ok i chuckled www.epicfurious.com

Okay, this is a good one. Gave me a pretty decent chuckle.

Slightly increase a band: Aesop Boulder

haha, hehe, lol, rofl, etc.

I was making Google Sheets to prove a point and it made my point even better than I could have. Each one of these cells is $100,000 (a solid annual salary). Each brick is 10x10, making each row of each brick a million dollars and each brick 10 million dollars. The sheet is 2-bricks wide. (1/2)

So much has been worsened over the years and it's creating the opposite result of what they wanted. "We need more users, spending more time." End result? Make it miserable to use, bog it down with bots, algorithms that ruin your mental health, and advertisements that make you want to uninstall.

Went to the grocery store tonight and these were in the freezer section. Final verdict? They rule hard. Like dangerously good. Like I might accidentally eat this entire bag right now... (Send help to stop me...)

I fucking double dog dare you to say the slurs you are comparing "tax the rich" to publicly ya hedge fund fucks.

Let's Go, Firebirds! 🐦‍🔥 Onto Round 3!

Protesters staged noise demo through the rich Seattle neighborhood of #Laurelhurst that lobbied against noisy helicopters flying sick and injured kids over their mansions to Children's Hospital. 🤪 It got a bit noisy.

Watched the Watch Your Mouth episode of Ten Minute Power Hour. Still makes me cry after eight years. 🤣

Tonight's dinner - Giordano's. Frozen and shipped from Chicago. Pretty delicious. No @windycitypie.com tho.

Guys will see this and think "hell yeah"

It would take me just shy of 13,000 years to "earn" a billion dollars on my current salary. If I were to "earn" a billion dollars in a world where people skip meals to pay for insulin or sleep in tents under the bride, I would ask that my sociopathic behavior be studied. Fuck billionaires.

Bethany: "I'm going to run club. Are you gonna be able to keep yourself occupied at the bar we meet up at in the meantime?" Me: "I'll figure something out to keep myself entertained..."

Lol lmao etc

Grocery prices about to be real "fun".

May 9, 11:30 am @ Sand Point Way and NE 45th St.

You guys are crazy. Maybe I am. Graffiti alters on your dual lands. 君たちのデュアルランドを全部拡張 🤍💙🖤❤️💚

This is Monte Kali, a massive heap of salt in Heringen, Hesse, Germany. It is 250 metres tall with its summit being 520 metres above sea level. It contains 201 million tonnes of salt, with over 900 tonnes being added every hour. And still not as much salt as a Dead by Daylight end-game lobby.

Imagine having all that money and still being the biggest fucking loser on the planet. Like at a certain point you can just start giving your money to people and they'll like you but nah, $787.7B and still a dork.

In case you missed today's draft lottery, here is a quick recap #SeaKraken

I had so much fun saying hi to old friends that I hadn't seen in forever, meeting new awesome people, and giving away free stuff! #MCVegas could have had zero Magic and I still would have loved it because of all of the awesome people I interacted with.

Post-Con update: ✅ Laundry done ✅ Lips no longer chapped ✅ Hands no longer burnt

#MCVegas was a blast but one of the definite highlights was having a "Spider-Man Pointing at Spider-Man" moment with @thebeccascott.bsky.social where I told her that I was a fan of her content and she said she was a fan of Card Kingdom.

The game that introduced me to first person shooters. "Mein leben!" has lived rent-free in my head for over 30 years.

I would like to live in a country where my leader doesn't have to take a cognitive test, let alone three. The Overton Window truly has shifted into the dumbest timeline imaginable. I miss when this was unacceptable.

Anyone remember how rad Hot Pepper Gaming was? www.youtube.com/user/HotPepp...

💯 I was talking to a friend literally two days ago about how bad the Canes alternate is.

One of the highlights of my #MCVegas: Seeing @myhandsareblank.bsky.social in my hotel lobby, pointing him down, and showing him this masterpiece of an image that was the background for my presentation on why CanLander is the best Magic format, all while realizing that he didn't recognize me at first

Wind turbines are such an eyesore.

Home from #MCVegas. Need to walk to the grocery store to restock my fridge after spending the past 4 days on my feet at the CK booth. Challenge level: IMPOSSIBLE AF x Infinity Plus One

Happy May the 4th.

The haul from #MCVegas Not pictured: My sweet, new, CUSTOM Team Card Kingdom bowling shirt that is currently in the washing machine.

That's a wrap on MagicCon Vegas 2026! Thank you to our amazing community who showed up and made this event one to remember. #MagicConVegas2026

Bye bye #MCVegas! I'll miss you! It was great seeing all the familiar faces and meeting new people!

The beef we didn't know we needed 😂

It's Becca Scott! [Audience applause] #MCVegas

Hey look. It's me. [Audience applause] #MCVegas

Could I have helped him find his way? Sure. Could have also mocked his depth perception instead. #MCVegas

Well, there I am. Conker, the king. King of all the land. Who'da thought that? "But how did I come to this?", I hear you say. "And who are those strange fellows that surround my throne?", I hear you also say. Well, it's a long story. Come closer, and I'll tell you. It all started...yesterday.

By the way, the Punk Rock Museum in Vegas is literally one of the coolest places I've ever been. My only regret was not getting there earlier to look at more things. I was there for an hour and I feel like I missed so much.

@peachypopcos.bsky.social You should stop by the CK booth tomorrow. No particular reason. I have something I said I'd pass along to you a long time ago.