Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

It has come to my attention that some of you have never seen Tom Holland's "Umbrella" on Lip Sync Battle. The world's a dumpster fire so here, feel 2.5 minutes of joy: youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...

Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

Cruelty to trans folks will not make the groceries cheaper, the environment better, houses more affordable or healthcare free. It’s just gross cruelty and a blatant disregard for their human rights

Nelson Greene “Puck”, May 22, 1915

the scene in lord of the rings where gandalf is like "would you deny an old man his walking stick" except it's this

@sianofhel.bsky.social Did you see this? www.instagram.com/reel/DUtz7nL...

Starmer is a great example to Democrats--you'd better as hell stand for something and fight when you win in 28 or the fascist victory in the 30 midterms and 32 general will make Trump look like Gandhi

This is what I need cis folks to understand. It's been a decade. Imagine living TEN FUCKING YEARS watching as a blatant, artificial campaign to erase your personhood, your identity and your safety chugs along, increasing in power every single day, and most people don't care or dismiss it

"The men implicated in the Epstein files reinforces that I spend half my life explaining to men that their simplified, optimistic view of other men doesn’t line up with the experience of women and girls trying to dodge sexual harassment, assault and abuse attempts." - Leslie Morgan Steiner

furiously tapping the "public education is one of the most important issues in our time because literacy rates are plummeting" sign because this video identifies a key symptom: literally every dipshit internet argument ever.

LeAnn Rimes skids across the rooftop. Clutches her bleeding arm. The pale crescent flinches, a gash visible across its lowest sea. After parroting the party line all these years, her suspicions are finally confirmed. She can, in fact, fight the moonlight. And she's winning.

Idk maybe it's just a Thing That Happened and actually there isn't a side to take or a battle to fight. Maybe it's just fucked up in a couple of different ways and all you can say is that it's a shame.

shout out to melted cheese

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

Reporter: Do aliens exist? Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

They released this like this Why would anyone ever drive a car by people who do not Look At MEASUREMENTS

The wonderful thing about Tyggers Is Tyggers are burning bright Their tops are made out of rubber In the forest of the night What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, Immortal hand or eye Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers, Their fearful symmetry!

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

British values

woken up with the certainty that i'm gonna absolutely some nachos today this is now my nachos vision board

watching mamdani get into office and just start flipping the switches labeled "good things" makes me think about this post a lot establishment democrats don't like the guy because he puts on display how intentionally ineffective they are

@stevewmorris.bsky.social What's the best way to hit you up with Shelfdust pitches?

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Give a man an alarm clock and he’ll wake up in the morning for free. Teach his AI to alarm clock and he can pay five cents a minute to ask “Is it time to get up yet?” over and over forver.

Armadillo bath, Sept 2021

Verbal Diorama might be your dream film history podcast... verbaldiorama.com/iwannalisten

I’m offering the UK govt free training on how to be less of a fucking embarrassment

Instead of teaching us how to use AI, why doesn't the Government offer to teach us *why* to use AI? Because we're a few years in, and I still can't see a valid reason to use it.

At this point, I have to assume that Kier Starmer has fully given up on any pretence of governing and is just padding his resume for his inevitable Silicon Valley C-suite job.

This is fantastic - read it! (And subscribe to James for more)

The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions. It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

timeline cleanse: nyc subway during a snowstorm

I think about Elijah McClain a lot. How he was a sweet, lovely young soul who used to play the violin for stray cats. How brutally his young life ended and how the State sent riot police to interrupt the violin vigil in his name. The cruelty was always the point.

And I think about Eric Garner’s last words so often, I have this beautiful poem by Ross Gay memorised:

And I think about the fact that Breonna Taylor was an emergency room technician which means she spent her days and nights helping other people hold onto their lives. And how hard the State fought to protect those who had murdered her.

And little Tamir Rice and his beautiful smile used to light up the classroom for both his teachers and his friends. He loved drawing and football and basketball. He was twelve, a child and the State and the media tried to portray him as “violent”. The rage I still feel about this.

I guess I just find it so hard to understand all those people who are posting “this is not America” over these last few weeks. This is very much America. It’s the same State violence that killed Elijah and Eric and Breonna and Tamir and then vilified their image so cruelly. It has always been this.

w/ alt-txt

“He’s killing us in the streets and we still have to pay our taxes in April” is an incredibly compelling point.

"If someone tells you it is raining and another tells you it is dry, it's not your job to quote them both. It's your job to look out the ****ing window and find out which is true" Jonathan Foster, on journalism

Falling Down With Big Naturals The Perks Of Being A Wallflower With Big Naturals Seeking A Friend With Big Naturals For The End of the World The Englishman Who Went up a Hill but Came down a Mountain With Big Naturals

“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND WATCH DAVID EHRLICH DO HIS MAGIC