SAM MERRILL COOKIN EM

LETS GO CAVS

I GOT A BIG OL VEIL OF SUMMER #MTG #SCGCINCINNATI

Check out these big glasses I took a picture next to

My heart is full

Seeing the sights

So I did leg day Tuesday and I can't walk

Equal to Jake

I believe that is a phenomenon known as a Cavalanche

Time to go do fraud (vote for Democrats)

2026 John Henry fable be like "before that AI shall beat me down, I'll die with my keyboard in my hands."

We deserved some garbage time. Sleep tight, Cleveland. Hit those hork snus and maybe some mimimimis

Obviously the Cavs always knew they were better and just waited until 2Q Game 7 to start trying

Can Cleveland make the second round with a basketball team comprised entirely of introverts? - an investigation

Got cold rained on all day building a bridge over 271. That bath hit like none other

This is super well written and just a great piece on the culture. I've been playing Magic for more than half of my life and while I can't tell people not to spend hundreds on Iron Man, I'm proud to say I spent $0 on TNMT and Spiderman.

yeah, so two things. first, i have been saying for some time that *this* is the message. and that it is a broad one that can fit a large number of concerns. and second, this dude has the juice.

Bad news: Guardians could not hit when it mattered and lost 1-0. Bazzana did not hit a home run to me (very unlucky). Good news: Got out in time to catch the end of sunset. #Cleveland

Okay we are a go for Bazzana's first game. Got tickets like 6 rows back in right field bleachers so I am primed to catch his first MLB HR and give it back to him. #Guardians

this is very true! for many americans, the republicans are the party of the rich (laudatory) and if you want to be rich one day then you should be a republican bsky.app/profile/xtda...

They finally called up Bazzana

First trophy, 7-0. Cauldron with Teacher's Pest and Sloth was awesome. All the prepare rares and Dismember obviously awesome.

Scene at a Bullfight, Diversión de España, after Francisco de Goya, early 19th c, 📸 by @byalexcoffey.bsky.social

Here is $1 for every $10,000 that OSU paid UC to play both games of a two-game contract in Columbus over 16 years. The I-O in the OHIO chant stands for "I owe UC $1.3M to continue being the biggest nit bitches in football." @edsbs.bsky.social #CharitibundiBowl

My ass would be playing magic tournaments around the world with the most *aesthetic* (expensive) card choices available. My cardboard would be pristine, the food and hotels impeccable, and the bedtime on point.

ne sutor ultra crepidam

A10 regent with a second row of relics! lmao I got dream catcher off the trash pile and with the starting relic and pael's wing I was low key popping off. The deck was not that good- just a forge deck but carried by 200 relics

Would you rather fight 10 Mamdani sized zambonis or one zamboni sized Mamdani?

NYT: The Mets should have struck out against Paul Skenes out of respect.

Huge moment in gaming - I cleared A10 on Necro at 6 AM after working night shift. I failed A10 like 23 times. #STS2

Cracking open a cold one with the boys tn

British Eiffel 65 be like "and a blue courgette"

I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

These FIFA peace prize guys are built different

If the SOTU is anything except Trump drawing a picture of a clock that reads 5:40, I'm.not interested.

that's the stuff

The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante

You're gonna disagree with some moots about all the shit going on. Some people cope with the stress through optimism and some wish Chuck Schumer to be flung into the Potomac. Try not to be too dickish to people you largely agree with and focus your anger on America's real villain, Michael Rapaport

Shout out to my friend for riffing on the last post, this was all her.

And on the fifth day, God made boy dinner.

Had my yearly physical. My chart says "he lives as a short but sturdy man though of slightly woeful and anxious countenance"

part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis

Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O'Hara: "People have had enough. This is the third shooting in less than 3 weeks. The MPD went the entire year last year recovering about 900 guns from the street, arresting hundreds of violent offenders, and we didn't shoot anyone ... this is not sustainable."

"how's your non violence working Mr Gandhi?" "pretty good, we got the country back and exported the concept to about 150 other freedom movements"

Citizens are in the driver's seat now imho. It's cool if some politicians are quicker on the uptake than others but they are following us now, I'm not waiting for them anymore

Worth noting that one reason you’re benefitting so fully from the Star-Tribune’s timely, extensive coverage of unfolding events is that it’s a metro newspaper that hasn’t been systematically starved to further enrich shareholders and executives.

Minnesota is the best of us.

The temperature is five degrees Fahrenheit, but with the wind chill, it feels like you betrayed your best friend during your life and you have been banished by God to the Frozen Lake Cocytus to be buried up to your neck in ice for all eternity.

This guy is so good at writing it's a little upsetting.