They are, at the very least, extremely uncreative

Do you also get all the loyalty of the chuds with early aughts beaters that are about to have EXTREMELY funny bumper stickers? Feels like the answer should be "obviously" but you can never tell with the legal system.

Hey #atproto JS/TS-devs, question for you. I'm working on lexicons for an on-protocol NPM registry similar to atpkgs.easrng.net (but different) and I'm wondering -- how frequently do you, as a package author, change your license, if ever? I want the core "package" object to be immutable so I ...

Well it’s not often an Onion headline makes me want to walk into the forest and never return but here we are

Every word in that sentence felt less likely than the word before it.

A meth lab

I heard the jerky was seasoned timbs

If we can get Vance to do a budd dwyer impression it’ll make up for everything

“Which views make you feel out of place, motherfuckers?” An angry goose honks

Congratulations on a job well done, bike guy

Tangled.org has inspired me. I’m gonna do an OCI registry (dockerhub if you’re nasty) on #atproto

nasa employee: oh hey y'all are back astronaut: Jerry's verified? nasa employee: yeah, so? Where u going? astronaut: *turning off their phone and getting back on the rocket ship* Jerry's verified.

Hey it’s the only team in MLB I almost always forget exists

Seagulls

you dropped this, king (takes severed head out of the bucket at the base of the guillotine)

Jesus Christ these are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet

I wish I could start at the bottom (son of a CEO) And work my way to the top (CEO)

the guys walking around in shoes that don’t fit are not gonna do a 25th Amendment

If we’re all obliterated soon, I’m sorry to anyone I’ve ever hurt who didn’t deserve it

Law and Chaos remains my comfort listens on Tuesday and Friday. As soon as I get my budget worked out, I'm gonna subscribe for no ads and more chaos

Counter theory: there’s no way his parents told him that

I think we can all agree that we've taken this whole "anybody can be president" thing too far.

Betteridge strikes again!

Alt text: hand-drawn three panel comic on lined paper. Panel 1: angry person at a computer which reads: ALGOSLOP.COM SEE POST? SIGN UP! COOKIES? Y/N and Clippy asking “USE OUR AI! Please!” Person says “WE RUINED THE INTERNET!” Panel w: going thru a door, angry person says “IM GOING OUTSIDE”

this is just to say i have forgotten to generate the share holder value which you were probably expecting of me forgive me i was caught up in dread so existential and so deep

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

One Good Man

we color eggs because jesus dyed

Keep going. Save yourself.

Every time I go to Waffle House I don’t remember how I got there. I assume teleportation

hear me out a Christian bakery called Jesus Crust

Hear me out a heavy metal themed vegan restaurant called Hail Seitan

oh no @socialistdogmom.bsky.social i played chicken with staring into the NBF statue's eyes and now they're stuck that way. WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO YOU AND MY MOM

I feel very firmly that my hate for "AI" is well grounded in evidence and ethics but I am also very aware that I'm old now, and that all the old people I clashed with up to this point always felt like their hate for new stuff was well grounded too lol

Oh so now copyright matters.

SIR I HAVE A BAD KNEE RN I CAN'T POP ASS IN MY OFFICE

@lizdye.bsky.social @andrewtorrez.bsky.social suggesting a crossover episode with @socialistdogmom.bsky.social. She covered Augustus Sol Invictus on her amazing show Weird Little Guys! Your legal expertise and Molly's expertise on weird little guys is a match made in heaven / two great tastes!

have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Mashup Bands Flogging Willies

lol looks like duke got that dog in them (derogatory)

I can’t tell if this headline is intentional or not

PINHEAD: no tears please. it's a waste of good suffering ME: huh (blue shell hits koopa troopa) come ON CHATTERBOX: (chattering) ME: wait (koopa shrunk by lightning, run over by bowser) such a dick dude FEMALE CENOBITE: Fool! You Expect Mercy Here? BUTTERBALL (bursts in): lets smoke some fuckin WEED

haters are one of Chicago’s most vital exports. they don’t grow them like that anywhere else. if you have been hated by someone from Chicago you never forget it. Leo talks like a guy who has to call up his confessor twice a day to yell about some new Truth Social post that’s making him see knives

Equally true

Hnnng