The way I know Oscar is becoming a world champion is because he used to be a very nice guy and he's quickly turning into a whiny little bitch. All the great F1 champions are whiny little bitches.

Cheer up Penn State. It‘s not like you lost to another ranked team.

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What a hed. Chicago today:

To help the hipsters... this is like 2 blocks west of Weegee's.

For everyone stuck writing about today’s cancellations, here’s the metadata from the “rule” that Vought claims both New York and Chicago are somehow in violation of. The PDF to post it wasn’t even created until 5:47pm, was last modified at 5:55pm. And the government shut down six hours later at 12am

Congrats to the Yankees, and their great fans

AI actress Tilly Norwood has tragically passed away while filming her first movie with director A Hologram of John Landis

Equally as wild that the most ‘small govt and market loving‘ Rs are really the most interventionist, micromanaging whiny babies ever foisted upon humanity.

Everybody is losing their shit over this but the Brothers Johnson pulled this schtick in 1977.

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But she’s got a new hat!

really tough series for the ricketts family they usually love brownshirts storming into chicago

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

Yet another upside to being a fully lapsed Catholic… I don’t have to forgive the people who did this to us. And I’m not ever going to.

A fun thing to do with people pissing away resources to prop up fossil fuels is to replace the word ‘coal’ or whatever with one from some super dead tech like ‘VCR repair’.

i think about this post every time i watch a movie

Starting to think Stephen Miller is running a ‘Goodbye Lenin’ op where he has a production studio creating actual fake news to help him make Trump act according to his whims.

The man was Arkansas football incarnate.

Already paid off.

Fuck and yes

I’m not gonna get mad about the officiating in Arsenal matches anymore, I’m just gonna hire Etsy witches from now on.

lol

Both gone now. Just sad

Really hard to overstate how seismic this was in Austin at the time. It was still a relatively small city and the murders were beyond gruesome (at least by what some LEOs told me off the record back when I was a journalist at the Chron).

Huh https://www.levernews.com/content/files/2025/01/1985RobertsMemo-Budget.pdf

requiring union labor to build an ADU is absurd lol. god why are so many democrats so unserious about housing

Also, the three of the four cities with the highest per-capita crime are in red states (KC, Houston and Dallas).

We’re finishing up our fall fundraiser. You can support indie media (I DJ once a week) but most importantly I want you to see how adorable my dog is the station-branded bandana.

My libertarian friend invested in an Argentina ETF because he thought he should, quite literally, put his money where his mouth is. And I really want to ask him if he's going to give back the ~5% bump it has gotten since we publicly told Milei we'd bail them out.

Remember in October 2016, when Comey decided to kneecap HRC by falsely implying she might be indicted, thereby changing the outcome of the election?

Bad teams

I know I keep going on about this but 1) yes 2) it has DEEPLY embarrassed the media people who kept trying to pretend that this regime can be treated as legitimate, and 3) we absolutely cannot let them forget it

I know God hates me, not because I wasn't raptured today but because, yet again, and for the 434th time this calendar year, Liverpool scored a game-winning goal in the 85th or later.

From Rasmus Jarlov, chair of Denmark’s Defence Committee:

Remembering John Coltrane on his birthday 🎂 📷 Lee Friedlander, 1960 "John was like a visitor to this planet. He came in peace and he left in peace; but during his time here, he kept trying to reach new levels of awareness, of peace, of spirituality." - Albert Ayler

Be Like The Boy: The Country

Certiorari "before judgment" is how #SCOTUS takes up a full appeal *before* the intermediate federal courts have heard it. It used to be exceedingly rare. For instance, there wasn't a *single* grant of such expedited review b/w August 2004 & February 2019. This is the *23rd* such grant since then.

O/U on the number of countries he could correctly ID on a blank world atlas? Thinking it's around 12.5.

I used to think Miller was just a repugnant shithead with retrograde ideas. Man, was I ever wrong. Fucker is straight up evil.

If I were a Congressional D, I'd put forth a bill that stipulates any foreign aid now can only be done with Trump stablecoins or whatever.

Breaking our own record I presume

I miss when AI meant adobe illustrator Btw I also hate adobe illustrator

Might be the single worst piece of defending from Saliba since he pulled on the shirt.

First date idea: we text for 6 weeks before we meet

Just wanna let Villa fans know I also hired the Etsy witches.

Look, Dabo swore he’d quit if players ever got paid. So God is just enforcing Dabo’s own contract with himself.

Fucking Max.

Completely co-sign. This is basically how @sorayachemaly.bsky.social, @laurabates.bsky.social and I forced Facebook to take hate speech against women seriously in 2013.