In fairness… that’s probanly a really effective way to teach someone a lesson

please join me in reminding god awful Cook County State’s Attorney Eileen O’Neill Burke that we know she exists c.org/NBwGNdQH

CONCACAF'ed

The richest man on earth is also the most miserably pathetic, tediously dull, and boring man on earth

Absolutely wild that, for a couple hundred bucks, I can file a few pieces of paper with the state of my choosing and create a thing that has more rights than I do.

Suuuuuuuck... Myyyyyyyyyy... Deeeeeeeeeecck

As someone who might never let go of the Torsten Frings handball on the line against the USMNT in 2002, I get it. But.. at no point was Ireland ever leading in the 2-legged tie. Yes Gallas' goal never should have been allowed but still 1-1.

Replace ‘British politics‘ with literally anything and you’re describing basically the entire internet since, like, 2005.

Make way

Taremi punished for being caked up. Will the tyranny against fat asses ever end? Jealousy is not a good look.

Some good work being done here by @nichemusicmemes.bsky.social on Insta (h/t: @maggieserota.bsky.social):

Anyway… this is the same guy who just stood on his head for 90 minutes to give Curaçao a historic point

Eloy Room? The Curacao goalkeeper?

lol Sure, dude.

I’m not too embarrassed that we are losing to Iran. It’s a big boy country with missiles and drones and so forth ran by stone cold killers. That’s NFL ball for you. I am a little embarrassed we are also losing to algae.

Once again, Linekar prophetic.

Sunrise, Sunday, 21 June, from Wainui Beach,Aotearoa / New Zealand. It’s SOLSTICE, the shortest day of the year but they’re about to become longer. 🥰 A group of swimmers is taking a “sunrise” solstice plunge 🥶 Ata mārie / Good Morning ☀️

Pausa de hidratación

"fool me once" is spanish for "fool me eleven"

If we need a result against Türkiye to win the group… we don’t have a stellar record in third group stage matches. 90 - lost 2-1 Austria 94 - lost 1-0 Romania 98 - lost 1-0 Yugoslavia 02 - lost 3-1 Poland 06 - lost 2-1 Ghana 10 - won 1-0 Algeria 14 - lost Germany 1-0 18 - lol 22 - won 1-0 Iran

Balogun and Robinson grew up in England Dest grew up in the Netherlands Tillman and McKennie learned to play in Germany Pepi grew up between El Paso and Juarez Weah's dad was the fucking president of Liberia I don't think one nation means what they think it does

America’s evolution into a country that loses wars and wins soccer games is complete.

Former USMNT players interviewing current USMNT players in Spanish on Telemundo always rocks. Sorry for the insanely libbed up cringe take but cultural diversity is what makes America great. Republicans can die mad about it.

Guys, come on now

Why is no one pointing out that the CELEBRATION. WAS. DELAYED.

lol... set up a second work phone on a cheapo carrier a couple of hours ago... haven't used it once, so literally no one has this phone number outside of me and the provider and it's getting spam calls already. greatest country on earth.

I am so in love with the moving image that I like basically every movie. It is simply a miracle that we can capture light with mirrors and use it to tell stories. i am sentimental in this way, but I cherish this one part of my heart that refuses to succumb to cynicism.

Having my first experience of working with someone who outsources everything to ChatGPT and I cannot fathom a) anyone wanting to work with such folks or b) replacing them with a 12-year old who can be paid with, like, Slurpees.

lmao poor yorick. they got his ass

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qatarget practice

the last thing a middle-eastern wedding reception sees

Soft.

Yo dawg, I heard you loved fees so much we made your fees the primary price and threw in ticket for $8

Man, Iran really took Trump to the cleaners. Eh?

They should name a urinal after Joe Lieberman.

When Biden made necessary withdrew from Afghanistan NYT ran 20 straight days of banner headlines & pictures trashing Biden, completely crucifying him as leading worst military disaster in US history. When Trump surrendered to Iran NYT ran talked about optimism, falling prices, and open water ways.

Being xenophobic is such a joyless existence. I can't imagine going through life hearing a musical instrument or singing technique I've never heard before, or tasting a combination of ingredients I've never tried before, and not thinking it's the absolute coolest shit we get to experience as humans.

Hope these guys have a good night

Love that my biggest miss is a place I've actually been. www.maptap.gg June 17 100🎯 98🎯 99🎯 99🎯 95🏅 Final score: 978

This dog arrived at her rescue in critical condition. Now she dances daily with her dad ❤️‍🩹 @amaanimalrescue.bsky.social

Absolute scenes at the fan park in Lisbon when they equalised

Beauty Before the Storm. Wednesday morning's sunrise in Chicago.

Happy St. Patrick’s day!! 🍀🍀🍀

petition to let Sirhan Sirhan out for a day just to catch up with RFK Jr

Objectively funny that Rs in Georgia decided 'Billionaire health care executive' is still better than Trump's guy.