[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it

He’s absolutely shat himself. Yank melt. 1-0. Up the Europe. Ode to fucking Joy.

And now, the punchline:

The full list of World Cup qualifying nations swept up in the US visa ban - Iran, Uzbekistan, Jordan, Algeria, Cape Verde, Egypt, Ghana, Morocco, Senegal, Cote d'Ivoire, Tunisia, Haiti, Brazil, Colombia & Uruguay. 15 out of 42. + Bosnia, Albania & Kosovo, who are still in the UEFA play-offs.

Laila Cunningham grew up in the 1980s, when relatively central parts of London looked like this:

for old times sake #noseflags

The multi-talented @gailmyerscough.co.uk has done a marvellous job remodelling and reshaping my website. Go and have a look for yourselves and repost, if you please - ta very much 👍 www.mathew-owen.co.uk

If you’re still active on X, a question: Why?

Too bad, slopguy

Kings of Leon did predict this tbf 😬

Hello, So, our holiday accommodation is finally up on Airbnb. If you want a holiday stay on the Caribbean coast of Costa Rica in the middle of secondary rainforest with views like the one below (or you know somebody who would) take a look: airbnb.com/h/casitaanya

Can we stop with this open secret bullshit and out these abusive arseholes. Men need to stop protecting other supposedly powerful men who are very real dangers towards women. They’re only powerful because other men protect them. You say nothing as you’re as big a wanker as they are.

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

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Look at this little terror

This entire weekend

Would appreciate it if we could all stop being dicks to each other. Thanks.x

WHY ARE YOU ANNOYED THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED TO HAPPEN

And the winner of the first FIFA peace prize goes to the man blowing possible fishermen out of the water and murdering the surviving crew who were trying to get back on board.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart…

Farage denies being racist, then says he said things playfully, then he says he wasn’t intentionally racist, then he says it was 40 years ago and is now comparing what he said to racist TV of the 1970s. No one should be in any doubt that he is a horrible human being who has no place in our society.

It’s two perfectly identical snowflakes about to collide, the improbability of which will cause the end of all existence.

Smith's record-breaking 167 against Australia - www.bbc.com/sport/cricke... Glorious

Oh god. Robin Smith. What a player he was. Go well, Judge

Saw Wolf Alice last night in Birmingham. Absolutely top drawer stuff.

If you own a £2m house in London, you could buy a house as good or better anywhere else for far less, and you would have a ton of spare cash, so stop whining.

All of this “woe is me my house is now really expensive and so a tax is unfair” stuff completely negates to acknowledge the implicit fact that the house owner has made an insane profit by doing absolutely nothing

Stop putting Christmas decorations up before December you maniacs

My mother saved for years to go to Corfu she didn't get charitable status for it.

A rare photo of Gianni Infantino where he isn't the biggest cunt in it.

The sound you hear is of cricketers all over the world laughing forever.

Just a gentle reminder that “under-age women”, often used to describe the people those powerful, rich men are alleged to have had sexual relations with, is not a thing. They’re called girls, or put another way, children. And that’s rape.

Can none of these millionaires sex criminals write in full sentences? Have you heard of paragraphs? Punctuation? No wonder ChatGPT sounds like a genius to these clowns.

The President of the United States Of America was a close confidante of one of these most powerful & prolific paedophiles in US history, had close contact with many of his victims & has legally sought to hide this fact. Sometimes it's good to restate these facts because they're insane.

I love this.

Nigel Farage is not the man of the people. Never has been, never will be. He’s out for himself, and only himself, and will look to grift you for everything you’ve got. He’s a nasty, lying bigot. Nigel Farage is the man of Nigel Farage.

Gotta love Private Eye. Always cuts through the crap.

breaking news. people are stupid. bsky.app/profile/dann...

Using an AI like ChatGPT as a search engine is no better than howling your query at the sky and then reading chicken entrails for an answer.

Wow - those are quite phenomenal headlines given the details of the story. Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done. You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story! 🧵 1/9

I adore Emma Thompson

Christ, never thought they'd sack Noel. Still a legend. Go well, gaffer #readingfc

I for one did not see this coming

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think blood money will be thrown into the sea."

Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████

my god there has never been a more accurate use of this

Lazy cunt

soz lads but if you're still on X you're feeding into Musk's wealth which is being used to fund Tommy Two Names' legal fees, and if you still continue using X, you're fine with that