Make a Bond movie casual Live and Let Dine With Me

Thank you for folding shopping bag.

Notice the silly moo in the front of picture. Don't like her colour scheme much. (Don't like her much either.)

Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs In Blankets #xmasbands

I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.

Is this the greatest crossover in TV history? youtu.be/Dkl5STe_V0o?...

Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."

the three genders

if your coffee smells of sausages, there's a fair chance you've accidentally made yourself a cup of sausages.

@catswithjobs.bsky.social Fire warden 🧑‍🚒

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Possibly the greatest local news story Im going to see this year, and it’s only March

Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history Britain: hold my beer youtu.be/KleEVpDU6Ys?...

Halfway through running an outdoor 5k I realised I'd forgotten to put any shorts on. To be fair, my boxers leave more to the imagination than a lot of people's running gear.

My friend who lives in America showed me this unhinged official Cadbury's mini eggs recipe and now you must contend with it too

Music fans what’s your favourite note? I’d have to say mine is Middle C. You just can’t beat the classics!

Enhance a TV title by changing a word to "fuck" Dr Fuck Fuck Who Fuck Peter

Zarathustra can't even Speak Thus nowadays because of woke

“You want the moon on a stick.”

Make a band meatier Meatier Puppets

Friday!

Make a band meatier The Black Pudding Murder

Asterisks are ****ing great. I swear by them.

What a dreadful year it has been.

Oh it’s nothing. Just Aliexpress advertising firearms to UK customers on Instagram…

Nous sommes à Skegness pour travailler à Woolworths.

Thanks Kevin, here's the 2024 edition: medium.com/@tomwhitwell...

With Victoria Beckham in the news, I’ll trot out my (nice) VB story; 15 yrs ago I was out 1 night running with a pal who works with disabled kids. The school had started a fundraiser to buy a lad a special £££ wheelchair. She’d emailed the Bs foundation to see if they would donate for a raffle…

Edvard Monster Munch

I'd be much more concerned by a politician who hasn't criticised Trump in the past than one who has. The use of this as a gotcha speaks volumes.

Did you know that the council are knocking down the prefabs.

Someone’s allergic to Dreamies

Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them *are* Capes.

The BBC has made its sound effects archive openly available online! The descriptions are pretty great, although I'd love to be able to browse/filter by program as well sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk 📚📜

1st concert: Bon Jovi last: Tragedy: All Metal Tribute to the Bee Gees & Beyond worst: Bon Jovi loudest: Green Lung best: Ghost seen the most: Tragedy most surprising: Def Leppard happy i got to see: Whitesnake wish i could have seen: Queen (ft Freddie Mercury next: Green Lung

“Officers arriving at the scene found the victim had been bound to a stretcher and pumped full of midazolam, vecuronium bromide, and potassium chloride in what we have determined was an execution-style killing,” said state police spokesperson Raymond Perk.

"It's simple, Prime Minister: X is for people who think that Britain is about to lock up everyone who isn't woke, Bluesky is for people who think that sounds like a terrific idea, and Threads is for people who have no idea what either of the others are on about."

I have a large homosexual following. I have to walk slowly though, so that he can keep up.