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sunday

they did it. the crazy bastards undid 9/11

the name's Bon—(suddenly remembering i'm supposed to be keeping a low profile)—k. (visibly thinking really hard for like ten seconds) James Bonk.

listen to @bloodwork.show

i think we should go back to horses. cars are hubristic in nature

i'm fine with people choosing bicycles as a primary mode of transportation. in fact, there are lots of benefits to doing so. all i'd ask is that they run a gas generator or something for a couple hours a day to fulfill their commitment to the carbon footprint

gun ownership is a complicated topic but the solution is that i am the only person who gets to have a gun

the average user here would be liquefied by the unmediated presence of the tao. I think the average bsky power user would vanish into nothing like thin dust, too quickly even to scream, if they experienced 30 seconds of wild deer interiority or had a 5min conversation with a humble elderly gleaner

discourse about God’s Country, an album recorded with two SM57s ran thru a 2 channel Scarlet interface in my spare bedroom, being overproduced or not

Texas Tech must never be allowed to develop a nuclear weapon

blue sky used to be a community. now every ones off in their own little private rooms talking trash & posting nasty pics. Hate to be the one to say it but group chat culture has made this web site a bastard's website

radio 2day

here are some more music opinions: new interpol is interesting, the first track on the single is an interesting departure. new death cab for cutie is solid but nothing stuck out to me first listen. new of montreal has heavier stuff I like and a lot that i don't (expected). new chat pile rips

rips incredibly if you're into stuff that's good: mensachicago.bandcamp.com/album/classt...

imagining someone in the future dying of lung cancer and their grieving loved ones discover an old video of them participating in something called the "twinks vs dolls cigarette race"

i should become a bluesky write in candidate

god I hope not

saw an incredible car today

I CANT CONTAIN IT ANYMORE. I WANT A WFH EMAIL JOCKEY BULLSHIT JOB. I WANT A WORK LAPTOP. I WANT TO LOG IN WEARING ONLY SWEATPANTS AND A LOOSE HAIRTIE BUN AND I WANT TO PLAY WITH MY CAT WHILE CLICKING BUTTONS AND OPENING SPREADSHEETS AND I WANT TO GET PAID TO LIVE ANYWHERE AND BE A TRANSPLANT ANYWAYS

I know I'm a hater with a heart empty of whimsy, but I am absolutely not on the side of the banana guy. one must dispel themselves of the need to be the main character everywhere they go

New single/music video out from Replica City today! TV Static brings heavy rhythms and dream-like guitars, with vibes that ask the question: what if The Twilight Zone was soundtracked by Unwound? found.ee/cVW2qS

a bar comic

fuck that guy sure is tall

listen to @bloodwork.show

Got so scared he morphed into Mitch McConnell

I hope the tallest dude from the spurs and the tallest dude from the knicks meet in the middle and kiss

you know what they do to horse thieves around here don'tcha? they provide housing and a basic income and enroll them in a six month program to teach them valuable skills. our county has the lowest rate of recidivism in horse thievery for reason, hoss.

can’t believe this place still doesn’t have locked accounts. that’s where I keep the bangers

abolish short form video

scanning for wokeness

Short form video has been a far greater mistake than agriculture.

average knicks fan is at their local bar or in their home. Sidetalk Georg, who lives in penn plaza and appears in over 10,000 gambling app-sponsored Contents a day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

basically,

masters of the universe movie was written by peter thiel

this website becomes unusable the moment a post does numbers

these are getting weird

i begin every job resumé with ‘by the time you read this i’ll be dead’

self-love, self-help, self-suck; it's all neoliberalism to me

I was listening to They Might Be Giants most of today and when I picked up the Goose from daycare she heard “(She Thinks She’s) Edith Head” for the first time and now at her request we’ve listened to it one hundred more times

ouch

New Evanescence, Of Montreal, Death Cab, and Modest Mouse today