I don't have much respect for a lot of Scottish journalists, but I feel like if Starmer talked to them like this they'd kick his heid in.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Absolutely desperate and pathetic stuff www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cg...

We should save the holiday for the day after we've won the final. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c4...

Hopefully he's deid by the time we get there

Didn't doubt it for a second

"...if you think about it, two 15 year olds is sort of the same as one 30 year old..."

"... I mean its not even real paedophilia unless its from the nonce region of France, otherwise its just sparkly diddling."

The bubba blow photo is also real

On one bank of a river you have a pumpkin spiced latte, an American teenage girl and notorious sex offender Donald Trump. You have to get them safely to the other side but can only take one at a time in your boat...

A Palestinian brewer has visited Scotland to launch a lager brewed in partnership with a Scottish company

Half the US and britgov all going "Man the CCP has a kickass deal with that firewall and mass internet surveillance thing."

"If you do not feel a wave of nausea when contemplating this policy then you either haven’t understood it, or there is something profoundly wrong with you."

This is very unfair. He was rushing to get a trepanning kit and some leaches.

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

catch me coming into every room like an Austin Powers villain w/ this thing

I'm getting Number 10 lockdown party vibes from this

Top-tier. Strong recommend. Would dunk again.

Stop showing me videos of the White House being demolished, I can't get any harder.

It really says something when even bloody Palantir think you've gone too far www.thenational.scot/news/2551553...

He knows he's only got this job until next May at the latest so he's setting himself up for a cushy wee gig at Palantir

"Scotland is no different to England, the indy debate is simply cloaking exactly the same social attitudes underneath". And then polling keeps coming out saying differently. Also, neither Scotland nor Wales are "regions", thanks, @moreincommonuk.bsky.social.

Who let the Penguin out of Arkham Asylum? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

We should bring back calling people 'gammons'

"Everything in the State, nothing outside the State, nothing against the State"

Do yous remember that Tory candidate in Glasgow who did that weird video doing pullups, then the party booted him out for saying all sorts of stupid and offensive stuff? These days they'd probably make him chairman.

That sandwich is America's 9/11

Make Kaliningrad Königsberg Again

Don't know why folk bother negotiating with the US when you can just turn up to the Whitehouse with a carrier bag full of 90s scud mags and a $100 gift card and you'll get 10% knocked off your nation's tariffs.

The UK’s Online Safety Act is being sold as a way to protect children. But instead, UK politicians are pushing sweeping censorship and forcing platforms to implement invasive age checks. This is not safety–it's surveillance.

Its almost as if Scotland is a distinctly different and separate country or something.

There's a realistic chance we get to a position where Wikipedia is blocked while official government accounts are posting on a site that created MechaHitler AI

FFS

Tourists visiting America: *Hand over your social media *At risk of being detained, imprisoned and deported for the vaguest of reasons *Now being asked to pay $250 for the privilege Intl tourists contribute more than $200B to the US economy. But lets fix that problem! www.cnbc.com/2025/07/18/v...

The Labour party are a joke. What do they think they're achieving here? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The UK's Online Services Act, among its many awfulnesses, is its placing Wikimedia in Category 1, which will make it effectively impossible for WIkipedia to preserve the privacy of its users. www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

Me two weeks ago: Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, not to protect anyone, but because entering prison as the world's most illustrious pedophile makes that a logical decision. Conspiracy theories make less sense than the stated story. Me now: The Pee Tape was shot on Epstein Island.

Aha! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1Ua...

Going to create a jig inspired by the heat death of the universe

There's only one mascot who can fill Clyde's shoes

We obviously haven't bullied folk who are still on twitter hard enough.

it’s absurd that NYT forced him to delete these skeets, which … convey the factual information that Zohran Mamdani is, in fact, a man of South Asian descent who was born and raised in Africa, and that the pseudonymous source of the hacked material is a white supremacist eugenicist.

ron swanson is how i imagine @freecaledonia.bsky.social - don’t correct me if i’m wrong! lol