um…..why does this carrot…?

um…..why does this carrot…?

70-85% of republicans are closeted gays taking it out on others

lmao every “attack” against talarico is “he’s a vegan woman!!!!!”

lmao every “attack” against talarico is “he’s a vegan woman!!!!!”

just thought of jack black singing this like: “what a wicked thang to duuuuu to me me dream of youuuuu”

i am world fameless

we will come that bridge when we cross to it

we will come that bridge when we cross to it

that looks so fucking bad solely from a design standpoint

that looks so fucking bad solely from a design standpoint

i know this is serious, and i know it’s because im probably really tired but i thought that was the french flag

i know this is serious, and i know it’s because im probably really tired but i thought that was the french flag

CNN bravely branching into important breaking news like “advertisements”

She was to ever win president he wouldn't be able to go out of your house and invest in steel because you'll need it for your doors in your windows fools

She was to ever win president he wouldn't be able to go out of your house and invest in steel because you'll need it for your doors in your windows fools

She was to ever win president he wouldn't be able to go out of your house and invest in steel because you'll need it for your doors in your windows fools

ah, the internet

obsession is a Shakespearian outing of crazy insane stuff 5/5

obsession is a Shakespearian outing of crazy insane stuff 5/5

ah, the internet

an incredible text, wanna guess what it was about originally?

an incredible text, wanna guess what it was about originally?

the problem with american politics is that american politics exists

stop looking at me, vincent. fucking creep.

the problem with american politics is that american politics exists

the main reason i transitioned is because i felt inadequate as a boy without an adams apple and looksmaxxing hadnt been invented yet so i didnt know to hit my throat with a hammer

2025: FASCISM 2026: Whoops! FASCISM AND HANTAVIRUS!!!! Enjoy!! :)

oh also when he posted “The debat.”

oh also when he posted “The debat.”

JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this

dolly parton is an eternal angel and will never die

in a horrid season i and incredibly happy about the tony nominations this year

in a horrid season i and incredibly happy about the tony nominations this year

dolly parton is an eternal angel and will never die

may the “fourth” be with you is pretty insulting to spaniards

may the “fourth” be with you is pretty insulting to spaniards

gonna let some hair dye run from my scalp tomorrow to honor rudy guiliani

gonna let some hair dye run from my scalp tomorrow to honor rudy guiliani

my favorite kind of flagel

my favorite kind of flagel

m’aider!!! it’s mayday baybay!!!

m’aider!!! it’s mayday baybay!!!

someone told me to “count my days”…is there more than 7 now??????!!!!

someone told me to “count my days”…is there more than 7 now??????!!!!

philomena cunk voice: “Christ Came-a-lot, didn’t he?”