"AN EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION" https://bonequest.com/9903

FWIW it is probably not great that guys keep trying to kill the president, though the first one seemed to be a weird school shooter loser, the second one was absolutely fucking insane, and only on number three did we get to "Will Stancil reply guy"

gonna tell my kids this was nine inch nails

when you're being interviewed by someone and they say the word "pedophile" you gotta make sure to say NOT ME fast as possible so they'll get stuck being the pedophile

not to astronomy post on main, but: moons getting bigger

Gavin Newsome has said his son is a fan of Charlie Kirk Andrew Tate and now Clavicular. You should probably stop running for office and spend time with your son

One of the greatest headlines ever made

Will Stancil spent years intoning contemptuously about left-wing extremism, but look whose disciple just tried to kill the president

moral quandary for normal people: would you go back in time to kill baby hitler moral quandary for media people: would you go back in time to kill hitler in 1941

very Fear of Withdrawal affirming weekend for me, even though I forgot how to play bass for half the set lmao

bean cycle 2day babey

nvm everything will be fine forever

i love reading second person perspective prose. like

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ascending to cortisol heaven today

"CARRION MY WAYWARD SON" https://bonequest.com/9899

We have to stop them.

expanding my philly mascot headcanon

I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck

Romance is hard when you're not willing to settle for anything less than someone who's way outta your league

BYE! A Dial-a-Pod bye week goodie is now available at (607) CALL-POD! Sorry for the lack of episode last week! We’ll be back shortly. Until then, here’s Nicky doing ”Cowtown”.

I think Boards of Canada should accept that the mainstream has caught up with the whole "ooh weren't the 70s & 80s spooky, oooh weren't pylons scary, eeeek weren't VHS a bit creepy" thing & release a record with all the kids from Stranger Things singing on it.

playing FoCoMX this weekend! Friday night 9:15 at Scrumpy's Hard Cider in Fort Collins!! focoma.org/focomx photo by Moose Cain-Rodenfels

hey! my band put out a demo :) fearofwithdrawal.bandcamp.com/album/world-...

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

21 Apr 2026

anti-wellness checkpoint: i'm throwing water at your face. punching and wrestling you. have you eaten any gold foil today? your cell phone notifications miss you. your emails miss you. try starting an argument with your dad

smoking the shit that made richard kind

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so to me, this whole situation is a win-win

Paul was no friend of the West.

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

everyone who interacts with the same products as me? they are my family. this is who i am now, this product. products are thicker than blood and communities are also products. i love silicon valley and i love their plan for my life. i love it all. the blood in my palms is me clenching from joy

secured the Moon Pussy condoms btw. who want me

he's looking down at you eating your calzone. what are you doing

A buddy says he'd want to try improv class. Me: "but then you'd have to hang out with improv people." "No I wouldn't! It's all new people who haven't become Like That yet." "Okay, but then it's all people who've *seen* improv people and said 'I want that for me.' You get how that's worse, right?"

the thing u have to understand about palantir is that for most of human history we had to kill babies by hand. like with a big rock or a pillow. it was very time consuming

let’s all practice together. “oh i don’t care. this doesn’t matter. i won’t waste my energy on this. the large insect drinking all my pool water and scaring my neighbors can’t hurt me because i was baptized as a baby”

you are not immune to improv comedy

the spiritual solo @Roadburn @theflenser.bsky.social

weird thing to name surfside 7 two

reposts not only 🟰 my endorsement they mean i’ve secretly baptized you into my cult

MASINT #0883 from GPS III-SV05 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Lemurian Silence Data Center 2. Noise Launch Pads 3. Forgotten Wormholes

today i am contemplating the unreasonably, maybe unfathomably, large Statue of Unity in gujarat. It is too big. In a way it being of a relatively normal man with an auspicious but not terribly interesting political career rather than some dictator or conquistador makes it much weirder

17 Apr 2026

H-E-B Buddy is Muslim. The Buc-ee's Beaver is a Christian who goes to a nondenominational megachurch that has a 20-piece band. Whataguy is a devout Jew.