This is your fault

He and Homer Simpson are currently crushing on Bjork but she’s dating Captain Beefheart

This is mainline evangelical belief, yes - not stopping at the founding fathers, either, but reaching all the way back to the apostles. www.crossway.org/articles/doe...

Looking forward to the very next panel of Swan Boy in which Noel gets hit by a car for this

Where there were three sets of footprints, it was then that the Grink was there

In my America, the zombie shall have his possessions untouched

[lowers sunglasses] I’m assembling a team

Haha whee

Wait til Target figures out “Tarjay” is ironic

I was in Pensacola recently and walked past the Vietnam memorial there, which is now accompanied with a bunch of other memorials of different wars. The Revolutionary Mar memorial there (¯\_(ツ)_/¯) is emblazoned with this goofball-ass quote attributed to no one that feels more clarifying every day.

A good chunk of the right has absolutely not advanced past thinking it’s dumb that “sex” and “gender” are separate form fields and as such see anything like that as being ideologically threatening; it’s just easier to control kids than adults

Made my teenager pause playing Portal 2 with his friends in order to let him know that the best Portal 2 player is Plake Portles and now I’m being yelled at

[hits buzzer] is it because you keep helping build visibility and normalizing it by writing stories like this

Maybe Dante should be waiting to hear both sides before just inferring no

This is just pushing the regular rules at Christian colleges out to people who wouldn’t send their kids to Christian colleges

Only takes a couple taps to cancel nitro, turns out. discord.com/billing/prem...

This tactic is really worth spending some time thinking about. It demonstrates a contempt for both the people they’re abducting and the communities they’re abducting them from which isn’t reformable or salvageable. It’s a contempt for the idea of law itself. They all have to go to jail.

Are carbon offsets for LLMs a thing yet? Certifying that a percentage of cost goes back into an art school somewhere or something

[types “make me a yoga plan” into ChatGPT] im a fucked up wire head from the future

If this doesn’t cross ones personal line of what it takes to get off Twitter I am at this point very curious what that line would be for you or if it exists at all

Path of least resistance is most likely in all cases for a reason

Noooo not my reputation with the international ultrawealthy

Reminder that blocklists like this one will do the work of disappearing all the white house accounts for you bsky.app/profile/did:...

Same

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

Seems straightforward that there should be a lot more of this than there currently is on here apps.apple.com/us/app/x/id3...

Bean me up, Scotty

Taking a big ol sip from an ice cold Humor Classic[tm]

Oh my god

Bilbo Bowski

I would argue it takes a lot less energy to be broadly mad at any LLM usage than it does to constantly be negotiating with your own conscience about which ones are OK or not 

Shoutout to the guy near us during Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull who exclaimed LOOK AT ALL THEM CRYSTAL SKULLS

This is why conservative individual-liberty arguments tend to focus on innocuous concepts like allowing prayer in schools and removal of concepts or programs that seek to acknowledge things that cause actual harm, like the rest of the conservative individual liberty policy portfolio

McDLT of a man

Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it. So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:

[Beastie Boys voice] Tommy Wiseau

“Inevitability propaganda” is a really good phrase for “AI is taking over it’s so scary” type stuff that sounds anti-AI on its surface but is really pro-AI

I am drinking this coffee *right now*

Incidentally it is straightforward, less time-consuming, and probably more effective to just cancel your Home Depot account and never shop there again www.homedepot.com/privacy/Exer...

Thinking about a few years ago where a bunch of stuff went sort of viral around people realizing that pumpkin spice was spice for a pumpkin and not pumpkin flavoring. What did people think was going on inside a pumpkin

Pretty easy to delete your HD account btw: www.homedepot.com/privacy/Exer...

Sometimes I still think about MTG. This guy is a good representation of the promise of awesome shit happening, which was always the primary appeal of Magic to me. Did it ever actually happen? Not important

just want to remind everyone again that zohran is the one cis candidate i am aware of that had his platform on trans rights written by trans people. i think that matters

Today I learned I have one real friend in the world

I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is The Jaunt