Hockey jersey storm count: 14

"And it's because there's TONS of people here." Buddy, I've ran Friday Night Magics with more people.

Well, with Florida taking on both Tkachuks and now Gudas, they really are looking to be the shit-bag-est team of the league, huh? Next they'll trade for Evander Kane, Martin Pospisil, Tyler Myers, Professor Subzero from The Running Man, and Coach Reilly from The Mighty Ducks and complete the set.

It was gonna be awesome. bsky.app/profile/andy...

The thing that bums out the most about the 250th celebrations is that under a different, less terrible administration it could be awesome. Imagine finding a massive space and setting up 50 different Farmer's markets, separated out for each state, experience their culture/food. I'd fly out to that.

snickers ice cream bars are a pinnacle of american achievement

Oh, you listen to punk music? Well, name five punk bands. No, actually name five punk bands. I wanna get to know what bands you like and share common musical tastes. <3

Shareholders

I would pay extra for a "slow but accurate" mode in a card scanner app. "Hey! Look! We scanned your card INSTANTLY. That's impressive right?" You thought a Fate Reforged Tasigur was a Modern Masters 2017 Abrupt Decay... Speed of scans means nothing when I have to rescan my collection three times.

Welcome? This witless chowderhead doesn't know that passports are issued to US citizens for use traveling abroad? Welcome? Christ, he's so relentlessly stupid.

Magic friends - What phone scanner apps are you using to inventory your collections these days?

I can't believe people use AI when memes thrown together in 30 seconds using Microsoft Paint are so much funnier.

Such a profound difference between “Oh, hey, I made some money. Better fire these people and pocket it.” And “Oh, hey, I made some money. Let’s all make more cool stuff together.”

Me, when @seattlekraken.com post more content with Jagger Firkus, knowing damn-well they'll send him back down to CVF after preseason is over:

Seattle and Dallas reportedly had a deal for Jason Robertson but even after being offered $15m/yr for 8 years, he said “no thank you” What a gut punch. This city is amazing and people don’t realize it. Just oof. Seems like no amount of money will convince top talent to come here

Let's gooooo. The miniatures (not in the video, but on the Kickstarter update) look so sick.

Ouroboros 20XX

So much of this administration is "I set your kitchen on fire, but don't worry, I put it out after your cabinets burnt to a crisp".

The Democrat doomsaying about Progressives feels a lot like Capitalists doomsaying about Unions/doing away with meritocracy. "We've always done it this way and it's been working just fine!" Yes, it's worked - FOR YOU and a lot of people are tired of getting the unfair, shit-end of the stick.

Democratic Party: [Shoots self in foot for years] [People vote for Not-Shooting-Themselves-in-the-Foot Party] Democratic Party: "OKAY NOW HOLD UP. You've got some explaining to do!"

Crime and Punishment Follow my cartoons and accompanying written commentary on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com For @contrariannews.org

My wallet: "Ha ha I'm in danger"

Please sir, can I have some more?

Someone said that we've been waiting longer for a new Streetlight Manifesto album than Grand Theft Auto fans have been waiting for GTA VI and that hurt me in a way I didn't know I could be hurt.

Update: "Oooo" is a very fun intro song. "All the Pieces" is a 10/10, Grade-A, Certified USDA BANGER. "How Do You Sleep at Night?" is solid. Overall: Very excited for this album but that's obvious.

Today is a momentous day for the workers of Arena! After months of planning, waiting and organizing, our dream is finally a reality; the votes have been counted, and our union of UWOTC-CWA has been officially elected. From this day forward, we have a union!

"The B52's and DEVO are touring and they're coming to Climate Pledge Arena!" Me: 🙂 "Early Presale tickets are $280+ each." Me: 🙁

Keep in mind that of the $416.161B Revenue that Apple pulled in last year, their net income was $112.01B. Apple had 166,000 employees in 2025. That means you could give each of it's employees, from the bottom up, a $674,759.03 annual bonus.

New Streetlight Manifesto! I repeat, new Streetlight Manifesto! www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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Suraj has a point.

BOBBY'S STAYING IN SEATTLE! 🙌 The #SeaKraken have agreed to terms with forward Bobby McMann for a 6-year deal.

There's something genuinely funny about the algorithms being like "You want to buy OFF! bug spray? Right? You talked about it recently! Bugs biting you, eh???" And I'm like, "I was listening to Keith Morris's other band, you idiot."

Happy Father's Day

It really is a bummer that our history is forever going to include "Physical embodiment of a tonsil stone was president on country's 250th birthday".

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

God, we are so cooked. So many of the posts on the subreddits that I follow are "What does [thing that is blatantly explained if you spend any amount of time reading] mean?"

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I am officially no longer a Wanderer.

"Mirrors Edge is the modern day Sonic" God dammit, I really have to vet my friends better.

Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.

And who said the Trump administration wasn't Pro Environment?

DJLR continues to be GOAT'd Seattle Hockey content.