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Indignity Vol. 6, No. 59, THE STAIRS, Chapter 35, by @tomscocca.bsky.social "The Marble City Electro-Power Company will always bring you the light you need." www.indignity.net/the-stairs-c...

TODAY'S STOCK PHOTO FIND: "Businessman predator - businessmen instead of fangs"

Send us your plan documents! www.propublica.org/getinvolved/...

Indignity Vol. 6, No. 58, MR WRONG: You Can Always Talk to Your Senator but Can Your Senator Talk Back? www.indignity.net/mr-wrong-a-s...

Man, nobody could build a shithouse like the WPA.

i wrote about jane ward’s ’the tragedy of heterosexuality’ and the enraging concept of seduction bootcamps for flaming hydra this month 💋 flaminghydra.com/issue-603/#t...

I am VERY tired of getting calls from unrecognized numbers that lead to voicemails about the supposed availability of a sizable personal loan at a decent interest rate. But I decided to make the most of the problem by collecting and ranking the scammers' fake names for @flaminghydra.com.

noraebang | #ricoh griiix

HEY BALTIMORE GO WASH YOUR HANDS AND YOUR FRUITS & VEG www.cbsnews.com/baltimore/ne...

I think this guy is my new favorite account on TikTok

Greetings from 🗽 on Thursday, July 9, 2026 at 17:40. Current conditions (via NOAA): 🌧️ Rain Temperature: 23.3° Relative Humidity: 93.55% Heat Index: 24.13°

TODAY'S STOCK PHOTO FIND: "Businessman headshot with little angry businessman instead of head at office"

Hey look what's online now! www.baltimoremagazine.com/section/hist... The physical magazine version is objectively MUCH cooler, if you can get a hold of it, but I'm delighted to be able to share the link around too

A thread of ICE and CBP sex offenders and credibly accused sex pasts. Content-warning descriptions of abuse Yuma Sector CBP agent Ramon Marquez, 31, was arrested in May 2025 and has been charged with 15 felonies including 14 counts of sexual conduct with a 16-year-old between Dec 2024 and Apr 2025.

MITCH MCCONNELL GODDAMN IT WHERE ARE MY SCUMBAG MUCKRAKERS OF OLD WHERE IS MY PHOTO OF MITCH IN A HOSPITAL BED OR ON A FUCKIN' SLAB

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TODAY: @samthielman.com on the meaning of events like Ezra Klein respectfully interviewing "professional racist" Christopher Rufo. "We survived it, now we accept it, later we may endorse it. We probably won’t be able to tell when the change happened." flaminghydra.com/ill-show-you...

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SAVED YOU A WIPE: "We are currently unable to sell Lettuce, Cilantro Onion, Pico de Gallo, and Guacamole due to a nationwide recall. We apologize for the inconvenience. Any items ordered that normally come with these items WILL NOT contain them." www.audacy.com/wwjnewsradio...

TRUMP-ASS FAIR Trump’s State Fair Was Ass In All The Ways I’d Been Warned  - defector.com/trumps-state...

In July 1998 Adobe Systems released Adobe ImageReady 1.0 bitmap graphics editor. The program was designed to work with web graphics and to create rollover effects or short animations in GIF format.

God this is fucking shameful. No alleged cost savings could possibly be worth incurring this type of irreparable damage to your brand

reading now, and I always believe everyone should subscribe to @flaminghydra.com, all the time

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China out here creating monitors that you volley and throw drinks at when your team gets punted out the World Cup.

The Robocop music on the Gameboy has absolutely no right being this good! 🤩🤘

I think @govandybeshear.bsky.social should just appoint a Dem to fill McConnell’s seat. It would force proof of life, and the state law that stripped him of that power should be challenged in court. I’m sure Thune would refuse to seat the appointee, but I think it’s a fight worth having. BE BOLD!

New from me: flaminghydra.com/issue-602/

ALSO TODAY: @milesklee.bsky.social ranks the noms de guerre of his phone scammers. " A country singer who decided to hang up her acoustic guitar for a career in financial services? Southern belle trying to scrape enough money together for daddy’s heart procedure?" flaminghydra.com/the-made-up-...

Really liked @annaleen.bsky.social's The Wave of the Present about "living in the future" flaminghydra.com/issue-601/#t...

Greene County deputy arrested, fired after allegedly misusing Flock cameras

"Our true heritage, the heritage worth preserving, is in the real history of the war won against slavers, of the liberatory movements that survived assassinations, and of our right to celebrate the lives of our queer siblings in peace. It is the right of everyone, no matter who they are, to be"

NYT PROVIDES COVER STORY FOR DEEP STATE FALSE FLAG OP: CURRENT THEORY IS POTUS WAS ON THE FLIGHT DECK AND EXECUTED AN UNTARGETED JACKSON POLLOCK KINETIC SHART

if you haven't checked out @flaminghydra.com yet, you _really_ need to do so yesterday's mailing kicked royal ass 😬 :

AMERICA 250 - American Creativity Across Centuries - Experience a layered portrait of the United States through works on painting, photography, sculpture, and video. [BALTIMORE MUSEUM OF ART WHICH DOES NOT SEEM TO BE ON BLUESKY] artbma.org/america-250/...

This strip is, no exaggeration, a formative element of my life. Read it young; remembered it forever.

The expanded class action suit accuses X “of shielding child predators by obstructing police investigations into Grok-generated child sex abuse materials (CSAM).” CW for descriptions of child harm and sexual assault.

[2015 Tom] WAIT—IN 2026, CARTOONISTS HAVE ACCESS TO TIME MACHINES? [2026 Tom] I ADMIT, IT SEEMS IMPLAUSIBLE! BUT THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! flaminghydra.com/tomorrows-ye...

"The world truly is held up on the backs of kind people." THE MEMBERS OF *ZOOKRAUGHT* DOCUMENT THEIR EUROPEAN TOUR IN @thestranger.com www.thestranger.com/music/tour-d...

Boots needs a foster in the Twin Cities metro area starting 7/26. We are told that Boots is a very fun and loving chihuahua and this is Boots’ attempt to smile. www.thebondbetween.org/foster/dogs

A developer made a browser extension called "Knockoff" that shows what a wasteland Amazon truly is by filtering out brands like "GODONLIF" "EHEYCIGA," ROTTOGOON," and sponsored products. Useful and illustrative even if you don't use Amazon www.404media.co/knockoff-bro...

SIX HUNDRED ISSUES is a stunning achievement!!!!!!!! Congrats to @flaminghydra.com and your readers

TODAY: @tomtomorrow.bsky.social gets a visit from Tom Tomorrow Past flaminghydra.com/tomorrows-ye...

My latest, for @flaminghydra.com, about my loathing for the phrase "we're living in the future." Plus, my essay is next to a comic by the brilliant @tomtomorrow.bsky.social, which is filling me with glee.

Dear God.

Sir Richard Starkey, (AKA Ringo Starr) born 7 July 1940 "Joe Walsh, Ringo & Clarence Clemons at Rock & Roll Fantasy Camp," illustration by Danny Hellman for Tower Records' PULSE Magazine, 9/26/96 #illustrator #illustration #comix #comics #rocknroll #music #popmusic

An Afghan national who fought alongside U.S. forces has died from an allergic reaction while in ICE custody, one day after he was detained for deportation proceedings, his death certificate shows. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...