So they did the right thing, but for all the wrong reasons.

Word reaching us that yes there has been a communications failure here but it’s not the Rupture we’re to expect it’s the Raptor.

Be great if the Rapture happens but no one goes anywhere cos God thinks we’re *all* absolute shitbags.

Me on the way to the rapture

Green membership across Great Britain has now overtaken the Lib Dems. @greenparty.org.uk passed 78,000 last night. @scottishgreens.org have 7,800, producing a total of 85,800. Last month, the Lib Dems told the BBC they had 83,174: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Me on the way to the Rapture

Gonna have to go to more conventions

Thing is, the right don’t respect any such high bar. So if the rest of us do, we just give them an endless series of freebies. Stop pulling punches that really don’t need to be pulled.

I for one welcome our Nazarene overlord. Gie it laldy Jesus ya cunt.

Do you know what? It doesn’t matter what causes autism because it is not in fact a bad thing in itself and some of your posts to say X or Y doesn’t cause autism are pretty fucking ableist

What is up with these journos? Are they thick? Scared? Cowards? It’s ok to call horseshit what it is.

A convicted abuser of women was platformed at the Falkirk racist’s rally. See screen shots 👇🏻

What does this man have against cake toppings?

Some people argue that 'the British Isles' isn't political and we shouldn't be bothered by it, which is why they're invariably so open to my suggestion that we should switch to 'the Irish Isles' for the next few hundred years while we work out a solution.

EXCLUSIVE: Labour MP Clive Lewis has said he 'increasingly' believes the UK Government does not have the 'intellectual and political capability' to take on the threat of the far right

No self-respecting woman in her thirties would want your wonky swimmers mate

we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there

this is my favourite wikipedia article

Dua Lipa fires manager after his attempt to stop pro-Palestinian rappers Kneecap from Glastonbury. telegrafi.com/en/Dua-Lipa-...

A fitting memorial to Charlie Kirk

wtf is this

"You're irrelevant on Bluesky!" m8 I was irrelevant on Twitter where I had 110k followers and frequently got over a million views on my videos. It was still just shitposting on a social media site. Deciding that posting is activism has rotted a lot of brains on all sides.

bond girls but they’re also muppets: thread

This a nice and richly deserved tribute to Keith McIvor, aka JD Twitch - a true original. We’re going to miss him. www.theguardian.com/music/2025/s...

Good to see fascists outnumbered in Glasgow once again - and vital context on the hypocrisy of fash organisers outlined in local reporting: "Watt, who was found guilty of abusing two of his ex-partners in 2018 [...] campaigns against immigration, often raising fears of women's and girls’ safety."

Called it / looool queen!

Even demigods don't skip leg day 👀🍑 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums "Young Beardless Herakles", by Polykeleitos, a Roman copy of a 5th c BCE original, at Museo Nazionale Rome Thanks @antonio_explores for sharing 😁

Freedom of speech is under attack on both sides of the Atlantic, from the same people who hypocritically call themselves "free speech defenders". Make no mistake, if the British far right win power they will follow the example of their American brethren. My latest for @heraldscotland.bsky.social.

Good judges of character, these guys

This clown clearly has zero understanding of how Musk’s social media site actually functions.

abject cowardice to write something like this. why not tell the class what the joke actually was? why the titillating hint at scandal without the courage to substantiate it? is it because they're saying slurs behind closed doors and it might be a bit revealing to say what they are?

Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology

This is the most fun thing I ever learned about Tito.

Fascist skidmarks with more journalists than supporters on their side just now 😂😂 Vastly outnumbered by antiracists ✊🏾

Notorious powder monkey Gakley-Lennon goes on holiday to celebrate last week’s griftathon - and chooses Colombia? That’s a bit, um, on the nose, even for him.

Coo content

Sally Rooney won the Sky Arts award for literature for Intermezzo. Her editor collected it for her as she couldn't travel in case of arrest for her support for Palestine Action. "to reiterate... and my solidarity with the people of Palestine." We are proud of her always. #BDS #SolidarityIsAVerb

Just got a great set of emails from the FBI.

Dutch late night TV has its take

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

I haven't posted an update on the petition for a while 👇 Over 3600 signatories to date Folk are still signing Thank you

[Withnail, close to tears] “I have become vulnerable in the night-time economy”.

The fact that Your Party is developing organised factions before it even has a name or formal membership reminds me of the old joke about two Trot parties walk into a unity meeting and four walk out

Et tu, Brute?

Ten options for future leaf-removal trains... 10. Keanu Leaves 9. Twiggy Pop 8. Axel Foliage 7. Britney Clears 6. The Regional Branch Manager 5. Leaf No Trace 4. The Fall Guy 3. That Don't Impress Me Mulch 2. A Good Railing 1. Maybe She's Born With it. Maybe It's Maple-leaves

New publication out! You can read my open access article on the interwoven histories of early modern alchemical and linguistic satire (with plenty of Nashe, Jonson, even a bit of Tomkis, Bacon, and Sprat!) here: www.cambridge.org/core/journal... #historyofscience #history #literature #earlymodern

This Peter Kyle guy is an absolute throbber. What’s he doing anywhere near a sector he’s utterly clueless about?

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