You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. It's already almost noon, I don't think you'd even get the sets built until at least 9pm.

Bad idea #624: Miller Low-Life - the beer for scoundrels and wastrels

You've cherry-popped your last daddy.

Wait, 'Inception' was a real movie? I thought I dreamt that!

Semper fi

This is great news, but the worst people you know are going to use it as the reason why we can start powering everything with coal again.

There's nothing bad you can say about Tim Curry

I had plans to go to a movie on Tuesday, but was afraid I'd miss a potential game 6. But now I don't need to worry. Thanks Knicks. Thnicks.

Knicks in Six, baby! Knicks in Seven! Knicks in Eight! Just keep playing!

According to the laws of the city of New York, he's now Mayor for Life.

Spike Lee's work here is done

I'm just glad Tracy Morgan was there to witness this

It's not always about the money, Spida-Man... It's about the Knicks, baby Love the Knicks Alright, baby Let's go get a championship, baby Love the Knicks Let's go Knicks

The amount of people just laying on their horns out here is wild.

They fuckin did it AGAIN!

When your team colors are grey and black, any wide shot of your arena makes it look like you're playing in a daguerreotype from 1846.

KNICKSKNICKSKNICKSKNICKSKNICKSKNICKSKNICKSKNICKS

I thought a trillion dollars would be enough to get someone who can actually write jokes for you that don't suck out of control.

I may not be a trillionaire, but at least I'm not a huge asshole.

FACT: A tiny skunk is known as a 'skink'

Yeah, but at least it doesn't demand health insurance! Amirite?

As a resistor, V/I.

This is all just a big socialist plot by Mamdani to get New Yorkers to make him Mayor forever.

Whoever they hired to burn sage in MSG after Trump left deserves a huge tip.

Got DAMN

It really looks like Doctor Who is dead for the time being. That said, The Time Being is my pitch for the big bad of the next reboot. CALL ME, BBC.

Excited for Kingdom Hearts 4 to explore Disney's new acquisitions. King of the Hill World here I come!

A library of books about DuckTales that uses the Dewey Decimal Syste-- No, wait-

Awwww yeahhhhhh

About 10 hours left! Go support the lovely #PrideBookFair authors before promo week ends (please)

Batman villain Two-Face, but split horizontally.

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I'm watching the latest Jurassic World and it's dumb as hell. Thinking about it, what makes the original Jurassic Park so good (besides the obvious) is that it had something to say. (1/2)

Which Jurassic Park movie is the best one and why is it 'We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story'?

Big Z once again killing it with the communication

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Time traveling to the past and telling my younger self that we have awesome new rockets, artificial intelligence, self-driving cars, and everything cool you dreamed about, but we put all the bad guys from 80s movies in charge of them.

Fellas, is it gay to be gay?

Marcia Lucas is a key reason Star Wars is as good a movie as it is. We've lost a film titan.

Mid-Life Crisis On Infinite Earths

Spider-Man, charmingly befuddled at his handling of this situation, mentally prepares a lecture on power and responsibility, while Frank straight up murders some child traffickers.

BREAKING: Jabberjaw and The Neptunes have also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration

Elephants. Too big?

"You wanna know how I got these cars?" - A.I. Deepfake Heath Ledger for Carvana

Proud* to say that DUCKETT & DYER is in Bundle 3 - Live Free or Pride Hard *Am I doing that right? No? Fuck

The best time to share my own personal Stephen Colbert story was 2 days ago. The second best time is today. So let's do it. A short, inconsequential 🧵 (1/7)

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