Having a very existential crisis about sour vs tart rn

how many times is the letter e in enterprise

Me prepping for a lil road trip with @joekohlburn.bsky.social today

Reminder that this program is 100% volunteer run so maybe you should send me and dave some ice cream money 😇

All this talk about "the arch" sure is confusing for my tiny st-louis-based brain

Hey quick question St Louis: what the fuck?? stlouis.govocal.com/en/ideas/you...

Come to Funny Bone Westport and witness @tielpearce.bsky.social engage in a competition to prove he is what we already know he is: literally the funniest human in St Louis. June 3. 7pm doors. Ten bucks. You can sit with me. stlouisfunnybone.thundertix.com/events/261724

She freaked out getting her blood drawn. I cried a lot trying to calm her. Her heart sounds bad, she's losing weight. Now she won't come out of the game shelves 😅 Maybe in heart failure, maybe has cancer. Follow up next week for more tests and xray. We could really use help, every dollar adds up 💔

I'm at the vet with Freddie, a sweet quiet polydactyl senior we found wandering after a tornado two years ago. No one ever claimed her 😭 Her bill is going to be about $600 more than anticipated; if you can chip in plz help www.capedcrusaderscr.org/additional-m...

Delighted to get my backer survey thing for @weirdgiraffegames.com 's new game! 😍 Reef & Ruins looks so stinking cute!!!

Hey can someone just like tell my nervous system that the panic is not helping, please? I have a ton of shit to do today, but I don't need to be doing it high on adrenaline.

pigeon mug turned out so cute!!!!! #pottery

#GiveSTLDay IS HERE! Help us help the cats and kittens in our community. We’re currently caring for over 150 little guys and it takes an immense amount of support from people like YOU! Can you help us continue to save more cats this year? www.givestlday.org/organization...

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Ope #stlwx

Anonymous’s account may speak for me. 👇

ME: Hey man, just wondering how you were able to accomplish that huge thing you did. Really inspiring. Just hoping you won’t say— FRIEND: *apologetically* Autism ME: God DAMN it

i’m deleting my repost of a fake account impersonating an nba reporter. i didn’t look close enough and i was fooled, and that’s on me. the basketball court does NOT fold up like a backgammon board after the game and the players do NOT sleep in it until the next game

My birthday present copy of Yubibo got delivered today and i CANNOT wait to make every single person I know play it

Cape Girardeau is pretty okay

Happy birthday to meeeee 🧁🎂🧁 Here's a thread of all the silliness I get up to today First up, late night cake with @joekohlburn.bsky.social

'We've been a little bit too romantic about the idea that we should have employees and give people long-term job security' is an extraordinary thing for a video games CEO to say on record: aftermath.site/video-game-job...

Someone made the point, recently, that things like locking up the detergent in grocery stores or investing in automated checkouts represented the corporate ideological preference to invest in capital instead of labor, even costing more, b/c it's theirs to control. I keep seeing it, now. Everywhere.

Every time i try to make a birthday plan for myself i always always always make it more about other people and what they would want to do I don't like that

We were conquered by The Volcano

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind

This is the only reflecting pool Trump cares about.

The new Trump reflecting pool

I know I say this every day but, isn't this illegal and can't we impeach him for it? If I spray painted a historic monument in my town I'd be in fucking jail I'm pretty sure

I don’t even care how bad this is lmao

Back row hecklers have arrived at this wedding @wunfatkid.bsky.social

Don't make us tap the sign @wunfatkid.bsky.social

Happy Perfect Date Day, everyone

Saw this meme and I did it. Opening line to Neuromancer.

majestic creature 🦈 #art #shark

This is why it's important authors read a lot, Murakami has no idea this has been done already

A black footed ferret could do the funniest thing right now

thank u orcas thank u elephants

Apps used to be exciting and now I hate every one of them

Driving in my car, SOBBING, singing along "I will be grape", grieving an imaginary man's dead wife. #shrinking #ihatehowgoodappletvislately

Help ussssss

Ugh @torcho.bsky.social i finally went to see the monstrosity and it's so much worse in person 😭 Where did all the good stuff go? Did they say if it's coming back?

The dolly parton musical i walked out of tonight was even worse than the meatloaf musical i walked out of last night