I want to hear more shouting at Ruaarrii. #TheArchers

Maybe Helen will fall for McStereotype and fuck off to Scotland. #TheArchers

Sorry, Lilian, but your son is and always has been a total arserope. #TheArchers

This gets better and better! #TheArchers

I'm so angry with the government that I've just signed off an email to my MP with 'regards'.

'Pigs dying to make sausages,' warns butcher.

Hahahahahahahahaha. In your face, Tom. #TheArchers

Fuck off and die, Tom. #TheArchers

All of the most hateful people in the world in a confined space together. What can possibly go wrong? #TheArchers

Tom: never not a bellend. #TheArchers

From the team which brought you Borsetshire Breaks: Dream Scottish Castles dot com. #TheArchers

Rail worker who saved passengers from stabbings leaves hospital and is instantly deported by Shabana Mahmood. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

@kernow27.bsky.social, give me your opinion. I've just cut a dead ash out of my hedge. At the base it was so tangled with ivy that it had made one massive lump of ivy and ash fused together. D'you reckon if I chop this down and turn it it will or fly apart, or can I get it to stay as one piece?

Soooo... as of this morning the Matt household has a new member.

I'm so grateful that the cruel, voids of empathy who government us weren't in power in 1936 when my grandmother was sent to UK as a child refugee. Labour are the beyond contempt. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

For a minute I thought Jeffrey Boakye was going to choose Coldplay and I would have to lose all respect for him. #AddToPlaylist

No one says that, Kate, you filthy hippy. #TheArchers

"You'll be fine. You just pop out a baby then run away." #TheArchers

It's been a long week and now I'm having more Rex inflicted on me. #TheArchers

Post an image that will always make you laugh

Dysfunctional family, crooked business dealing, stupid accents... they're not that dissimilar. #TheArchers

"When are they coming? Kirsty did say but I couldn't be arsed to listen." #TheArchers

"Shall we explain the ecological benefits of beavers to each other like normal human conversation?" #TheArchers

Halfway through the episode before I realised it was Phoebe. #TheArchers

My christmas cactus is flowering. It's only November, for fucks sake.

I should basically be king of the world by now.

Amber doesn't sound sold on the idea... #TheArchers

How *did* he afford it? #TheArchers

That didn't go entirely to plan... #TheArchers

Beavercam on the village website is going to bring a lot of traffic. But perhaps not the sort they want. #TheArchers

George lost a year of his life because of his own stupid actions, Susan. #TheArchers

Wonder what they'll play at his funeral. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Just booked to go and meet a rescue greyhound at a shelter on Saturday. I'm trying not to get too excited in case it doesn't work out.

Petition: Limit the sale of fireworks to those running local council approved events only petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Will has Jamie Oliver books? Will can read? #TheArchers

Of all the improbable relationships in #TheArchers, Jakob and Kate is probably the most unlikely.

Monday.

Nosy shot the crow, Ruth. #TheArchers

George for new BBC DG? #TheArchers

Just been unblocking the drains, which is preferable to listening to this week's #TheArchers again.

Dickheads are setting off fireworks. Hopefully they'll accidentally set fire to themselves.

Oh my god, they cut him into four pieces??

In Tesco, It's Beginning To Feel A Lot Like Christmas came on and, without thinking, I said out loud "NO IT ISN'T!" Got a few funny looks.

Presumably a tenancy doesn't just automatically pass on to the next of kin. I can't imagine the owner will let someone with no experience take on the farm without some kind of rent negotiation? #TheArchers

Well done, Susan. I don't like George but he's served his time and should be allowed to get on with his life. #TheArchers

I am so over this shitty story. We cannot be expected to give a shit about someone who didn't exist two weeks ago and is now suddenly the whole focus. It's just bad writing. #TheArchers

"Dad and the farm were the same thing." "Well fitting Meadow Farm in the incinerator will be a fucker." #TheArchers