broken system is exactly needed IN THE U.S. SENATE! VOTE IN SOUTH CAROLINA FOR DR. ANNIE.

Nancy Mace profile on her personality disorder references her $4m IOP beach house, DC townhouse and Airbnb properties and ends with her saying she’s at the bottom clawing her way up against money and power. Shut up. And if any male politician saw himself this way I’d be rolling my eyes as hard. 🙄

We’re completionists and @pftompkins.bsky.social and I have promised to Pump-n-Dump this whole Vanderpump season. Please help us. open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...

Abolish ICE. That is all. Carry on.

Abolish the rageful, unhinged, out of control, small minded, servile murderers & kidnappers known as ICE. We need to (and will, when the pendulum swings back toward moral sanity) see their enablers publicly trialed and imprisoned for crimes against humanity.

Wow, @pftompkins.bsky.social & I got to chat all things Vanderpump w @hodgman.bsky.social in our infamous Pump-n-Dump bonus pod! Subscribe & listen to the currently #1 'stack rising in humor! *Bonus episode* VANDERPUMP RULES recap (S12. episode 7) with John Hodgman open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...

Me and @pftompkins.bsky.social break it all down with Casey Wilson & Danielle Schneider of GARBAGE SESH on our first crossover episode ever! Delightful listening AWAITS. open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...

Analysis on our outrage epidemic being lit by headlines in a simple breakdown. Useful messaging here. Arm your brain against this poison. open.substack.com/pub/kaitjust...

This thread is the best refutation of social-media doomerism that I have seen.

On Wednesday, Renee Macklin Good was fatally shot by a federal ICE agent. Becca Good, her wife, shared the following statement with MPR News.

A friend just sent word they witnessed 🧊 roll up in Silver Lake and kidnap two gardeners, they seem to be roaming Silver Lake hills area RIGHT NOW in Los Angeles. Please be safe and aware and let anyone know who needs to know this. Stay aware 🙏

Trump has pretty much abandoned the lie that regime change in Venezuela was about drug trafficking, but Republicans in Congress still seem committed to the bit regardless.

So the Venezuela takeover is looking like it was to enrich and pay back American oil MAGA billionaire Paul Singer. Ok. Cool. Everything’s working FINE. Oligarchy gonna oligarch while the planet & society gets smashed into shattered glass while hell gets recklessly crafted on their ridiculous yachts.

Find out what me and @pftompkins.bsky.social have to say about ol’ Eyebrows Junior from the latest Vanderpump Rules. New podcast episode HERE: open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...

Why did the America 250 bday ads at the ball drop last night give MK Ultra documentary vibes?

Krampus LIVE! show got me into the Christmas spirit the most. 🤣 youtu.be/wy5sMJniR3M?...

Been seeing about four or so pages of the latest Epstein release. This is the redacted and “softened” stuff to protect Trump?? He really meant Hannibal Lecter was “great” when he was saying that and found a way to be just as vile.

🔥 REGULAR SHOW Fans! 🔥 Due to a fire, Animate! Raleigh is now wkd March 13 – but we’re still coming to meet & sign for YOU! 🙌 galaxycon.com/pages/animat... Catch us in March at: ✨ Seattle – Emerald City Con ✨ Richmond, VA Galaxy Con 2026 = all things REGULAR SHOW, fan fun, & autographs! 🎉

Two new bonus podcasts are UP on our substack. Just subscribe and they are both pinned to the top of the page. @pftompkins.bsky.social and I react to Southern Charm and Vanderpump Rules. Get in on the fun! weekendwater.substack.com

Me and @pftompkins.bsky.social have a podcast we put out monthly where we have a conversation in the moment. It’s free, latest drop is HERE. open.substack.com/pub/weekendw...

Hey Paramount and Netflix - you might want to kick these tires first.