Why do YouTube ads keep trying to sell me truck bed drawer systems when I don’t even have a truck?

My parents apparently celebrating our lord and savior breaking the shackles of death by eating at Applebees and the going for iced cream.

F*ck it, I’m gonna eat a turkey sammich so I don’t have to the grocer for ham today. I’m sure it’s not the biggest disappointment I’ve ever caused Jebus.

Will Jebus be disappointed if I don’t eat a ham sammich today?

No one brought me Butter Krak while I slept. Is the world a lie?

Check. Thanks for being my accountabilibuddy everyone.

Don’t forget to clean all the dust of your ceiling fan blades before you change their direction for the hot times.

If anyone needs me, I’ll be laying in bed dreaming about stuff I don’t want to do but still needs to get done.

Remind me to charge my lawnmower batteries so I can mow the lawn tomorrow morning before it rains and I disappoint Jebus.

Someone convince me that I don’t also need Menasor in G2 colors. www.bigbadtoystore.com/product/tran...

I need to plan a weekend minor league road trip for this summer. What teams do I want to see where the first one is less than a 4 hour drive and the last is about an 8 hour drive?

They look so pretty.

My legs and knees are super heavy and tight today so I’m gonna go lay in bed and shirk all my adult responsibilities for the next day and a half. Sorry if you were counting on me for something.

Slept in til after 630 like some loafing layabout.

Where in DelCo do I want to venture for a cheesesteak to review for @delcosteaks.bsky.social tonight? I’m indecisive and need someone else to do the decidering.

Just finished my monthly disappointing 5-6 hour tic tac toe game for work so now I’m gonna go eat 4500 calories or sugar, salt and fat about it.

Did anyone buy me some Butter Krak yet?

Got a new restaurant idea. Snapplebees It’s just a chain restaurant with the same prices for 20 years But some locations charge more even though the price is on the menu.

Kristara has got this match tonight.

I used to go to the Pizza Hut Lunch Buffet on Good Friday til they closed it. I need a new tradition for lunch tomorrow.

Feels like a good morning for Bad Brains while I data analysis.

Did anyone update that Nationals ‘beating the Phillies is easy’ graphic? Asking for a friend.

Remember when the Philadelphia Phillies Baseball Team beat the Washington Nationals for the second day in a row?

Don’t forget to cot for Choice today.

My burps taste like BOGO hot dogs.

Don’t fuck with up for Painter now Keller.

Now don’t fuck this up for Painter

My friend Mr Garcia can have a motherfucking bell ring too.

Nice catch Bohmer.

Ring that motherfucking bell for my friend Kyle

Baseball!!!

It’s BOGO hot dog night so I’m gonna see how many I can get @paulowengames.bsky.social to eat at CBP.

I am so glad I am here to experience this game.

37mph curveball!!!

I guess the Phillies thought @zephyrsky.bsky.social said maximum nonsense’ tonight.

We life when position players pitch don’t we folks?

Philly organist is throwing up bangers.

Nice catch Bohmer.

Fuck yea Kemp!

What is this bush league shit? Schwarbs shoulda charged the mound.

Ring the fucking bell for my backup catcher!!!!

Fuck it, let’s ball.

I like to think Harry’s ghost is on the field fucking with everything to teach the team a lesson.

Are they made with free range Sanchize?

At least I’ll get to say I watched this nonsense in the stadium one day.

Get em Topper!

We’re gonna get batted around in the first inning…

We’re still on the top half of the first and the boos are raining down on my favorite baseball team. They know what they did.

Cmon Bohmer!

Baseball!!!!!