victory lapping on this one

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

grok, show me nude Tayne

damn girl, you shit with those dicknipples?

*watching Adolescence of Utena* you're a dyke now, you're a bike now, you're a dyke you're a bike you're a dyke you're a bike you're a

Heard there's been some sorta fuss about Slay the Spire 2 and decided to see what it was about and boy I should not have done that

SML 1129 also has @gunplagirlfriend.bsky.social & @purenell.bsky.social hanging out alongside special guest @deeshoo.bsky.social to chat about Mountain Dew and Pickle Oreos. Plus reviews too, but yeah, pickle oreos. How gross.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDG6...

Broad strokes? I sure hope she does

In the transition to COBRA my deductible and progress toward out-of-pocket maximum got reset. I've spent hours on the phone and I'm just S.O.L. My ability to afford the life changing surgery that's already scheduled for later this year hangs in the balance. Can you help? gofund.me/0cbb02f41

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

In case you missed it in the STELLATHON, @katbrush.art made a video performing/singing several of my posts and it is incredible, please watch it (pt 2 in replies)

STELLATHON is tonight from 6pm to Midnight ET, benefitting our friend @antlervel.vet! We'll have game streamers, comedians, and storytellers, plus fun donation rewards! Don't want to wait til tonight? Donations are now open! Let's do something nice for a nice person. summergamesfest.com/donate

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

you're telling me this coat is a top?

gimme those Montalbazongas. those Moundalbans. I want the Ricorbos

plastic surgeon: "So how big did you want them?" me: *pulls out photo of Ricardo Montalban*

I love all genders🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Because I have no gender. Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety. Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love? Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?

If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.

I've wanted a Twin Snakes remake forever, but without Kojima's involvement it's nothing more than eye candy

No notice on the house bill then fucking slipped it into an unrelated Senate bill so there wouldn't be a hearing. They knew they couldn't get it passed any other way. All to harass a trans representative. Fuck these ghouls.

I'm trying to stay calm about this but I don't know if or how long I can. My parents live in Kansas.

why did no one tell me Emerson Lake & Palmer made a Pictures at an Exhibition album, this fucking slaps holy shit

Cartoon for @airmail.news

As power outages extend, people may find themselves using portable generators for the first time. If you are a new generator owner, you may not realize how much carbon monoxide a generator can produce. It's enough carbon monoxide to kill in minutes. www.cnn.com/2026/01/26/w...

thinking about this card for some reason...

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

announcing MELT THE ICE, a 12-hour winter fundraiser marathon benefiting families threatened by ice in minneapolis. we got games, guests, education, music, and some really wacky stuff! schedule and more details coming tomorrow! this saturday (1/24) at 12PM central at twitch.tv/deluxevideodrift

Being John Malkovich with Big Naturals

I recommend that you simply do not let rosemary mint hair oil drip into your eye

Wishing you all power purrs and mega meow moments

*friend comes out as trans* me, in the closet: shit, now I have to wait two more years or else everyone will think I'm a copycat

Our latest: 📰Rumors of FBI letters threatening trans public figures center on an AI-generated document 📰 📝: @jane.theneedlenews.com Go to theneedle.news/tmx_ADwZF to read the article!

There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female. But the heart and soul have much more personality. It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words. You were born to live freely. Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

ended up at the staff party the last day and @b0tster.yeag.gay was there destroying people at Beyblade

somebody just handed me an onion in the indie game room

I fucking love MAGFest

I will be here, at the MAGFest, until Monday

I am at the Music And Gaming Festival, if you are also here let me know and I will say hi (if you want)

i miss when this guy was the only LLM

This is exactly how wormholes work. This is how home fires happen.

okay this is just ridiculous

God the “guy who complains that it takes his girlfriend three hours to get ready” to “girl who takes three hours to get ready” pipeline is so real

Meet The Parents rule 63 with genderbent Robert de Niro sporting absolutely massive honkers: "I've got nipples Greg...can you milk me?"

I can't dude he chapped my lips!!

I haven't seen the new movie yet but I'm assuming this still applies

[Aaron Burr - singing and dancing] I would like to be in the room. Mr. Burr, for the last time, you must remain behind the safety glass.

I'm working on the print format of this strip! I'm sorry it took so long, I'm a tired thing. Looks awesome tho✨️