“Why I’m moving out of SF … The tax on income above $600,000 is too high.” BYE BITCH.

Me this morning: hmmm let’s go to a different cafe this morning, it keeps the mind limber.

Something on LinkedIn has chapped my ass, but I’m finally getting paid enough to take the high road.

Sunset uppies.

One day, I will remember to tell doctors I am allergic to latex adhesive. Today, however, I’m covered in EKG sticker-shaped splotches.

MTV’s True Life: I’m addicted to ordering fragrance discovery sets

Maybe 2026 will be the year I figure out my personal style for my 40s. I’m working on something I’m calling “boho but mean.”

I’ve been in close proximity to the general traveling public too long and must get home before my inside thoughts get out.

Finishing Stranger Things. #Spoiler but… Will’s coming out was super sweet and Winona Ryder is up there with Olivia Coleman in the ranks of TV moms I’d want to come out to.

I love my husband too much to divorce him for not letting me brush out the snorkel marks before posting these, but not so much that I won’t hold onto this for a long time.

Anyone else get the bsky bug where full screen video controls disappear leaving you trapped in the video modal until you force restart?

All the reviews I saw for Keeper were mid but I thought it was a good slow burn.

Check your bag if you want to We’re short on stowage space It’s a full flight, so if you don’t mind Just roll it to the gate Check your bag Check your bag… We are low on space Check your bag Check your bag… Or we will take off late

Finally watching Talamasca. It’s pretty good so far.

Feeling like it's time to go up in fanciness from my Olympus, which I love. I just hate how every brand has a different mount so I'll be starting from scratch on lenses :'(

Genuinely sad to hear of Claude’s passing. He lived longer than an albino alligator likely would have in the wild but not long enough. San Francisco will cherish his memory for many more decades to come.

Last month, I spoke at @zeroheight.com’s Converge about how the history of tech has been shaped by the way we debate it—and what that means for the future. There were a few minor tech issues, so being a perfectionist, I recorded an uninterrupted version. share.descript.com/view/MlP6MCv...

If anyone else who was planning on going to Camp Clarity is still going to be in Palm Springs this week, let’s get a drink!

I love to eat pie, couch rot, and binge.

My cringiest use of AI (and yes I know they’re all cringe) is generating recordings of the stupid little songs in my head. But I promise I will never put them on streaming platforms or call myself a musician or songwriter.

Y’all ready to watch a clown murder some kids?!

I just read one of the RFK sexts, and it was so upsetting I made a face I shouldn’t be capable of so recently after Botox.

Hitler had a micropenis and Donald Trump blew Bill Clinton. Happy Friday, everyone.

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

Okay folks, it's time: I'm hiring! Looking for 5(!) developer relations engineers across the world! Our company is remote-first but this role involves in-person appearances at events so although you don't need to work in a specific office we are focusing our search in specific metro areas:

Alien Earth is so good.

May I present some ways that we might ask for our users' sex/gender on our forms in order to comply with new EOs: codepen.io/buttermilkbi...

*Pounding desk* Threes! Threes! Threes! Threes!

I am back in America. Mixed feelings but it’s probably the most practical place for me to start the week.

I have made it. Despite the fact that the British do not move through airports with the appropriate sense of urgency.

Uber royally fucked me by canceling my scheduled ride to the airport 10 minutes after it was supposed to arrive.

We’ve made it way too easy for people to be horrible. Tim Cook giving a fascist an award should’ve been the end of Apple. Marc Benioff calling for thugs in the street should’ve been the end of Salesforce. A government not feeding its most vulnerable people should be the end of that government.

Over the disappointment around our technical difficulty last night and energized by the response to the talk. I would appreciate letting me know if there are conferences you think I should submit it to, or if you have a podcast and want to pick up any of the threads in the talk together.

Always miss the heydays of Twitter during conferences, when the attendees and convos were all in one place and easy to find. Smaller, less toxic platforms seem to be the right call, but that’s the toughest trade-off for me.

Love to wake up at 3:30am for a flight that’s been cancelled and pushed back a day.

Also I would like to thank the people of Converge for sticking with me through the technical difficulties and my Xeomin for apparently not betraying my panic.

Converge, if you missed the URL at the end of my talk, here it is. A fairly thorough list of books, podcasts, and quotables that informed it: jovo.design/framing

I don’t know if my talk tomorrow will resonate, but I do know that it’s pretty.

Took a couple days before being in a country where everyone sounds vaguely like my in-laws stopped setting me on edge.

This is cultural appropriation.

My favorite thing to do when traveling is buy the weirdest sugar free sodas I can find. Coming soon… a review of Gingerbread Pepsi Zero.

Got to a Banksy at the same time as a 20-person walking tour. Now I have strong negative feelings about walking tours despite often taking walking tours myself often.

Passed a car with the plate WRIO HLE and how else am I supposed to read that‽

Highlights of Bristol so far: I logged a new kind of seagull and a new kind of crow. (I got a late start this morning.)

Did a double take

If my hotel doesn’t give me early check-in I’m going to cry in jet lag.

I declare that my last time flying any type of economy.

My husband gets more swag than me, but *I* am a trash bandit, so guess who just got a travel backpack upgrade?

Guess who I just ran into

At some point in my early 30s I learned not to get into public screaming matches with dickheads. I am this close to unlearning the skill.