This is just Cocaine Bear with extra steps.

Reskeeting mostly because of this screen name.

this is where judicial review inevitably cashes out though. "the constitution is unconstitutional, and I get to say so because of my special robe." Callais was decided on the same basis

Really wish some person or org could make 17-year-old 5-star football recruits understand the potential political power they hold by simply refusing to go play In states that disenfranchise black voters.

Looking at the UK elections and was like “wow you guys are really gonna give power to that guy who lied about everything and is obviously still lying about things” and then was like oh wait

If you are having a hard day just remember there are dogs

And I accept, humbly.

6 7 haha i hate myself

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Mina Kimes takes over as Scripps National Spelling Bee host as part of reimagined broadcast

Looking good, Chicago!

lol... you knew it after the blown pen non-call.

Star Wars (A New Hope) is the biggest fluke ever. Empire is the best of the series and has the least amount of Lucas in it. Everything else is crap (the Care Bears save the universe... please). The prequels are garbage. Post-Disney stuff uneven at best. Star Wars was a total fluke.

This is very funny because if Chicago had a middle name, Marie would absolutely be in the running 😂

The World's Columbian Exposition of 1893 started on this day in Chicago. The only building constructed for the fair that remains on the "White City" site is the Museum of Science and Industry, built as the "Palace of Fine Arts".

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She's obviously in the top 1% of all vaginas.

Not happy about that last one. www.maptap.gg April 30 99🎯 98🎯 94🏅 98🎯 90👑 Final score: 949

I think one of the best indications we don't have a functioning society is that a legally bankrupt person has access to unlimited money

Yeah well...

My favorite of these is when he claimed he could've played professional baseball and someone went and looked up the box scores from his dippy military high school and he batted .138

Okay it's kinda cool that when you Google 'Angine de Poitrine' it'll go polka-dotted on you.

Via Sportsnet

Oh, so you enjoy "attacking" football, with healthy teams full of skilled players, where they pass the ball forward and create chances from open play? Listen to yourselves. Grow up.

Dear lord, Dembele. #PSG

eek

In hindsight Comey probably shouldn’t have gotten Trump elected in 2016. “Whoops”

leaving music journalism as a career has freed me to express my opinion that the narrowing of criticism into argument-starter best/worst lists is a Problem. losing ranking is good; not engaging with the paradigm is better

Look, we should all face up to the fact that nothing is safe from Iowa.

Marxist Caesar Papist Fusion Everybody talk about Pop muzik

Holy cat, they just cleared the room! There must be an attack. Everyone is hiding under their tables, and people with guns are in their room!

Didn’t Jordan get worked by the Pistons for years? On the other hand, Brady never lost once to the Pistons.

IS THIS NOT THE BOTTOM

The Strait of Epstein crisis is going to do more to accelerate permanent, unidirectional migration away from fossil fuels to cleantech than decades of environmental activism. 32/

The Knicks might want to hold off on travel for their next playoff game.

an all-timer for the blooper reels

8.33% of the managers at the 2026 World Cup have been sacked by Chelsea

The JP for some reason still did the “if anyone present knows any reason why these two should not be wedded” etc ceremony bit; Veronica playfully looked over at me with an expression like “Well?” and I acquiescently did the “my lips are sealed” gesture and winked at her and she laughed out loud

sure it's a tool of social control and surveillance owned and operated by fascists, but it writes work emails for me. on balance who's to say it's good or bad

What a beautiful image! Solar was the number one new ENERGY and Electricity source on earth. pv-magazine-usa.com/2026/04/20/s...

As someone who had to see years worth of people linking to that sincearsenallastwonatrophy timer site, yes, I find this hysterical.

eventually he was executed

Most Boomer financial advice hinges on what to do with excess income and most Millennial financial advice is how to not die in the richest country on Earth

I would find it gratifying if people stopped thinking of the biggest asshole they ever worked for as the type of person who should be elected to public office.