liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price

if you care about winning elections, your bosses fucked up. the fault is theirs, for fucking up. the fault is not with the left for pointing out they were fucking up ahead of time

lawrence krauss has been responding to people on X acting like he didn't know the sorts of things epstein was up to (years after his very public conviction for sex offences, mind) & meanwhile he's all over the files saying things like this

"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing. "'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

Movers (carrying stack of wumpa crates): you want I should put these in da bonus room? Me: 🙂‍↕️ yes please

The Atlantic’s profile of Bondi has some wow. @theatlantic.com www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

antisemitism on the left is out of control. i just saw kanye west saying jews are bad. the left has got to stop!!!

This one star review of a local convenience store... fair enough

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

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I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

i get that part of the impulse to keep checking in with magats is the lurid fascination with seeing if the absolute biggest morons alive still hold their moronic opinions despite everything, like gawking at circus freaks or zoo animals, but sane, intelligent people have opinions too, you know

Will also never stop laughing/crying at the 50:1 press ratio of interviewing Trump voters over normals. It’s hilarious really.

Elon Musk, maker of sadness, announces shiny new toy only affordable to fellow makers of sadness.

How I feel when I read stories 'I learned so much from chatbots' but it's --so it's the same as searching for an article on a subject and then you read the article? Except it might contain something totally made up for no reason? It made an encyclopedia article that's worse than an actual one?

Straight out of my "these Flintstones think they're the Jetsons" collection

"your" pronouns are she/her? grow up. pick a lane

Before the charity stream began, content creators from @minnmax.com and @giantbomb.bsky.social weren't sure what number to aim for — maybe $30,000 or $50,000. Within 15 minutes, they raised $58,000 for local food pantry VEAP. Within an hour, $100,000.

I think we're entitled to know the name of the moron in quote #2 given they have the power to make our laws.

Palestinian woman in custody for nearly a year is hospitalised in the US after a seizure at detention facility.

in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around

I shouldn't be surprised that tankies have no idea how femboy factories work, since tankies don't work lol

i genuinely think if you think protesters are paid to be at a protest you are potentially the lowest rung of the ladder of intelligence. you just won’t make it

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"

The Twitter Files were the most scandalous and important documents ever but the ones about prominent politicians and members of the elite being pedophiles? Yawn

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

REDACTED: dude it would be so epic if we tore down the society that made us rich and used the common people as fuel. lol honey badger does not give. a fuck!!!! EPSTEIN: cum 2 my rape ilandwe can discus it while rapeing ;)

My apologies to France, I was not familiar with your game.

AOC on ICE: It’s our task to figure out how to claw back what has essentially supercharged this agency into becoming a relentless domestic paramilitary that is also a blank check to Palantir to create facial-recognition scans on U.S. citizens.

im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me

Seems real bad that the end point of ~25 years of War on Terror architecture is an agency of thin-skinned goons who will send armed men to your house if you email the government asking for compassion on behalf of someone else. newrepublic.com/post/206088/...

Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN. "Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."

again it is very funny that conspiracy theorists think they need to crack some elaborate code the elites use to communicate, when in reality they're just like "see you at sex crime island! bring the harem!"

From: Jeffrey Epstein To: Cain From The Bible Date: March 7th, 3000BC Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀 go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)

"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy" Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.

For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again

The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.

gal gadot was the first AI actress