Have you been injured in an accident involving a falling anvil, or running into a wall that someone had painted to look like a tunnel? Call the attorneys at

My green-eyed kitty, like a tuner, receives the signals of the world

Coyote Buffalo Elk Mountain lion Turkey

A Zootopian Film

hey guys i made a seasonal meme

, lend me your queers;

Give Jamie Loftus a Golden Globe you cowards

Olivia Nuzzi watching Cocoon with a towel on the bed

ngl, i can actually find politics semi tolerable when it enters the messy bitch realm

we need a Democratic party for the left

Some time in the future, there is a time traveler asking "What do you mean that was the wrong Kennedy?"

when i was younger we had different things than the things people have now

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Everybody like the moon Because it light up the sky at night and it lovely and it makes the tides go and we like it

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

autogyrophilia

How this reads to me

just thinking about the first time i met Dr. Goodall. I was at the Dallas Zoo and ran into her out of the blue. I told her I was a huge fan and I'll never forget her response: "I am not Jane Goodall. I'm not even a woman. Please stop shaking my hand." that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.

Guy getting absolutely wrecked with a Twisted Tea after saying the n word set to Dave Matthews is my favorite in the genre

before and after hegseth's directive

it goes like this, the fourth, the fifth

Gruppenfuhrer Artie Bucco

South Texas game cam catches a raccoon riding a javelina (Dicotyles tajacu). The deer feeder corn attracts a lot of other species, but maybe we should worry about them all teaming up against us? (📷: Jeff Davis, TAMU-Kingsville alumni forum)

corporate wants you to find the difference between these pictures

Checking the news every morning like

It is wild that Charlie Kirk of all things is becoming *the* litmus test. Even just talking about the event publicly without a sufficient supply of sackcloth and ashes is cast as "promoting political violence." I haven't seen this kind of mandatory performance of allegiance and piety since 9/11.

you’re telling me a bottom performed this surgery?

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

ladies and gentlemen, we got him

I miss when we all thought he might have died

Gandalfini

That video from JD Vance is so unhinged that I spliced it next to the famous Tim Curry "SPACE!" clip from Command and Conquer 3.

Cool tip: it actually takes MORE effort to deliberately misgender someone AND it marks you as a total asshole! Pretty cool!

Oh, so you've never had Thick Malort, then?

as soon as there's evidence the shooter's identity isn't easy to weaponize things magically become complicated

I'm surprised they're not out there trying to track down someone named "Remington".

Wimdy vs. Not Wimdy

Me whenever someone disagrees with me on Reddit

The Immaculate Conception refers to Mary being born without sin and not Jesus being born without a real daddy

Bacitracin is the only drug named after a person (Margaret Tracy, whose infection was treated by the experimental antibiotic).

Rickets, the disease that is famously caused by a lack of food rich in vitamin d could never be caused by a lack of food rich in vitamin d

To the tune of "Werewolves of London"

is he embalmed while still alive?