Average today www.maptap.gg May 5 90👑 98🔥 90👑 98🔥 73🤗 Final score: 881

Always love to be reminded of this. A lot of it was hand-stitched too. Really amazing, precise work. Women’s work is so often minimised and forgotten.

I know what all of these words mean but this combination of them might as well be in Urdu.

Just been down to the local May Fayre. The falconry display was abandoned as one of the birds absconded and the bloke had to go off to find it, then there was a (dog) fight at the dog show.

I like the way they manage having dogs in one of my local cafes

Thrown by Tunisia www.maptap.gg May 4 99🎯 87🎓 97🔥 79✨ 71😂 Final score: 830

Bit of morning planting then smashing posh lunch in a country pub for pal’s stag and back home watching the Attenborough Chaplin bio, which I’ve be never seen. 👍

Dogs’ reactions when you ask them if they want a walk.

Cracking show @craufurdarmsmk.bsky.social by Moving Pictures

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We’re being pushed at work to use AI more. Feels very much like when Father Ted bought Mrs Doyle a tea making machine.

Doh. Looking at the massive Pacific, im still gobsmacked that my BiL sailed a little yacht from Mexico to Australia, just him and his gf www.maptap.gg May 2 67🙂 91🏆 88🎉 95🏅 55🤨 Final score: 784

This is marvellous. All you need to know is that at one point it involves Tom being sexually harassed by a priapic Orang Utan. open.spotify.com/show/0luKPKr...

Oz, tho… www.maptap.gg May 1 89🎉 97🔥 91🏆 85🎓 49🫣 Final score: 770

Watching #BBCQT I think there’s a real opening for a political party that’s not mad, useless or corrupt.

Watching Flintoff taking the young Preston lads to India when he has his accident. There’s a lot of dust in this room.

One of my favourite moments on twitter was when I tweeted "Accidentally said "Many thank you" to a woman in a shop." and got hundreds of replies about various misfortunes. (it's still there if you want to look). This was one of the highlights.

Boom www.maptap.gg April 30 89👑 96🔥 96🔥 98🔥 91👑 Final score: 944

“The Young Mangel”

🤞🤞 #TheArchers

Bert’s like Joe, but without any wit or charm. The “Poochie” of Ambridge #TheArchers

First Iain and Adam scene for, what, two years? #TheArchers

Got an ooh for the German one www.maptap.gg April 29 97🔥 93🏆 95🏅 99🎯 89👑 Final score: 944

“The throne of England and all of our wealth was simply given to us because we’re a jolly nice bunch who look good in crowns”

Never change, Bluesky, never change…

Blew out on the South Pacific www.maptap.gg April 28 98🎯 98🎯 91👑 93🏆 48🫣 Final score: 801

Crikey - bit of a cliff edge for quizzers with not only Uni Challenge, Mastermind and Only Connect series ending but no Bluffers or Face the Music either.

Won’t feel so much like “We” when it comes to the stitches, Erik #TheArchers

“Yes, I can hear you Erik Fandango” #TheArchers

Average today www.maptap.gg April 27 99🎯 94🏅 77👏 96🏅 84😁 Final score: 887

Nice afternoon looking after the castle again

Bloody hell - this place has been going for years and its “welcome to all” approach has done loads for bridging the straight and gay communities. 😡 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Sorry, why did they abandon the Ambridge team for a pub team? #TheArchers

New “Live Laugh Love” just dropped.

Mobile florists in an old ice cream van

If this time travel experiment works, I should be able to go from here and now and reappea—

Back from that there Dublin. Lots of fun.

“Just For Men to You” #beatleshair

Read Chile as China 😢😂www.maptap.gg April 24 96🔥 96🔥 95🏅 92🏆 0😭 Final score: 658

Last night in Dublin topped off with a collab of University College music students doing a mash up of trad Irish and Javanese gamelan music with a guest appearance from Liam of the Hothouse Flowers, as you do.

Third day in Dublin (Dun Laoghaire)

Pretty safe bet that every website that asked for your data before flogging it to China had an extensive Privacy Policy that assured you they wouldn’t do that.

More like it www.maptap.gg April 23 96🏅 99🎯 91👑 85🎓 94🏅 Final score: 914

Rule 1 of Marathon Club - literally no-one is interested in why you’re running it. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Chelsea be like “where’s OUR attention, then, hmm? HMM?”

Second day in Dublin

Apropos of nothing much, I once met a man from Zanzibar - we were on a night-shift preparing in-flight meals in an industrial kitchen in Croydon. I asked why he left. ’To see the world.’ he replied. We both laughed.