Matt
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Arboriculturist in Cornwall. Mostly here for
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I'm sure the hocketing singing is very *clever*, but it's horrible to listen to.
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about 8 hours ago
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I enjoyed Brian telling Adam to get stuffed. Hopefully Brian will live long enough to see Adam die penniless in a gutter.
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about 9 hours ago
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Jazzer's come in his kilt? Goodness.
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about 9 hours ago
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I will be boycotting the world cup because of the USA's appalling human rights abuses and slide towards fascism. This is as opposed to my normal boycotting of the world cup because football is a boring game for children.
about 22 hours ago
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Has Stella just not gone to work? Because she had a small argument with Pip? How does anyone in Ambridge hold down a job?
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1 day ago
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Helen's the superstar? I think Susan needs a dementia test.
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1 day ago
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Pip is such a massive steaming turd.
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1 day ago
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It's none of your fucking business, Susan, you self-important twat. I hope Tracey tells Helen to fuck off.
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1 day ago
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So, did Adam switch the spreadsheets around to make Brian look bad?
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2 days ago
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Regardless of the circumstances, this is true.
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3 days ago
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Really want to know the story behind this picture.
3 days ago
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Helen: OK, so Jack stabbed one of the other children but it's not like it was an important one. It was just one of the poor ones. It's not like its owners would care.
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3 days ago
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Roughing it today.
4 days ago
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Seven years ago and I've probably watched this hundreds of times but I still think this is the funniest thing ever to have happened.
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4 days ago
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Fucking hell, imagine if Pip ever had to deal with an actual problem.
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4 days ago
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In the news headlines earlier there was a story that a robot called D4RYL has been rejected from membership of the Magic Circle because it's "not human enough". Which seems fair enough until you remember that Paul Daniels was a member of the Magic Circle.
4 days ago
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I'm looking forward to hearing how Martyn can make the situation between Adam and Brian worse.
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5 days ago
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The SWs really get one idea and flog it to death sometimes. "I know, let's bang on constantly about elderly people being a pain for the next month!"
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5 days ago
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I always come back from dog walks with pockets full of litter and a renewed hatred for mankind.
5 days ago
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What's your sign?
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6 days ago
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I forget Spain have a king. It seems weird that countries other than the UK stick with an archaic system of venerating inbreds.
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6 days ago
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My wife and I are currently listening to Robert Johnson and discussing whether we'd sell our souls to the devil for musical ability.
6 days ago
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reposted by
Matt
Michael Spicer
7 days ago
Nigel Farage Listens to the News
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Not sure he's supposed to be there.
7 days ago
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Bloody hipsters.
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Scientists make sourdough bread using yeast found in 5,000-year-old mummy
Team now plans to see if they can use yeast strains harvested from Ötzi the Iceman to brew beer too
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7 days ago
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@actualnames.bsky.social
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Dick Head (footballer) - Wikipedia
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7 days ago
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I had no idea that George Martin produced Barwick Green, that's amazing!
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7 days ago
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Please let Adam shop Brian to the filth and both of them go to prison.
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7 days ago
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Esme and this cop are from the same part of Borsetshire, judging by the accents.
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7 days ago
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Regardless of what I think of Brian's behaviour, he speaks for all of us when he says Adam's not wanted.
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7 days ago
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This is such an unrealistically in depth conversation for before the alarm goes off. If for any reason we did wake up that early, it would just be grunting and maybe a strained "fuck off!"
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7 days ago
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'Busy brain' seems out of character for Ian.
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7 days ago
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We've just drawn the work world cup sweepstake. I've drawn Iraq, which as I understand it is bad.
8 days ago
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Get a fucking allotment, Akram!
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8 days ago
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Maybe Tom and Helen will fight to the death. Don't care whose. Hopefully both.
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8 days ago
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Maybe Helen could get unpaid sick people to milk her cows and churn her cheese.
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8 days ago
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Tom's going to sulk for a while.
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8 days ago
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Helen: My uncosted, unthought through idea is much more valid than your uncosted, unthought through idea!
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8 days ago
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Sundew. A cool carnivorous marsh plant.
8 days ago
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Spotted heath orchid.
8 days ago
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Man on the Moonraker
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8 days ago
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First Blair now Farage. For the second time in as many weeks, someone is so much of a cunt that I'm forced to agree with Starmer. I hate this so much.
9 days ago
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Just got home and found this waiting for me in the post! Thanks,
@academicarchers.bsky.social
!
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9 days ago
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I'm not sure this sheep objectification is appropriate.
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10 days ago
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Well this aged well.
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10 days ago
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Ed's entering his sheep? Gosh.
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10 days ago
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Brian's going to be pissed when he finds out Alice has gone over his head by asking Ed.
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10 days ago
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I assume that both Helen and Tom have ear-marked the money from Tony's cows. I really hope Tony's already blown it all on toy trains and antique tractor parts.
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11 days ago
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Why is Pat surprised? Tom is the most tory fucking tory in all of torydom. Of course he's thinking about private schooling.
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11 days ago
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I can't wait to hear Martyn's pearls of business wisdom.
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11 days ago
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