So, I still feel absolutely nothing watching The Lion King, but just got emotional watching the 2021 Mortal Kombat Movie?!? Ugh.

I've reached the age where the barber discreetly shoves the clippers in your ear to shear out the undergrowth during the haircut.

I decided to merge my interests and make a Labubu of Pearl. So far, so good! Metal hand is done, and eventually the visor will be sewn in place. New clothes are the next challenge.... #Cyberpunk #Labubu

Somd fuck has stolen £400 from my bank account, so now my card is locked and my month is ruined. Fuck.

COMMENCE THE RITUAL

I bought some new fingerless gloves now the weather is getting colder, and they arrived vacuum sealed like freeze dried kippers.

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In a turn of events that will shock nobody, I was not selected for the Rapture. I take this as further proof that the Far Right Imaginary Friend in the sky is a coward. Any god worth their salt would LOVE to hang out with me.

Remember in the 90's when you wanted 3 dads and you wanted them to be motorcycle riding mice? 🤣

Angels to some. Demons to others. The box: you opened it, we came.

The entire purpose of my existence:

The Jimmy Kimmel thing isn't really about him. He's fine enough, definitely evolved from his Man Show days. We fight for Kimmel's show because if we don't, any semblance of free speech is gone. Like, all of it. That he just so happens to be the face of it is secondary to the principle.

Me: I am the Weyland Yutani of GMs. I may be building better worlds, but one misstep and I will happy watch you get eaten alive by an unspeakable horror from beyond the stars. My players: ...but can we have sex with it?

The ghosts want you to read The Atrocities. us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

Queer fantasy goblins, assemble. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🧙‍♀️ My new website for The Aeldstorm Saga is live! Lore, maps, art, rants, and updates all in one place. #trans #writer #lgbt #fantasywriter Take a peek:

There's a strange, dystopian irony in the amount of Disney media that has been squeezed into the Alien: Earth series. I'd like to think that irony is intentional, but I doubt that it is.

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It's not lost on me in the midst of this eulogizing and memorializing a monster that my home state, Florida, has made it a crime to commemorate or remember the victims of the Pulse massacre. In America, only some deaths are considered grievable. The rest of us are just "collateral damage."

Life is horrible. Here's a stupid little video of me opening a box. #labubu #popmart #pinforlove

“I think it's worth it. It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal." - Charlie Kirk

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Ophelia and Sunshine are being very judgy today. #labubu #popmart

My goddaughter is giving me the abridged version of KPop Demon Hunters by fast-fowarding anything that isn't a song. I don't feel like I'm missing much.

I would be happy if I never heard the name Graham Linehan again, but I do feel the need to comment, because the nature of a lot of the abuse trans people receive is straight up sexual harassment, but is not recognized as such because the victim is trans. What Glinner is doing is sexual harassment.

Mothman wants you to read The Atrocities. us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

Wholesome:

The world kind of sucks and the news is depressing, so I put a stupid hat on my stupid Tempura Labubu and now I can't stop laughing at him.

This painting gives me a visceral reaction. Artist: Ron Francis Hope

Just for a second, take a step back, and remember that these are the actions of a 56 year old man towards a 17 year old girl.

We all share a common enemy.

"Trans people asked for too much too fast" means "Trans people suggested we respect them and that made us paranoid about slipping up and getting cAnCeLeD so we decided to annihilate them to alleviate that fear."

Liberals are starting to say shit like, "trans people asked for too much too fast," and I'll remind your souless asses that we actually didn't ask for anything. we were minding our own business and quietly improving our healthcare and you (cis) decided to do a pogrom against us for no reason.

Happy little friends

Every now and then my phone forgets where I live and gives me the weather forecast for Dad's house. Today its raining.

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The victims and their children have been threatened!!! Moments ago from the Epstein Victims Press Conference

Telling marginalized people they need to be the bigger person is an instant block. These scumbags do not respond to reason, politeness, pleading. They have proven this. You decide how to comport yourself. I decide how to comport myself. Keep the sanctimonious kumbaya shit away from me.

So, watched the new Superman movie (without giving money to Mr Gunn, I must add) and... h'mm. I feel like they're trying really hard to make it Guardians of the Galaxy. Also, really not happy with what they've done to the Engineer. Love that girl. She deserved better.

the only thing I don't get about the sexy Watto meme is that it doesn't also involve Sebulba. That's the only thing. The only thing.

I had so much fun playing Pim's therapist in their new video on Silent Hill Shattered Memories. Go check out our work! <3

I may be shit at sewing, but I can knit like a bastard. Very proud of this. Basedvon a pattern by AboutYarn on Etsy.

My latest method for avoiding writing is attempting to make stuff that is the knitted for my Labubu. Thi gs like this dress, which somehow makes her look like a little old lady AND a vintage tea cosy all at once.

There are interdimensional portals all over the British countryside. You just have to look.

"This is all a distraction." No, this is fascism. This is an authoritarian regime that is becoming more controlling every day. They're dismantling aspects of the government they don't like while funneling money into concentration camps and a giant army of masked gestapo members.

Impressed at how 28 Years Later managed to wreck the vibe of the entire franchise in the last 3mins.

So that's a labubu

They're breeding like tribbles!!