Doesn't count. It's preseason.

Microsoft Teams: "Get ready for the future of work with Microsoft Teams" Also Teams: "YOU COPY+PASTED A JPG. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS. SHUTTING DOWN."

o7 Flowers.

Typical dystopian hellhole behavior. smh my head.

It's almost that time of year... 🫰🫰

War ravaged Portland

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

The Duality of Man date: 2025 media: digital

It always makes me chuckle to see "Glad I got out lol" posts in reply to Magic announcements. Brother, if you "got out" why are you still following and commenting on their socials? Move on.

This is 10/10 card design. I really hope there's a cycle of cards like this.

My body is ready

So, I haven't streamed since February. I guess I should change that or something. Gonna open some Nerd Cardboard of the Fallout variety on stream at twitch.tv/NiftyKris

Sometimes you gotta place a "ball out yolo"-sized @cardkingdom.com order.

Gonna start pissing off a specific group of people by pronouncing "Buc-ees" as "Bussys".

You know the deal. Tonight doesn't count because it was preseason. 😉

Back to 100% achievements!

Some of us do.

in the pearld gates. straight up "raptoring it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My sole

Oh shit. I'm being raptured, everyone! You get picked up by the bus with the weird guy from the Six Flags commercials playing Vengaboys. See ya on the otherside, nerds!

Their tough guy act sure seems to disappear anytime the rest of us stick together and tell them to get fucked.

Oh shit. I'm being raptured, everyone! You get picked up by the bus with the weird guy from the Six Flags commercials playing Vengaboys. See ya on the otherside, nerds!

the biggest fucking morons on the planet:

LET'S (and I cannot overstate this) FUCKING GOOOOO

That's Kraken Hockey, baby! Also shoutout to @alisonl.bsky.social for being a beacon of Kraken updates on Bsky. 🫂❤️

Listen, if I got to sit around, not pay bills, and play EverQuest a bunch... I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT ALREADY.

Tomorrow is Preseason Game One for the @seattlekraken.com and I'm not gonna lie, being in the arena would fix me.

Oh man! I'm just now getting around to watching this. I am shocked to see a Greg "phazonmutant" Mitchell reference, aka one of the brains behind TinFins.

This video is about the history of Oops All Spells, the players who made it, and the players who love to hate it. ft @faultedform.bsky.social and @boshnroll.bsky.social 🎥: youtu.be/dOs3_9aJ56I

Bananas are so delicious that they made an entire baseball team based off of them.

Not quite what I was hoping for but the @mariaressa.bsky.social interview was amazing, as usual. She's always a 10/10. ❤️

[cindarella - don't know what you got (till it's gone).mp3]

Oh this is going to be a spicy one...

I know we usually have a short-attention-span news cycle but holy shit, can we move past this dumbass Charlie Kirk shit faster? I DOOOONNNN'TTT CAAAAARRRREEEE.

The "Wifi" lololol "YOU ONLY BEAT ME BECAUSE MY CONTROLLER WAS BROKEN."

With the amount of entertainers being let go because they are standing up against fascism, only to receive the highest viewer numbers ever, it feels like some platform should take all of them in and make an obscene amount of money off their talent. Really test how bullshit "Go woke, go broke" is.

Anyone have that feeling when your alarm goes off and you just feel like you would be happier, more productive, more alert, etc. if you got another hour or two of sleep? And that feeling lasts for 30 years?

OH COME ON. I JUST 100%'D IT! LET ME REST!

Out with the old, in with the new.

If I were a writer, oooh buddy, you know I'd be emailing in about this. If you want to write about hockey, email DJLR! They're rad!

Companies: "We can customize algorithms to advertise products specifically to you, based on your preferences!" Also companies: "We're emailing to ask you to buy this product that you've already purchased with an account registered to the email we're sending this email to." The future sucks.

lol, lmao, rofl, etc.

Yes, I know plenty of punk bands fingerpick also but still...

Peak has successfully been 100%'d solo. (Well, aside from the achievements that require a second person, of course.) Can't wait for the next biome to come out.

I took a chance and bought a bag of Allsorts today. Holy shit these are amazing.

Kraken hockey streaming on my monitor. Nature is healing.