Matt
@mattukernow.bsky.social
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Arboriculturist in Cornwall. Mostly here for
#TheArchers
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My research paper "the impact of temperature and precipitation on radial growth rates of street trees: a case study of Plymouth". Unfortunately it's behind a pay wall as I can't afford to publish it open access, but happy to send it to anyone who wants to read it.
www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....
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The impact of temperature and precipitation on radial growth rates of street trees: a case study of Plymouth, Southwest England
Growth rates of urban trees are poorly understood. Limited research has been undertaken to assess the impact of drought, temperature, and precipitation on trees in the urban environment. The annual...
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/03071375.2025.2491246
11 months ago
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Brian: Ah, Chris, my plan to entirely phase you out is nearly complete.
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about 17 hours ago
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Salty popcorn is an abomination.
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about 17 hours ago
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Dear SWs, I'm not watching Blue Lights, fuck off. God, I hope this won't be fucking Middlemarch all over again.
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about 17 hours ago
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My bank sent me an email with the subject "thinking of investing?" I wanted to email back saying, mate, you've seen my finances - do you really think I might be thinking of investing?
about 23 hours ago
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Sorry, are the choices really TV or dominoes? You could actually do something interesting instead.
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1 day ago
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I assume "Blue Lights" is a shite BBC cop show they're trying to flog a new series of?
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1 day ago
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Alice was done with men. So she went for Rex.
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1 day ago
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Doubt Jakob would care.
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1 day ago
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Wanting it to be a secret isn't a great start to a relationship.
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1 day ago
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I wouldn't answer if Kate rang me either.
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1 day ago
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Oh christ, more Rex and Alice. I've just eaten.
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1 day ago
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Why does Tony Blair think anyone gives a fuck what he thinks? Just fuck off and die, you irrelevant old twat.
2 days ago
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Neil A. Evans
4 days ago
Well
#thearchers
took a turn today.
@onambridge.bsky.social
@thecidershedpod.bsky.social
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I wondered what had happened to the cider club.
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4 days ago
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I thought Martha had a PhD in theoretical physics and was a member of Mensa and was a classically trained singer... and she can't even cross a road?
#TheArchers
4 days ago
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Why is everyone in Ambridge obsessed with Gari-fucking-baldis. They're so horrible.
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4 days ago
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Bridge Farm is in her heart. Like some sort of horrible infection.
#TheArchers
5 days ago
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Hopefully Helen will take the job and put Tracey in charge of the dairy. That'll upset Susan.
#TheArchers
5 days ago
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A meeting of great intellectual equals.
5 days ago
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A parcel which is supposed to have been delivered hasn't turned up. They've asked me to send them a photo as evidence. After a short argument on the absurdity of this, I've given up and provided the photo they asked for.
5 days ago
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Gool Peran lowen rag Kernow dhywgh oll. Happy St. Piran's Day to you all from Cornwall.
5 days ago
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Maybe Tony can join David's anti-vegan militia.
#TheArchers
6 days ago
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"How did you get the photos on the laptop?" "I scanned them." "BURN THE WITCH!"
#TheArchers
6 days ago
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For those who missed this sad news.
@cha0tic.bsky.social
will be much missed on here.
#TheArchers
add a skeleton here at some point
6 days ago
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"And the auditor's written 'Tom's a wanker' at the bottom..."
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6 days ago
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I imagine Starmer and his team reading this and thinking "oh my god, people want progressive left wing policies and reasoned political debate. We need to lurch further to the right!"
6 days ago
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Just figured out how to write equations in Word. I am so fucking pleased with myself. If I could somehow power my house on my own smugness right now, I'd be rich.
7 days ago
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This is unrelated to
#TheArchers
but my mate Rob once punched Damon Albarn.
add a skeleton here at some point
7 days ago
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So Reuben, who ever that is, is based on that cheese twat from Blur?
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7 days ago
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*sigh* Reuben?
#TheArchers
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7 days ago
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*sigh* Celia?
#TheArchers
7 days ago
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Caught the end of the comedy. Improv is invariably an excellent advert for scripts.
#TheArchers
7 days ago
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The 'stiff upper lip'/'man up' approach to grief. Excellent parenting, Brian.
#TheArchers
8 days ago
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Why would you shower *before* going to work in the pig unit...?
#TheArchers
8 days ago
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No fucking wonder the shower off wankers in charge are so completely out of touch with reality...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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MPs' pay to rise by 5% to £98,599 a year from April
Westminster's expenses watchdog says MPs are dealing with higher levels of complex casework and abuse.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgvrpvveyqo
8 days ago
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Adam, Tom, Helen, and Rex all in one episode. The SWs really hate us, don't they?
#TheArchers
9 days ago
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Heard my wife screaming in the other room and ran down to find out what had happened. Turned out Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush was on the radio and she was singing along.
9 days ago
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Had an email saying Yodel will deliver a parcel today. I look forward to finding out which of neighbour's bins they've put it in when they finally turn up in a fortnight.
10 days ago
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When did Kirsty become an estate agent?
#TheArchers
11 days ago
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Helen: Mum, Dad, can you take the kids? I'm moving to Scotland.
#TheArchers
11 days ago
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However will the dairy cope without Helen? ... Wonder if they've noticed she's not there?
#TheArchers
11 days ago
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Matt Goodwin is an example of the much less well publicised phenomenon, nominative contradeterminism.
11 days ago
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Matt
Birmingham Green Party
11 days ago
Hope has won.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cp...
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Green Party takes Gorton and Denton from Labour in first ever Westminster by-election win
Hannah Spencer wins the Manchester seat, ahead of Reform UK in second, with Labour pushed into third.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cp8rjk02r0jt
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Andrew, no!
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12 days ago
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If I were going to court for the right to arrest people protesting against genocide, I probably wouldn't dress as the Grand High Witch whilst doing it.
13 days ago
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Why would you assume you could do the van up in someone else's yard without checking?
#TheArchers
14 days ago
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It's a very cold environment to work in. And that's just Susan.
#TheArchers
14 days ago
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I'd like to hear an episode where Susan ineptly attempts to herd cows around the rewilding site without instruction whilst Kirsty yells abuse at her.
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14 days ago
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#TheArchers
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15 days ago
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Who's minding McStereotype's croft whilst he's in Ambridge rescuing orphans from burning buildings and rebuilding shelters for kittens?
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15 days ago
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