It is time to change my furnace filter.

Who wants to go get DelCo Shed Pizza with me tomorrow?

We added rectangles with 6 chairs for next yea so @davethegame.bsky.social stops yelling at me when he can’t playtest a full table of the new Get Bit party game spinoff ‘Get Wit’.

Someone let @mladydwinter.bsky.social know that I am cooking the chicken now

Front lawn mowing is finished. Hopefully for the last time this year. Still need to do the trimming.

Don’t forget to clean your water pitcher and replace its filter. We all know it’s been at least 6 months.

Can someone get me a gallon of milk from the grocer? If I go, I'm gonna spend $50+ on stuff I see when I already have a full pantry.

Very few things will get you out of bed with such joy as the chirp of a dying Carbon Monoxide detector.

Lotta Birds photos and gifs getting posted today. So this is my reminder that if you don’t alt-text them, you don’t want everyone else to be able to ‘Go Birds’ with you. Show you care about your community and just set the requirement to make it easier on everyone. Go Birds.

I’m not hungry, I’m just bored and looking for stimulation.

Remember when the Eagles of Philadelphia beat the Rams of Los Angeles by blocking two different field goal attempts?

I have not yet cooked the chicken I prepped and marinated.

Jets just blocked aFG for a TD too

We can do 26 unanswered points too!

Jordan Davis I love you!

Surely the 26th time we run on 1st down will be the time it works.

Holy crap! They remembered they have an AJ Brown.

This is gonna get a lot worse before it gets better.

How much of this is Patullo’s fault and how much is it Barkley choosing a disappointing Wawa hoagie for his signature?

My parents are watching the ‘huge praise service in Arizona’ Fuck

Can we get a new OC yet or do we have to wait til our birfday?

Lotta Birds photos and gifs getting posted today. So this is my reminder that if you don’t alt-text them, you don’t want everyone else to be able to ‘Go Birds’ with you. Show you care about your community and just set the requirement to make it easier on everyone. Go Birds.

The Cheezit Pizzas are on sale at Giant this week. Do I take one for the team?

Am I ready for some football?

Make sure you take some time today to Ba Dee Ya

Which yogurt flavor do I want for breakfast?

I’m not hungry, I’m just bored and looking for stimulation.

Take that RAV4th!

Why am I getting YouTube ads for hospitals on Long Island?

DelCo is out here celebrating September 20 with fireworks I guess.

The Artpocalypse is nigh! @hvon.bsky.social showed us around the Artpocalypse Now! Art Market this morning. We’ll be here at Starbolt in Philly until 5!

Gonna spend the day watching video walkthroughs of houses I can’t afford in places I’ll never live instead of being even remotely productive. Wish me luck.

I need to mow the lawn this weekend. The problem is my will to do it is and knowledge it needs to get done is less than my desire to do nothing. Someone come bully me into being responsible cuz I’m a selfish impulsive child.

Aww shit, javelin finals!

Who are we rooting for in the Decathlon?

I’m not getting an overnight jump on my ‘stand hours’ cuz I haven’t been getting up to pee 2-3 times a night most of this month. What a hassle.

What happens if you pee in The Matrix? Does that mean you pee in real life?

Why does everyone keep fouling in the long jump?

Who are we rooting for in the 20K race walk?

I need to prep and marinate some chicken so I can cook it tomorrow.

Who’s gonna be the first to sing ‘The Bohm is Back In Town!’?

Bohmer’s back!

If your cheesesteak or hoagie comes on multiple rolls, you can’t claim it is the ‘largest cheesesteak’ At best it’s ‘most cheesesteaks’

Who names a baseball stadium after an airport? Everyone knows they should be named after banks and other financial institutions like insurance companies.

Someone at MLB f’d up the graphics.

Some assbag just bit my tongue.

Make sure you bully me into doing laundry this weekend.

I love when I don't have full access to something to do my jorb

Not you love all the drivers who wait til the last possible second to enter or leave the Blue Route exit on 95?

They just said the Bills ‘blew the roof off this place’. Can you blow a roof off an open air stadium?