Say what you will about reboot culture and how I.P. is never allowed to die but Howdy Doody was one of the biggest cash cows in history and he is GONE we put that motherfucker in the ground

Playing FF Tactics for the first time? Here’s a tip. Go to Mandalia Plain. You’re gonna spend 5 miserable hours having all your characters power up like goku next to a terrified bird or have them throw rocks at each other until they’re max level. This is the best game ever made btw.

Also not a coincidence that it includes “wart” because that airframe absolutely fucks.

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

We're all getting our jokes off on this and with good reason, but holy shit if that actually happens to any degree, Disney is in real trouble, the Disney Adults spend SO MUCH MONEY, like, it's hard to convey their spending without sounding like I'm making it up

Reminder #5782 that CatOS is universal, it's only the hardware that's different

It's that time of year again: Eat an entire raw pumpkin faster than our hippopotamus and win a lifetime membership to Greeneville Zoo!

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

My uncle went to Dr Mario multiple times a year with respiratory problems. Prescribed all kinds of pills. Eventually saw an article about how his problems could be caused by rising damp and realised the back of his cistern was leaking into the foundations. So he called a plumber, guess who turns up?

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

Eric is always worth listening to, and today moreso than usual!

A reverse philosopher’s stone, the thinkfluencer’s stone, if you will, that transmutes Silver into pee pee poo poo

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.

Data reads “The Game” absolutely could have been the B plot of a TNG episode. Actually, maybe it was.

A statement both evergreen and painfully applicable to this specific game

I am betting conservatively that Rudy's BAC at the time of the accident would have had to be measured in roentgens

One of the best feelings I've ever had with regards to TV is seeing a really great performance and thinking "they need to be in EVERYTHING" and then it actually happening: I saw Walton Goggins in The Shield and was like "oh man, he's amazing. I hope he does more stuff" I want more EBM, too, damnit

Every lawyer should get the day off in observance of the fact that they actually failed to indict a ham sandwich

Getting my copy of The Onion in the mail is always a mixed bag. It's genius, but goddamn, some of these headlines hurt to read

Deep Dish/Hot Dish 2028

I want to say Trevor Bauer, but he gave up the longest home run in history while pitching in Japan this season, which is definitely an accomplishment

ME, TENTING FINGERS ACROSS TBE TABLE: I am going to build a “Cracker Barrel of the mind” MARC ANDREESSEN: Here is $50,000,000,000

I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.

I’m always delighted when people whose work I enjoy turn out to be cool.

Damn, those NCAA commercials about how most student athletes go pro in something other than sports was not kidding around

My kid is a tween and has no conscious memories of an America before before Trump. When I talk about The Before Times he assumes I'm making shit up or just trying to troll him.

Lads the HONK I just honked

This Weird Science reboot is not for me

crime was higher when i lived in dc - and i worked in southeast (the “bad part”). never had a problem. dc is fine and people are afraid of their own shadows and only a complete moron would think trump would or even could do anything to improve it

I think cat people pretty much all hate LLMs. Dog people can go either way. I love dogs, but I wouldn’t take that sort of fawning from a person.

Obviously, not everyone needs to be a parent. And not every parent is great at managing their kids in public. But people who can’t coexist with children in a public space are the enemies of civilization. Like, if a kid being a kid in a restaurant ruins your day that badly, that’s on you, not the kid

After the A's and Cleveland win back-to-back 2035/2036, MLB finally implements relegation so that neither happens again

Mega Man Legends 1+2 Still bitter about them never making the third one though

Logo out here looking like off-brand Sunny Delight

microwave: yeah some of it will be hot. all of it will be soggy. oven: you got an hour? toaster: best i can do is vertical, boss air fryer, after ripping a line of cocaine: LOADED FRIES IN 3 MINUTES

I have every confidence Pritzker will manage to step on his dick like the rest of them, but also if he picks Walz as a running mate I will have to invent a brand new kind of nonsexual orgasm.

Counterpoint: this is the most American thing I’ve seen all day

I’m a middling cook on my best day, but I can laugh at myself and I’m nice to animals, which allowed me to WILDLY out kick my coverage

“<insert any superlative about fauna> in Australia” is gonna be a bad time regardless of the specifics, but “heaviest insect” is definitely not one of the better options

Atomic Robo is the finest two fisted pulp science hero long form storytelling in America. Buy this one and ALL THE OTHERS.

I mean, nothing against Cooper - he was a good governor and he's got great odds to win an important race, but man, he's already 68. Is our bench really so thin?

The trick is that modern software development is like, 75% communicating with other people. Everything worth doing these days is so big and so complex that you need a team, and you have to coordinate. I absolutely prioritize communication when hiring!

I guess I didn't think people would ever try the "they were roommates!" line on a straight couple but here we are

They are not kidding, here. There is no way you are guessing this, there’s no chance you even get the gist of it. Holy shit

This latest news just puts pressure on the rest us to step up our birthday card message game.

Even if this WAS a financial decision - which it clearly is not - it would be a terrible one! "Eating the seed corn" levels of misguided! Are they trying to cover up their shitheel behavior by feigning incompetence? Just say it with your whole chest, Paramount, no one believes the lies anyway

The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up

"Trevor Bauer getting rocked" content is much like "Cybertrucks failing in various ways" content: it is all delicious and my appetite for both is endless, so give me all you got and then some

Ah yes, the Pennsylvania Energy and Innovation Summit. The P.E. 'n' I.S. for short.

Team member: I got access to the drive!! Other team member: yeah!!! 🎉 Other other team member: oh yeahhhhhh 😂 💃 Me: a gif of a raccoon setting a trash cannon fire