Took my socks off so I guess there’s nothing left to do tonight besides go to bed.

I’m bored. What are we doing tonight?

Adding this to my Christmas list to go with the Caramel Corn Chex if you’re still looking for ideas. www.bigbadtoystore.com/Product/Vari...

I need to get a haircut for all these interviews people don't want to offer me. What style should I go with?

Semi-regular reminder that if you don’t alt-text your photos, you don’t care for those in your community. Set the requirement in your client, write a quick description and let everyone participate. It’s easy.

How the f*ck do you follow 6.8k people here on a usable way?

How many tubes of Pillsbury Cinnamon Roll are in a healthy breakfast? Asking for a tomorrow FatKid.

Chicken Thighs and Kraft Dinner. I’m a regular gourmand.

I love being able to hear my heartbeat in my ear.

What do we think of the Unrivaled rosters?

I’m taking my contacts out cuz my eyes are being wonky. Hope no one needs me to be productive until tomorrow morning.

Wheeeeeee!!!

Does anyone have a sofa or some club chairs they want to donate to Unpub's staff space/registration area at PAX Unplugged in 3 weeks?

No matter how timely or iconic or funny your images posts are, if you don't include Alt Text & I don't have time to repost them w/Alt Text added, I just hide 'em from my timeline

We all love when our college friends and roommates do good, don’t we folks?

Alright @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz, I figured out my first 2 lines for when I finally buy this game. Bet I can get 95% ridership.

Did I win any write in votes yet?

Thinking some Kraft Dinner and Chicken Breast for my evening meal. Anyone need me to make them a bowl?

They really should include ‘I voted’ stickers in with my mail in ballot.

One of the HomePod minis just started playing. Am I being haunted?

Heading out to turn in my ballot. Anyone need anything?

Remember to drop your ballot off.

The end of Daylight Saving Time means my stove clock is now 3 hours ahead instead of just 2ish

I know that saxophonist!

Milk is dated today so every meal will included cereal.

It’s dark as f*ck outside so I guess that means it’s time for bed.

Best part of the bye week is not having to listen to Tom Brady talk about my team.

They did not successfully brotherly shove.

Don’t forget to drop off your ballot.

What games are we watching during the bye week? Or are we doing chores all day?

Should we get one of those cash tunnels for Unpub and fill it with bits for people to grab?

Sliding into home on your ass just for the spectacle…

F*ck your Joe Carter mention!

Does Buddy get both League Champion Rings too?

We should know which team’s logo will be on Buddy Kennedy’s World Series Ring in the next few hours.

Fight! Fight!

When you get pulled from your position mid inning, you shouldn’t be able to bat in the next inning.

Don’t need 2 working knees when you can hit dingers.

Friendly reminder that I’m willing to take all the leftover whoppers and milk duds you have leftover from trick or treating.

Make good life choices.

If I haven’t talk to my computer for a conversation to decide what name to go by, get some middle schoolers to roast me and then ship my body to a deserted island.

Apparently we launch fireworks in DelCo for All Saints Day.

Are we playing the JV team?

A Double Doop? You don’t say.

I’m hearing rumors of Doop.

We are officially out of leftover chili. If you were in line for some, you’ll have to pick a different lunch.

Don’t forget to Bone Thugs your pets today.

Sometimes your body decides you’re done sleeping at 330 am so you get up and do a bunch of stuff and even eat breakfast. And then you go back to sleep from 730-930. Guess today is one of those times.

Today is starting to feel like a day where we will have second breakfast. And maybe even third breakfast.

I feel my burps in my ear like when you yawn big. Am I dying?