David Willerton
@davidwillerton.bsky.social
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sausage-brain. micro-influencer. self-parody account. blue dinosaur.
Make a Bond movie casual Live and Let Dine With Me
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Postcard From The Past
28 days ago
Thank you for folding shopping bag.
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Postcard From The Past
28 days ago
Notice the silly moo in the front of picture. Don't like her colour scheme much. (Don't like her much either.)
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Mark Osterloh
28 days ago
Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs, Pigs In Blankets
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Grumpelstiltskin
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
about 1 month ago
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Moose Allain
about 2 months ago
I’m not a great political analyst, but I do feel Labour have made a tactical error by opting to be cunts.
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ChinnyVision
2 months ago
Is this the greatest crossover in TV history?
youtu.be/Dkl5STe_V0o?...
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Roy Jay The Little And Large Show 31 12 1983
YouTube video by Lee G Crime
https://youtu.be/Dkl5STe_V0o?t=96
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Aaron Rupar
3 months ago
Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."
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David Lewis
4 months ago
the three genders
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Glennyrodge
4 months ago
if your coffee smells of sausages, there's a fair chance you've accidentally made yourself a cup of sausages.
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Ghostcards
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@catswithjobs.bsky.social
Fire warden 🧑‍🚒
8 months ago
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The Onion
9 months ago
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
https://theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375/
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Alan White
9 months ago
Possibly the greatest local news story Im going to see this year, and it’s only March
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Count Mysterioso
10 months ago
Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history Britain: hold my beer
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Count Arthur Strong: Arthur & John Shuttleworth
YouTube video by Count Arthur Strong
https://youtu.be/KleEVpDU6Ys?si=al-jcbHnBvDk0pQu
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fesshole đź§»
10 months ago
Halfway through running an outdoor 5k I realised I'd forgotten to put any shorts on. To be fair, my boxers leave more to the imagination than a lot of people's running gear.
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Ghostcards
10 months ago
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sean morley
10 months ago
My friend who lives in America showed me this unhinged official Cadbury's mini eggs recipe and now you must contend with it too
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
10 months ago
Music fans what’s your favourite note? I’d have to say mine is Middle C. You just can’t beat the classics!
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Enhance a TV title by changing a word to "fuck" Dr Fuck Fuck Who Fuck Peter
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10 months ago
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Edith
10 months ago
Zarathustra can't even Speak Thus nowadays because of woke
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The Museum of English Rural Life
10 months ago
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“You want the moon on a stick.”
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Make a band meatier Meatier Puppets
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12 months ago
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🎵 Harv the Herald Angels 🎵
12 months ago
Friday!
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Make a band meatier The Black Pudding Murder
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12 months ago
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Moose Allain
12 months ago
Asterisks are ****ing great. I swear by them.
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Postcard From The Past
about 1 year ago
What a dreadful year it has been.
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Oh it’s nothing. Just Aliexpress advertising firearms to UK customers on Instagram…
about 1 year ago
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Postcard From The Past
about 1 year ago
Nous sommes Ă Skegness pour travailler Ă Woolworths.
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about 1 year ago
Thanks Kevin, here's the 2024 edition:
medium.com/@tomwhitwell...
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52 things I learned in 2024
This year I took a sabbatical, recorded a podcast with Freakonomics, designed and shipped a tiny modular synthesiser, and learned many…
https://medium.com/@tomwhitwell/52-things-i-learned-in-2024-75efffe44f15
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Simon Pegg
about 1 year ago
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Mr Snodes
about 2 years ago
With Victoria Beckham in the news, I’ll trot out my (nice) VB story; 15 yrs ago I was out 1 night running with a pal who works with disabled kids. The school had started a fundraiser to buy a lad a special £££ wheelchair. She’d emailed the Bs foundation to see if they would donate for a raffle…
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Olaf Falafel
about 1 year ago
Edvard Monster Munch
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Ian Dunt
about 1 year ago
I'd be much more concerned by a politician who hasn't criticised Trump in the past than one who has. The use of this as a gotcha speaks volumes.
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Postcard From The Past
about 1 year ago
Did you know that the council are knocking down the prefabs.
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Paul
about 1 year ago
Someone’s allergic to Dreamies
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
about 1 year ago
Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them *are* Capes.
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Simon Pegg
about 1 year ago
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Sarah Polkinghorne
over 1 year ago
The BBC has made its sound effects archive openly available online! The descriptions are pretty great, although I'd love to be able to browse/filter by program as well
sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk
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BBC Sound Effects
BBC Sound Effects
https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/
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1st concert: Bon Jovi last: Tragedy: All Metal Tribute to the Bee Gees & Beyond worst: Bon Jovi loudest: Green Lung best: Ghost seen the most: Tragedy most surprising: Def Leppard happy i got to see: Whitesnake wish i could have seen: Queen (ft Freddie Mercury next: Green Lung
over 1 year ago
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William Lamb
over 1 year ago
“Officers arriving at the scene found the victim had been bound to a stretcher and pumped full of midazolam, vecuronium bromide, and potassium chloride in what we have determined was an execution-style killing,” said state police spokesperson Raymond Perk.
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Man Found Strapped To Gurney, Injected With Poison In Execution-Style Killing
BARTLESVILLE, OK—Expressing horror as they described the brutal nature of the killing, law enforcement officials confirmed Monday that local man Aaron Turney had been found strapped to a gurney and in...
https://theonion.com/man-found-strapped-to-gurney-injected-with-poison-in-execution-style-killing/
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Robert Hutton
over 1 year ago
"It's simple, Prime Minister: X is for people who think that Britain is about to lock up everyone who isn't woke, Bluesky is for people who think that sounds like a terrific idea, and Threads is for people who have no idea what either of the others are on about."
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Mr Roger Quimbly
over 1 year ago
I have a large homosexual following. I have to walk slowly though, so that he can keep up.
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HappyToast
over 1 year ago
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