At least those skaters crossed the finish before falling.

By 2028 Peacock needs to let me pick the events in my Multiview.

No one ever falls in the shotput cuz the ground was fucked up. No one falls in the floor excercise cuz there’s a hole in the mat. No one falls in the pool cuz there’s a crack in the water.

The ice is fucked up The skiing courses are fucked up The ramps are fucked up Go ‘lympics!

I think I need a nap.

If it’s gonna get into the 40s today I should go outside and take disappointing pictures with my fancy camera.

Time the team ice knives on your feet on a hockey rink race.

People who use their right hand to write are weird.

It’s snowing during the giant slalom and I have gotten out of bed before noon.

Laying in bed til noon watching ‘lympics is gonna be hard cuz I have to pee.

Gonna lay in med all morning watching ‘lympics on a 10 year old iPad. Let me know when lunch is ready.

Rae wasn’t fucking around.

Well fuck. I knew this was a potential thing I'd have to deal with in my new role but I didn't think I'd have to deal with it in my 3rd week.

Guess who just got a call on his work phone from a client in another part of the country looking for its previous assignee!

Gonna try to ‘Don’t Buy Any Groceries For The Rest Of The Month And Eat The Foods You Already Have Dumbass!’ challenge. How long can I hold out?

I’m drinking the 2016 schedule today.

Do I like Cheetos Smartfood Popcorn or Doritos Nacho Cheese Smartfood Popcorn better?

Face First Women’s Ice Race is on. Gonna watch it over Women’s Ice Shuffleboard

Watching people collapse at the end of the cross country 10k skiing and I get winded taking the trash to the curb.

Almost time to shower and then put on a dress shirt and athletic short pants so I look professional on camera. It’s the ‘business mullet’

It’s gonna hot 50F next week? Time to open the pool.

‘All the favored skiers aren’t the ones starting right now’ Might as well say ‘these guys suck so ignore them’.

My nasal passages are congested and I have the sniffles.

Gonna gnaw on a 5lb brick of cheddar all night for dinner I think.

Google ads really want me to buy a chair cuz it’s all I’m getting now.

Did anyone remind PCBR to get a pic of the front of the train in DC yet?

Do I want Lucky Charms or Reese’s Puffs this morning?

If everyone keeps crashing on your skiing course maybe it’s a course problem.

Face first ice tunnel race is the best event to watch first thing in the morning.

I’m not hungry, I’m just bored and looking for stimulation.

Don’t forget to take your Flinstone Chewables so you can be one of the 10 million strong (and growing)

Let me know if you want pizza rolls and fries so I put the right amount in the oven.

Not Dawson!

Did I win any gold medals today?

Time for second breakfast.

I am up entirely too early in the morning time.

Did I miss anything exciting today?

How many boxes of Girl Scout cookies are in a serving? Asking for a friend.

Time to take a lap of my house before I get stuck in 3 hours of meetings.

Do I want to watch slalom or ski shooting?

High of 37F today? Got a heat wave going on.

Sorry ‘murica, no speed skating medal for you.

Speed skating relay and no one has lost a foot yet.

If being reencumbered by the yoke of full time employment means being up and productive at 5am on weekdays then I don’t know what the point is.

Who wants to come over on Valentimes Day and help me move furniture.

What are we doing for dinner tonight?

Why should people come to Unpub? https://f.mtr.cool/ctkyeakjfu

My butt hurts from sitting in a chair made for normies.

Why haven’t the Phillies released a Spring Pass yet so I can SRO a bunch of games in April in the rain?

Finally a He Gets Us commercial and fuck those people too.