Smoked gouda

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

One of lifes scariest moments is when a woman calmly says "wow" during an argument

IT IS TIME.

Tanning 😬

On the one hand, duh. On the other hand, I don’t trust OpenAI to know shit about fuck. These assholes have really put me in a bind here.

Me this week after having to write objective C for the first time and thinking of devs who do this all the time

NASA employee: Oh hey u aren't supposed to be back here Pete Hegseth: Moon's Muslim NASA employee: what? Pete Hegseth: *loading a pistol and staggering onto the rocket-ship* Moon's Muslim

And it's bad enough that he looks like that but he can't even have a normal voice because h̸̞̝̜̭͛͒͌̎̍͠è̷̡̦͇̺̰͚͕̱̻̆̂͗̑̓̉͝͠ ̸͍͓̳͉̝̬̩̤̝̈̇ṣ̵̛̔͂̉o̷̧̡̪͎̓͑̃̎͆͊͝u̸̥̣̬̓́̈́̀̐̇̓̔͠͝ń̶̡̠̟̱̤̘̥͑̓̒͘d̷̗͓̰̣̗̥̝̻̘͗ś̸̖͖̼̰̩̩̹̬͌̉̃̈́̔͊̎̚̚ ̶̨̢̱̜̺̜͖̥͙̩̈̿̀̒̐̎̄̐l̴̛̥͍̤̏̽̒̕͘į̷̈́k̷͈̫̪̞͚̭̫̾e̷̝̱͍̘͌ ̶͎̼̊̄̆̾̐́̀̚̚ť̸̘̤͎͍ͅh̶̘̙̖̲̘̜̹͆i̸̧̞̮̫͓̠̣̥̿̒̀̃͗̀̈́̚s̵̡͕̪̭͔͎͉̝͒̐̓̍̚ͅ ̷͓͉̯̦̩̹̳̖̞͂͊ͅw̸̫̰͈̣̯͑̆̇̊͒͛͋̚h̷̞̟̖̝͐̋̌͛ẻ̶͇̬͙̻̭͝ņ̸̡͖͕̫̠̦͈̱͍̽̋͊̍̌̓̓̓ ̶̠͍̭̱̺̽͝ḩ̴́̏̾́̓̅̂̽͠ę̴̢̬̘̖̱͉̃͊̽̃̉̕ͅ ̵̧͍̳͔̜̃t̶̡̡̖̘̱̗̥͓̽̌̑̏̑̏̽͂͠a̵̱͇̩͍̰̙̗͐̂̈l̵̞̹͙͒̐͒̔̏͠͝k̴̛̺s̷̮̲̩͒̀. I can't believe they called him in front of congress to form sentences. He sounds like a zipper on a book bag! Stop asking him questions!

@chaclo.blacksky.app i really thought you were an average height man in tracksuits and for that i am sorry

Answer: “Seventeen cranks, a platypus that RFK Jr. believes is instilled with special powers, and the entrails of the dead bear he dumped in Central Park.”

Do it the hard way once you baby brained bitches. They have nothing. Every time someone’s done it the hard way the admin has lost or folded.

Weirdly also the GOP stance on elections

Pho or menudo. Gimme something with some off cuts in it.

"check this out memaw, we call it the sting"

Is his goal to protect the filibuster by giving republicans a supermajority next year, thus rendering the need to nuke it moot? Jesus fuck this guy is terrible at his job

Willis, of what speak'st thou?

Extremely hipster Chris Evans has a point

dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints

“Sanctioned human rights abuser” who sanctioned him bitch. Name all the countries. Just us? Just you? Sit down before your fake spine collapses

“Sanctioned human rights abuser” who sanctioned him bitch. Name all the countries. Just us? Just you? Sit down before your fake spine collapses

we fucking love to see class solidarity

fuck it

Celebrate the best portnoy bloodline, shun all others

We all need periodic reminders that the only good Portnoy is DreamTheater’s Mike

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

i'm fuckin wheezing

cornucobia

As someone who was born and raised in Newark Ohio and was there for that building’s construction, this is a mission impossible

Did Kevin hart write this

Tom Clancys Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt

These motherfuckers hate the metric system so much

The classics in this thread

NOPE - dashare.zone ADMIN

every word written about these people whose purpose is not to ruin their lives is at best wasted

Bloody clankers

This should get WIDE circulation: MIT stating that it “has no confidence in the provenance, reliability or validity of the data and has no confidence in the veracity of the research contained in the paper.” gizmodo.com/mit-backs-aw...

[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

this one

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

AMS is probably my favorite worldwide but in the states, I like Dallas Love, Burbank, and Columbus