Roses are red 13 is a prime Hit ICE with a sandwich It isn’t a crime.

wow my early birthday birthday presents are piling up at this point

did you misread the first few words of this, too

my fellow americans, please stop listening to that weirdo

wha ha ha haaat

what is this feeling?

I have to say, if you're equating Muriel Bowser and Michelle Wu in this context, writing about American politics isn't your bag and you should scurry along into some new profession, maybe the local bowling alley is hiring

insanely stupid take aside - this pic has the strongest of weekend at bernie vibes

all i want for my birthday is for you to vote zohran

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Fed up of the rise of #racism, I wrote a few thoughts 💭 👇🏽

mfw they don’t understand new york

i, for one, welcome our new monkey overlords

banger of a thread and yet another reason why yorp are cooked

People in glass houses shouldn’t be allowed Overton windows.

i owe you an apology, herald photo editor. i was not familiar with your game.

once again, i need to be asleep when the packer game is on, but i am DYING to watch micah parsons obliterate rodgers live

Joshing aside I don't really mind which party you're in, we need a popular front pronto. That front can't have transphobic or anti-migrant policies just as a 1930s popular front could not allow anti-semitic policies. If "your party" can bring along a certain set of people, that would be grand.

EVERY. THING. IS. ABOUT. GENDER.

get the fuck out of here with your lame excuses

inject this into my veins

the spf bullied a well-respected judge into stepping down from this inquiry, effectively ensuring police scotland won't be held to account for sheku bayoh's death but they're definitely also the people we should be listening to about how responsible they'll be with live facial recognition

happy (don’t wanna be an) american idiot to all those who celebrate

see also: ice

idk why specifically but i agreed with this so hard i almost threw my neck out except dune has to be w/rebecca ferguson

#OtD 12 Oct 2007 the CWU leadership called off rolling strike action in a postal workers pay campaign, despite not achieving concessions. But staff in Scotland walked out on wildcat strike after punitive pay deductions stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8439...

maybe they all have mold brain and/or brain worms

bagpipes ftw

The universe is finished; the copestone is on, and the chips were carted off a million years ago.

maybe it wasn’t the worst thing to cancel @colbertlateshow.bsky.social after all

We saw you across the bar and liked your vibe

impeccable timing

2025 life in america - was told by my child’s school that parents are required to download an app for dismissal procedures. the company that runs the app is owned bythan mitt romney.

week 4 is too early for a bye #GoPackGo

new idiom just dropped for jumping the shark & nuking the fridge

wonder why this headline didn’t make to the DR’s front page

You don't get to pretend you are just an impartial purveyor of news when you have a stake in what you are reporting on

can’t wait to try ‘not my gift’ out in the wild

not much change is there

it’s kind of interesting how scotland has been a canary in the coalmine for a lot of things, the latest one being ‘the labour party is hot garbage’

is this bad

he’s half a step away from a rant about the woke mind virus, isn’t he?

WE'RE NOT CALLING IT A BRIT CARD HONEST!

As Netanyahu addresses the United Nations in New York City this morning, the world recoils in horror at the ongoing genocide in Gaza.

I’ve had a number of arguments on here along these lines: “ID cards work fine in Europe, why not here?” They *do* work in Europe, but *not* as immigration enforcement. If Labour want to push them for other uses, then please make that case. For immigration enforcement? It won’t work.