I haven't seen the new movie yet but I'm assuming this still applies

[Aaron Burr - singing and dancing] I would like to be in the room. Mr. Burr, for the last time, you must remain behind the safety glass.

I'm working on the print format of this strip! I'm sorry it took so long, I'm a tired thing. Looks awesome tho✨️

met a cute girl last night. really friendly but kept trying to steal my tater tots

I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name He did this six times Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel

jesus christ that's so much self-tan

Have you been injured in an accident involving a falling anvil, or running into a wall that someone had painted to look like a tunnel? Call the attorneys at

People just love introducing themselves to me right after I've gotten out of the bathroom. Folks can't get enough of that cold, not-quite-dry-yet handshake.

fuck, y'all were supposed to wake me up September ends. I have ADHD, I've slept though 18 alarms

I’ve seen so many people dunking on MAGA folks for suggesting Bad Bunny ought to be deported, or on ICE for saying they will be present at the Super Bowl. They say “Puerto Rico is part of the United States, dumbasses!“ This isn’t helpful. 🧵

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

what genius decided to call it estradiol valerate and not partially estrogenated vegetable oil

you think you don't have childhood trauma and then your gf excitedly suggests you could be a red flag on Crowd Control

today I learned that @surasshu.com has this massive blocklist for youtube channels that hock bullshit AI generated music, if you're like me and enjoy vapourwave you know it's a fuckin minefield out there so this helps TREMENDOUSLY surasshu.com/blocklist-fo...

Give folks their flowers No, I mean right now. Go tell someone you loved their work right now. They're on social media just say it, it has never been easier "They know how much people love--" no they don't go say it right now to a composer or artist or game dev or writer or anyone AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

post u from a different era

i know two different people who started HRT this week. THIS WEEK! In the middle of ALL THIS BULLSHIT TARGETING US. they, like me, are fighting to stay alive. that isn't nihilism. That's hope.

it goes like this, the fourth, the fifth

corporate wants you to find the difference between these pictures

Once again, asking the lofi girl team to establish a playlist for PSA lofi music - www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PYm...

Hey - if you're creating something yourself, be it a wood carving, a sewing project, a painting, a 3D model, a music piece, a clay sculpture, or anything else: I'm proud of you. Keep going. You've got this. Don't listen to the bad voice; listen to mine. You're important. Keep at it. Head high.

Wimdy vs. Not Wimdy

It's kind of a trip revisiting queer media that you originally encountered before transitioning. Like, the first time I played Sayonara Wild Hearts, I thought it was about a breakup with some dude. And Steven Universe was a *completely* different experience (spoiler: a lot more crying)

BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - dashare.zone ADMIN

come to Mako Reactor 1 in next 20 minutes if u want an asskicking

"Vegas Human Centipede isn't real, it can't hurt you" Vegas:

$80/$750 thank you for the help we’ve received so far. i’m starting a second part time job tomorrow but we have bills coming due this week and i won’t actually get a decent check for at least another couple weeks. any help is appreciated more than i can say.

TRANS HEALTHCARE TROLLEY PROBLEM A runaway trolley is set to roll down the empty track, saving the trans people. However, that guy over there might voluntarily walk onto the train track. Do you pull the lever, sacrificing the trans people to protect that one guy from possibly making a mistake?

I just realized that's fucking Helly as the ex

I think this graffiti might be Tulsa's most significant contribution to popular culture since the Watchmen TV show

now we don our gay apparel

today's the day

love it when my state is on the news

Highly recommend this game about biking around a rural Japanese town catching fish and collecting bugs

if you raze my hometown I swear to god...Kansas City did nothing to you

if you're my nemesis you're legally required to tell me. and also give me a lil smooch.

the scar on my hand has been aching, which I'm pretty sure means that A Prophecy™ is about to be fulfilled

my new album! escucha that! a companion EP looms on the horizon ✨ mirlo.space/system-delex...

yeah I've got an OF

pp so small it doesn't set off the airport scanners

it all comes back to our old friend Tommy Kinkade. this is yet another reminder to read my very long essay Let's Play Life about right wing kitsch art, nostalgia, youtube, and the future of art if you still haven't ellaguro.blogspot.com/2024/03/lets...

So, uh, if anyone is making a game and has a budget for a composer (even a modest one), I'm available and pretty dang good at it. I've had quite a few things fall through recently and I would really appreciate the opportunity.

who wants uppies

just randomly found an animated Rhythm Heaven Fever porn parody and nothing has ever been more my shit

my brother really needs to stop doing this when he wants to play Iron Banner

I feel like I won the lottery, lol

money has been getting tighter and tighter. I can't apply for unemployment in my state and there's only one drivable car between me and my denmates so I'm stuck atm. links in the quoted post if you wanna donate. any amount helps