Charge the mound!

Might as well mix the batter for as little as this is adding to the experience.

It sounds like the Decepticons are at the game.

It ruins the surprise when they tell me what pitch they’re gonna try to throw.

Stott and Trea woulda had that.

How many runs does the NL need to be up/down before they let Stubby pitch?

Why is Frederick Freeman tainting the sanctity of first base in our stadium?

Stupid ass auto correct Should be ABS challenge. Get his ass!

Sit down Mike. See you when the Birds come back.

Who calls for the first AND challenge?

Why is there a fridge with a head talking on my tv?

We’re cracking the bag after Sanchez’s first pitch.

Hey, lots of people eat shredded cheese out of a small baseball helmet cuz they forgot to eat lunch. Shut up about it.

Apparently I’m going to Barclay Prime for dinner tomorrow night.

Finally found em!

France is celebrating a prison break today.

I’m an adult who eats adult breakfasts.

They may as well be throwing a basketball for the last swing.

Why is a Dodger pitching to Bryce?

Let’s go Kyle!

They need to get that trashy X out of center field and bring back the clock.

Wet Boy!

I hate watching the done pop up in the middle of the screen. They need to fix that.

3 minutes of commercials?

Split screen to show more ads. That’s what we all want.

Semi-regular reminder that if you don’t alt-text your photos, you don’t care for those in your community. Set the requirement in your client, write a quick description and let everyone participate. It’s easy.

Why is the goto movie for Philly events always Rocky? Why don’t we get homages to Fallen or Sixth Sense or Trading Places or Philadelphia?

Over 30 min til first pitch? Fuck this talking nonsense. Hit dingers.

Why aren’t they hitting dingers yet?

I have until tomorrow night to figure it out. Someone do the work for me.

What steakhouse do I want me boss to take me to on Wednesday night?

I wore pants today and made sure my boss got to do the tourist thing by going to Pats. So I’m gonna sit in my house in shorts and do f all for the rest of the night.

Time to clean take my contacts out to clean them and have poor eyesight til the morning.

I have to put on pants and go into the city for meetings tomorrow AND Tuesday so I’m thinking I’m gonna go lay in bed and watch YouTube videos about pseudoscience, some of which will be narrated by Spock.

I’ve I’m driving to Richmond next Saturday for a Flying Squirrels game and have like 9 hours to kill with only a 5 hour drive, what should I do on 301 and where should I get lunch?

Every time I hear Swisher say ‘Our Females’ I want to introduce him to a game of Ralph Tag

I can’t @nebula.tv on this iPad anymore. That’s disappointing.

My insides are fighting. Did I eat a bunch of bad veggies when I wasn’t looking?

Mailata is taller than the Phanatic. Crazy.

Booo Nick Swisher

Time to eat a bag of Doritos for lunch.

Do I wanna go back and binge all of In Living Color?

My body is tired but my brain won’t let me take a nap.

I have mowed the front lawn and completed shower #1 for the day. I might be done being productive.

This is enough disappointment for today.

Every time I hear the Telemundo announcers say ‘Ryerson’ I think of Groundhog Day

Why does England keep insisting on ruining the World Cup for everyone else?

Oh crap, I wasn’t paying attention to the time.

My brain is still being sleepy. But I switched over laundry.

Why am I so sweaty when I have done fuck all today.