Hey it's actually not cute or fun to see so many AI images of the St Louis monkeys. It's been like every 3rd photo in my feed today. Y'all are destroying the environment. It's not worth it for a couple of chuckles.

anybody know where I could get spare balls for this style off toy? Elsie is a master at getting the balls out and then they disappear probably under the fridge or something

Local parents groups asking if adults can ride school buses to help protect children from ICE after a special ed bus got stopped this morning. Like a Dirty Harry movie except the villain in the federal government.

hey just real quick: what the FUCK

A few years ago, I started dabbling in that goofy silly supportive scene called improv. I wasn't looking for anything big at the time - it just seemed like another cute hobby I could add to my tool belt.

In this moment where so many are seeing the need for deep systemic change. I return to one of my key teachers. “love and justice are not two. without inner change, there can be no outer change; without collective change, no change matters.“ - angel kyodo williams

back on my bullshit* *nine surprise kittens coming to stay at my house as always capedcrusaderscr.org if you can spare five bucks

I got a new hat 😍 ( @bentonparkprints.bsky.social )

Current peeve of mine is when people say "I haven't seen you in so long!" when I know that they've been hanging with our mutual friend group and just not inviting me. It's fine to make plans without me! But don't act shocked when you haven't seen me, after you've been intentionally excluding me.

aaaaaaaaaaaa we just won our semifinal match which means WE ARE IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP FINALS next week! this is an annual competition so we're about to battle to be named the best 2025 improv team in St Louis buy advanced tickets here; this is going to sell out: theimprovshop.com/show/2025-ca...

ope forgot to tag #stl

Happy New Year! I love you! Please come vote for our team tomorrow Jan 2nd, and then (assuming we win) also Jan 9th in the finals. This is a competition based 100% on audience voting, so WE NEED YOU 💕🤖 theimprovshop.com/show/2025-ca...

is this considered a sports moment?

going into nye with just the most ennui

Dense Fog Advisory #stlwx

And now for some motivation from the Owensboro Burger King.

Christmas dinner selfie

do not touch the belly

We went to Sakatanoya I hated it #stl

Hamnet review: I cried, non-stop, the whole time. 7 napkins worth.

Forgot to tag that first post with #stl #stlouis #improv

My gay improv team (Queery) is in the semi-finals of a tournament decided by audience vote! Jan 2nd at 9pm! Please come see us goof around, and also help us stack the deck 😈 Buy a ticket ahead of time; there is a good chance it will sell out!!! theimprovshop.com/show/cagemat...

guy who refers to haunted houses as “home of phobia”

he can't get a bad photo for the same reason the other guys can't get a good photo - editors exist and they are letting you know how they feel

it's fucking snowing #stlwx

"Don't be a grammar freak" ITS AN EXTREMELY SERIOUS MATTER THAT YOU CANNOT PROPERLY SPEAK YOUR NATIVE TONGUE. LIKE EXTREMELY BAD FOR OUR SOCIETY AS A WHOLE. THE RICH WANT US STUPID AND MALLEABLE GIRL STAND THE FUCK UP

for microwave times do you prefer 0:22 or 0:25?

December 17th, don't forget to wash your legs

2026 is gonna be my year

Going into 2026, a reminder for everyone who's fallen off the creative wagon, game dev, writing, art, music, whatever, no matter how long:

picking up a thing from fb marketplace place and this lady said "I have a couple of Christmas decorations so please park in the drive, I don't want you to trip"

Happy Honda Days from Elsa and Melvin 💘 (Hope is mad that we didn't say Merry Chrysler)

tfw you need a very bespoke adult film, and you know exactly who to ask 😘

I miss hellthread

This is the stupidest idea for a video I've ever had, but please come out anyway. Queery, a team of Queer robots, is competing in Cagematch @ The Improv Shop Friday 12/19, 9:00pm It's five bucks, and I'll buy you a bev if you want! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrVAa32W/

I broke my toe climbing a ladder. not falling. climbing. I kicked the ladder real hard on my way up 😂

two very different tactics for staying warm 😂

two to three times a year I buy a tube of crescent rolls forgetting how deeply I dislike them compared to croissants. what I want in my heart is a bake-yourself croissant but every time I'm like "eh these will be close enough" and every time they're NOT.

Here's the thing about Pluribus: It makes me put my phone down. It starts and without thinking I just put my phone away and fucking pay attention. More of that, please.

He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning

when I'm feeling too much, I want to be heard. not managed.

people are posting their favorite Christmas movies so I'm here to ask, are there any about how capitalism is failing us all and christofascism is tearing families apart and how the real spirit of the holiday should be volunteering instead of the bullshit all these other movies are about?

I tried it so you don't have to: The limited time Grinch dill pickle fry seasoning at McDonald's tastes like Lays Pickle Chips. I hate Lays Pickle Chips, but maybe you like them!

it took me four years of negotiations but I finally got promoted to a senior position at work 🎉

🚨🔥🚨🔥🚨 warning, it's about to get so cozy in here

I JUST HEARD A RUMOR THAT THEY'RE MAKING A NEW SEASON OF PUSHING DAISIES

I know you've got a lot of great options for your #GivingTuesday dollars, but please consider the rural St Louis area (Union MO) animal shelter your good pal Tuesday (that's me!) helps to run ♥️ cuddly.com/donate/49559...

hey #stlwx maybe this is a dumb question but why are so many people out on the roads? we knew this was coming?

Only 5 days left! I'm not making a new graphic today 😝 Please chip in five bucks (or more!) toward the care and comfort of our >350 cats at Caped Crusaders Cat Rescue in the St Louis metro. Every donation helps save a life. And you might win over a grand! go.rallyup.com/cccrchristmas