lol my first thought was “oh this guy DEFINITELY works with Carmen San Diego”

Share a movie soundtrack you love. 🎥🎶

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

lame-duck-posting aside, he's wrong, the cutting of USAid will kill hundreds of thousands of people for no goddamn good reason and is objectively worse.

GDT STAY FUCKING BASED

my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic

It’s got what plants crave

oh now it makes sense, the whole thing was a product tie in with Monster Energy

Why do you think they’re slow walking it. Cash up front , they’re waiting for the check to clear.

Why the fuck is this app SO BAD at playing video? It works maybe 5-10% of the time for me on iOS

The first and most important question for any satellite mission is “why does this have to be done in space” In this case, the only answer they give is “because I have rockets and need to launch stuff to make money” There’s quite literally no other reason the concept of “orbital compute” exists

TODAY is gonna be the day

Nice thing to see on my way home.

Gotta be 1902. We told y’all about two digit years with y2k!!!

B. Legally my wife and I are the same person and unless I am explicitly asked not to share with her for a good reason I do.

It feels weird to attribute this magical knicks season to anything but the team but we all know this was mamdanis doing right?

I’m shocked fifth circuit opinions aren’t in comic sans given that they’re mostly fuckin clown shoes

Is quoting a movie you’ve never seen stolen valor

“yeah i can tell it was AI generated. how? just vibes, yeah. it has that certain gen-AI sais quoi”

"Isn't there someone you forgot to ask" and it's a guy who doesn't live in LA and has only even been back in America for like a week

You dumb motherfucker you’ve mixed up can’t and shouldn’t. AGAIN.

Disappointing to see even Paul Simon is now promoting this awful technology.

meta last week: how dare u mention this totally innocuous code in our smart glasses app that is not even activated yet u are making a big deal about absolutely nothing we have nothing to hide meta this week: wat code

Breaking hearts and ankles!

This is really beautiful

@kavehmd.bsky.social i'm only a couple min in, but you really sound like this experience was ... impact-ful

Ralph Lauren:

any js people here use daisyui? anybody actually use daisyui kit? it seems like a ridiculous amount of AI slop (no link to source, none of the modules it says you can install exist or are private, the "old version" of the page has no clickable links. like, why would someone pay for a domain for it?

This guy could be gaslit by an inanimate carbon rod

Happy birthday everyone!

the important thing, as you go about your day, is to be sure to speak over & down to at least one woman online. this could take the shape of correcting a correct statement, restating a joke to “improve” it, or literalizing a figurative statement & taking issue with it. now: go forth, guys, & reply.

Yourself but as a cartoon

I have questions and I’m not sure I want answers

*sobbing* wan-ker wan-ker

geologist sting: ROOOOOOOOOCK SAND

Shrimp and grits, Bo-Berry biscuit, chicory coffee. If it weren’t for the everything else, I’d miss living in the south way more

Silly label aside the answer is simple: I like nachos way more than exercise

"Sugar is not for grits!" 🗣🗣🗣

Look, I’m trying!

Bari Weiss feels like a free guess but it's also objectively correct

Jane Austen America Book. In June. 🤝 Pride & Prejudice

She was all disco, no panic

Genie: I will grant you 3 wishes. Me: I wish buffalo hot wings were the healthiest food on earth. G: Sweet. You have 3 wishes left. M: Dont you mean 2? G: Nah, Dawg, that wing wish was tight, I ain't charging you for that.

Pikachu dot gif

“Hey kids, it’s Dad, I’ve just been crashing out hard and need a few bumps of K to get me to the end of the week if you have any hookups,” wrote Elon Musk, who was said to be pale and shaking as he frantically typed out the requests to his children

pedant alert @jamesstout.bsky.social @miawong.bsky.social a quadrillion dollars is a billion million dollars 😬

lmao