Enjoying yesterday’s win to the fullest and working on some patterns and kit wallpapers. #arsenal

As champions, Liverpool have absolutely bottled this season.

That’s quite funny in its own unique way.

Why aren't Liverpool playing scintillating attacking football and scoring loads of goals against a team that has lost its last 6 games? Could it be because Middlesex are defending with 11 players in and around their penalty area?

The shitness of both these teams is a great form of entertainment. #LIVTOT

Can’t help but think that Spurs away kit choice of ‘completely yellow’ is entirely fitting.

Should’ve played Kinsky.

It’s all funny. All of it.

A Right Fucking Oddball. #arightfuckingoddball

korean one! comms going wild the entire run 😂 thanks @kangrhee.bsky.social!

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Spurs or Marinakis. Frankly, either going down is worthy of celebration.

When it came down to it and it was 0-0 in a must win game for the title, Arteta turned to Max Dowman and that tells you everything about the boy’s talent.

This might be my favorite angle of all 🤩😍 thanks!

I haven’t looked forward to a MOTD as much as I’m looking forward to tonight’s, in fucking ages. Up the Arsenal!

Pep - he’s a creepy fucker.

Another great day of football. Fucking bask in it, Gooners.

Exciting news - instead of reporting another brewery closure, we’re delighted to announce that 8 Sail Brewery has a new owner. Founder Tony Pygott recently sold the much loved brewery to Edward Quigley, in a deal that will secure employment and supply of award winning beers. #bskybeer

Gah! LICK!

Shyness is nice And shyness can stop you From doing all the things in life You’d like to

Sometimes, football is erotic.

Haaland humbled here. Hooray.

🎶 ..shit Tottenham Hotspur, you’re just a shit Tottenham Hotspur… 🎶

Vinai, how’s it going over there at Spurs? Vinai:

This could be my favourite spurs. Immediate post-Sol-transfer spurs were also brilliantly entertaining - but this bunch of clowns? Incredible.

Tottnum fans discussing away days next season. This will be their last trip abroad, innit.

Football is - miraculously - still wonderful.

Perennial Spurs question:

Best thing that young keeper can do now is get off social media, get down to N5 and meet Thomas Frank for a pint and a laugh.

Spurs have killed a manager and a young goal keeper.

spurs.exe has stopped working

Tottenham be Tottenhamming.

That’ll do pig, that’ll do.

The science of racism with Professor Keon West

This is violent, sickening rhetoric. GB News commentator claiming here that non “indigenous” people are committing “genocide” against the UK. GB News is beyond the fucking pale

Just listening to that grotesque orange prick and it’s still genuinely shocking to me that someone like him is the US President, and that many look up to him. It reflects badly on humans that Trump has the power he has.

The Unbearables getting another lucky draw. You love to see it. 💅 The way it’s going we might get Grimsby in the Champions League final.

Sometimes, when I am sending a voice note (yes, I am one of those cunts) and I choose to delete it, I then continue to record myself apologising to the intended recipient and telling them that “I am deleting this voice note”, before then going on to give a reason. This has happened more than once.

We're going to bore the enemy to death

Give that bald prick a lifetime ban just for the fucking horrible thing he does with his mouth. Weird twat.

At least he knew to hide his face.

He's thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you ever done?

Liam Rosenior just gives off really weird vibes. I don’t trust him.

Aweeee... look at these Mansfield kids, so nice and polite towards Arsenal Lads 🥰😊🔉 via TNTsports

Now let’s smash a few in - be good to get Dowman on the scoreboard.