Not actually back, because not being here has been lovely actually, but boy howdy is this @gog.com subject line a howler. Like, I know those are relevant pagan runes, but come the fuck on guys. Come on. You know what you're doing here.

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my favorite part of baseball is when the umpire arbitrarily assigns whatever amount of strikes feels right to him in the moment and then kicks you out of the game

We did this 10 years ago at FOO to do face capture for live animation using the most rudimentary machine learning algorithms. They call it AI so that their bosses can answer the "What's our AI strategy?" question at the next C-suite meeting.

‘"For example, our teams created a tool we call 'Mockingbird' that quickly animates 3D facial models based on performance captures.’ isn’t this just motion matching. Why have we renamed this AI, a bs term that means nothing

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We need to hug and kiss Bluesky moderators.

HELL YEAH BORTHER

Mentioning something that a bluesky employee did publicly as a representative of bluesky on his official bluesky company account is against the rules of bluesky. If what he did was so shameful that it cannot be named, then perhaps he should be disciplined for his action, not the company's customers

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NEW EPISODE! We're drawing movies based on their taglines and this one got NASTY! www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3DH...

A reminder that this is why we make fun of The Odyssey. The book would not exist if Odysseus was not such a complete chaos goblin who was busy causing problems for himself by arguing with Gods and being a shit navigator. There is no way to make an extremely serious movie out of this material.

Whoever did this is painfully petty and I love them for it.

the next time you find yourself about to post something like "remember that time bluesky head of trust and safety aaron rodericks was caught liking porn from his work account" stop and ask yourself if it's worth distracting him from his important duties, like banning anyone who hurt his feelings

ericks was caught liking porn on his work account, so don't do it!!!

look, i know many of you want to post about how aaron rodericks was caught liking porn on his work account, and while there is nothing in the ToS that says not to post about how aaron rodericks was caught liking porn on his work account, they are nonetheless banning people for posting that aaron rod

#FreeScottMatla (his account was suspended because he got into it with a Farter Shart apologist).

They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed

"we have a four strike policy and this one strike counts as four strikes" is a policy that a kindergartener would recognize as stupid yet somehow the dipshit trust fund kids that type "make a website" into Claude are not yet to that understanding

it is utterly bananas how quickly the younger generation clocked that Charlie Kirk was a wretched piece of shit who deserved nothing but an eternity as the butt of mean-spirited jokes

I’m sure it’s a coincidence the number of accounts being suspended that are trans women

Definitely not related to transphobia btw

Can BSky mods take a five minute break from suspending trans women? Wake up to see that @livfreeorcry.gay is suspended for some reason now

didn't they hire a PR guy a couple of months ago. what is he getting paid for

if he had just left the like in place and gone "fuck yeah, porn rules 😎" when anyone asked, no one on the Shitposting Porn App (For Porn And/Or Shitposting) would have cared

The intrusive thoughts overwhelmed my last two brain cells

Gender Evil 2024 edition, now on bluesky #Nonbinary

Iranian Speaker of Parliament:

Man this fuckin sucks

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when the pediatrician confirmed out son had RSV they were like "we're calling the hospital, go directly to the ER, do not stop at home for anything" we get to the hospital and it is fucking concierge service in the ER - "hi hello do not wait a second come right this way" it is serious business

our younger son is six years old and when the pandemic came down - literally, as the NBA shut down and society ground to a halt - he was six weeks old and in the hospital with RSV it remains my scariest time as a parent by a large margin that people voluntarily turn down vaccines is infuriating

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It is my duty to inform you that there are baby capybaras at the Sacramento Zoo

I'm not kidding btw. Someone has to own a sledgehammer or an axe or a crowbar or even a lock picking kit. Worst case, send one of the D Senators down to the Ace Hardware or whatever and expense an arsenal of freedom.

there are days for me that “when it happens” refers to andrew wakefield, actually

Time to break down the door.

Racist white lawmakers in Louisiana are pulling the same shit in 2026 that they did in 1869, overriding thousands of voters in majority-Black New Orleans in order to keep a Black man out of office this is part of a centuries-spanning war on multiracial democracy ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...

Follow up: how many AI evangelicals are divorced men and/or absentee fathers?

It is incredible so many men will use AI then admit the results aren't great and requires review and editing. Essentially babysitting! When they don't even want to be a father to their own kids.

Actually pretty illuminating that Republicans have built an image of Trump in their heads where he's shaped like Rambo and everybody else in the country realizes he's a feeble old man who exclusively eats fast food.

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