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Random comment seen on Mastodon: "AI artwork looks the way Christian Rock sounds."

"Speak softly and carry a Big Gulp"

there is a version of being the Great Author where i am serious and all my photos are black & white glossies of me holding my head which contains my Powerful Brain and it would probably be good for my career and the longevity/respectability of my art but it sounds so exhausting i just cant

Happy Pride month to the whole LGBTQNJ+ rainbow!

Every guy in a videogame:

I think those 6 beers might have been drugged

Gamers Nexus video ca 2021: proper thermal paste application, does it matter? Gamers Nexus video 2026: the fires of California will be quenched with the warm blood of the executive class

'wait when did chuck tingle get political?'

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

"Et tu, JD?"

My dishonest deaction to that disinformation:

i honestly never thought we'd half-ass a war with iran. it seemed like the end goal of a certain strain of powerful foreign policy interest such that if it ever happened it would be the culmination of decades of careful plotting and maneuvering. but nope, they got there and they're just YOLO'ing it

Wise words

5 dollars right now if you can do 10 good posts 24 normal replies 24 reading the actual article everyone on bluesky is failing

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

Towbrary of Babelxandria

potbelly is the new quizno's (derogatory), jersey mike's is the new subway (complimentary), firehouse subs is the new blimpie (derogatory)

Boston friends:

Repost for reasons

Them: "You spend your whole day scrolling" Me: "It's my job. I'm a writer. Ideas are everywhere and I've curated my feed in order to find inspiration." My feed:

Your post is being read by...The Nozzle

Q+D, graphic design is my passion, etc etc

Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.

I haven't had the capacity to keep up with moderation lists for a bit, but this one is really obvious, so I'm stealing some energy from Future Me: a list for the extremely obvious wave of inauthentic accounts following today's newly-created US gov accounts bsky.app/profile/did:...

THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN MY BUTT www.amazon.com/Federal-Gove...

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

babe, wake up new trans rights symbol just dropped

Okay, I've deleted my earlier post. Apparently, this is *not* a pipe. But the fact that I thought it was says a lot about society.

Lander: "It's just gross, racist bigotry. Meanwhile he's running an optimistic, upbeat campaign for a NY where everybody belongs, and I feel proud as the highest-ranking Jewish elected official in NYC to be supporting somebody who would be the first Muslim mayor—what could be more NYC than that?"

If a 33 year old socialist immigrant Muslim can win the Dem mayoral nomination in a landslide in the biggest city in the entire country Fuck it man, the game is on, get this shit moving and start fighting

"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

This guy is just posted up outside of Congress and I’m honestly not sure what his political views are but I agree

Good morning Happy Earth Day

On Bluesky, sometimes SW stands for sex work but other times SW stands for Star Wars. Tread carefully, adventurer

Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once

notably absent? that's right: gamers

Near as I can tell, what’s new about “brainrot” vs what my generation grew up with is that these kids today are smart enough to call it “brainrot”.

Some people are reading this as “Oh we should give up.” Obviously no, progressives just shouldn’t expect that playing by their rules will work for us…we need to play our own game, and I’m already seeing it happen.

PSA FOR ARTISTS