I’ve just noticed that Teams preserves the reactions even if you edit a post. Next time my boss gives me a thumbs-up I’m changing it to be a request for a pay rise.

This is where I post from

Remember, Scott Adams won't see your posts focusing on his late-career bigotry, but J.K. Rowling might.

Has there ever been any poll showing the public this united? yougov.co.uk/technology/a...

(post includes a graph which shows what the text outlines) So it turns out that the public that voted out the Tories in favour of a left-wing party actually want left-wing policies. Who could ever have foreseen this‽

"The Labour Party is dead and gone. People need to let go of it." Exactly this.

I dunno, I kinda imagined they’d be doing it in heels

Oh, and I just remembered! Move Your Feet by Junior Senior had an *excellent* video.

Woman opposite me just ordered “Tap water. With no ice if that’s possible.”

Put my new sheets on! I can’t wait to try them out* *not in a sexual way** **but a little bit in a sexual way

i hope the first one works because i just don’t think i can fit a second one in there

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up

Post your favourite Star Trek character, wrong answers only.

Without revealing your age, stop using X

If a new app was produced which had, as its core features, the generation of sexual deep fake images of children and calls for a violent global far-right revolution, then not only would it be swiftly banned, but you wouldn't have a single mainstream politician willing to associate themselves with it

Nice

these images exist now, have been saved & stored, will be shared, & will resurface again & again: X / Musk must be prosecuted for enabling the nudification process, users creating nudification must be prosecuted, & the images must be tracked & deleted.

I made a Swiss roll today. She was NOT happy about it.

Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule. 1. Quick Homer Simpson impression 2. Learn about bushcraft 3. Watch silly British comedy 4. Remove weeds in garden 5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.

Remember: It is a mystery to every journalist and pundit why this Labour government are so roundly and universally detested.

Colombian President Petro commenting on the US; “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."

Starmer and Farage both drape themselves in flags but once again it's really clear where their loyalty really is. It's Trump first. They will always be on the side of the super rich and powerful - no matter how heinous the crime. This is not patriotism. It's subservience.

Starting 2026 with the same Big Dick Energy I started 2025.

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this is all happening because 80,000 people in the 6 states where votes actually count googled "joe bidon still presdinant?" on election day morning

India taking the lead in fighting child porn *even* if its distributed by billionaires which is considered a mitigating factor in the US and EU

they should invent a year that's better than the one before it

Heard yer boyfriend asks for a knife and fork in Wagamama’s.

The billionaire President is mad that a member of Congress didn't help him enough with his pedophilia scandal, so rural Colorado has to keep drinking contaminated water.

Guy in Greggs insisted I take a bottle of Ribena off his hands and even gave me 15p to do it…

Hi, I’m electrocution.

Thanks

2026 is the year of the what? (🐎)

After enduring years of hell from the other side, many people hoped for kindness & truth. Instead, they received more misinformation, & outright cruelty to vulnerable people. It's not hard to understand why so many natural Labour supporters have fled. This simply isn't the Labour Party any more.

RIP 2025. I guess we shouldn’t have sent you out for one last job with a Rookie partner one day before your retirement.

There is an undeniable shared understanding in humanity. When people see "I hope this year it will happen" there is not a slightest doubt what "it" means.

Happy New Year everyone!

For those keeping track at home, I’m about to get into the bath.

starmer is unpopular because he is not meaningfully different than the tories. labour voters want labour policies, not tory policies. mystery solved

Feeder - Just A Day Blur - Song 2 Radiohead - Just Tenacious D - Tribute

In a restaurant with maybe 50 tables of which 6 are occupied. My sister asked for a mocktail and they said they’re not doing mocktails at the moment because the bar is too busy. 🤷‍♀️ They do have an epic Christmas tree though.

I remember thinking “why would they open Jurassic Park again? All those people died!” Or “why would they have another summer camp at Crystal Lake after Jason killed all those people for seven consecutive movies?” but it’s gotten to the point with things where it’s like yeah they’d do that for money

I’ve just seen a man with as many noses as there are days in the year.

I was once waiting to pay in Zara - the only man in a queue of women. Somebody let rip the most awful, stinking, chewy fart I have ever had the misfortune to witness. The other members of the queue all looked at me in disgust. I have no idea which one of them was truly responsible.

Been at my Mum’s house for 3 days and I only just worked out why I can’t get a proper lather when I wash my hands.