In an independent Scotland lattes and avocado toast will be free on the NHS

Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.

Hopefully he's deid by the time we get there

Can we play all our games in Canada and Mexico?

"... I mean its not even real paedophilia unless its from the nonce region of France, otherwise its just sparkly diddling."

Not many sleeps left now until the inevitable AI crash and another decade of economic decline. Can't wait.

No other app will celebrate the death of a total bastard better than Bluesky.

Its 2025. Everything you use is shite and the monthly subscription has just went up.

We're anti Epstein ballroom but pro White House demolition

Your Party doesn't matter. Our party doesn't matter. Nothing matters.

Don't miss the Nihilists for Independence fringe event next to the bins behind Scotmid. Or do miss it, it doesn't matter. Nothing matters. #SNPconference #SNP25

Ash doesn't matter

Get in the void www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Fuck off

comedy is illegal again

Peter Mandelson doesn't matter www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Ian Murray doesn't matter

Heard yer da shouts at hotels

Incredible Crisis ad from 2000 telling players to buy the game or else their technical director is going to kill himself

Badenoch's a grass www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It doesn't matter people.com/millionaire-...

Kate Forbes doesn't matter

Accept the gloom, embrace it and enjoy it, for one day gloom will be all there is forever.

Influencers don't matter

There's a new English party, but it doesn't matter. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Coldplay are snitches

Going to create a jig inspired by the heat death of the universe

Too hot

Superman vs Britnat fash

Superman is a woke pro-indy nihilist. Deal with it.

Personally, I think they should be allowed to go ahead with it as long as they move the bonfire slightly closer to the asbestos.

Its a shame that guy missed

You, a normie, screaming, crying, throwing up: "Nothing matters!" Me, skipping through corn fields, giggling, wind in my hair: "Nothing matters!"

Its Friday, remember to knock off early and have a delicious pint. Nothing you do at work matters anyway.

Ross Thompson doesn't matter

A good way to reform the U.K. would be to break it up with Scottish independence

England must be abolished

Pierre Poilievre doesn't matter

TERFs don't matter

People from all over Greenland assemble to welcome their American guests

Scotland are going to boycott the World Cup

Scientists really need to work harder on suspended animation. Being frozen in a pod for a couple of decades would be such a treat right now.

Billionaires don't matter