Name your top 15 TV shows ever: The Simpsons Cheers Knight Rider The Office The Day Today I’m Alan Partridge The Fast Show Father Ted Breaking Bad Peep Show Chernobyl Blackadder Stranger Things Spaced The Thick of It

This is a good opportunity to demonstrate again how the @greenparty.org.uk differs from Labour, Tories etc, @zackpolanski.bsky.social. Were these alleged comments made by a rival party candidate, I’d expect you to be all over it. Please be seen to act swiftly and competently.

“That’s why it’s a great product” says Martin Keown.

Let’s show them how it’s done at the Emirates. Toilet rolls? Nahhhhh. Throw actual shit at them. Just smuggle it into the stadium, in your bum.

If you were told, 10 years ago, that significant minutes in elite football would now be taken up by officials making their decisions, whilst we all just fucking wait for them to apply their experience of never kicking a fucking ball, you’d have told that person to “fuck off”. Yet here we are.

Being lined up by a Scouse sniper in that picture…

“Get on there and give us all a foggin heart attack “

That’s fucking bullshit, let’s be honest.

Nice stuff Arsenal. Happy for Gyokores too. He’ll get better with every goal, so hopefully there’s lots to come.

‘Mad Weklie’ is a decent nickname for Noni Madueke, to be fair to Ally McCoist*. *fucking “Allumcoice”

Up the fucking Gun

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Please let it work tonight. UTA

arsenal

I want to share this again and again and again…

People aren’t driven to blame and attack innocent Jews because of Israel and Netanyahu, they’re driven to it because they hate Jews. No one’s going around stabbing American expats for being American over the war in Iran.

Bloomberg is reporting that Predictstreet, Fifa's prediction markets sponsor, may have paid $150m to close the deal. Which raises the question of how the Abu Dhabi royal family-owned company - which has no working app, blockchain, stablecoin or prediction market product - will make its money back.

Nigel Farage asked on BBC news this morning if he'd debate with me. Says he's too busy with the local elections & it will just be a "big row." I've been asking him for months. Someone's running scared? Vote Green.

My house is 44 years older than the United States of America.

Fuck me. This is some match, eh?

Isn't it funny how British journalists can do this kind of analysis of what time of day Zack Polanski likes tweets, but totally missed Peter Mandelson defrauding the public for years until the Americans accidentally dropped him in it.

Guardiola is today’s Fergie.

I hope there’s a record take up of dodgy firesticks, and Sky cancellations. Shitcunts.

Fucking shite

Chelsea and Man City in the FA Cup final. No other English clubs have systematically ignored, bent or broken the rules like both have done. In terms of trophies won, no other English clubs have been as successful over the past decade and a half either. The moral of the story - is that there is none.

Ok this is pretty funny from Coventry fans 😂 We're going Arsenal, you're going Spu*rs... 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Sorry can't find the credit.

Not a great look for a manager to pick on an on-loan teenager from another country who may well have a hard time with language/adaptation when the team he joined has been a mess this season. A cheap and poorly aimed shot.

I was in the clock end on Sat, and it was fascinating to see us work a new corner. I can’t say I was any different to most supporters expressing frustration at the two short corners Madueke took to Odegaard. But they stuck at it… When Eze scored, you could see MO gesticulating to the supporters.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif.

fuck chelsea, chelsea shit

Idea for a Make America Great Again campaign video, but with archive footage of the more effective POTUS assassination attempts the US has always been associated with. Could go with the slogan “…we didn’t used to just shoot school children; MAGA!”

Huge thanks to @londonknee.bsky.social (and Mike!) for helping me get to the game yesterday, *and* good luck in the marathon!!

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I'm no fan of Piers Morgan, but this clip shows what a grifting charlatan Russell Brand is so effectively. Brand is so self confident yet so lazy, he wasn't prepared to be questioned on his newly found beliefs. It isn't as if sticky tabs or highlighters exist. Or that Bible verses are numbered.

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Prodigy ‘gon Prodigy. I’m still rattling from last night.

Thanks for all the re-posts. I’ve managed to get a ticket for today’s game - UTA!

@itsjoels.bsky.social cheers mate x

I am absolutely shite at recognising when someone is flirting with me. Like, comically bad at it. My mates would mock me about it. But something happened today that made me so happy. 1/?

London today - Prodigy tonight, and hopefully Arsenal tomorrow if I can find a spare ticket. If anyone knows of one, please let me know 🙏🏻

Post you in another country. Some (lovely) Greek island.

The richest man owns X. The second and fourth richest men control Google. The third richest man owns The Washington Post. The fifth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?

Love the snooker. Always reminds me of the old man.

I'd just like to say... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tottenham look like they’re going down. Chelsea look like they might be a season or two behind them. And City only scraping a 0-1 draw at Burnley, demonstrating that the pressure that comes with being top of the league for all of *checks motes* 20 minutes, is getting to them.

Marvellous to see Burnley enter the pitch promoting not just one, but two 100% illegal Asian-facing betting operators, 96.com and BK8, the second of which is thought to have been HQ'ed in Victory Paradise, one of Cambodia's worst cyber-slavery compounds. #greatestleagueintheworld

Peter Mandelson to Chelsea, I’m hearing. Good fit.

When you regret asking your aunt what’s in the stew she’s making: