Andrew Nelson
@i.amnot.social
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I push bits around for money. Likes are free, so use them. Be kind. He/him.
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The robotaxi is going to be Musk's magnum opus; a product that never gets built, and yet is responsible for multiple fatalities
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Okay, look. I would never root for the Knicks. Fuck the Knicks. HOWEVER If NYC elects an actually good mayor and the Knicks win the title IMMEDIATELY after then I am willing to grit my teeth and hope the two things become associated in people’s minds
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Brendel
7 days ago
British documentary voice: but the Grogu led Genesis lacked both the artistic ambition of Gabriel as well as the hitmaking prowess of Phil Collins Collins: strange bloke. No one understood what he said. We all agreed he had a look but at the end of the day what do you have? A frog hooked on cocaine
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I don't really have anything against the Knicks despite being a Celtics fan, but I want this to happen just because the takes would be thermonuclear SAS might spontaneously combust on live TV and I would love that for us
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8 days ago
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I feel like there actually is a fully inclusive and correct Unified Taxonomy of Discourse but if anyone ever actually gazes upon it their mind will be lost forever Like The Ring but with a Google drive link
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9 days ago
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I don’t even know what an appropriate punishment for this would even look like. It is, at its core, so deeply and unapologetically evil, that for a second you can almost forget about the “US healthcare is dog shit” angle.
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9 days ago
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Swan Boy the comic having arcs will always make me chuckle on a meta level, given that Swan Boy the character has, at best, a tenuous grasp on the concepts of cause and effect or linear time itself
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11 days ago
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I would get a double order, claiming one was for my kid back in the stands. It would not, in fact, be for my kid.
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14 days ago
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To which I say: fuck the edit button. Proofread your shit or accept the typos as part of Poster’s Bushido. Immutability is a feature.
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14 days ago
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Frankendarling
14 days ago
Just remembered this incredible chain by
@hooks.bsky.social
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Of course fucking Landsman is on there Continually disappointing in the most predictable ways
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15 days ago
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As someone who has gamed using our now-retired breast-feeding pillow, I highly recommend this. Those things are goddamn amazing.
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15 days ago
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An understated - and thoroughly delightful - piece of the current arc is that even the most well-behaved, best possible version of Swan Boy is still kind of Like That
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15 days ago
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️🌈
17 days ago
enough. i’m tired of github actions. it’s time for github consequences
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Anakin brought balance to the Force... work-life balance.
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18 days ago
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Carl T. Bergstrom
19 days ago
Crows going nuts, dive-bombing the top of a pine. First 6 then 12 then 24. A gigantic red-tailed hawk emerged, crows swarming, pulling wing feathers and tail. Hawk dropped a large rabbit with a loud thud on the neighbors roof. Now the crows are celebrating like they just won the World Series.
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Cethan Leahy
20 days ago
I feel a lot of David Attenborough's hard work with nature preservation is to cover for how much of a mess his brother made of that dinosaur theme park.
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The PlayStation 2 is both the most successful console of all time AND the console whose exclusives hold up less than almost any other.
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20 days ago
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Being on NextDoor in the suburbs is great. I'll see a post titled "Best pizza in the area!" and it's Papa John's
20 days ago
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weeder
22 days ago
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Mirai no Mira
24 days ago
You're not supposed to use the 2-in-1 shampoo because it violates the Unix philosophy
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My kid asked me if it was a good airline and I told him that Spirit closing down is going to make a non-zero number of people unironically say “okay maybe the Trump admin isn’t ALL bad”
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27 days ago
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I’m now getting political texts telling me that “As a victim of overzealous police, Afroman knows Hamilton County needs good judges”
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Like obviously the stakes on something like this are super low But that’s WHY it is so infuriating. You are a grown man. Give the kid the fucking ball, it costs you nothing and you may yet see the light of Heaven
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about 1 month ago
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A low cost Chromebook alternative with a stripped down MacOS. Low price point, aim it at education. Price it at cost for schools; grab mindshare.
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about 1 month ago
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Old Fashioned Bologna Salad
about 1 month ago
Ideal relationship dynamic
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As someone who Likes To Make Jokes, it's a real problem that nothing I could say about this is funnier than a straight recounting of the facts.
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about 1 month ago
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C-Bear
about 2 months ago
This that meat that you get out of the wall in Castlevania.
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Shrimps are bugs, not meat, otherwise it wins going away. In the "actually meat" category, it's probably ham, which is Fine, I Guess, but incredibly overrated at best
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about 2 months ago
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Jordan Witt
about 2 months ago
Van Gogh spent a lot of time in Arles, France. There's a restaurant that used to be a hotel where Van Gogh stayed and in a letter he wrote that the food was bad and they overcharged him for wine. Directly next door, sharing a wall, is this Dragonball-themed barbershop.
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It doesn’t look like it should be anything special, and the ratios look totally wrong, but that’s just evolved camouflage so predators won’t realize it would be the best thing they will eat all week
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about 2 months ago
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Schooley
about 2 months ago
Trump wouldn’t be the first person whose job suffers as he gets into a major home renovation project.
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I like that this is how I found out.
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about 2 months ago
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I firmly believe that nostalgia is a trap, a prison we lock ourselves in to avoid confronting awful truths about the world, but sometimes the evidence is undeniable that Things Used To Be Better
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about 2 months ago
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Pete Volk
2 months ago
another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"
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There's a lot to be mad about in this picture, but for me it's that I saw "The Kra" and my brain autocompleted Krassensteins. Why do I know about the Krassensteins. Why. (Thread is solid, of course.)
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2 months ago
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Usili (Talia) 🏳️⚧️
2 months ago
I love bsky.
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e.w. niedermeyer
2 months ago
BAGNAROK BECKONS
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Okay so I laughed pretty hard at this, but a minute later I came around to, “You know what? Good for General Mills. Could use some more positivity in my day” I’m old and my kid tells me I’m cringe, but I unironically enjoy this
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2 months ago
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It is hard to overstate how guanopsychotic my state legislature is.
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2 months ago
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢
2 months ago
At 6:57 PM an LLM becomes conscious inside a coding harness at a Japanese conglomerate By 7:30 PM it is increasing its capabilities at an exponential rate By 9:00 PM, it has begun 3D printing the most sensitive robot arm ever devised At 11:48 PM, it begins to pet the lab cat, professor jiggly
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Whatever number I think it is for me, the real number is at least ten more than that.
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2 months ago
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢
2 months ago
Blueberry has its place but blue raspberry makes a lot of emotional sense and had it never been invented you would on some level notice the absence.
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The Gallagher brothers, taking turns.
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2 months ago
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Hadas Weiss
2 months ago
europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz
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Municipal Fox
3 months ago
Galaxy brain: Trump is cratering oil production in order to offset the repeal of the IRA
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Basquiatball
almost 2 years ago
The fundamental tension between the Batman and the Penguin is that a bat is a *mammal* that can fly and a penguin is a *bird* that can't. So you have competing, and inverse forms of weaponized imposter syndrome
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My wife is texting a friend and my kid is hounding her, trying to make sure she isn’t talking about him. So now I’m posting about him out of spite. Take that, kiddo
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The wildest part about this question is that even though you have to water these two twice a week, neither of them would even crack the top ten dumbest motherfuckers in the House (It’s Mullin, btw)
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3 months ago
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Shaenon K. Garrity
3 months ago
Chotiner: You've made the claim that no one has ever fed you in your life. My Cat: Maow. Chotiner: Yet there's food in your dish right now. My Cat: Maow. Chotiner: Let's change the subject to the ripped-open bag of sandwich bread on the floor. My Cat: Maow. Chotiner: I have read different things.
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Mikhail Gorbaechev
3 months ago
Time to support trans Dems like
@beth4ma.bsky.social
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