Amy Klobuchar, the Midwest spokesmodel for timid corporate Democrats, will be the next governor of Minnesota. The consultant class is partying as we speak.

Lisa Demuth, disciple of Mean Jesus and speaker of the Minnesota House, gets outed for her hypocrisy on civil rights by her own daughter.

It's hard to believe Trump would give a shit if Denmark retaliated to his tariffs by cutting off our insulin supply. Unless Trump needs insulin. Then Denmark would be our best friend.

Rogue gangs of unlicensed plastic surgeons are attacking MAGA's biggest starlets. Why isn't the Lamestream Media covering this?

Norway beats our ass in every quality of life standard. This is the health care you get when your government isn't a corporate welfare agency.

Red Wooten's standoff with agents happened on Jan. 8, one day after an ICE agent shot and killed Renee Good in south Minneapolis. Written by David Pierini and Azhae’la Hanson from North News sahanjournal.com/news-partner...

It's only a matter of time before Byron Donalds counters with anti-Semitic conspiracies.

The morons in the White House clearly didn't think this through. They can't even get Big Oil to bid on public land in Colorado to drill, much less Venezuela.

Nick Adams, Cartoon Alpha Male, on how to cosplay manliness when you're unfamiliar with the genuine article.

We've seen the face of heroism, and it rocks.

We're spending a lot of money to have guys murder us.

"As Trump turns the power of the state against its own citizens, we can look to everyday Ukrainians for inspiration. Their decision to unite and persist against an enemy that appears unassailable arises from a belief that surrendering will induce even more misery."

Minneapolis shows up for Renee Nicole Good.

We all know how this is going to go, right? ICE: “We investigated ourselves and found we did nothing wrong.”

"The move came after officials at Roosevelt High School said armed U.S. Border Patrol officers came on school property during dismissal Wednesday and began tackling people, handcuffed two staff members and released chemical weapons on bystanders."

If not for ICE, all these guys would be gorging on revenge porn in their mom's basement.

In the Land of Whores, a few still maintain their vows of chastity.

the 6% is the WaPo editorial board

We spent millions invading Venezuela. All they'll need is a 14-year-old girl and a bucket of chicken to take revenge.

What happens when your government is entirely in the bag for Big Pharma: A pill that costs 25 cents to manufacture runs $18,000 a month for cancer patients.

In addition to Trump's achievements as a serial sex offender and FIFA Peace Prize winner, we can now add serial killer to his growing list of triumphs.

Our track record on this caper leaves something to be desired. Maybe we should stick to bloviating from the 13th green?

The war with Venezuela, explained in one chart.

I cannot believe the FIFA World Peace Prize winner would stoop to this level

This will turn out to be the plot of a CW sitcom: A beauty queen turned real estate lawyer stumbles into becoming lead prosecutor in the Maduro case, all while navigating the hijinks of the Manhattan dating scene.

Yesterday at the White House: "You have to eat at least two more chicken nuggets, Little Buckaroo, otherwise we're not going to set off fireworks in Venezuela."

When the Deep State comes to take this Oklahoma Arby's, they'll be looking at the business end some supersized curly fries.

John Stossel reminds us to give thanks to the billionaires this holiday season. Without eight guys hoarding all the money, America would be just like the Soviet Union, only with a wider selection of energy drinks.

A gunman disguised as a delivery courier had murdered Parubiy, 54, on a sidewalk in Lviv that morning. Authorities detained a suspect within 48 hours, and details soon surfaced linking him to Russian intelligence agencies.

JD Vance has spent his entire adult life sucking up to rich men. The only thing oppressing him is his ambition.

The only way America will recover is if MAGA is afflicted with the same pain it wishes to inflict upon others.

Manufacturing jobs are falling under Trump. His buffoonish tariffs have actually made us less competitive.

You get the feeling that in 15 years she'll be calling herself Tammy Faye and wearing enough makeup to require a hazardous waste permit.

Do you lose your alpha man card is you're taken out by a middle school upper cut?

Meet Rep. Bryan Morse, anti-porn crusader and MAGA Starlet of the Week, who tried to cover his affair with legal threats and revenge porn. A five-star MAGA performance!

The master race in its natural habitat.

Rick Scott, one of the biggest thieves in U.S. history, has a plan to fix our health care system. It's akin to Donald Trump volunteering to coach a 15-year-old girls soccer team.

Fake news. Zach Lambert conveniently omits the thousands of Biblical verses about corporate tax cuts.

Our arrogance precludes us from realizing how much superior the Scandinavian countries are to us.

A Sunday morning devotion from Republican Jesus.

Those alpha men are dainty little fellas if they're constantly bruised from just shaking hands. Isn't there a safe space they can go?

Trump World's galaxy of incompetents don't realize we rely on Arab and Indian doctors to keep our health system running. Who would have thought that mean little pricks would be so slow on the uptake?

Norway would like a word with us.

Donald Trump is the most expensive 3-year-old boy on the planet.

You'd think that by the 178th time Donald Trump pardons a Ponzi scheme asshole, a corporate swindler, or absolves a giant company of its crimes, the master race would begin to notice a recurring motif.

Gavin Newsom would be a terrible nominee, but he's a top shelf smart ass.

Maybe we shouldn't be such dicks to Canada. They'll probably be our new landlord by springtime.

I heard that Pete Hegseth can't be fired because he's the go-to guy for roofies in the White House.