Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful

does anyone have any book recommendations? hoping for something I can find in a bookshop in town today but I'm happy to consider harder finds if theyre good

actually somewhat annoying to me that sufjan stevens is good.

RIP Scott

This has ruined me

rest in piss motherfucker

yuuuup monday night lol u know what that means!!!!!!! I witnessed a very, very bright light, and now I have an overpowering metallic taste in my mouth and visual distortion. I am searching the internet for what that means for my health and I'm rewording it over and over until I discover good news.

I need a smoothie, 3 beers, and a peppermint shake

for nfl teams like the pittsburgh steelers and houston texans, football is the name of the game

Absolutely should have never reopened the government

dude did you do something to piss off hatsune miku. i ran into her at a party earlier and she had it out for you. i didn't even know she was allowed to use that kind of language about gay people

they should make an interpol song that's not vaguely about lust in past and future

to myself, i am very charming and personable. as deserving of love as a normal person. maybe even moreso

Hiring Manager: And do you know what "Scrum" is? Me: ... Hiring Manager: ... Me: [points at picture on desk] Hiring Manager: Are you pointing to a picture of my son? Me: Little Scrum?

the cool thing about the collective stress-test of the american psyche is finding out how the people in your wider orbit think and act under pressure

the guards at auschwitz just need some more training

no longer content to just take your money, a handful of oligarchs, many of them immigrants to these shores, are now taking whats left of your freedom and political power. the very idea that you might have a say in your local government or sit unmolested in your home is offensive to them

It’s tough to make sense of this, as every dog within a mile starts barking once I bring it on my screen.

they're calling me "the best at crashing out" ever

this is really just the tip of the iceberg. if you are in minneapolis please continue to spread the word about Defend612.com ans the Monarcha line

[people lashing out at each other because society is crumbling and we all feel powerless] yeah haha this site has the juice

cenobite hissing "we have such history to show you" at a terrified fukuyama

heavily armed right-wing paramilitary squads are roving our cities with a broad and express license to kill. i find this, bad

it is 2022. I am arguing with Will stancil about mask mandates. it is 2024. I am agreeing with Will Stancil about the Biden economy and Elon Musk. it is 2027. I am helping members of the 1st Free Minneapolis Volunteers spraypaint an icon of Will Stancil on the side of one of their tanks.

I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time

holographic stickers are now in shop!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

You have a look, yes, a tough-guy look, but you cannot compare to a real revolutionary. They have their own private society upstairs. You will be happier down here. Another twenty credits?

Those of you who still insist on drawing a distinction between ICE and police should be aware that the police are not drawing that distinction.

i bet prehistoric man hugged on a level modern man could not comprehend

Three Feelings grassyvalley.thecomi...

saw a post listing all the horrors of the past week in america and on the list was "...destroyed the Kennedy Center". that came before the ICE murders in the list. reminds me of tumblr callout posts where "is very rude" is placed above "they desecrate human remains"

forget what I said. I'm a gift to music.

excited for the next jackass to be about compassion and kindness

i see you've met my argonian roommate, Believes-He's-Allergic-To-Tobacco

here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings

you wanna come see me open for hardcore bands sooooo bad. you definitely live in northern Colorado and don't have work Friday morning

they should let me get away with my hubris. just one time. maybe more times

Hello this is your lawyer speaking -- every day is Shut The Fuck Up Friday!

tying my brain in knots to imagine the need for a "gateway" Coldplay album

it’s so important to approach an unpredictable situation with a chill attitude

The cowboy erotica thing happened in 2013. The sign is in protest of recent CO laws and excise taxes that have made it harder for gun dealers to operate. The shop owners sucks but this is a bad and misleading post.

I'm realizing people have as many people in their band as possible to distribute the shame of making and being seen between as many people as possible.

beyond parody

trump has managed to produce just as many talking heads making some nonsense humanitarian argument for invading venezuela as bush did with iraq despite the fact that trump himself has explicitly rejected that argument in favor of open acknowledgement that this is about pillaging

You know what would take this party to the next level? A frank discussion about death and dying