Omg it's all so cute 😭😭😭

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Me at the entire episode of The Pitt this week, but especially at the final 20 seconds: I FUCKING KNEW IT

What the

Hey what happened to 23-minute (plus ads) tv shows?? It seems like everything is 43+ now but sometimes I just want a lil snack!

Bluebonnets

My one-hour special “Rick Steves Iran: Yesterday and Today,” which helps humanize 90 million Iranian people, is streaming free and ad-free at www.ricksteves.com/watch-iran.

If you did not enjoy today, then call your reps and senators tomorrow and say this 👇

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

Watch your words folks. Seriously.

Umm i just clicked to empty my recycle bin and THIS SEEMS BAD

Me, trying to flirt: "How do you feel about 9/11 jokes?"

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

I know it's not him, but I got big Steve vibes from this painting.

Hey how about a #FundathonFriday? If you have a fundathon link, share it! If you see a fundathon link, boost it! I'm fundraising for @moabortionfund.bsky.social at ↪️ fund.nnaf.org/FFFA 💰 #FundMOabortions

There used to be some kind of like laws or regulations or governmental bodies that would stop The Bad Guys from putting lead in the dino chickie nuggies for poor kids. I swear there was something preventing this before. Hmm.

He is oraaaaaaaaannnnnnnge He has arms And legs

One year ago, the tiny phenomenon that is Le Poisson Steve captured the hearts and minds of anyone who heard it. Today I got to introduce it to someone new, so now I'm sharing it here with y'all as well in case you missed it!! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkMVGTP4/

Apparently DB Cooper's is open again. Anytime know if it's still a nazi bar or if it's normal now? #stl

DM me if you don't have a trans woman of your own to buy pizza for! I know a bunch of deserving ones 🍕♥️

Slim and Skibidi are two of my faves, even when they look angry 😻 It's time for our annual SLUMBER PAWTY fundraiser! Help me beat my teammates in fundraising?? www.shelterslumberpawty.com/story/e85d3g

I know I already texted this to many of you but my ghast is so flabbered, I gotta tell everyone: While i was in Boston this weekend the kittens trashed my house. Bad. It happens. But what's never happened before is that one of them shit *into* the toaster. Like, inside the slot. How do I even

Is it serial killer behavior for me to put the whole cracker in my mouth instead of biting it in parts? The person across from me just made a terrible face when i ate one Finger for scale

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

WAR DON'T SEX CRIMES HIDE CRIMES

A new Harry Potter reboot is coming… and if you watch it, you are LITERALLY funding anti-trans hate. If you value your entertainment more than the lives of Trans people, please feel free to unfollow me now. No, it “being your special interest” is NOT an acceptable reason.

You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

My son is on a sugar rampage, you guys

I found out from @thatames.bsky.social that Owen Hunt is leaving Grey's and that feels like the perfect way for me to receive such blessed news

Oh look it's @krisstraub.com

It feels weird to admit but, we've come full circle and i now prefer hotels and taxis over airbnb and lyft

Starting a GoFundMe to buy these pups daily filet mignon for life

Confession: I manifested someone getting laid off and I feel 10% bad about it

So when i see ICE in airports this week, what's the worst thing I can do/say to them without getting in trouble? Right now my plan is to laugh like they're doing something embarrassing (because they, in fact, are)

Hey will someone edit (human edit, not using ai, fuck off) this so I'm the only one in the photo

Did you know, @angermonkey.bsky.social and @francisfernandez.com live here now and it makes me so so so happy

It is now morning which means the sun is in the sky and the day is fresh and it feels a little less lonely over here Last night was hard, but i think i needed to really crash out over how bad relationship shit has been lately, instead of continuing to let it simmer

Weird colloquialism for Jill Stein, but go off i guess

Deactivated Hinge. Only made it 2 weeks before someone casually hurt my feelings. Why do I always feel like Don McLean's Vincent: "this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you"? I'm too soft for this shit.

My favorite thing lately is that it's warm out which means you can see my tattoos and people overwhelm themselves how to compliment me on them so they end up saying stuff like "I like your, uh, everything?"

reshare for alt text, republicans and rich people who want to privatize mail have been lying about the USPS and trying to push this narrative longer than I've been alive, and imposing massive financial burdens on it to make it "insolvent"

I give this team money to keep doing what I find to be highly entertaining while very important work, and I hope you'll consider it too.

Sorry to make y'all look at a post from the bad place, but this really tickled me. The Bus Bus Stop

I'm very tired. It's St Pat's Day. That's all.

Discovered a cursed photo subgenre: "grift hands"

Best wishes to everyone braving the 18⁰ weather to get drunk on green beer at the parade this morning. I will NOT be leaving my house until it gets above freezing.

Therapist said that sick feeling in the pit of my stomach is actually the deep seated shame of my bodies inability to cast a foreboding shadow

AI company: we trained this dog to talk. It doesn’t actually understand language, but it kinda sounds like it’s having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech. CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders

A man was standing so close to me, while i was sitting down, and he kept bumping my shoulder with his hip (maybe accidentally but probably not) Then i realized that he was just watching me use my phone to edit convention photos?? Like staring down over my shoulder at what i was doing.