i- these bots are doing a pretty horrible job

lol

if jimmy kimmel can be fired for the most basic, milquetoast take on the situation, wonder what they can do people who have fully fledged opinions about any topic they don’t like. we are entering a new age of tv censorship.

talking haha? i have a masters in talking haha!

talking haha? i have a masters in talking haha!

i cream butter by hand to convince myself i have burnt enough calories to warrant eating 6 warm chocolate chip cookies

lmaooooooo

“oh no! i’m now a victim of the exact thing i have been saying is not a problem!”

if we can agree on one thing; charlie kirk had a great smile

“oh no! i’m now a victim of the exact thing i have been saying is not a problem!”

ALCARAZ IS THE US OPEN CHAMPION!

ragú from yesterday

cookies

im still uh, live.

i assure you i assure your assurance i assured

perfect diner-style omelette

perfect diner-style omelette

daily reminder that your scones shouldn’t be able to be used as a weapon

mi gente latino 😔✊

“mi gente latino”

gracias para vivar en la casa, en la escuelas, en... en la azul...markada…tienes con bebir en la fortuasa

gracias para vivar en la casa, en la escuelas, en... en la azul...markada…tienes con bebir en la fortuasa

RFK Jr on his way to help Rudy Giuliani

and after rudy saved the woman, she said: “O great one, i am forever devoted to you. and might i say: your hair color isn’t leaking in the slightest! oh and i love you”.

blueberry muffins (from scratch w/ streusel)

caesar dressing

this is a message to anyone who wants to make an omelette like this: PRACTICE: also: (use nonstick and a spatula, and a shit ton of butter)

omelette

HI!!! JUST MAKE CAESAR DRESSING!!!! USE ANCHOVIES!!! IT WON’T TASTE RIGHT WITHOUT IT!!!

god, i love cannolis

i don’t know why i have to say this: please do not grill lettuce, that’s gross and it tastes bad

sunkist soda has caffeine?????

this painting, of course, originates from the “french bread illusion” where the impoverished people of france were given illusions of bread

one of the great poets of our time

this painting, of course, originates from the “french bread illusion” where the impoverished people of france were given illusions of bread

The Loo, Paris (not a bathroom?)

“yo me corre” no significa correr…

“yo me corre” no significa correr…

No hay un taco que llegue a los tacos de cabeza. El carne se disuelve en la boca.

due to trump’s tariffs of 50% on canadian aluminum, arizona iced tea may no longer be $0.99

me da tres tacos de la verga porfa

oscar-worthy dialogue here:

lmaoooooooooo this movie is so fucking funny omg

oscar-worthy dialogue here:

he keeps hitting this dollar store fucking “that was easy” button over and over again

lol

someone is named “FBI STEVE” omg lol

this movie is so fucking bad lmao it’s so hilarious

im gonna watch the new war of the worlds because i like inflicting pain on myself

lmao