As usual, a very hearty Go Fuck Yourself to anyone going, “Well what do you expect living in <insert red state du jour>?” or “Why don’t they just move?”

I just backed FLOYD MERCANTILE is Peter Mulvey & Jenna Nicholls on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/pet... I will back anything Peter does. I've been following his music for a quarter century and it has been an irreplaceable part of my life.

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better

If you don't allow copy and paste in your log in forms, not only do you NOT actually care about security, you hate people with motor issues.

O shit will it be passive aggressive af like my mom or completely ignore me like my dad

@iwriteok.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social I think this answers the question on today’s pod about how things are going in Norway lmao

Someone tell rfk that massive doses of polar bear liver will make him the most Kennedy Kennedy to ever Kennedy

*cocks pistol* soap dispenser’s haunted

Jesus my dude save some swagger for the rest of us

Got 'em

Idk why but this slang feels completely astroturfed

Literally the only movie I've seen at a drive-in theater

BREAKING: Donald Trump has written a poem titled "My Darkness" and he will be reciting it from the Rose Garden at 1 PM Eastern Time.

Pretty presumptuous of you to assume Star Wars dorks are going to … act like Star Wars dorks

undoubtedly grim, though i do think it's funny that they've invented a vpn where you ship all your data directly to the US intelligence community

Mount Rainier Expected to Let Out Little Fart in Celebration of Ash Wednesday: tinyurl.com/3d5sr9tn

THEY HAD THE “NO TAKE ONLY THROW” DOG MEME SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO

My life is now incomplete.

And the second and third groups hate the first more than they hate republicans

Get in loser, we're losers. This is the loser bus

what makes something "vulnerable to AI" is not the capacity of machines but the credulity of management.

he'll be livin in a VILLA down by the RIVIERA

Bad day for all things related to patriots and the U.S. One can say, it was a…turning point…

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Lao Gan Ma spicy chili crisp $7,500 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

Wait why is option c (or a for that matter) so bad?

Voulez-vous voir un cadavre?

American politics ✨

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Ol boy walkin around with a nine head out here

here on Bluesky "barely legal" means you're 37

With his Jimmy Cicero lookin ass

Saying nothing is the most freeing thing we can do!

Spoiler alert: per Erika, the only Amazing Race is "White"

is that ole poopypants?

The pastor's demons are speaking for him, we must not hear aspersions cast upon masa harina

What's your budget? If you're willing to drop $100 or so, try Yellow Spot Irish Whiskey. Smooooth as butter.

I just thought everyone should see this

*extremely Sting voice* i want myyyyy behind the bastards APPLE PODCASTS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.

"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans

Is it Skarsgård week at @coolzonemedia.bsky.social? @whysophiewhy.bsky.social is this your doing?

Meetings with new clients

math textbook covers for some reason:

Singing B-L-U-E-Y to the tune of Queen Latifah’s UNITY

My first finished book of 2026 was @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social ‘s absolute banger The Originalism Trap: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/735353... If you feel helpless to stop the dingdongs in the black robes, read this and get you some hope. I did.

i can type clearly now the skide is gone 🎶