message that comes up when you want to close mobydick.exe

Weapon degradation but it’s like, your sentient sword gets off on being called a dull useless piece of scrap

Good morning from weeb heaven (Akihabara)

that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth

Get in

@magpie.tips Dodgers game on at the Osaka hotel breakfast buffet

just woke up. had an insane dream that sony spent like 4 billion on bungie only to shut down destiny 2 and lay almost everyone off in under 4 years. imagine if any of that actually happened that would be crazy

"A thousand years ago is also right now, and in this infinite heartbeat, his loved ones are dead, and they are also alive. 'Time is not linear,' sing Louis's electrons. 'You will always be with your family on a patio in July.'" www.ishtar-collective.net/entries/thir...

Thank you, Destiny. Burgersquad forever

After like a decade of being online friends we finally got to meet @hiyg.yurifc.gay 💖 @adamjford.page

This is your fault

Same dude

Things don't have purposes, as if the universe were a machine, where every part has a useful function. What's the function of a galaxy? I don't know if our life has a purpose and I don't see that it matters. What does matter is that we're a part.

You had your chance, and now see what I have become

costco ascension 0: 1h46m clear / achievements: *starter glizzy: applied hot dog buff before taking cart *cheap drunk: 2+ bottles of vodka at checkout costco ascension 14: 26m clear / achievements: *kirkland kaution: didn't add any new products to cart *small sample size: declined all snack buffs

Drunk! At the Kushikatsu Isakaya

Everyone’s calendars are filling quick but just wanted to give you a heads up

@americanoonline.com Strawberry Oreos…

You truly are a genius thought leader to be asking a question so multifaceted and deep. My programming skills aren’t just Ruby and Python, they’re any type of gem — and any type of snake!

lol. lmao

hero

Help, I’ve become a Disney Adult. Please eliminate me immediately

Hello, I am from the Future, wearing Future Fashionable Accessory

please read this whole thread. you won't regret it.

Been engaging in some crass consumerism today @chelseadagger.bsky.social

less of a games media beef than a mild games media issue: it's very easy to report business stuff in video games in a way that serves nobody but some executives

hmm

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey

It’s good that they have a game they like but every tweet about Marathon that comes across my feed is like somebody describing a dream they had followed by a screenshot of the control centre dash of the national grid

Not in the mood

crankin hog or hoggly crankin?

My bisexual drink trifecta is unbalanced

The James Hoffmann Americano video is unreal. I cannot explain the way it is at once a complete average Hoffmann video and also mesmerizing and faintly unsettling.

Just fuckin chillin

Hello from 4:48PM on Friday!

30 years ago on this day, Captain Janeway of the USS Voyager made the obviously correct choice and murdered the abomination Tuvix, thus saving the galaxy from having to contend with the existence of Tuvix.

Can't stop thinking about this comment on a Northernlion slay the spire video

I actually drew this earlier this year because my brain is broken in a very similar way.

Generational tweet that might even spawn a school of architecture.