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If this doesn’t cross ones personal line of what it takes to get off Twitter I am at this point very curious what that line would be for you or if it exists at all

Path of least resistance is most likely in all cases for a reason

Noooo not my reputation with the international ultrawealthy

the majority of the activity doesn't even seem remotely protest-related! it's just convoys of goons driving all over the place trying to kidnap every person who doesn't have white skin and a bunch of people following them around making noise to prevent this

Folks be out here rediscovering the imperial boomerang from first principles

Reminder that blocklists like this one will do the work of disappearing all the white house accounts for you bsky.app/profile/did:...

Same

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

QR code is just a referral link for eyewash on Amazon

Seems straightforward that there should be a lot more of this than there currently is on here apps.apple.com/us/app/x/id3...

Crucial context: ICE agents have typically been taught not to get scared, shoot fleeing moms in the head, and then call them a bitch afterwards on days 48 and 49 of their training.

The hell, man

Once again noting the absolute alarm at the notion of deepfakes creating confusion about evidentiary reality of political events misses the shape of the actual problem; which looks more like widespread participatory lying *despite* copious availability of actual and easily verifiable media evidence.

There is a group of people that are supposed to be composed in high stress situations, train for them in fact, get paid well for it, and are given very, very broad leeway on how they act, and yet they shit their pants constantly and cry about how scared they are all the time.

losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?

No, it was a successful coup. None of the people who led it were punished, and are in fact back in power, rewarded for their efforts to break the system by running it. Donald Trump is currently the dictator he attempted to become 5 years ago, and it’s because nobody treated trying as a crime.

I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why. I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.

Tyler Shough is the guy, verified IRL today. Love to see it

Bean me up, Scotty

Taking a big ol sip from an ice cold Humor Classic[tm]

Oh my god

All of these links went to promotion of this story earlier today. All these links are dead now — that's how thoroughly they've scrubbed this.

Bilbo Bowski

I would argue it takes a lot less energy to be broadly mad at any LLM usage than it does to constantly be negotiating with your own conscience about which ones are OK or not 

Shoutout to the guy near us during Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull who exclaimed LOOK AT ALL THEM CRYSTAL SKULLS

the child at the end of The Emperor's New Clothes points, laughs, and tells the truth about the emperor's vain stupidity. gavin newsom thinks the kid at the end takes off his own clothes instead

This is why conservative individual-liberty arguments tend to focus on innocuous concepts like allowing prayer in schools and removal of concepts or programs that seek to acknowledge things that cause actual harm, like the rest of the conservative individual liberty policy portfolio

McDLT of a man

Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it. So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:

[Beastie Boys voice] Tommy Wiseau

“Inevitability propaganda” is a really good phrase for “AI is taking over it’s so scary” type stuff that sounds anti-AI on its surface but is really pro-AI

I am drinking this coffee *right now*

Incidentally it is straightforward, less time-consuming, and probably more effective to just cancel your Home Depot account and never shop there again www.homedepot.com/privacy/Exer...

Thinking about a few years ago where a bunch of stuff went sort of viral around people realizing that pumpkin spice was spice for a pumpkin and not pumpkin flavoring. What did people think was going on inside a pumpkin

Pretty easy to delete your HD account btw: www.homedepot.com/privacy/Exer...

Sometimes I still think about MTG. This guy is a good representation of the promise of awesome shit happening, which was always the primary appeal of Magic to me. Did it ever actually happen? Not important

GEIST: do you believe the president is a good boy BESSENT: yes GEIST: do you believe he is the *best* boy BESSENT: i believe indisputably that donald trump deserves ice cream treats GEIST: [racking paper] well there you have it

Sometimes I read something and really feel like I’m the perfect amount of online. I’ve honed my being online amount to a fine point. I listen to @morecivilized.bsky.social and follow Victoria and the streams sync into perfect harmony

@schumer.senate.gov retire bitch

Hey @durbin.senate.gov turn your voicemail on

Find your senators at reps.fyi or call 202-224-3121

ICE out of Target! The Target on Peterson Ave in Chicago allows CBP & ICE to park in its parking lot and arrest people.

@schumer.senate.gov retire bitch

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

establishment journalism's abject failure to express that this man has absolutely no idea how anything works should never be forgiven or forgotten

Was going to wisecrack here but then the real text conversation I had did it for me

Hey I wonder what kind of posts Bluesky is now stealth hiding by default under their “hide ‘Rude’ posts” setting … ah