i love a good pile of freshly fried seafood and onion rings

I FUCKING HATE SCHUMER USLESS FUCKING SKELETON, RETIRE BITCH!!!

i heard the sandwich guy was acquitted. i bet he went up to the judge and said "i'll have an acquittal sandwich with lettuce and tomatoes!" or something like that. i'm just kidding, i doubt he did that. this post is just for fun really

hunger should not be political.

Finally listening to her pleading grandkids and giving up the car keys, after 17 near fatal collisions in the past 5 years. Didn’t want to end up like Diane down the block, who just wouldn’t quit until it was too late.

PELOSI JUST ANNOUNCED SHE’S RETIRING!!!! LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!

“In fact I forget to eat, most days, because I worry too much about the wars and fascism.”

so many good pictures out there

and israel is in what congressional district???????!!!!

really hope this is the last time this photo and the word 'bloodbath' share a headline

PROP 50 ALSO PASSED, A FANTASTIC DAY FOR ELECTIONS

and sherrill???? wow, thanks dick cheney!!!! the departure of your spirit lifted the world from sadness.

more than 1 million new yorkers came out to vote for zohran

Cuomo watch party playing Don't You Forget About Me

A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti

i think the one thing we can take away from tonight is that when a war criminal dies that equals progressives being elected.

Buncha supposed politics experts are going to spend the next week looking at a young charismatic candidate with an optimistic message like it’s some cryptic formula for cold fusion

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

THEY'RE PLAYING NOT LIKE US AT THE MAMDANI CAMPAIGN RALLY

lots of good happening today

LET’S GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.

pfft, please, he was an average war criminal at best…

hug your war criminals a little tighter today

ew ugh it's really gross to know that right-wingers actually are real, it's kind of baffling how they possibly think the way they do, but they really do exist.

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE RICH? MY GOD, IT IS TOO PAINFUL TO WATCH!!!!

this is what is happening with confirmed communist zohrman mandami in charge 😔

gggggggive me internet points, i need em'.

“it’s therapy for soldiers…so they can get used to peace time”

“he goes faster too” “how the fuck is he going so fast”

desperately waiting for episode 4 of chair company

oof

super cool

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the perfect MRI

breaking news: the south has “Carerdddd” according to the president.

the amount of stairs you need to climb to get here is diabolical

i found the "actual fuck", and it isn't looking good for the future of planet earth.

i found the "actual fuck", and it isn't looking good for the future of planet earth.

my plan to throw coffee beans at houses instead of eggs has been foiled

doesn’t shock me:

doesn’t shock me:

HELP! HELP!!!!! THE THIEVES STOLE HER ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!

im watching funny girl and streisand really is the greatest star.

im watching funny girl and streisand really is the greatest star.

HELP! HELP!!!!! THE THIEVES STOLE HER ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!

English (US) Phrasebook - Lesson 1: Emergencies 1) Help me! 2) I need to go to the hospital! 3) My hand is stuck in my hamburger! 4) Someone fired a nail gun through my hamburger bun when my hand was on top of the patty! 5) I was feeling the meat inside my sandwich when something terrible occurred!