*sigh*

Another weekend, another chance to use this image

Had to look this up but yeah apparently in his 20s he got on estrogen for a while

I love you.

skwooruhl

I can't believe he would say this

Scena di commedia (uno scapino), by Honoré Daumier, 1860, 📸 by Jakub Porzycki

My favorite part of family drama talk shows is when they chant the host's name like they are a post apocalyptic tribal warlord who just cast judgment

Freg 🐸 💚 #crochet #craft

to me the pitt is a love letter to new york city – a town it lovingly accepts, warts and all. in a sense, new york is almost the show's main character

godzilla is probably just freaking out cause people keep pointing at his nude body and screaming

*ahem* i have scheduled this press conference to announce that i have made a major discovery. Many have said it was just a fable but i have found it: the kum n go that somehow always has a chaser inside.

at what age should you buy your cat an iphone?

Just came across this picture and well… y’all come eat.

my cat wakes up every day fully expecting an uninterrupted session of Cheese Time, even though Cheese Time has rarely occurred in her fifteen years of living because of her lactose intolerance and consequent diarrhea, and i wish i had this sort of optimism about my life

Esse é o futuro dos videogames com o DLSS 5

thinking about Crassus, the obscenely wealthy Roman who was enticed to invade Persia, without waiting for Senate approval, because he was lured by the idea of riches, and military glory, and how they poured molten gold down his throat when he failed for no real reason today good morning everyone

Senate dems have a chance to do THE FUNNIEST THING tomorrow

umm actually, neutrality means you're choosing the side of the milk hotel

Roses Are Red This Isn't Trivial

They shoulda never given me breasts. Im gonna get really irresponsible with these

That Trump neck thing? Seen it before. Interphasic parasites that feed on cellular peptides.

I am not really convinced that dishwasher rinse aid actually does anything but I'll keep filling that thirsty little hole

gimme those Montalbazongas. those Moundalbans. I want the Ricorbos

A tremendous loneliness comes over you. Everybody in the world is doing something without you.

RIP nancy reagan; you’d have loved the new $5 ikea hot dog

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

Second straight year a Drake has gotten absolutely humiliated at the Super Bowl

The Pats are really "serving punt" tonight! 😄🤣😭

the babysitter brought the baby a board book with pictures of babies and dogs in it and check out Baby Foster Wallace over here

So true

Not sure I'm gonna get along with my new coworker

getty images is short for spaghetti images. it later branched out to other kinds of images

It's that time of year again youtu.be/sjco86ekIlQ?...

At least I didn’t do anything super embarrassing like run for congress or become a weird Zionist about it

Congragulations

Nick singing Greg Bovino to the tune of Dan Bongino to the tune of Hallelujah.

oh to be a plump little kiwifruit with no visible signs of injury

Being John Malkovich with Big Naturals

Muffins spelled backwards is exactly what you do when you take them out of the oven.

eat the slop www.artnews.com/art-news/new...

Wishing you all power purrs and mega meow moments

The biggest mistake that guy who flew too close from the sun made was that he wanted to experience flying for himself. He would probably still be alive if he just experienced it through his father icariously