Crikey - Prince on #totp 😀 “So…we’ll start off with some reggae landfill…”

Pub?

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

@bsky.app be like the paintings of Disney characters on ice cream vans that are just a bit…off.

een enj ing uesky today

Still traumatised by seeing Leonard’s auld fella on This Life yesterday #TheArchers

The last thing I want to listen to is anyone else’s bloody medical appointments #TheArchers

Phwoar!

Phew, that was like them mad astronaut fellas losing contact for a bit on re-entry.

Skiing stories. Always a crowd pleaser. #TheArchers

Just turned #TheArchers on and I’ve heard Bert for the first time.

Not sure this is quite the bright future Judith Hann and Michael Rodd promised me…

New Order may be many things but they so aren’t Rock and Roll.

HARRY: We drank a toast then we smashed our glasses in the fireplace. Pausing to pick up the bent frames, I staggered half-blind from the room. (Goon Show S3 E22, 14 Apr 1953. Script by Larry Stephens & Spike Milligan. Edited by Jimmy Grafton.)

Annie Jones, who played Jane in Neighbours, just mentioned an upcoming auction for one of the most iconic pieces of 80s art - Mrs Mangle’s portrait. Imagine owning this! Iconic! www.instagram.com/anniejonesxx...

The coda of Complete Control

Hungary like the Golf

My local non league team are 8 steps below the premiership - what a gate for their division winning game yesterday - Non League footie is really on the up.

As I had a laugh at Arsenal yesterday, for the sake of balance I’ll also add that I’m having a right old chuckle at Spurs today, too. (I’m crying about Watford, tho)

Spring still sprung

Not my best www.maptap.gg April 12 85🎓 91👑 98🎯 83😁 78👏 Final score: 855

Try this with Billy and you’d never play the violin again.

At this rate, the phrase “nah mate, he’s Arsenalled it” is going to become a thing for years to come. 😮

Britain is home to almost half of the world’s bluebells, found in ancient or semi-natural woodlands, flowering in April and May. 'Bluebell woods' by contemporary UK painter Susan Entwistle #WomensArt

Can’t wait for the Tunnock’s takes to hit FB in 5 days, just after the ‘let’s all dress up as monkeys while they’re away’ ones.

If I was the Artemis fellas I’d just be denying I’d even seen the moon, even though there was photographic evidence.

Boom… www.maptap.gg April 11 100🎯 99🎯 94🏅 92🏆 99🎯 Final score: 960

A white dove playing Peregrine Roulette at Belper Mill this afternoon.

Off to this tomorrow - highlight being that 23 is accompanying me to enjoy some mid 70s jazz. Nice. www.barbican.org.uk/whats-on/202...

If Carling Black Label was rebranded as “Ibeeria” with a cool picture of a bull on it it would fly out of the taps at an extra 75p a pint.

Not bad - 2nd US one got me www.maptap.gg April 10 97🔥 99🎯 89🎉 81🌟 95🏅 Final score: 902

‘It’s the promises tree, Lynda…someone’s written one that says “A hand shandy” and put the Bull’s phone number on it…’ #TheArchers

If Franks can’t get “In many ways, Jesus is like someone sweeping up the church” out of this, he’s an utter amateur #TheArchers

E’en, chillers #TheArchers

Miles out on Africa www.maptap.gg April 9 99🎯 86🎓 90👑 74🤗 28😥 Final score: 671

Y'know, we're nearly 6 years on from I'm Dill Dandin, and I'm still wondering if this was basically some kind of coded message youtu.be/SnPPwBIAenw?...

The BBC haven’t featured budgies this prominently since Charlie Carolli’s circus. #TheArchers #onefortheteenagers

Good one today www.maptap.gg April 8 94🏅 98🎯 94🏅 96🔥 99🎯 Final score: 965

We’ve crossed the rubicon here - everyone thinks everyone thinks stamps are still 27p but in effect everyone thinks 6 stamps are £12 so this feels like a price cut.

Hmm - low to aversge today www.maptap.gg April 7 93🏆 91👑 76🌞 88🎉 77👏 Final score: 831

Anyone who’s had the pleasure of trying to get to Stratford International station after your team’s played West Ham at the London Stadium would beg to differ.

It wouldn't be Easter Monday without seeing Lesley Judd trying out an electric horse. She's not getting off that contraption in a hurry...

Courtesy of @squarewindowpod.bsky.social and Bernard Manning (!) ‘Man in the high street sees loads of people running so he stops one and asks ‘what’s up?’, bloke replies “a lion’s escaped from the zoo!” ‘What way did it go?’ says the man “Well, we’re not bloody chasing it!”

A couple of repeats here, tho www.maptap.gg April 6 94🏅 91👑 98🎯 95🏅 85🎓 Final score: 921

NGL, I’m going off this lot.

Have started the Celebrity Pilgramage thing on BBC2 and no one could convince me Chris Morris isn’t behind it.

Referee: “You know the rules, and so do I”

It’s Peggy’s work from beyond the grave! #TheArchers