IT'S MORPHIN TIME

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Watching a movie where a nurse blindly administers a massive dose of painkillers because it's on a chart and 'Dr knows best!' but in my entire life working in healthcare I have never met a nurse who wouldn't see something like that, quietly curse the dr's name, then call pharmacy to check the dose.

remove the plane from the air and garnish with lemon - serve

Tomorrow is my 40th birthday. If you enjoy my work, I just ask that you share my newsletter post below 💜 That would be a gift to me, to help me share my work with others and hopefully find an audience who appreciates it

Can I interest you in a kiwi? They are basically the bird version of the Fresno Nightcrawlers.

Ruin a movie title by replacing a word with "fart" 20,000 Farts Beneath The Sea.

If you see this, post a monster!

You need therapy not AI. YOU NEED THERAPY NOT AI.

Quote your art with glasses on! 😎 (I will always take the opportunity to share this one around again 😅) #artsky #arttrain

I'm off work for a week, so that means it's time to paint my nails! *happy goth noises*

Here is a very important video of an otter having his head stroked.

Coming soon from @dreampunkpress.bsky.social - an anthology of gothic horror themed around teeth. Due out 6th October featuring my tale of betrayal, adventure and strange anatomy, 'His Precious Smile.' Read more on my blog diebooth.wordpress.com/2026/05/14/a... #booksky #horrorsky #horrorbooks

I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard

I have a degree in midwifery. Most of that degree is about how to spot the signs that mother or baby is in mortal danger, and what to do when it happens. Birth is fucking dangerous & if you bring Sedric's attitude into the labour ward, the midwife will make sure its fucking dangerous for you too.

I just want to say, @wandatalk.bsky.social was kind enough to reach out to me and help me purchase a very lovely thing from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social I've had a rough time lately and this kindness has been amazing. I cannot fully articulate how grateful I am. ❤️

BUT THERE SHOULD BE

Mama and baby dragon

Steve is trying to remain positive at work today.

Humanity does not deserve dogs. <3

My lady 🖤 #artsky #ocsky #scifi #cyberpunk

SHAMELESS PET FODDER.

"the wheels fell off" used to be a joke

Somebody please buy this. He needs a home and I cant afford him.

My experience with this fascinating people is that they are, but not in the way you expect.

Bestie has an opportunity to make their life better but needs some help funding the move. Please donate to Rei's relocation fund! It sucks that they'll be far away but I know they'll be happier for it. gofund.me/0857e1d9f

Morning 😂.

One day I will be able to afford a comission from HolBat. Until then, please just go look at this awesome art.

it's #webcomicday wow cool neat! there are over 300 pages of LIES WITHIN ready for u to read over at lieswithincomic.com and also, i'm working on a SECOND DRAFT of lies within, the first chapter of which you can grab on patreon! that's right! two cakes

Word. We must always be polite and calm, even as people question our right to exist and legislate against our right to have healthcare (or vote, or travel without being asked for our documents, or whichever particular manifestation of bigotry is being perpetrated against a given group.

Gods forbid these parents learn to use earplugs. Sure, they may not be as comfortable as not using them, but you have to weigh the discomfort against hearing your adult children doinking their partners in the next room.

A very pointless hill that I am happy to die on: skulls on jewlery should be silver, not gold*. Gold majes them look cheap. Silver makes them look elegant and sinister. I have no strong opinion on the inclusion of gems. *white gold/platinum/steel is fine.

I saw the same chart on a serious looking site about bites and am very confused

Today I attended a Lord of the Rings themed wedding. Here are pictures of me dressed as a hobbit, which I honestly enjoyed a bit too much and might just keep on doing.

The security camera on the coach makes me look like a sleep deprived elderly Japanese man, which in fairness is slightly better than what I normally look like.

Conker brown nails. Hard to show the colour. Paintong them on a moving bus may have been a mistake.

Offering you a light in this endless dark 🕯️✨ #art #bodypositiveart #waxplay

An early birthday present to myself. ❤️

Today I have half a left over jacket potato (with cheese) for lunch, and the undisguised jelousy from my coworkers over it is almost as delicious as the potato itself. Its the simple things in life.

Using the rules of linear perspective to combat ai slop can I get a hell yeah

The type of shi painted on the side of a sweet lookin van

Every now and then I find myself thinking about how Gollum went from zero to literally murdering his friend in around 60 seconds the very first time he saw the One Ring. I feel like that means he wasn't just weak when he encountered it. The seed of evil was most likely already there.

Watching people trying to get non-insane, useless answers out of AI has the same energy as watching people in Dungeons and Dragons trying to negotiate wishes with a vengeful genie.

Should be instantly disbarred. Could you imagine spending time incarcerated because of slop?

one must exercise discretion and inner peace when attempting to procure the proper gherkin from its holy vessel

I don’t want to hear about “cringe culture is holding people back” when I’m currently drowning in a sea of jar jar bink’s big naturals. Clearly no one is being held back.

For me it's Aliens 3 (fantastic movie, flawed but I love it) and the new Dune movies. I saw a lot of people complaining they were slow and boring, and it's like... do you not like the building of tension? They give me chills. And I love the ship and building designs.

Tesco, emailing me this terrifying motherfucker to me on a Sunday morning is an act of war, what the fuck, no I will not meet Plumbert I will destroy Plumbert