When Your Party was announced The Greens were still niche. But it the interim, while YP has played Handforth Parish Council, the Greens have achieved massive progress and Polanski is proving to be a stronger operator than JC or ZS.

I’m increasingly thinking that we need a live stream from the Your Party conference because life right now is really tough for a lot of us, and some light relief might be found looking at these gobshites cosplaying as potential political leaders. Vote @greenparty.org.uk. #votegreen #yourparty

Immediately reminded me of this:

“No-one will talk about the disaster of Brexit”, says the segment of the media that bullied and ridiculed anyone who warned or talked about the disaster of Brexit.

Morning. Up the Arsenal. I fucking hate Chelsea.

Just look a few miles away in N5 - or a few years ago, when N5 won the league in N17. Twice. Inspiring.

You know what’s better than watching Spurs being awful? Watching Spurs being awful and knowing that their absolute shitness has directly contributed towards £1.66 turning into £70.

Spurs are so shit, they are making me feel guilty. Sometimes, jokes just go too far... Spurs is that joke, in football form.

And the bells rang out St Totteringham's Day

Bring Smith Rowe on and let the man cook

So let the boos ring out, For Tottenham

It's been decades since I last enjoyed football as much as I am at the minute

Just come home and seen the Spurs score… This is what I sent to my friend Lawrence, just now. He’s a scouser who finds Tottenham Hotspur very funny.

Wow - this guy must be really, REALLY bad with money if an extra £208 per month will “ruin” his retirement. Let’s take a look at his situation based on what he told the @Telegraph Because this does NOT add up! No, this is not a “poor pensioner” scrabbling around for pennies… 🧵1/9

Not long until the Green Party's production of a Christmas Carol! Follow the link to the Crowdfunder and here's some exclusive BTS footage:

A message to Vince Gasparro:

We are truly blessed. England's best midfielder AND Spain's best midfielder are wearing the red & white. What a time to be alive! 😉

Never. In. Doubt. #arsenal #uta

If you're annoying the Spectator, you must be doing something right I don't make the rules

The whole build-up and then the last line. 🤌🏾🤣

KIMMICH KIMICH KOMICH COMIC

Hopefully the cyber expert can show someone at the OBR the button that says ‘no’.

We may just have stuffed unbeaten Bayern, but I don’t know about you but I can’t stop thinking about that Foden pass to Eze 🥰

“Deserved more”

[blind date] WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish. FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.

Arsenal people this morning

We are fucking good.

Wouldn't be hard, to be fair. Max Dowman and a 13 year-old were playing against a better team than Spurs today.

Step up from the dross we faced on Sunday, eh?

Timber, what a boy

Come on you Gunners #UTA

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This is fucking beautiful

Aside from the content of this chancellors budget, the whole pantomime of the House of Commons is increasingly hard to stomach. Tradition is one thing, but what the fuck does the braying and jeering achieve - irrespective of where from, politically? Stagnant, performative bollocks.

Alcohol duty frozen

Rachel Reeves, whose budget was almost entirely and deliberately briefed in advance of her statement, says it is "deeply disappointing" that the OBR has accidentally done the same

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

One way to tackle Redwood’s false argument is to charge those millionaires and billionaires who choose to abandon the UK (rather than invest in it further) an exit tax of no less than 40%. So it’s 40% or 1% (or 2% for billionaires). The reality is; they won’t go anyway and if they do, fuck ‘em.

Suggs and the boys, great bunch of lads, always said so.

Football this shit in the champions league should be brought to an early close, with both teams deducted three points.

At the Budget, the Green Party's message is clear: Cut Bills. Tax Billionaires.

Well said.

In all its glory

This weekends football has been satisfactory. Continue.

Declan Rice

garyneville.exe has crashed

Sometimes the referee should mind his own fucking business.