"prompt theft" is funny as hell like oh no somebody did the same google search as me. grow up

11-2* *Spiritually 8-5

"Fuck ICE" Seen in Chicago, Illinois

I can't believe these two teams got in over UConn.

Love watching four teams argue via on-field performance that all of them should be in, like, the Carquest Bowl instead of the CFP.

NCAR is quite literally our global mothership. Everyone who works in climate and weather has passed through its doors and benefited from its incredible resources. Dismantling NCAR is like taking a sledgehammer to the keystone holding up our scientific understanding of the planet. Unbelievable.

Yo La Tengo, “Gimme Some Money” 12/15/25. Bowery Ballroom

We made the man who bankrupted three casinos, was found by a civil jury to have raped a woman, and was convicted by a criminal jury of 34 felony counts of fraud the most powerful person in the world.

I find this a) hysterical because after scores of calls going back to 2017 no one has ever once picked up a phone in Cornyn’s office but now he cares about voter concerns. But b) polling must be showing Rs could be in trouble in Texas is they are doing this now.

Still hoping every remaining day of Merrick Garland‘s life is both miserable and worse than the previous day.

“They’re looking for every possible avenue to expedite timber production“ www.wbez.org/environment/...

I often argue Spinal Tap is one of the greatest movies ever made. It basically created a genre; 40 years later all of the jokes are still funny.

I’m just going to tell the story. Back in 2000 I was volunteering for the Gore campaign when he came along with Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Alfre Woodard and Dule Hill to a GOTV event here in MN. He ended up sitting down across from me stuffing his envelopes.

Carl Carlton, the singer-songwriter best known for hits "Everlasting Love" and "She's a Bad Mama Jama," has died, his son announced

With this piece of bread on the ground in Ottawa, Canada and the one below in Perth, Australia, @drstip.bsky.social and I have successfully created an Earth sandwich. The hot dog vs sandwich debate is concluded. If the Earth is sandwiched, everything is a sandwich. HAPPY EARTH SANDWICH DAY!

TImeline synchronicty.

when lieutenant vincent hanna asks me what i’m hungry for:

Turned off Army v. Navy after that promo for an Erika Kirk town hall. I'll check the final later. Ellison-owned media is gonna be bleak as shit.

I’ll take it. #AFC

Pardon me, but *holy shit* chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...

Literally everyone in Burn After Reading.

Wearing a fucking TIE and spectator shoes. Legend.

O man... Wait until the people put-off by Shaw speaking at this event find out about the Cubs' owners.

They should invent a city that doesn't spend 60% of its budget on cops

There's also never been a better time to quit the New York Times.

A society that’s even capable of producing as malevolent a piece of shit as Trump needs some serious repair

it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society

Still just the one...

This is fantastic

Cigars — Drugs — Drinks Opp, AL

A woman on Tiktok had a man reply to her in what was a nasty, racist way and she figured out his name and WHERE he worked and drove there to make him apologize and told him if he didn't she would show his wife his Grindr account she found, then made him read a handwritten apology and recorded it

Thought their midterm strategy already was 'make everyone's life fucking miserable.'

If you’re interested Shout is live streaming Get a Life including some with commentary and boy was this ahead of its time, Charlie Kaufman wrote a couple of eps!

I am a 56 year old man who could probably lose a few pounds, and is due for knee surgery in January. I took 4 showers and 2 naps yesterday. I consumed 10 mg of CBD edibles and 5mg of THC seltzer, and several beers. I still outrushed the Alabama Crimson Tide by three yards.

Everyone knows Duke & Duke is destined to suffer a Christmastime catastrophe at the hands of Florida.

And everyone knows exactly what this is talking about without even identifying the decision.

Kind of on Team Sark right now. Irish should just schedule 11 MAC teams and Navy at this point.

the Committee drops Notre Dame out of the Playoff after their 28-7 loss in yesterday's conference championship game, but Alabama stays in the same spot after sitting idle yesterday hold on wait

Congratulations to Notre Dame on its retroactive 1993 National Championship.

Committee could justifiably sneak Navy and Boise State into the top 25 to give ND two more wins against their poll.

The Party is Charge: Everything is terrible and all our plans are to make things worse. Two in Five Americans: I love it.

HBD

If it doesn't rain in Melbourne, Oscar is probably WC.

streetwaka

Man, someone tell me the size of the check to Jesse Palmer from Coral Gables.

Still sad.

I know it's all DARVO but my god this makes me so mad. This useless old scrotum-looking rapist has never done a moment's work in his miserable life and he's never wanted for anything. He's just a terrible, useless person and we'll all be better off as soon as he's dead.