failed to take a selfie on my 40th birthday but my sisters did take various tremendously unflattering action shots i do not wish to share so at least there’s that

being autistic is amazing i’m taking 1000 paracetamols as we speak. i’m autism maxxxing. that time that i had to go to hospital when i had toothache and took “too many” was just me pussying out. i could be so much more autistic right now if i had just had the courage

hunks slash beef six dot jiff

so excited to go to bed and have the holiday i always need after a holiday

great bit to hang a rothko and explicitly say it’s meant to be viewed close up then have a barrier 3 feet away from it so you can’t have it take up your whole field of vision as intended

also my and i’m sure many people’s first exposure to the simpsons was seeing bootleg stuff like this around. i knew “don’t have a cow, man” long before i saw a single frame of the show

didn’t really know robert redford was considered that handsome. quite bland features and his face was too big. handsome squidward ass jawline idgi

turning my news notifications back on so i can maximise my schadenfreude time when starmer goes

oh good there’s been a strike announced at klm on wednesday at the exact time of my birthday holiday flight

hold the fuck up i’ve just learned that not everyone gets horrendous nausea from not getting enough sleep ???

tempted to buy merriweather post pavilion: the dress

i got offered more casual gallery invigilation shifts at the place that wouldn’t even interview me for a real entry level job. what’s funny is i am fucking shit at front of house

Kisa does not really come into my bedroom any more (i think increasing damp is putting her off) and i rarely leave because i love inhaling spores i guess so i haven’t posted much of her in a while. well today i’m in the living room

why are the three arrows seeping back into stuff. i am afraid i must insist that anticommunism is bad

thanks for the disambiguation, bbc

that’s it i’m muting keywords

speaking of tv i finally gave up on the bear halfway through the most recent season because i just cannot stand the editing, especially the music editing

it should be illegal for tv shows to use my ringtone

the more we keep talking about it the more this happens tho, like it’s top story because it’s getting clicks not just because the establishment is right wing. stop clicking

how long do you think trump will be brain dead from a megastroke while they continue to churn out deepfakes of him being fine before pulling the plug

i have used AI to identify the shooter

It Happened to Me: A Song Made My Nose Feel Weird and Now I Have to Lie Down

the power of 3 cocktails compels me

sorry not sorry for continuing to post shite about my everyday life and not a constant stream of politics takes i simply do not think that is healthy

everyone please mourn with me for my original birthday outfit dream of david byrne’s big suit but make it sexy, as the dress, while designed to make it look like your hips explode horizontally off your waist, was not designed for the reality of bodies that do that and doesn’t sit right at the back 🥀

can we please stop rehabilitating marie le conte, thanks

no one prepares you for how much of adult life is unwinding your own hair from the roller of your vacuum cleaner

hopefully since it wasn’t a headshot he had a split second to realise what had happened 😊

trying to find a birthday outfit but ethical clothing manufacturers love to exclusively make shin length sacks. not the vibe

by the way the doctor i spoke to last night told me outright there was one female doctor on who would “maybe” look at my vagina but the other three including himself were male and they would not

having a health issue that involves my 🅱️agina among other things so naturally the people i managed to eventually speak to between being interminably on hold were two men and an extremely checked out box-ticking female nurse

the 17 “assaults” are probably just people who didn’t go floppy and thus were deemed to be resisting arrest. that thing going around about the point of going floppy being to annoy cops was itself annoying

dragged myself to an event last night being like ok most ppl who know i got a devastating job rejection will be there so i can face it & get ~talking abt it~ out the way, but they all actively & unsubtly avoided talking to me at all so they clearly know something i don’t & i feel much worse 👍

every landlord should be summarily [redacted] and their [redacted] displayed on a pike

every landlord should be forced to pay every tenant back all of the rent they’ve charged

every landlord who’s converted a flat to have a section of the living room turned into a “kitchen” should be forced to put it back. by hand. over and over until it’s up to spec

triggered by the episode of the new KOTH where hank gets a bad job rating for not doing small talk

assume the 19% secret third thing covers those of us for whom “disapprove” cannot come anywhere near conveying the depths of disgust

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again because i’m clearly correct: glinner is clearly going to froth himself into having a stroke and the sooner the better x x

all this flag stuff also makes it abundantly clear uk labour have no understanding of scotland whatsoever

being thin dreadfully unchic i’m afraid. gauche, even

many people see vinted as a clothes reselling platform but it is primarily a place to discover how many people do not know what words are, mean, or how they are spelled

my sister was sorting through our parents’ garage and found (as the sole item in a whole ass rubble sack) my 25 year old key ring lol have you ever seen a more i-was-a-14-year-old-girl-with-undiagnosed-autism-in-1999 set of artefacts

sorry but i have discovered at the age of 39 and 11.2 months that the singer in kc and the sunshine band is white????

don’t miss the bit where he said the quiet part out loud: that if labour enact all of reform’s policies, reform have no reason to exist

would rather he was focused on dying dying dying

buried lede here. going to go out on a limb and suggest toys are not in fact a luxury item but essential to child development. once again the cruelty is the point