I'm sure the hocketing singing is very *clever*, but it's horrible to listen to. #AddToPlaylist

I enjoyed Brian telling Adam to get stuffed. Hopefully Brian will live long enough to see Adam die penniless in a gutter. #TheArchers

Jazzer's come in his kilt? Goodness. #TheArchers

I will be boycotting the world cup because of the USA's appalling human rights abuses and slide towards fascism. This is as opposed to my normal boycotting of the world cup because football is a boring game for children.

Has Stella just not gone to work? Because she had a small argument with Pip? How does anyone in Ambridge hold down a job? #TheArchers

Helen's the superstar? I think Susan needs a dementia test. #TheArchers

Pip is such a massive steaming turd. #TheArchers

It's none of your fucking business, Susan, you self-important twat. I hope Tracey tells Helen to fuck off. #TheArchers

So, did Adam switch the spreadsheets around to make Brian look bad? #TheArchers

Regardless of the circumstances, this is true. #TheArchers

Really want to know the story behind this picture.

Helen: OK, so Jack stabbed one of the other children but it's not like it was an important one. It was just one of the poor ones. It's not like its owners would care. #TheArchers

Roughing it today.

Seven years ago and I've probably watched this hundreds of times but I still think this is the funniest thing ever to have happened.

Fucking hell, imagine if Pip ever had to deal with an actual problem. #TheArchers

In the news headlines earlier there was a story that a robot called D4RYL has been rejected from membership of the Magic Circle because it's "not human enough". Which seems fair enough until you remember that Paul Daniels was a member of the Magic Circle.

I'm looking forward to hearing how Martyn can make the situation between Adam and Brian worse. #TheArchers

The SWs really get one idea and flog it to death sometimes. "I know, let's bang on constantly about elderly people being a pain for the next month!" #TheArchers

I always come back from dog walks with pockets full of litter and a renewed hatred for mankind.

What's your sign?

I forget Spain have a king. It seems weird that countries other than the UK stick with an archaic system of venerating inbreds.

My wife and I are currently listening to Robert Johnson and discussing whether we'd sell our souls to the devil for musical ability.

Nigel Farage Listens to the News

Not sure he's supposed to be there.

Bloody hipsters. share.google/6l7kZwJGjrcA...

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I had no idea that George Martin produced Barwick Green, that's amazing! #AddToPlaylist #TheArchers

Please let Adam shop Brian to the filth and both of them go to prison. #TheArchers

Esme and this cop are from the same part of Borsetshire, judging by the accents. #TheArchers

Regardless of what I think of Brian's behaviour, he speaks for all of us when he says Adam's not wanted. #TheArchers

This is such an unrealistically in depth conversation for before the alarm goes off. If for any reason we did wake up that early, it would just be grunting and maybe a strained "fuck off!" #TheArchers

'Busy brain' seems out of character for Ian. #TheArchers

We've just drawn the work world cup sweepstake. I've drawn Iraq, which as I understand it is bad.

Get a fucking allotment, Akram! #TheArchers

Maybe Tom and Helen will fight to the death. Don't care whose. Hopefully both. #TheArchers

Maybe Helen could get unpaid sick people to milk her cows and churn her cheese. #TheArchers

Tom's going to sulk for a while. #TheArchers

Helen: My uncosted, unthought through idea is much more valid than your uncosted, unthought through idea! #TheArchers

Sundew. A cool carnivorous marsh plant.

Spotted heath orchid.

Man on the Moonraker

First Blair now Farage. For the second time in as many weeks, someone is so much of a cunt that I'm forced to agree with Starmer. I hate this so much.

Just got home and found this waiting for me in the post! Thanks, @academicarchers.bsky.social! #TheArchers

I'm not sure this sheep objectification is appropriate. #TheArchers

Well this aged well. #TheArchers

Ed's entering his sheep? Gosh. #TheArchers

Brian's going to be pissed when he finds out Alice has gone over his head by asking Ed. #TheArchers

I assume that both Helen and Tom have ear-marked the money from Tony's cows. I really hope Tony's already blown it all on toy trains and antique tractor parts. #TheArchers

Why is Pat surprised? Tom is the most tory fucking tory in all of torydom. Of course he's thinking about private schooling. #TheArchers

I can't wait to hear Martyn's pearls of business wisdom. #TheArchers