Drum solo restarts

Hegseth invading Venezuela

I have yet to see a single royalty check from the documentary made about me (What About Bob, 1991)

O lawd he comin

I just completed "Cafeteria" - Day 5 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/5

Lemme get 1.5 guys

I've completed "Printing Department" - Day 4 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode got the run on the example input for part 2 under 75µs on my M1 MacBook Air, and the real input hovering right around 50ms. Pretty proud of that github.com/jghiloni/adv...

Incredible: Scientists announce discovery of dinosaur fossilized while saying "Eh, it's a living!"

does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?

The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in Eastern Market on Wednesday, nearly 15 years after someone proposed it in a viral social media post.

Holy shit this. Not even just in the legal world. LLMs, despite their marketing puppeteers, cannot, and will never be able to, reason.

I named my fists ESRB and PEGI because these hands are rated E for Everyone

The Right will never beat the rap that they are the biggest babies on the planet.

I am the (other) 50%

A supervised visitation An overdue child support An overcompensation

Happy Thanksgiving

Hey AT Proto folks, is there a way to flag an account as a bot that sends DMs (like @listifications.app) so that it doesn't have to go through age verification just because I live in a garbage state with garbage legislators?

No they don’t they can stay with me if you so unwelcoming

Getting kicked out of Planet Fitness for leaning over to pick up a toy on the floor

No worries if not.

Extremely blessed thread

people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat

Robocop Return of the Living Dead Coming to America National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

He’s back!

The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

Hey Bluesky lawyers is truth an absolute defense against a non disparagement clause asking for myself as I go through interviews

Hey I just read the alt text. As a Bengals fan I take offense. They’re not wasting time for fun. They take it extremely seriously.

Happy Clips

ADAM: oh look the McRib is back EVE: stop calling me that

What Dreams May Come

my friend a lot of people are gonna dunk on you for this, telling you you're a "dumb fucking scold" who should eat their "shit and hair" but i'm here to tell you to stand your ground and keep going – not because they're wrong (they're not) but because it would be so much fucking funnier if you did

It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.

How is homie on the right in 1935 dressed like a 1969 pimp

Look ppl, this is the bare minimum! Kudos to OI for meeting it!

Someone better at physics explain this to me: if time only moves one direction, then how was this putz simultaneously the VP nominee in 2016 and also born yesterday?

I suspect most would rather spend some time whipping democratic elected officials at this point

ME: Whatcha doin? WIFE: Watchin Dune. ME: I asked you first, Sharon.

As long as he does a bunch of stuff he’s never done before and doesn’t do a bunch of stuff he does all the time, totally worth it

might not have been the best TV show but it was absolutely the most TV show

Better answers and they might bring you shiny things

This inspired me to mash up these clips with Coffin Flop, and, well

Look up any experiment on UBI, you fucking mouth breather

I’m sorry what now

I can name every type of car that goes

If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up. "But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.