“Fuck you make me.”

James Comey in 2016, sowing: hahahaha yesssss James Comey in 2025, reaping: well shit this fucking sucks wtf

Considering it a win to get right wingers to be mad at Hillary Clinton for her handling of Edward Snowden or her gloating over the killing of Gadaffi rather than whatever made up buttery males bs the trumps ran with

Going to repeat myself, but a functioning society needs mechanisms to impose consequences on powerful people who lie and bear false witness.

Wonder what it’s like living in a country with the rule of law.

After Columbine there was a Buffy episode that was supposed to air that dealt with what appeared to be a school shooting. The themes were similar enough they delayed the episode. In delaying The Savant Apple TV+ is saying that the themes are similar. That Kirk was facilitating an online hate group

“We will seek a court injunction”

Why does Jon Stewart record these episodes from The Lighthouse? Dude should be greyscaled.

Yall should not be using Meta’s platforms.

Left: the kids are using discord to get radicalized. Right: the US Military literally recruiting in high school cafeterias.

everyone at yale who thought he was undeserving of being a member of the elite was right about him. everybody was right about him. even when his mom tried to trade him for percs

Oh no

Need help coming up with a new gamertag. People keep calling me “anarkelly” instead of anarchakelly. Then they shorten it to R Kelly. Not ideal. PaulAtreudeezNuts keeps bouncing around my head.

contra the myth of the welfare queen the biggest beneficiaries of government handouts arent the urban black underclass but rural white agribusiness

100000%

I don’t really care about serving in the military. I think only fools would sign up for military service. That they prey on the youth and young adults is not a coincidence. That said, this is a really dark sign of things to come. There is a growing global fascist regime targeting trans people.

It’s rare that one clip can both be grounds for a massive corporate lawsuit and grounds for the 25th Amendment at the same time.

there is no group of people as infuriating as left-NIMBYs. just a bunch of morons proud of their own smug ignorance

I'm appalled but unfortunately unsurprised to hear that ICE is targeting my neighbors in Rogers Park today. Unidentifiable and unaccountable agents are roaming the streets with their faces covered targeting schools and community centers. It needs to end. Abolish ICE.

Mario Guevara, a prominent Atlanta journalist, was arrested for livestreaming policy activity during a No Kings protest in June. Now, an immigration board has re-opened his case, which was closed 13 years ago, and issued a final removal order. He could be deported at any minute.

“They’re persecuting us for our conservative beliefs.” “Holy crap you’re being persecuted for wanting lower taxes??” “No…” “Oh, then for wanting less government regulation?” “….no” “Then what beliefs?” “Oh you know the ones.”

The fact that soi-disant libertarians had trouble deciding who to vote for in this election boggles the mind

BREAKING A federal judge found it "appears ... that multiple employees of the Department of Justice may have violated" local rules in SDNY guaranteeing Luigi Mangione's right to a fair trial. Full order here storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

I honestly cannot believe they are just coming out and saying this...

Jesus

Just a reminder that these "pivotal votes" that the Democrats got in these recent special elections aren't pickups. They are pivotal seats that have been vacant for months because the Democrats who previously held them ran for office notwithstanding age and cancer diagnoses, then died in office.

"Among those arrested was David, a 31-year-old healthcare worker...David, who is gay, was wearing a rainbow Pride wristband as he says he was simply trying to pee when he was arrested."

lolsob

There is no basis in law for designating domestic terrorist organizations. Period. Trump can try to intimidate Americans, but no one should act like he has powers that he simply doesn’t have. This order is just a Truth Social post with bigger words.

ICE arrested this guy and denied him a bond hearing even though he: - Has lived here for 32 years. - Has no criminal record - Is head of quality assurance and safety for a painting company - Has six U.S. citizen relatives - Suffered a stroke in 2022 and needs ongoing care. - Wasn't even a target.

I love how The Zionist All the Times leaves out the name of the suspected perpetrator, like we wouldn’t notice. Hmmm maybe it’s Papua New Guinea.

If you oppose free immigration you are an enemy of humanity and freedom. “There are such things in the world as human rights…. Among these, is the right of locomotion; the right of migration…. It is the right you assert by staying here, and your fathers asserted coming here.” Frederick Douglass

Whatever else you think of him, I don't think he is insincere about this stuff, and it should be recognized as extraordinary that he, Pritzker, and other governors are talking about the federal government in these terms. It's not normal political rhetoric, it's the language of existential emergency.

Did not realize there was video of Ezra Klein talking about the need to run pro-life Democrats in Kansas, Ohio, and Missouri. So I had to make this.

Anarchism is not pacifism.

So now international students will come and benefit from our universities and educational institutions and then be forced to leave. lol lmao

Why does RFK Jr stand like that.

Time for Reason to update their immigration graphic. Been trying to explain to anyone who will listen that it’s basically illegal to immigrate here at all, so illegal immigration is the only way. But we all know they don’t really care about legal vs illegal. They’re just racist rubes.

My fav use case so far is asking ChatGPT about that one song that plays during that one scene in that random episode of that one tv show. Even if they stop at just being super charged search engines I think that’s awesome.

Friendly reminder that Woke is just getting started and you should get with the program or fade into irrelevance.

im an unironic anarcho-neocon in that i believe there is an axis of national populist evil that must be smashed and the world made safe for woke markets

"Cell phone images smuggled out of jails and prisons across the country reveal food that hardly looks edible, let alone nutritious. ...kitchen workers at prisons in Arizona, Oregon, and elsewhere reported seeing boxes of food that were served to prisoners marked: 'not for human consumption.'"

“I like escalators because they can never break, they can only become stairs. They should put a sign that says ‘Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.’” — Mitch Hedberg

Common Alex Nowrasteh w

Shoutout to whoever pulled the e brake on the escalator you’re a real one.

It’s wild that the institution currently incinerating random boats in the Caribbean and bragging about it is also like “also btw these other people are an extremist terrorist organization.” I guess you would know.

Every accusation is a confession. This is political indoctrination—the exact kind they accuse the left of.

I’d rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.